Celestial Master Cultivation Diary

Chapter 13 You don't want a man, but I do

Li Zhe looked at the legs in the mirror that were covered up bit by bit, and finally covered by the coat, leaving only a calf and a slender ankle that he held tightly, and he still felt a little unsatisfied.

"Then what, I'm a little cold again, why don't you return my coat?"

"?" Lin Youyou looked puzzled.

".Nothing, a little hot."

"."

The two fell into silence, and glanced at Li Zhe, who was hot and cold. Lin Youyou lowered his head, flicked aimlessly on his phone for a while, and quietly pulled his coat up again.

"Then are you cold or hot now?"

Lin Youyou lowered her head and pursed her lips, biting her lip slightly.

Li Zhe coughed twice, even if he blushed: "Ahem, it's okay, it's not cold anymore."

"."

The two were silent again, each looking down at their mobile phones, swiping randomly.

Li Zhe typed for a while, and felt that he was not very good at typing with his mobile phone, so he stopped altogether and started to watch videos to pass the time, and occasionally cut to the memo to record inspiration and details.

By the way, I have to change the delivery address.

The monster-hunting suits ordered last night have been shipped one after another. Li Zhe contacted the customer service and asked them to forward them to the new address.

Although most of these things will not work, Li Zhe has no better way at the moment. He can only be a dead horse as a living horse doctor, hoping to defeat magic with magic.

If it is useful, it is naturally a blind cat and a dead mouse, a pure accidental gain, and if it is useless, it is just a joke, which is expected.

It's not expensive stuff anyway.

The perm process was rather boring. Li Zhe sat bored for a while, his scalp was itchy, and his mood for playing with his mobile phone subsided a lot, so he could only rely on looking at his legs to continue his life.

After a while, Teacher Tony came to help him remove the hollow rolls from his hair, and asked the apprentice to lead him to wash his hair.

After washing and wiping until it was half dry, Li Zhe looked at himself in the mirror, feeling a little indescribably melancholy:
"Why does it feel a little bit wrong"

"Because it hasn't been dried yet."

Tony was unhurried and confident.

Seeing this, Li Zhe could only trust him for the time being, and used his hands like scissors to cut in front of his forehead: "I feel like I need to repair it here."

"Well, I know, don't worry, my eyes are the ruler."

Putting Li Zhe back on the apron, Tony's gaze was like a torch, and he just raised and lowered the knife, without blinking his eyes.

Swish Swish Swish a few scissors down, Li Zhe was carried away again, washing and blowing his hair in one go.

Then sit back on the chair.

Looking at Li Zhe in the mirror, the three of them were a little silent.

"Cough cough...ch..."

Looking down at the sample picture on the phone, and then looking up at Li Zhe's buyer show, Lin Youyou didn't know whether to laugh or not.

It can't be said that they are exactly the same, it can only be said that they are irrelevant.

Tony was still stubbornly helping Li Zhe to style, and he didn't know whether he was comforting Li Zhe or comforting himself:
"Handsome, with temperament..."

Looking sideways at Lin Youyou who was smiling tautly, Li Zhe was expressionless: "How is it?"

"Well, I feel that if it's not ugly, it should be pretty good-looking?"

"I feel like you can shut up."

Tony also felt a little ashamed, and began to try to provide a solution: "Brother, let me re-iro it for you."

Li Zhe glanced at the time, then at the clown in the mirror, finally sighed, shook his head and declined.

"Forget it, it's too late, so be it."

"Then let me give you a discount. I'm really sorry, it seems to be a bit overturned today."

Li Zhe didn't refuse, and the membership card that was already [-]% off got another [-]% off. Before leaving, Tony was still muttering: "I will give you a free treatment when I come back next time."

The two settled the bill, stepped back on the moon and rushed back home.

After leaving the store, Lin Youyou smiled presumptuously: "Hahaha Brother Li, do you want to take a photo?"

"roll."

"Hahahaha"

"To be honest, Brother Li, you have an unshirkable responsibility for the store to be open until now."

On the way back, Lin Youyou looked at Li Zhe's new hairstyle from time to time, expressing his sincere feelings.

"I can't help it. I was fooled into getting a card the first time I passed by, and the door was welded shut."

Li Zhe recalled a bit, telling about his origin with that store:

"Actually, the man cut it pretty well at first, but he left when he went there for the second time, and then changed to the current barber."

There is no way, this is the case after applying for a card, either you run away, or the store runs away, or the master runs away.
"Promise me, don't apply for a card in the future."

"No more."

Li Zhe vowed firmly, as if whoever did it was wronged: "I will never get a card again, and it is impossible to get a card again in this life."

Regarding this, Lin Youyou laughed, Li Zhe is an out-and-out King of Fragrance in the national uniform, she knew this from childhood.

As long as the discount is big enough, and Tony cooperates with a few words, Li Zhe will still go to apply for a membership card.

When she got home, she pushed open the door, Lin Youyou supported the wall with a kick, kicked off her uniform shoes, and ran back to lie on the sofa like a child.

Li Zhe helped her put the shoes back on the shoe rack, and then entered the room with slippers like an old woman.

"How many times have I said, wear slippers and slippers."

"Okay, okay, got it."

Lying on the sofa and kicking her feet, Lin Youyou waved her hands again and again: "Anyway, the ground has been dragged."

"...I said, can you be a little more careful when you wear a skirt."

"Pay attention to what?"

Following Li Zhe's gaze, Lin Youyou blushed immediately, pressed the hem of the skirt tightly, and yelled hard: "Peeping at the bottom of my buddy's skirt, right? Damn it, I'm dirty."

".Can't communicate."

Li Zhe shook his head and continued to pack his luggage: "If you look like this, I'm really afraid that you won't be able to get married in the future."

"If you can't get married, you can't get married. If it doesn't work, we two brothers have made do, and I don't despise you."

Li Zhe, who was about to return a call to the old landlord, turned on the phone, and the screen was full of 'sure success' and 'macho sticks'. Hearing Lin Youyou's words, he counterattacked:

"Pull it down, you don't have a man to want, but I do."

"?"

"I'm going to call the landlord, don't make any noise."

Lin Youyou made a face at him from a distance, snorted and turned over to ignore him.

The old landlord is a very good-tempered grandmother. Li Zhe is usually quiet and does not cause trouble, and basically solves some minor problems by himself, so the two have a good impression of each other.

Knowing that Li Zhe didn't intend to renew the lease any more, Grandma asked the reason shallowly and expressed her understanding, and made an appointment to come over tomorrow morning for the handover.

When more and more things were put away and sealed, the small room suddenly became deserted and lifeless.

The two rested for a while, and then planned to wash up and rest. Although the monster with the big mouth yesterday had been killed, Lin Youyou still had lingering fears and refused to go into the bathroom alone.

Even though Li Zhe was absolutely unwilling, she was dragged in by her in the end.

They still entered the bathroom together, and they still took alternate showers through the shower curtain.

While Lin Youyou was washing, Li Zhe was reciting the Three Character Classic outside facing the wall.

When it was Li Zhexi's turn, he recited the Three Character Classic inside.

But he still couldn't recite a few words, so he finally changed to recite the ninety-nine multiplication table.

The hair dryer whined wildly, blowing out a billowing heat wave, while Li Zhe was fiddling with his long hair like wet hemp rope, he asked:

"Didn't it mean that girls don't need to wash their hair every day?"

After eating a hot pot meal, he becomes a hair shampooer for the queen. With such a high frequency of work, he is simply a black-hearted capitalist.

"what?"

Lin Youyou looked at Li Zhe's mouth opening and closing in the mirror, but couldn't hear what he was saying. Seeing this, Li Zhe approached Lin Youyou's ear and shouted loudly:

"Didn't it mean that girls don't need to wash their hair every day!"

"My pleasure!"

Lin Youyou also howled back at the top of her voice.

Helping her dry her hair, Li Zhe sat cross-legged by the bed with his computer in his arms, planning to start today's work.

Lin Youyou slept on the sofa all night yesterday, but she had a stiff neck and her neck felt uncomfortable all day.

Li Zhe asked her to sleep on the bed tonight, but she refused, saying that the bed was too far away from the work area, she was a little afraid to lie alone, and continued to sleep on the sofa.

There is no way, after thinking about it, Li Zhe can only carry the computer to the bed, and guard those little monsters who are elusive for her.

All the lights in the room had been turned off. Lin Youyou didn't have the habit of playing with her mobile phone before going to bed, so she fell asleep quickly, breathing slowly and evenly.

Since he was not on the work table, he didn't even have a desk lamp to protect his eyes. Li Zhe was typing in the dark with the computer in his arms, and he felt a little sleepy after a while.

This girl should be given an eye mask, turned to look at Lin Youyou who was sleeping soundly, Li Zhe hesitated whether to turn on the light.

He is afraid of noise while sleeping, and Lin Youyou is afraid of light when sleeping, this is no secret to the two of them.After thinking about it, Li Zhe felt that it was better not to disturb other people's dreams.

It's just that it's a big night, what should I find to refresh myself?

(End of this chapter)