Celestial Master Cultivation Diary

Chapter 91
"If you don't eat, I'll call you daddy!"

"Row."

Xiao Nizi came to her senses, stood up and took Li Zhe's seat, and sat in front of the computer with a radiant look: "If I come, I will come, two, right? Don't go back on your word."

Li Zhe thought about it for a while, and suddenly gave a little cowardice for no reason: "Three, I killed three, you killed more than me, I call you daddy, if you don't kill enough, you have to call me daddy."

"OK, three."

Lin Youyou agreed very simply, and her two little hands twitched the mouse line like a tug-of-war: "Then don't you eat the computer screen?"

"You kill enough three first, and then we'll get rid of the others." Li Zhe gave her an annoyed look, took out his mobile phone and prepared to record the evidence, so as to save this girl from playing tricks for a while.

He turned to the camera and found an angle where both of them were in the picture: "This woman, this arrogant woman, said that she can kill more than me, and we set up a father-son situation, a shameless person... A shameless person's son has no asshole. "

Lin Youyou, who was adjusting the equipment, picked up the pillow and threw it over, turning to stare at him: "Can you say something nice!"

"Why? Are you trying to play tricks?" Turning around to avoid it, Li Zhe sneered and counterattacked: "You admit it now, and I will let the past go."

"Playing with you!"

Xiao Nizi lost her temper inexplicably, gritted her teeth and hummed, "I'm afraid you'll cheat me!"

"I laughed, brother will play tricks? I was afraid that you would play tricks. Anyway, kids who cheat will have no assholes."

"Bah, bah, bah!" Lin Youyou's eyes widened angrily, and she spat at him angrily, then turned her head and continued to adjust the settings: "The person who cheats is a puppy!"

Seeing her like this, Li Zhe felt that she was determined to play tricks for a while, and insisted: "A kid who cheats will have no asshole."

Lin Youyou was going to die of anger, although she didn't know what she was angry with.

In the future, my son will have no butthole...or...just call him Dad? ...

Lin Youyou was thinking about it, her face flushed, she shook her head vigorously, and kept wandering between giving birth to a son without an asshole and calling him father.

Seeing her staring at the setting in a daze, Li Zhe curled his lips: "Hurry up, auntie, don't dawdle, no matter how you adjust it, it's useless, if you go in, it will fall into a box."

Although Lin Youyou enjoyed playing cs with him when he was a child, the two games are completely incomparable.

Li Zhe can occasionally do a killing god in cs, but he can only deliver express delivery in the island.

Lin Youyou adjusted the parameters, sat upright, tilted the keyboard, and repeated again: "The person who cheats...is a puppy!"

With a serious look on Xiaoyuan's face, she stared at Li Zhe with piercing eyes.

However, Li Zhe's attention was all on the slanted keyboard: "Why do you place the keyboard like this?"

"Leave me alone."

Lin Youyou withdrew her gaze and ignored him, entered the game and started skydiving, Xiao Nizi was very fierce, she jumped directly to the main city, and found someone to shoot when she landed.

First, he used a spray gun to blow a person's head open, then picked up a rifle and shot another person to death.

【Elimination: 2】

Looking at this number, the two of them felt a little thump in their hearts.

Then the same thought popped up: If things go on like this, won't my son have no asshole in the future...

Looking at the slanted keyboard, Li Zhe looked more and more weird, so he searched with his phone.

After 2 minutes, he learned a new term: Xiejianxian.

It is said that the harder the slant is, the more accurate the marksmanship will be.

Li Zhe looked at the tilt angle of Lin Youyou's keyboard, and felt that she should be on the hook.

In just a short while, Xiao Nizi killed another one: "Brother Li, there are three."

"...more than me, do you understand what it means to be more than me? Greater than three."

He faltered a bit when he spoke, Li Zhe lacked confidence, he didn't understand how this girl could kill so much.

Holding his mobile phone, he looked through his few circles of friends, and found that he had posted a post about eating chicken a long time ago.

"I'm good at cooking, come and take me to eat chicken, I'll be your fourth-level bag, suck it up."

There is also Lin Youyou's comment at the bottom: "What is that?"

Li Zhe: "Game, the next brother will take you to Chaosha."

Xiaoyou: "Okay, let me see."

The time of this dynamic was not long, and Li Zhe couldn't help but fell into deep contemplation as he watched the swaying figure.

……

In 5 minutes, Lin Youyou was shocked.

With her 4 elimination numbers, she directly detonated the grenade and ended her sinful life.

Pointing to the settlement page, Xiao Nizi looked at Li Zhe with a smile, four parts proud, three parts smiling, and three parts faintly worried.

"Brother Li, do you want to eat a computer, or be a father?"

Li Zhe thought again and again: "I choose to have a daughter."

Looking annoyed, Lin Youyou picked up a pillow from another chair and threw it at it: "Don't play tricks!"

The pillow flew out obliquely, and was grabbed by Li Zhe who was half lying beside the bed.

Lin Youyou's teeth were itching in anger, she got up and snatched back the pillow, and beat him with a hammer: "Hurry up! Call Dad! Or you'll eat the computer!"

The two little hands raised and lowered, and the pillow hit the body violently, making a constant crackling sound.

After being stalked and beaten by her, Li Zhe couldn't stand it anymore. Coupled with his reasons, he had no choice but to vaguely recognize the thief as his father: "All right, all right, daddy, daddy..."

Only then did Xiao Nizi stop, panting and moaning, like a victorious little hen: "You are too perfunctory, no, you have to call Dad!"

"Don't push yourself too hard, is this perfunctory? I've yelled several times."

Li Zhe grabbed the soft pillow, looked at Lin Youyou who was riding on him, and suddenly felt that this posture was a bit strange.

"You can't hear your barking at all! You call Dad, and Dad will take you to eat chicken."

Being stared at condescendingly by her, Li Zhe naturally didn't want to call him father, but he thought that his younger brother might want to call him sister-in-law.

Turning his head away, Li Zhe cleared his throat: "I don't care, I've already called, you can't blame me if you can't hear clearly."

"No! OK!" Lin Youyou pulled back the pillow and started a new round of beatings.

Although it's soft and doesn't hurt at all, her movements are very large, twisting and turning, which made Li Zhe feel a strong sense of danger, so he quickly raised his hands and surrendered: "Stop, stop, stop... Then tell me, what do you want to say?" ?”

Lin Youyou held up the pillow, ready to smash it down at any time: "You want to call, Dad~Dad~"

The bell sound is clear and crisp, and the people who call it are crisp and numb.

Li Zhe covered his face with his arms, showing a shyness of a macho: "Teach me again and I will learn."

"Dad~"

The face under Li Zhe's arms began to twitch uncontrollably, and his heart also twitched.

After a very serious and meticulous teaching, Xiao Nizi's complexion changed, and she held up a pillow and threatened fiercely: "Have you learned it yet? Hurry up! Call!"

Not only that, she also took out her mobile phone to record this rare scene.

Then only one sentence from the dog man was recorded: "Hey!"

Bang bang bang! ...

Another beating.

　Thank you for the 123 coins of [Why so sad], and thank you for the 100 coins of [Distant Sky zh] [Looking at the children for tutoring].

　　Thank you [too lazy to change the name 233] [Sixi kkk] for a monthly pass.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)