The fake daughter of metaphysics is so flirtatious, Jiu Ye has fallen again
Chapter 9 Aunt Juan Wants to Eat People?Mom's menopause
Chapter 9 Aunt Juan Wants to Eat People?Mom's menopause
Zhou Lanqing was taken aback by her, and quickly pulled Shen Weier over. Seeing that no one was paying attention, she was relieved, and while coaxing Shen Weier, she said, "What the hell is going on, Zhihao, tell me, Aunt Juan What's the matter?"
"Mom, you haven't seen Aunt Juan in a while, right?" Ling Zhihao said.
Zhou Lanqing nodded, "Yes, your Aunt Juan said she was not feeling well, and I said to see her, but she refused to let me go, saying that it would be contagious and it would be fine in a few days, oh, is it you Juan Auntie's condition is serious again?"
Ling Zhihao shook his head, "Wei Er, you should say it."
Shen Weier took a few deep breaths before calming down, and then said: "Aunt Qing, my mother is not sick, she is bewitched."
"One day last week, my parents went to the cemetery to visit the grave. After returning home, my mother felt very hungry. Then she ate two catties of noodles by herself and vomited, but she continued to eat after vomiting. She couldn't control herself at all. She always said she was going to starve to death.
After a few days, the situation got worse and worse. She started to eat raw food. She even grabbed the fish in our fish tank. Something, bewitched.
But my dad didn't believe it, and took her to the hospital several times to see her but she didn't get cured. It wasn't until the night before yesterday that my dad swore that he woke up in the middle of the night and saw my mom drooling at him, as if she wanted to eat him. Yes, these two days I have been looking for masters everywhere, but I dare not say anything, for fear of being known.
I didn’t dare to tell others, I only told Zhihao, and then he said sister, you are a master god, so please save my mother, sister.”
At the end, Shen Wei'er couldn't help crying again.
After hearing this, Su Yuntao nodded calmly, "It's very typical. I recruited a starving ghost. I think it's because your mother was relatively weak the day she went to the grave, and she was dressed more luxuriously so she was targeted by the starving ghost. It's fine. You're evil, I just want to find a rich family to eat a few full meals."
Su Yuntao's words made Shen Wei'er cry even if she didn't know how to cry, it's all like this, so it's not a bad idea? !
Ling Zhihao couldn't help asking: "Sister, how do you know this is a starving ghost? Have you ever seen a starving ghost? What does a starving ghost look like?"
"Zhihao!" Zhou Lanqing was a little angry, and he still said such things at any time.
Su Yuntao waved his hand to indicate that it was okay, then approached Ling Zhihao with a smirk on his face, and whispered in his ear: "Brother, do you really want to know what a starving ghost looks like? My sister told you that a starving ghost is extremely ugly, with four limbs They are slender, their throats are as small as the tip of a needle, they eat and vomit non-stop. Although they are malnourished, their stomachs are super big, and some even breathe fire. If you encounter them, you’d better turn around and run away. If you're too slow, they'll spew fire to burn you, and then eat you in one bite!"
Su Yuntao suddenly raised the volume and let out a hum, which made Ling Zhihao tremble with fright, and then he always felt that the pores of his body were exploding from the sinister surroundings.
"It seems that you are not very courageous, kid, watch more horror movies to exercise," Su Yuntao patted Ling Zhihao on the shoulder and said.
Then he turned to Shen Weier and handed her a safety talisman, "Take this back and let your mother keep it close to your body. It can temporarily suppress the starving ghost. Tomorrow I will go to your house to collect the starving ghost. Your mother will be there soon." Get back to normal, and you'll be fine."
Shen Weier quickly took it over, thanked her, put away the amulet, ran to her father and whispered, and then the two left the party in a hurry.
"Tao Tao, are you really good at catching ghosts? Is there any danger? The starving ghost sounds very fierce." After Shen Weier left, Zhou Lanqing couldn't help but worry.
"Don't worry, nothing will happen," Su Yuntao said.
"That's right, I will protect my sister. Tomorrow I will personally escort my sister to Aunt Juan's house," Ling Zhihao interjected.
Seeing that Zhou Lanqing was about to speak, he hurriedly added: "I don't have to go to class tomorrow weekend."
Zhou Lanqing shook her head helplessly, "Okay, but it's okay to ask your sister."
"Sister, is it okay?" Ling Zhihao asked with his big eyes blinking.
"Of course you can. Tomorrow, my sister will depend on you to protect me." Su Yuntao smiled meaningfully.
After setting the meeting time, it was almost time for the party. Su Yuntao returned to Su Weixiong's side, ready to go home with them.
"Yo, sister, are you finally willing to come back? We thought you were going to live with your mother in Ling's house." As soon as she came back, Su Hanqiao said in a strange way.
Su Yuntao ignored her but looked at Shen Xinyan with a sad face and said, "Oh, mom, you have to take good care of my dad. If he finds another little wife and comes back, I'm afraid my little sister, Qiao Qiao, will never talk to you again." .
"you!"
"What's the matter, what are you talking about?"
Shen Xinyan was about to get angry when she heard Zhou Weixiong's voice, and immediately changed to a wronged expression and prepared to sue Su Yuntao.
But I didn't want the latter to be faster, and even tears fell two or three drops, "It's okay, Dad, I saw my mother just now, and I said a few words to her. My little mother said that I would make others laugh at our Su family. Remember, next time I see my mother, I won’t bother her if she tells her about flowers.”
"Nonsense, that's her own mother. If she doesn't even pay attention to what her own mother says to her, how will people think of our Su family's tutors? No one will point at my Su family and call us inhumane!" Su Weixiong said .
Then he looked at Shen Xinyan earnestly and said, "Xinyan, what's wrong with you recently, look at how nice you are, how generous and calm you are, how much you have the temperament of an upper-class lady, why are you still feeling sick now, am I not I have said it many times, the past is over, we have to look forward, the world is progressing, so we have to look forward."
Shen Xinyan trembled with anger, "Yes, you are right, we have to look forward, then you look forward to see if I was so mad that you burned paper for me! It's like an elm head, I'm too lazy to follow You talk! Jojo, let's go!".
"Father, what's the matter, Mom? Taotao is so scared~" Su Yuntao's delicate voice came from behind.
"Don't be afraid, Taotao, Dad told you, this is called menopause, you should stay away from your little mother recently, in case she hurts you, it will be terrible," Su Weixiong quickly comforted.
Shen Xinyan's feet were unsteady, he staggered and fell to the ground, and successfully set off another small climax at the end of this charity gala.
After going back, Su Weixiong was turned away by Shen Xinyan without any surprise. The latter could only walk to the guest room with a pillow, lamenting how scary menopausal women are.
(End of this chapter)
Zhou Lanqing was taken aback by her, and quickly pulled Shen Weier over. Seeing that no one was paying attention, she was relieved, and while coaxing Shen Weier, she said, "What the hell is going on, Zhihao, tell me, Aunt Juan What's the matter?"
"Mom, you haven't seen Aunt Juan in a while, right?" Ling Zhihao said.
Zhou Lanqing nodded, "Yes, your Aunt Juan said she was not feeling well, and I said to see her, but she refused to let me go, saying that it would be contagious and it would be fine in a few days, oh, is it you Juan Auntie's condition is serious again?"
Ling Zhihao shook his head, "Wei Er, you should say it."
Shen Weier took a few deep breaths before calming down, and then said: "Aunt Qing, my mother is not sick, she is bewitched."
"One day last week, my parents went to the cemetery to visit the grave. After returning home, my mother felt very hungry. Then she ate two catties of noodles by herself and vomited, but she continued to eat after vomiting. She couldn't control herself at all. She always said she was going to starve to death.
After a few days, the situation got worse and worse. She started to eat raw food. She even grabbed the fish in our fish tank. Something, bewitched.
But my dad didn't believe it, and took her to the hospital several times to see her but she didn't get cured. It wasn't until the night before yesterday that my dad swore that he woke up in the middle of the night and saw my mom drooling at him, as if she wanted to eat him. Yes, these two days I have been looking for masters everywhere, but I dare not say anything, for fear of being known.
I didn’t dare to tell others, I only told Zhihao, and then he said sister, you are a master god, so please save my mother, sister.”
At the end, Shen Wei'er couldn't help crying again.
After hearing this, Su Yuntao nodded calmly, "It's very typical. I recruited a starving ghost. I think it's because your mother was relatively weak the day she went to the grave, and she was dressed more luxuriously so she was targeted by the starving ghost. It's fine. You're evil, I just want to find a rich family to eat a few full meals."
Su Yuntao's words made Shen Wei'er cry even if she didn't know how to cry, it's all like this, so it's not a bad idea? !
Ling Zhihao couldn't help asking: "Sister, how do you know this is a starving ghost? Have you ever seen a starving ghost? What does a starving ghost look like?"
"Zhihao!" Zhou Lanqing was a little angry, and he still said such things at any time.
Su Yuntao waved his hand to indicate that it was okay, then approached Ling Zhihao with a smirk on his face, and whispered in his ear: "Brother, do you really want to know what a starving ghost looks like? My sister told you that a starving ghost is extremely ugly, with four limbs They are slender, their throats are as small as the tip of a needle, they eat and vomit non-stop. Although they are malnourished, their stomachs are super big, and some even breathe fire. If you encounter them, you’d better turn around and run away. If you're too slow, they'll spew fire to burn you, and then eat you in one bite!"
Su Yuntao suddenly raised the volume and let out a hum, which made Ling Zhihao tremble with fright, and then he always felt that the pores of his body were exploding from the sinister surroundings.
"It seems that you are not very courageous, kid, watch more horror movies to exercise," Su Yuntao patted Ling Zhihao on the shoulder and said.
Then he turned to Shen Weier and handed her a safety talisman, "Take this back and let your mother keep it close to your body. It can temporarily suppress the starving ghost. Tomorrow I will go to your house to collect the starving ghost. Your mother will be there soon." Get back to normal, and you'll be fine."
Shen Weier quickly took it over, thanked her, put away the amulet, ran to her father and whispered, and then the two left the party in a hurry.
"Tao Tao, are you really good at catching ghosts? Is there any danger? The starving ghost sounds very fierce." After Shen Weier left, Zhou Lanqing couldn't help but worry.
"Don't worry, nothing will happen," Su Yuntao said.
"That's right, I will protect my sister. Tomorrow I will personally escort my sister to Aunt Juan's house," Ling Zhihao interjected.
Seeing that Zhou Lanqing was about to speak, he hurriedly added: "I don't have to go to class tomorrow weekend."
Zhou Lanqing shook her head helplessly, "Okay, but it's okay to ask your sister."
"Sister, is it okay?" Ling Zhihao asked with his big eyes blinking.
"Of course you can. Tomorrow, my sister will depend on you to protect me." Su Yuntao smiled meaningfully.
After setting the meeting time, it was almost time for the party. Su Yuntao returned to Su Weixiong's side, ready to go home with them.
"Yo, sister, are you finally willing to come back? We thought you were going to live with your mother in Ling's house." As soon as she came back, Su Hanqiao said in a strange way.
Su Yuntao ignored her but looked at Shen Xinyan with a sad face and said, "Oh, mom, you have to take good care of my dad. If he finds another little wife and comes back, I'm afraid my little sister, Qiao Qiao, will never talk to you again." .
"you!"
"What's the matter, what are you talking about?"
Shen Xinyan was about to get angry when she heard Zhou Weixiong's voice, and immediately changed to a wronged expression and prepared to sue Su Yuntao.
But I didn't want the latter to be faster, and even tears fell two or three drops, "It's okay, Dad, I saw my mother just now, and I said a few words to her. My little mother said that I would make others laugh at our Su family. Remember, next time I see my mother, I won’t bother her if she tells her about flowers.”
"Nonsense, that's her own mother. If she doesn't even pay attention to what her own mother says to her, how will people think of our Su family's tutors? No one will point at my Su family and call us inhumane!" Su Weixiong said .
Then he looked at Shen Xinyan earnestly and said, "Xinyan, what's wrong with you recently, look at how nice you are, how generous and calm you are, how much you have the temperament of an upper-class lady, why are you still feeling sick now, am I not I have said it many times, the past is over, we have to look forward, the world is progressing, so we have to look forward."
Shen Xinyan trembled with anger, "Yes, you are right, we have to look forward, then you look forward to see if I was so mad that you burned paper for me! It's like an elm head, I'm too lazy to follow You talk! Jojo, let's go!".
"Father, what's the matter, Mom? Taotao is so scared~" Su Yuntao's delicate voice came from behind.
"Don't be afraid, Taotao, Dad told you, this is called menopause, you should stay away from your little mother recently, in case she hurts you, it will be terrible," Su Weixiong quickly comforted.
Shen Xinyan's feet were unsteady, he staggered and fell to the ground, and successfully set off another small climax at the end of this charity gala.
After going back, Su Weixiong was turned away by Shen Xinyan without any surprise. The latter could only walk to the guest room with a pillow, lamenting how scary menopausal women are.
(End of this chapter)
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