Celestial Master Cultivation Diary

Chapter 167. 166. Top-notch Toad

"Why are you still wearing a pair of socks?"

Looking at the pair of cute white cotton socks with little cherries embroidered on the top of the socks, Li Zhe stretched out his hand and wanted to help her take them off: "Aren't you bored just after taking a shower?"

"Not stuffy, my feet are cold."

Withdrawing her feet, Lin Youyou sat down cross-legged on the sofa expressionlessly, pressing her feet firmly: "Have you found the movie yet?"

Not reconciled, Li Zhe stretched out his hand and picked it twice, but was slapped away with a "snap".

At this moment, the lights were not turned off, and Xiao Nizi stared at him with a stern face, full of momentum.

Shrugging his shoulders, Li Zhe took his hand back resentfully, and turned to pointing to the clock hanging on the wall: "Don't talk about looking for it, I've almost finished reading it."

Although he has always known that Lin Youyou takes a slow bath, after all, she is a delicate little girl, washing herself is like cooking, the process is complicated and perfect, and the dishes are delicious, so is she.

But he never thought that it would be so slow, especially when he was full of expectations, it seemed even slower, which made him wait very anxiously.

"That's just right, since you've finished reading it all, you don't need to read it today."

"That can't be done." With a shake of his head, Li Zhe got up to turn off the lights, while walking, he practiced Tai Chi in a dignified way: "Today, let's watch kung fu."

"What kind of work?"

Li Zhe was stunned: "...that's kung fu."

Lin Youyou was also stunned: "Yes, what kind of effort?"

"..."

I didn't know how to explain it for a while, but fortunately, the opening title had already started, and the two big characters of "Kung Fu" filled the entire screen, and Li Zhe turned off the light with a 'click': "The name of the movie is called Kung Fu, haven't you watched it?" ?”

"Looked at it a while ago."

As soon as the lights went dark, the whole atmosphere came out immediately. Lin Youyou sat upright by the light of the screen, thinking that the man was going to start to move, but he stood in front of the TV and twisted with the group of ax gangs in the movie stand up.

The simple dance moves, rhythmic rhythm, coupled with this classic and familiar BGM, made the group of thugs in suits look uniform and unique.

But when it was wrung out by Li Zhe, the picture was like a person with an underdeveloped cerebellum dancing a square dance, which was a little funny.

As the dance music came to an end, Young Master Li walked over with his waist twisted, trying to hook up the little lady's chin, but he avoided it with a look of disgust: "How is my dance, young master?"

"I can't dance."

"No way, no way."

Accepting her evaluation readily, Li Zhetie sat down beside her, and wanted to reach out to grab her leg, but Lin Youyou took a step ahead and hugged her leg with her backhand.

Li Zhe: "?"

Xiao Nizi didn't say a word, she watched a movie with a smile, and the charterer laughed and ate the king's meal, looking like he had drunk fake wine.

Li Zhe was still in a daze: "You are..."

"Shhh—" Lin Youyou put his index finger to his lips, and Lin Youyou stopped his words in time: "Don't talk, just watch the movie."

"..."

"Little Zhu, have you grown taller again?...Come on, come here, uncle will check you up."

Looking at the charterer who was molesting when he was caught, Li Zhe waved his hand and motioned Xiaoyou to come over: "Come, I'll check your body too."

"Let me check it for you first." Lin Youyou rolled up his trouser legs without any trace, raised his hand to caress it, and then pulled it violently.

"what!--"

With a shrill scream, Li Zhe suddenly felt that he had lost several leg hairs, and even his voice was distorted: "Li Zaigan God?"

Lin Youyou laughed tremblingly, and rubbed him with a little apology: "Check your body, don't take any samples."

"..."

"Okay, I won't mess with you anymore, watch TV carefully, and I'll rub it for you."

Gently stroking with small hands, the pain just now was quickly relieved. While enjoying the massage, Li Zhe continued to watch movies, half of his buttocks were exposed, and he was asking the charterer why the water was cut off.

Lin Youyou looked at the TV screen, and glanced at Li Zhe beside him from time to time, not understanding why he could be so leisurely and complacent. He didn't show any shyness or awkwardness even though he was touching his leg.

Even after she stepped up a bit, there was a comfortable whimper.

The more Xiao Nizi thought about it, the more she became unbalanced, and a pair of evil little hands began to move downward, until the pair of big feet suddenly curled up.

"What are you doing?"

"No reason."

Li Zhe sat up and finally felt that something was wrong: "Did you touch my feet just now?"

"I'm just doing what you used to do, that's all."

Watching the movie as if nothing had happened, Lin Youyou regained her balance. Sure enough, this matter is not normal, otherwise why did this man react so violently?
"Lin Youyou, something is wrong with you today."

"What's wrong with me?"

Hearing this, she frowned, facing the man who beat him up, Xiao Nizi squeezed again, and subconsciously stretched out her hand to smell it.

"..."

"..."

Her face flushed suddenly, Lin Youyou pushed his feet away, put her hands on her knees, and resumed a well-behaved and upright sitting posture, and kept muttering in her heart: "The one who is close to ink is black, and the one who is close to ink is black." Black...it's not my intention...'

The atmosphere suddenly became weird.

She couldn't even tell whether it was weirder being held by Li Zhe, or touching his feet by herself.

It's awkward anyway!It's just as awkward with the poles reversed.

Taking advantage of her dazed effort, Li Zhe stretched out his hand to fish it out, and finally successfully hugged back those long-missed legs, gently took off the little white socks, and rolled up the soft and loose pajama pants by the way. Roll up and ride up.

The viewing experience is directly doubled.

Happiness is also doubled.

Feeling the delicateness of the palm, Li Zhe lamented that it really deserves to be "skin like fat", and the slippery one is comfortable.

After watching the movie last time and going back to their rooms to sleep, he touched his big hairy legs and played with them for a while. The feeling was indescribable, let alone his feet. He had no interest in picking his own feet.

The two little feet dangled, Lin Youyou half leaned on the sofa, she didn't know if she was used to it or she was numb, or she just let Li Zhe move around, and she was holding on to him. One hand kept pinching.

Today, she found that the man's hand was easy to touch, which was completely different from the usual feeling of holding it.

Everyone is in their own way, the well water does not interfere with the river water, watching the movie in a burst of nonsensical laughter, very harmonious, but soon, Lin Youyou feels sad at the reunion and recognition of Ah Xing and the dumb girl.

"A fool, a dumb... just die!"

"..."

"Robbery, where is the money?"

With classic posters, classic pictures, classic lollipops and a classic BGM, Lin Youyou sat a little closer with her mouth puckered, and huddled in Li Zhe's arms silently.

Then he laughed again in the sentence "I just want to kill the two, or be killed by the two".

Just like this, I watched it all the way with tears in my eyes. When Ah Xing and Huoyun Cthulhu faced the decisive battle, Li Zhe cherished the tenderness that was about to end while eating the snacks he was fed: "Actually, I can also kung fu."

Lin Youyou squinted and listened to his nonsense: "What kind of kung fu? The eighth set of radio gymnastics?"

"... What radio gymnastics, how about Hama Gong! I can also do Hama Gong."

Hearing this, Lin Youyou looked at Huoyun Cthulhu who was performing the Toad Kung Fu in the movie, his big and bald head was full of veins, lying on the ground like an ugly monster.

Immediately, his face was full of disgust: "Hey, it's disgusting... Can't you be serious?"

"……cannot."

Slightly speechless, Li Zhe patiently explained to her: "Kungfu is all about mastery and not much. What matters is one way to the dark. If you know one skill, you have to stick to one skill."

"Then have you gone to the dark?" Lin Youyou was also happy to talk to him while eating sunflower seeds.

"It must be dark, my Ha Toad Kung Fu has been cultivated to the top."

"How top-notch? Can you croak? Will you travel and bring me something?"

"...My top toad skill can summon tadpoles."

"Summon tadpoles?" Liu Mei frowned, Lin Youyou was confused, feeling that she couldn't keep up with his thinking: "Can this be considered kung fu?"

"Well, I will show you when I have a chance in the future."

……

　Two more daytime, sry
　　
　
(End of this chapter)