The Lord of Hell

Chapter 840 The Cabin in the Woods
"If you can repair this car well, I think all the companies will be crazy about asking you to work for them."

Andrew secretly complained, he said: "You may not believe it, but my goal is also in the mountains."

"It's really suspicious."

Behind Brother Shanzhai Hammer, a guy as thin as a bamboo pole complained, Brother Shanzhai Hammer said: "In this case, come up, but, as agreed in advance, we will not change the way for you."

There was only one Andrew, and he didn't look like a bad guy, so Brother Shanzhai Hammer didn't have much vigilance.

"It's okay, I'll trouble you."

Andrew laughed, and then, with the help of Shanzhai Hammer, he hung the motorcycle next to the car, and then he boarded the car and continued on the road.

Not counting Andrew in the car, there were five people in total. Andrew glanced over them, and suddenly remembered which movie this was - Cabin in the Woods.

Andrew didn't watch many movies in his previous life, but he had seen the movie Cabin in the Woods, and he was very impressed.

This movie is divided into two lines, one is that Brother Hammer and the others go to the cabin for vacation, encounter zombies, and get chased and killed. It is basically a classic routine of American horror movies.

The elements that a horror film should have, such as scenes that cannot be described, etc., this movie basically has them.

Another line is that all of this is artificially designed. Their purpose is to sacrifice the five members of Shanzhai Hammer to the ancient creatures. If the sacrifice fails, it will lead to the destruction of the world.

This movie is very exciting, and there are many interpretations on the Internet. For example, ancient creatures represent the audience, and if horror movies can’t satisfy them, the world will disappear.

The monsters in the movie basically come from other horror movies, such as werewolves, aliens, ogres, clowns (clown back) and so on. Very wonderful.

"It's actually this movie. Since it's integrated, it means that the ancient creatures are real. Could it be that the plan of the Dream Demon King has something to do with these ancient creatures?"

Andrew was thoughtful. The ending of the movie "The Cabin in the Woods" is that a big hand as big as a mountain protrudes from the ground and destroys the base and the house, which shows that the ancient creatures are real.

"Go and see and you'll know."

Andrew thought to himself, at this time, Shanzhai Hammer introduced himself: "Hello, my name is Kurt, I am a student of New York University, they are all my classmates, we are going to my cousin's mountain villa for vacation.

This blonde beauty is my girlfriend, Julie, and this gentle guy is Holden.

The quiet beauty is Dinah, and the last, unhealthy one, Marty. "

"Why am I becoming an unhealthy person?"

Marty shouted dissatisfiedly that he was the skinny man who often took illegal drugs. On the side of the mysterious organization, he represented a fool.

Holden is a young black man whose code name is Scholar, Dinah, which is the film's heroine, representing the Pure Daughter.

The copycat Hammer Gokot represents the athlete, while the blonde beauty Julie represents the bitch.

These five people are the classic combination of horror movies, and they all need to be sacrificed to the ancient creatures. Only in this way, the ancient creatures will not destroy the world.

In addition, among the five people, the order of death of the others does not matter, but Dinah, who represents the pure daughter, must die last, er, it doesn't matter if she doesn't die, if she dies early, the sacrifice is considered a failure.

"According to the plot, not only there are sacrificial places here, but there are also sacrificial places in Stockholm, Berlin, and the island country, representing different types of horror films."

Andrew's eyes flashed: "Any place where the sacrifice is successful, the ancient creatures will be appeased and wait for the next sacrifice.

In the movie, all the sacrifices failed, and in this world, it might be the Demon King of Dreams secretly doing something. "

Marty asked Andrew: "Hey, buddy, we've all introduced ourselves, why don't you introduce yourself?"

"My name is Andrew."

Andrew smiled and said, "It's a private detective who came to the mountains to investigate missing persons."

"Private eye? Wow, cool."

Marty's eyes lit up, and he asked, "Can you tell me exactly what's going on?"

Others also looked at Andrew curiously. As college students who are good at killing themselves, they couldn't be more interested in this kind of thing.

"of course can."

Andrew laughed and said: "Some time ago, a group of college students like you entered this mountain, and then they never came out again. In their vacation cabin, there was blood everywhere, which was appalling.

But their bodies could not be found at all. Some people say that they may have been eaten. "

"Eat?"

Everyone was startled, and the timid Dinah asked, "Mr. Andrew, is what you said true or false?"

"Unfortunately, it's true."

Andrew smiled and said, "Their family members invited me to investigate this matter. However, the start was not good. The motorcycle broke down before entering the mountain. Fortunately, I met you."

Dinah asked nervously, "Then will we encounter ogres as well?"

Andrew said, "Don't worry, I will...will."

"what?"

Dinah screamed, and Marty secretly rolled his eyes. It's a ghost to be relieved.

Andrew laughed and said: "Just kidding, generally speaking, such murderers don't commit crimes continuously, because they are too easy to be discovered, they only commit crimes once in a while.

At most, you will encounter zombies, vampires, etc., but not ogres. "

"Let the ogre come, the first two are more terrifying."

Julie complained, and Kurt said: "Mr. Andrew, you are not a private detective, but a master of horror stories, right?"

"Perhaps so."

Andrew laughed. At this time, the car came to a dilapidated gas station, and Kurt said: "This is the last gas station in the mountain, let's refuel here, Mr. Andrew, do you want to try to repair motorcycles here? "

"No, my motorcycle is produced by the Stark Group."

Andrew said: "The things of that company are very troublesome. You can't disassemble and repair them yourself. Once you dismantle them, the warranty will be gone."

"The stuff of the Stark Group is indeed like this, the price is expensive, and there are more requirements."

Ke Te nodded: "The last time my robot fell into the sea, it was also directly sent back for repairs, and we were not allowed to disassemble it."

"Maybe there's a bomb in there," Marty said.

"With Tony Stark's character, he doesn't know how to hide bombs. I think it might be aliens. In fact, all robots are operated by aliens inside."

Andrew said solemnly, and everyone laughed. Then, Kurt took people down to refuel, and had some small conflicts with the brutal-looking gas station owner.

Fortunately, Dinah persuaded them to come down. In the end, Kurt threw out a few banknotes and drove away with everyone.

The gas station owner didn't pick up the money. He looked at Andrew sitting in the car and frowned greatly. This person is not in the script.

Then, the gas station owner called the headquarters to report the incident.

"An extra Asian? Is there no way to let him go?"

A professor at the headquarters frowned. It would be troublesome to have one more person. The five Kurts were secretly given various medicines, which were easy to manipulate, and the newcomers did not do anything.

There are various medicines used by the mysterious organization. For example, Julie, there are special medicines in the hair dye she uses, which will make her more bitchy, for example, dancing openly in front of everyone and so on.

The owner of the gas station said angrily: "If there is a way, why should I call you?"

The professor was about to speak, when the fat man beside him said, "It doesn't matter, the ancient creatures are more and more fond of diversification these years, just remember to kill him in advance."

"Okay, put him into the script together."

The professor said: "Let the logistics department re-plan. In addition, make all preparations. As soon as it gets dark, the sacrifice will start immediately. We failed last year. This year, we must not fail again."

"Don't be so nervous, it's okay to fail, anyway, the island country never fails."

The fat man smiled and said, after so many years, there have been failures in other places, only the island country has a 100% success rate,

In the island country, a female ghost is chasing and killing a group of girls in the classroom. It is not bloody, but the atmosphere is very scary, which is completely different from American horror movies.

Below the classroom, the base of the mysterious organization is hidden. A group of staff members are looking at the screen, excited. It seems that this year, the sacrifice can be successfully completed as usual.

"We are the best, everyone else will fail, but we will not."

A staff member said arrogantly that he didn't notice that a strange light flashed in his colleague's eyes.

The colleague quietly walked to the back and put some medicine into the pipe, which quickly turned into mist and sprayed into the classroom.

The colleague muttered to himself: "My lord said that this sacrifice must fail."

……

Among the mountains, Julie got out of the car. Looking at the dilapidated wooden house in front of her, she said dissatisfiedly, "Wow, Kurt, is this the luxury villa you mentioned?"

"Don't look at the outside, it's wonderful inside."

Kurt smiled and said, "Gentlemen, help move things, Mr. Andrew, what are you going to do next?"

"I'll take a stroll around the neighborhood first, looking for clues."

Andrew said: "After dark, I may come to bother you, I hope you don't mind."

"As long as you stop telling horror stories, I sure don't mind."

Dinah complained that in the car before, Andrew had finished several horror stories in a row, which scared her so much that she was still shaking, and she wondered if she would have a nightmare tonight.

"Lady, no vacation at the Big Mountain Lodge is complete without a horror story."

Andrew laughed, then he waved his hand and said, "See you tonight."

"See you tonight, Mr. Andrew, be careful not to become the hero of a horror movie."

Kurt laughed, everyone laughed, Andrew couldn't help laughing, no, you are the leading actor.

Uh, no, according to the plot, Marty is the protagonist, and he and the heroine survived to the end.

(End of this chapter)