Chapter 1 The Old Time Traveling
Li Mo was woken up by someone, to be precise, by the sound of arguing.

After 10 minutes of crashing, I finally sorted out the current situation.

She, Li Mo, crossed over and passed on to the original owner with the same name and surname.

His current identity is the county magistrate of Songjiang County, and he is sitting in the courtroom of the county government to decide the case.

Fight, I will.Be an official?Just kidding.

The ones who are arguing in the hall are two stall owners who sell vegetables in the market, and the two aunts who are arguing about the ceiling are exhaling at this moment. They have scolded from the eighteenth generation of their ancestors to the nineteenth generation of their descendants. The No.30 of my natal family has nine generations.

The reason for the quarrel was very simple. It was because Aunt Li moved the green vegetables to Aunt Chen's stall.

Aunt Chen threw out the green vegetables that had crossed the boundary, so when the quarrel escalated to a fight, everyone refused to accept it, beat the drums and complained, and insisted on the master Qingtian to decide what was right and wrong.

Li Morou rubbed his swollen head, and patted the gavel forcefully, and the courtroom instantly became quiet.

Pretending to cough twice, this is the opening rhythm of the ancient officials.

"Have you two finished arguing? If you haven't finished arguing, continue arguing. If you have finished arguing, let me tell you now."

The two people in the hall did not speak.

"Since you don't speak, let me speak now."

Li Mo: "Mr. Li, why did you spread the vegetables over the border?"

Mrs. Li: "I didn't mean it. Today, when a customer came to buy vegetables, she thought my vegetables were not fresh, so she threw them aside. When I remembered, this vicious woman threw away my vegetables. "

Chen: "You are the evil..."

Before he finished speaking, Li Mo interrupted: "Mr. Chen, have I allowed you to speak? Don't think I dare not hit a woman."

Chen frowned, trying to refute, but finally closed her mouth.

Li Mo: "Mr. Chen, why did you throw away her vegetables?"

Chen: "This nasty woman, she does it on purpose and often occupies my booth."

Li Mo: "Do you all have sons?"

The two parties did not know why the county magistrate suddenly changed the subject.

They all nodded honestly: "Yes."

Li Mo: "Since you both have sons, the two of you just now cursed each other for having a child without an ass hole, which has no effect at all. What does it mean?"

"Indicate what?"

"It means that doing business requires harmony to make money. All bad curses are a waste of effort. How much time did you two waste from the beginning of the quarrel to the court? Isn't it good to sell vegetables at this time?"

"Mr. Li, your food is beyond the bounds. It means that you made a mistake first, and you should apologize to Mrs. Chen."

"Mr. Chen, it's your fault that you threw away Mrs. Li's food. You can remind her to take the food back, or you can push her food back, but it's your fault if you throw it away."

"So each played [-] big boards. Judging by your age, you should have grandchildren. What does it look like if you are still arguing here? Do you hope that your children and grandchildren will be as unreasonable as you are? Do you think quarrels are fun? See You look like ghosts now, what kind of face do you use to educate your children and grandchildren... "

"Today, the county magistrate, I am speaking here. If you two are not satisfied, continue to quarrel. If you can't win the quarrel, fight until the winner is decided. Today, I won't go anywhere. I will just watch you fight here. , if you are hungry and have no energy, I will personally cook for you.”

"If you still can't tell the winner, call out the elders of your family to fight together until the winner is decided."

I don't know which yamen servant in the hall couldn't help laughing, but was glared at by Li Mo.

Mrs. Li pouted: "Is there anyone like you who is an official?"

Li Mo: "Not convinced? Do you want us to fight?"

"It is said that harmony makes money and anger makes money. How can you get rich like you two?"

"It's a big fart, keep arguing."

"A matter that can be solved with an apology, I have to come here to make a fuss."

"Zhong Xiaoliang, go to the old lady in the backyard and take out the bronze mirror."

Zhong Xiaoliang, who was named, ran to the backyard quickly and took out the bronze mirror.

Li Mo personally held the bronze mirror to let Mrs. Li and Mrs. Chen take a clear picture.

Mrs. Li looked at herself in the bronze mirror like a ghost, this is not me, my hair is neatly combed, and the clothes are messed up like a ghost, and my face is blue and purple.Will my good grandson be scared to cry when he sees me like this, and will the head of the family divorce me?

Chen's is not much better, and his ideas are similar to Li's.

As if they had made an appointment, the two ran out of the lobby and went home.

(End of this chapter)

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