Yanwu God of War

Seeing Ling Tianyu in a daze, the monkey continued to smile with gusto and said, "Hey, as for the other three beauties, I might as well tell you. Of course, the first one in this ranking is the instructor Xiaowu, the goddess of ice and snow, and the second The first place is the gentle killer Nightingale, the fourth place is Principal Luo's granddaughter, the little witch Nana, and the fiery queen Lin Susu is the third place, the ranking of these four beauties is recognized by the entire hospital."

"Well, that's how it is." Ling Tianyu nodded repeatedly, and when he heard that his lover was a beauty recognized by the whole courtyard, his heart was filled with pride.As for the other three beauties, Little Nana had contacted them before.And the other two definitely have a chance to get in touch.

"What are you talking about! Is it my Susu!" Glenn exclaimed excitedly.

"Dead drunkard, drink your bar well, it's not your Susu who shakes hands with little brother Yufeng today, it's Teacher Xiaowu! What are you talking about!" the monkey shouted.

"So it's not my Susu." Glenn shrank back again.

"Senior Brother Ge, are you alright?" Ling Tianyu asked concerned, they lived together, so the relationship had to be established first.

"Ah~" Glenn sighed bitterly, took a sip of his wine, his eyes were red, and he said sadly, "What's so good, who can understand brother's sadness?"

"Sorrow..." Ling Tianyu was in a mess. Are the people in this dormitory still normal?

"Brother Yufeng, ignore him. This drunkard just wants toads to eat swan meat. Is the fiery queen Lin Susu so easy to get? There are a lot of girls in the holy courtyard, and I don't want to pick some easy ones." " said the monkey, rolling his eyes.

"Go! What do you know, I call it a challenge! I believe! One day! I, Glenn, will definitely catch up with my Susu!" Glenn shouted confidently.

"Definitely!" Xiao Wu gasped.

"If you want to chase Lin Susu, the fiery queen, I don't think you'll be beaten to death!" the monkey hit.

"Even if I die at the hands of the goddess in my mind, I am willing to die." Glenn was full of longing.

Ling Tianyu's face is embarrassing, even this top grade wants to chase after his sister who has not masked?Even if his elder sister agreed, Ling Tianyu would definitely be the first to object. If there is such a wonderful brother-in-law, it would be called tossing.

Shaking his head, Ling Tianyu jokingly asked, "Brother Monkey, there are actually four beauties, so is there any four handsome men in this holy courtyard?"

"Four handsome guys? That's not true. There are a lot of handsome people in the Holy Academy, but there are the Four Big Brothers, and they are recognized by the entire Holy Academy." Monkey said strangely.

"Four Big Brothers? Who are they?" Ling Tianyu asked, really curious.

"Hey, isn't that us!" the monkey smiled slyly.

"you!?"

Ling Tianyu petrified, in fact, should have thought of it long ago.

God!

He was actually with the four big brothers, and it was recognized by the entire Holy Academy. After living with them, Ling Tianyu didn't know what outsiders would think of him.

"Our fourth brother is very famous in this holy courtyard, haha! Do you envy us?" Monkey laughed triumphantly, without any sense of shame.

"This... I really can't envy you." Ling Tianyu smiled with a stiff face, and suddenly he was taken aback, and asked, "Isn't it the four big brothers? Is there another one?"

"Oh? That impulsive brother, I took a mission last month and went out. I heard that this mission is quite dangerous, so it may have been hung up outside." Monkey said.

Just finished!

"Hey!"

A big sturdy shadow stood at the door and said angrily at the monkey: "Hang Nima! Is labor and capital so easy to hang up!"

Looking around in a blink of an eye, I saw a strong man with hair all over his head like a lion's face.King Kong glared, like the incarnation of a fierce god, born mighty, with a hulking back, showing explosive muscles all over his body.

Obviously, the strong man was in a mess, and there were many scars or fresh scars on his skin.As soon as you come in, it gives people a fiery feeling.

"Fat Tiger! Why did you come back suddenly?" the monkey asked in surprise.

"Labor and management live here, and labor and management can come back whatever they like! It's none of your business!" the brawny man shouted. It turned out that his name was Fat Tiger, and he was indeed worthy of the name.

"How?" Xiao Wu asked.

"Hey, this time I completed an A-level task alone, and got [-] credits! But, I almost died and came back to see you." Fat Tiger said with a big grin.

"Not bad!" Xiao Wu said.

Ling Tianyu looked at it curiously, and felt that this fat tiger had a very strong cultivation base, and at the sixth level of mana, he should be the strongest in this dormitory besides himself.Just one A-level task almost killed a master of the sixth level of magic power, but one can imagine how dangerous the more advanced tasks will be in the future.

"However, why are you less proud? We are all just lazy to accept tasks." Monkey rolled his eyes, but he was quite jealous in his heart. He suddenly remembered something, looked at Ling Tianyu and said, "By the way, Fat Tiger, our dormitory is here." A new buddy, now he is a man of the hour in our Holy Academy."

"New buddy?" Fat Tiger was stunned for a moment, then noticed Ling Tianyu's existence, then scratched his head and smiled innocently: "Brother, I'm sorry, I was too excited for a while, and I didn't notice you, I hope you can forgive me."

"It's okay." Ling Tianyu smiled, feeling that this fat tiger is quite simple and honest, and it's rare to meet a normal person, so he stretched out his hand and smiled, "Hello, my name is Yufeng."

"My name is Fat Tiger." Fat Tiger shook hands friendlyly.

Originally the atmosphere was very good, Xiao Wu couldn't help but burst out: "It's over!"

"What's over?" Ling Tianyu was taken aback.

"Brother, alas..." the monkey shook his head and sighed bitterly.

"Brother Monkey, what's wrong?" Ling Tianyu asked with a frown.

The monkey glanced at the fat tiger, and then said to Ling Tianyu sympathetically, "Brother, I might as well tell you that this fat tiger has a quirk. He likes to wash his hands and face with his own pee."

"Urine!?"

Ling Tianyu was stunned, and then looked at the Fat Tiger who was smiling innocently, Ling Tianyu's entire face instantly turned into ashes.With a cry of surprise, he hurriedly pulled his hand back.

Big Four!

Sure enough, it lives up to its name, all of them are the best of the best!

"Hehe, Brother Yufeng, I'm sorry, this is a bad habit I have had since I was a child, and I can't change it for a while." Fat Tiger smiled apologetically.

"It's okay..." Ling Tianyu was so depressed that he was about to suffer internal injuries.

"It's fine." Fat Tiger scratched his head and smiled, glared at the monkey, and said angrily, "Damn monkey! It's your big mouth that almost scared Brother Yufeng!"

"I'm just telling the truth, so that I don't know if Brother Yufeng is recruited in the future." Monkey looked very righteous.

"Hmph! Lost to you by chance last month! It's rare to come back this time, do you dare to compete again?" Fat Tiger snorted.

"Compare! Who is afraid of whom!" the monkey yelled, "Brothers, do you still compare?"

"Come on!" Xiao Wu sat up.

"Hey~ Anyway, it's boring now, so I'll join in too." Glenn sighed, and couldn't help asking: "So, how much is the bet this time?"

"Whoever is last will clean the dormitory for a month!" Monkey said.

"Yes!" Xiao Wu said.

"I have no objection either!" Fat Tiger was full of fighting spirit.

"In order to prevent people from denying their account, we need a referee." The monkey looked serious, then walked up to Ling Tianyu, put his hand on Ling Tianyu's right shoulder heavily, and said, "Brother Yufeng, are you the judge?" Newcomers, we will never favor anyone, we all believe in you. So, for the hygiene of the dormitory for the next month, you will be our referee."

Ling Tianyu was about to be choked to death by the strange smell in the dormitory, so of course it would be okay if someone cleaned it, so he nodded and said: "Okay, no problem, I will be fair. But, what do you want to compare? What? than what?"

"Let's talk upstairs." Monkey said.

"En! Then let's go." Ling Tianyu said.

Immediately!

Hou Zi and the others left the dormitory in a hurry and turned up to the roof.

Ling Tianyu was full of doubts, how could he compete to get to the top of the building?Do you want to be more conspicuous?But now it was nightfall, and no one could be seen walking around the common houses at all, and there would definitely be no audience.

When Ling Tianyu jumped to the top of the building, the four of them had already stood side by side.In the opposite direction, it was a small lush garden.

Involuntarily, Ling Tianyu asked curiously: "Brother Monkey, how do you guys compete? How should I judge?"

"It's very simple, you have to take a good look at it, if any of us uses power secretly, it will violate the rules!" Monkey said very seriously, as if he was about to go to war.

"Okay! I understand!" Ling Tianyu fixed his gaze on Monkey and the others.

"Then, let's start!" the monkey said heavily.

"Start!" Xiao Wu said.

then!

An unbelievable scene appeared, the monkey and the others pulled off half of their pants one by one, revealing the things underneath, each of different sizes.Then there was a collective roar, and crystal water sprays flew out in a parabola.

"For this competition, I've held up enough ammunition for two weeks! Haha! You're doomed!" Monkey laughed triumphantly, and coquettishly raised the thing below, and the pee flower directly surpassed Fatty. Tiger them.

Fat Tiger said disdainfully: "Cut! It's only been two weeks! Labor and management haven't washed their hands or face for a month, but now they have excellent ammunition! It's you who will lose! Look at labor and management!"

Fat Tiger straightened his body forward, and a slender urine flower flew down a distance of more than ten meters.

Awesome!

It's so arrogant!

"Fat Tiger! You're almost out of ammo!"

"Tch, labor and management have only used up less than half of their ammunition!"

"Fortunately, I drank a lot of wine just now!"

"So cool!"

"Brother Yufeng, do you want to try it too?"

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Seeing the four monkeys fiddling with the stuff below excitedly, Ling Tianyu stood aside like a statue, as if struck by lightning, his whole face was about to cramp, really completely messed up.

What kind of competition is this?

It is simply a fighter jet among strange works!

"Oh my god! Did I come to hell? God, if you are destined to torture me, why not just send a thunderbolt and blow me to death!" Ling Tianyu cried out with bitterness on his face.