Celestial Master Cultivation Diary

Chapter 267.

As the wedding banquet was coming to an end, Li Zhe stayed and chatted with a few good friends for a while, and went to the person in charge of the hotel to ask for a lot of parking coupons, and distributed them to the guests who drove over.

He was not drunk, but many close relatives and friends yelled at each other, persuaded each other to drink, and finally drank a large amount.

Spit when you should, sleep when you should sleep, and make a fool of yourself while you are excited.

It took a lot of effort to put them in place one by one, and when the guests left one after another, Li Zhe leaned on the back of the chair and was so tired that he didn't want to move any more.

However, not long after sitting down, Li Lei's calling sounded in his ears again: "Xiao Li, come here to help, there are still a lot of things to count."

"……coming."

Responding weakly, Li Zhe got up and changed into casual clothes, and began to count the remaining wedding cigarettes and candies. There were still a lot of unopened wedding wines that could be returned as soon as they could be returned, and those that could not be returned would be taken home and kept for the New Year. use.

There are not many dishes left. There are many foodies present today, and the leftovers were picked and packed by the older relatives.

In this regard, Li Zhe thinks it is very good, at least not wasted.

The groom was busy, and the bride was also busy. First, Lin Hongxia and Lin Hongxia went to pack and pack the wedding dresses, and then went to the table to check if there were any missing items. Finally, they found two mobile phones and contacted them to send them back.

After doing all this, she guarded the hill-like red envelope, waiting for Li Zhe to go home together.

It's time to tidy up, it's time to pay the bill, Li Zhe sighed as he settled the final payment: "I'm so tired... I really want to sleep."

However, when he got home, he went straight to lie down on the bed, full of energy: "Little lady, a spring night is worth a thousand gold~"

"..."

Lin Youyou hammered his chest with small fists, trying to break free from his arms.

This guy reeks of alcohol, smells bad, and doesn't even know it.

Li Zhe was lying on the bed, still pawing and pulling her non-stop: "Don't run away, it's wedding night in the bridal chamber, little lady..."

"..."

Looking at his cheap face, Lin Youyou couldn't help but rolled her eyes: "Get up and open the red envelope."

"What is there to open the red envelope, Chunxiaoyi..."

Bridegroom Li hadn't finished his official words, his eyes were straightened, and even the energy of drinking just now faded away.

Lin Youyou stretched her waist, took off her coat, then picked up the bath towel and walked towards the bathroom: "Then don't take it off, let's take a shower and sleep, I'm exhausted."

"Together!"

Li Zhe got up suddenly, and followed behind.

And then not kicked out.

……

A moment in Chunxiao is worth a fortune, and even wasting half a second is a blood loss. When Lin Youyou woke up at noon the next day, she felt that this dog man's exhaustion in the hotel last night was all faked, and he just wanted to go back to sleep... sleep.

As soon as she moved, Li Zhe on the side slowly opened his eyes. Even though his eyes were sleepy, his hands were subconsciously moving around, very dishonest.

"Morning, wife."

"..."

Lin Youyou turned around, turned her back to him and ignored him.

Li Zhe didn't care about this, he hugged her back and forth, enjoying the tenderness of the festive night, until the sleepiness of both of them was gone, and then he lazily got up to take a shower.

While eating, the two watched the video of yesterday's wedding, enjoying it.

Lin Youyou also planned to edit it a little bit and make a new short video for the record.

In the afternoon, their mobile phones rang non-stop, full of messages of congratulations and blessings from friends from all walks of life. Li Zhe, who has always been accustomed to responding with his thoughts, became a living person and thanked his friends one by one.

Then continue to pretend to be dead.

……

Although the wedding is over, there are still many things to be busy in the follow-up, the most important of which is to open the red envelopes and keep accounts.

Facts have proved that any happy and happy thing can be exhausting when it becomes complicated.

The two of them opened the red envelopes one by one, until finally they were numb.

In addition to opening the red envelopes, I also took a special small book to record - whoever took the money with them, and recorded them all in the book according to the name on the red envelopes.

When repaying the share money in the future, use this as the benchmark, so as not to owe anyone.

With the account money and the dowry, the two people who were originally a little poor suddenly became rich again, and each of them had to add an extra egg for dinner.

"I have to go back tomorrow." During dinner, Lin Youyou reminded her.

Li Zhe nodded. Compared with other things, the process of returning home is nothing at all.

The so-called Huimen, also known as Guining, means returning to the natal home in the common saying, usually on the third day after the wedding. The door banquet is also the final process of the entire wedding.

The only thing to consider is what gift to bring there, but these two people have already made preparations early, so there is no need to worry about it.

After dinner, the two packed up the dishes and took Yueyue downstairs for a walk.

The last mating was very successful, this stupid dog is already pregnant, now his belly is getting bigger and bigger, his appetite is also big, and he is lazy and doesn't like to move.

Originally, Li Zhe planned not to walk the dog until the pup was born, but Fang Yuan said that he could take it out for a walk to relax his mind, as long as he didn't exercise strenuously.

As a result, they also changed the time for walking the dog, once in the daytime and once in the evening. Although the total time is still about the same as before, they split it in half, making it easier to walk, which means eating less and eating more.

The hair was gently blown up, Lin Youyou flicked it, put it behind her ear, then looked up at the man beside her.

After a wedding, it doesn't feel like it's any different from before.

Should the two of them fight or fight, should they be tired or not, they still hold hands tightly when they go out, and they still take a leisurely walk at night.

What grave... Pooh.

"By the way, why don't you guess?"

"Guess what?"

"Guess why I'm taking him to breeding."

"If you want to match, match it." Li Zhe shrugged, and then thought about it under her gaze: "I can't guess, I don't guess."

Lin Youyou didn't speak any more, just watched Yueyue wagging her tail quietly.

……

In the evening, Li Zhe typed code words on the keyboard, while student Xiaoyou was packing wedding candy gift boxes.

These gift boxes were all given to fans, and she held a lottery on the platform to make everyone happy, which can be regarded as a wave of small feedback.

In addition to drawing prizes on her own channel, she also sneaked into Li Zhe's book friend group and drew a wave of prizes, neither of which was left behind.

All of a sudden, the sisters-in-law in the group shouted loudly, saying that Li Zhe had been promoted, saying that he had been lucky for eight lifetimes.

Li Zhe sneered at this——

After thinking about it for a long time, I couldn't think of any rebuttal words, and finally I could only grit my teeth and type the following line:
"I have a wife, do you have one?"

The group exploded in an instant, chirping and denouncing him, but got a new scroll:
"Is there anyone who doesn't have a wife?"

"Shengquan was banned by the group leader jerrywcy for 29 days, 23 hours and 59 minutes."

"... Zhuan."

Li Zhe quit the group chat cursing.

Sure enough, you still have to create a group by yourself, otherwise they will be manipulated by them every day. Li Zhe, who is so angry, plans to go back to the main group to fight back and retaliate. As a result, this guy directly quit the group and ran away without giving him any chance of authority.

……

The next day, the two got up early to dress up, played with Yueyue for a while, and then returned home with gifts.

Although I live in the same city as my two parents, one is in the east of the city and the other is in the west of the city. There is still some distance between them, especially the road through the urban area, which is blocked.

When the two got off the taxi, they happened to meet Li Lei who was going home: "Come back for dinner?"

"Well, take Xiaoyou back to her mother's house."

Hearing this, Old Li was stunned for a moment, then hummed speechlessly: "...you are serious."

"What's the matter? Isn't that right? I'm married anyway... Forget it, I won't tell you anymore. I'm still in a hurry to see my father-in-law."

"..."

Seeing this, Li Lei took the lead and walked forward with a worried expression on his face.

This bastard, why is he married and still out of shape all day long... If he hadn't had the foresight to establish a good relationship with Lao Lin's family early on and cultivate feelings, where would this little bastard marry a wife.

Although the home banquet was to meet the father-in-law and mother-in-law, after all, the two families were close to each other. When Lin Hongxia opened the door, she called Li Lei and his wife to have a meal with the young couple.

Li Zhe pawed at the food, and felt that these people should have planned it long ago, and they were chatting about children intentionally or unintentionally throughout the whole process.

Originally, he wanted to pretend to be stupid, but in the end, Lin Youyou put all his firepower on him with one sentence: "I can do it, let's see what Brother Li plans."

All of a sudden, the four eyes looked over at the same time, and Li Zhe was caught off guard: "...Let's talk about it later."

Having a baby... the world of two is not enough yet.

This is the time when the newlyweds are getting tired, and he doesn't want a mogul who cries and yells every day to steal his wife from him.

Everyone is trash, why should my wife have to take care of you?Just because you are his son?
The four elders didn't know what was going on in his mind, but looking at his erratic expression, they knew that this guy probably didn't listen to half a sentence.

Before leaving, Lao Li called his son into the study, saying that he had something to say to him, while Lin Youyou was chatting with Han Mei in the living room.

study.

He emptied half of the books on the cabinet, and now it looks a little empty.

"Dad, look at half of your books in the cabinet. It's not pretty if it's empty. Why don't you just..."

Sensing that the old man's eyes were not looking good, Li Zhe consciously closed his mouth.

Although it was a little empty, the few new books in the bookcase were obviously put in recently. When I took a closer look, I could smell the smell of ink and books.

It seems that my father is planning to work hard to restore his bookcase to its former glory.

Pulling up a chair and sitting down, Li Zhe leaned back lazily: "Tell me, what's the matter?"

"You...you can call here today."

"Didn't you see it all?"

"Trouble." The old man muttered something in a low voice, and then glanced at him: "Do you want a car?"

Li Zhe looked at him, and didn't make a sound for a long time. Angrily, he knocked on the table and reiterated, "Do you want a car?"

"No money."

"..."

Li Lei regretted starting this topic for a while. This kid is more hateful than those female scammers on the Internet, so he just wanted to lie to him, a little old man, about his minimum living allowance.

"Hey, don't worry. Xiaoyou and I don't go out often. We just walk around downstairs at most. It's useless to ask for a car."

Although it is said that every boy has an inexplicable feeling about cars, Li Zhe thinks very clearly that everything is complicated right now, and it is time to spend money, and the mortgage is still on his head, so there is no need to spend a lot of money on financing a car.

The price of the house is rising fast, and the car is not good, not bad for a year or two.

Li Lei broke up with him in a slow manner: "Your house is far away, and it is inconvenient to go back and forth without a car. You also know that your mother always talks about you at home. It's not like you are thousands of miles away from home. Come back if you have nothing to do. move around..."

"It's very convenient for us to take a car. Isn't it all direct? Besides, it's easy to take a taxi now."

"No matter how convenient it is to take a taxi, is it still as convenient as driving by yourself? Besides, it's just the two of you now, and someday you'll have a baby..."

Hearing him talking about having a baby again, Li Zhe quickly reached out his hand to stop: "Don't rush, don't rush, it's still a human life, how can it be so easy to give birth."

"That's fine, you youngsters, watch it for yourself."

Li Lei suddenly became very talkative. He got up and planned to see off the guests. He picked out a few unopened new books and handed them over: "Here, don't think about my books all day long. I want to buy them myself."

Li Zhe, who discovered the joy of collecting books, immediately regained his energy, but when he saw the book cover, his expression collapsed: "What do I want military books for? I want your set..."

"This is written by grandson." Old Li interrupted him.

The father and son blinked at each other, and after a while, Li Zhe held his forehead, shook his head and pushed the door out.

Grandson, grandson... Even if your grandson is born, he will not be able to write this stuff.

Seeing that he looks like a big bag, Lin Youyou couldn't help being a little amused: "What's the matter? Mr. Fugu."

"My dad just brought me a book."

"what book?"

""The Art of War""

Lin Youyou was in a daze, wondering if this book is quite famous... After a while, she realized, her face flushed, and she stammered, "Then, then you..."

Li Zhe sighed, pinched her soft little face: "What do you think?"

"I, I can..."

"Let it be."

"...Well, let it be."

……

After returning to the banquet, according to the original plan, the two should have packed their bags and happily went out for their honeymoon. However, a litter of puppies at home postponed their trip again.

I don't know if it's because the golden retriever is very capable of giving birth, or because Yueyue's bones are amazing, this litter directly gave birth to six.

Taking advantage of their feeding time, Lin Youyou bought six identical cute little pots to keep at home, intending to use them as their follow-up job bowls, and by the way, planned how to arrange these little cubs.

Seeing her breaking her fingers there, Li Zhe was slightly taken aback: "Didn't you already think about how to deal with it?"

"Yes."

"Then what are you doing now?"

"I just wanted one, and there are five more here...how about giving it to my parents? Well...the dumpling also needs one, so there are two left..."

"..."

As if she understood their conversation, Yueyue lowered her head and licked her cub.

(End of this chapter)