Hu Ping Zigui: Ye Shao is kneeling on durian again today
Chapter 139 Darling, Are You Sleeping?let's chat
Chapter 139 Darling, Are You Sleeping?let's chat
Ye Ye couldn't sleep.
He decided to talk to someone.
The daughter-in-law is pregnant and cannot be disturbed.
The masters are old people and dare not mess with them.
After much deliberation, he dialed an unfamiliar number.
It seemed that he was very surprised by his call. After the call was connected, it took a long time for a hoarse male voice to come from there.
As if he had just woken up, or maybe he was about to die, the man only said one syllable, and then began to cough violently.
Seeing this, Ye Ye couldn't help complaining: "I said. Are you sure you are a real villain, capable of poisoning my sister?"
"You are about to die from coughing yourself. Since you are so capable of researching such a powerful poison, can't we cure your own little cold first?"
On the other end of the phone: "."
click-
The phone hangs up.
Ye Ye was not happy.
What's wrong!
Don't let people tell the truth?
He immediately called again.
"Hey, hello? Why are you hanging up on me? Can we still chat?"
Ye Ye played the character of a cannon fodder villain brilliantly, vividly.
If he is now in the protagonist's lifetime, I am afraid that he has become a real cloud of dust.
over the phone.
Xie Yunmiao's biological father Du Xie simply tore off his voice changer.
Use his real voice to chat with Ye Ye.
Some people wear a voice changer to make their voice ugly or change their original appearance so that they cannot be detected.
but he is different
He wears this ghostly voice changer, which is actually saving his voice.
His real voice was as hard to hear as a crow's cry, it was the kind of existence that made people feel very anxious when they heard it.
"Hehehe"
"You figured it out?"
"Tell me, are you divorcing your wife, or choosing to kill your child?"
"Don't worry, if you choose the first route, he will pester you. I can arrange some women for you to cooperate with you and provide a real and effective cheating package service."
"Can it be discounted?" Ye Ye let out a sigh, interrupting his long speech.
"What?" The poisonous scorpion suspected that he had heard wrong.
What is he going to fold?
"Discount, what else can I discount?"
"I don't need your cheating package, you give me the money."
Ah!
The poisonous scorpion curled its lips.
After living for so many years, it was the first time I met such an interesting and fearless young man.
"Okay, I'll give you back the money if you exchange the divorce certificate for the antidote."
"Really?" Ye Ye asked in surprise.
"Of course it's true." Poisonous scorpion's nasty late lip corners: "No wonder."
After the poisonous scorpion finished speaking, he picked up the red wine, ready to enjoy the sound of someone jumping on the other end of the phone.
but.
Waited for a long time.
He didn't wait either.
The voice on the other end of the phone rang one after another, but it was definitely not because of anger or losing control of emotions, but like eating?
The poisonous scorpion was puzzled.
Scorpion: "What are you doing?"
"Eat supper, haven't you eaten instant noodles?" Ye Ye deliberately chewed a few times while talking.
In an instant, the sound of crackling noodles rang in the ears of the poisonous scorpion.
He suffered inhuman torture in the early years, and his ears now use cochlear implants.
The good thing is that the sound is very real. To put it bluntly, he has no way to control the sound coming into his ears.
For him at the moment, what Ye Ye gnawed was not instant noodles, to try his scalp.
How could such a person exist?Can't read and write.
Why is there anyone in this world who is more shameless than him?Suddenly he felt as if he understood why his son lost.Compared with the guy opposite, his son can be rated as a gentleman.
Immediately, he sneered.
"The arrogant child is about to die, do you still have the mood to eat?"
"Or you don't like your wife as much as I thought."
"I don't dare to say this nonsense. My wife is my favorite." Ye Ye immediately retorted.
"Then are you willing to die for her?" The poisonous scorpion couldn't help but get angry when he thought of his sluggish son who was going crazy because of a woman.
"Of course." Ye Ye also imitated him and paused on purpose.
"will not."
Poison Scorpion: "Hahahaha."
"Why should I die for my sister? Wouldn't it be good to take my sister away before I die? Otherwise, I'd be too tired to climb out of the grave every day."
"Okay, let's get down to business. Are you going to give me the antidote?" Ye Ye looked through the drawer and found that there were no snacks left, so he turned on the electricity in the refrigerator again.
The sound of pulling a plastic bag is the same as pinching an instant noodle belt, but the head of the poisonous scorpion is even bigger.
Scorpion: "!!! What are you doing? Do you have ADHD?"
"Why are you yelling?" Ye Ye was also angry.
"In the middle of the night, can you talk about some merits?"
Poisonous scorpion: "???"
Who is it?
The poisonous scorpion was almost pissed off.
"Okay, the chat is almost done, I'm going to bed, good night."
Poison Scorpion: "Are you asleep? You don't want the antidote anymore?"
The poisonous scorpion chuckled angrily.
The whole body has a tendency to be in pieces.
"Yes."
"Are you giving it for free?"
Poisonous Scorpion: "Are you thinking about P eating?"
Ye Ye: "Oh, then you're not too stupid, good night."
Poison Scorpion: "@##¥%..."
-
Looking at the phone that was hung up.
The poisonous scorpion was trembling with anger, and the bugs in its body began to fall out.
This is just an ordinary modern romance story, otherwise he is afraid that he will transform.
For example, countless legs and feet grew out, and then he opened the window and jumped out to fly to Ye Ye overnight and kill him.
Or the worms that fell out of his body split into countless cells, and after absorbing the air, they began to grow larger, and then destroyed the whole world.
but.
That's all if.
reality is.
He was so angry that he accidentally smashed the bug jars in his stockpile.
Now he still has to bow his head to pick up bugs.
The hand, which was already riddled with holes and barely fleshy, looked even more miserable now.
By the time he finally picked up all the poisonous insects on the ground and put them into new bottles, it was already half daylight.
His sleepy eyes started to water.
Although everything in his body that can be replaced with modern titanium alloys has been replaced, the imported ones are not as good as the original ones, and they are not very comfortable to use, and they have to be oiled every day.
When he thought that he had tossed all night, did nothing, and talked a lot of nonsense, he was so angry that he couldn't sleep.
He picked up his phone and continued to call Ye Ye.
Since he can't even sleep, then some people don't want to sleep either.
the first time.
Ye Ye hung up in seconds.
the second time.
Ye Ye ignored him.
the third time.
He heard a cold electronic voice echoing in his ears, and the other party was no longer in the service area.
Although he is old, he also knows that this is because his number has been blocked!
No.
How dare he?
The drug lord's shocked pupils almost fell out of his eyes.
I thought about it.
He immediately picked up his phone and sent Ye Ye a message.
(End of this chapter)
Ye Ye couldn't sleep.
He decided to talk to someone.
The daughter-in-law is pregnant and cannot be disturbed.
The masters are old people and dare not mess with them.
After much deliberation, he dialed an unfamiliar number.
It seemed that he was very surprised by his call. After the call was connected, it took a long time for a hoarse male voice to come from there.
As if he had just woken up, or maybe he was about to die, the man only said one syllable, and then began to cough violently.
Seeing this, Ye Ye couldn't help complaining: "I said. Are you sure you are a real villain, capable of poisoning my sister?"
"You are about to die from coughing yourself. Since you are so capable of researching such a powerful poison, can't we cure your own little cold first?"
On the other end of the phone: "."
click-
The phone hangs up.
Ye Ye was not happy.
What's wrong!
Don't let people tell the truth?
He immediately called again.
"Hey, hello? Why are you hanging up on me? Can we still chat?"
Ye Ye played the character of a cannon fodder villain brilliantly, vividly.
If he is now in the protagonist's lifetime, I am afraid that he has become a real cloud of dust.
over the phone.
Xie Yunmiao's biological father Du Xie simply tore off his voice changer.
Use his real voice to chat with Ye Ye.
Some people wear a voice changer to make their voice ugly or change their original appearance so that they cannot be detected.
but he is different
He wears this ghostly voice changer, which is actually saving his voice.
His real voice was as hard to hear as a crow's cry, it was the kind of existence that made people feel very anxious when they heard it.
"Hehehe"
"You figured it out?"
"Tell me, are you divorcing your wife, or choosing to kill your child?"
"Don't worry, if you choose the first route, he will pester you. I can arrange some women for you to cooperate with you and provide a real and effective cheating package service."
"Can it be discounted?" Ye Ye let out a sigh, interrupting his long speech.
"What?" The poisonous scorpion suspected that he had heard wrong.
What is he going to fold?
"Discount, what else can I discount?"
"I don't need your cheating package, you give me the money."
Ah!
The poisonous scorpion curled its lips.
After living for so many years, it was the first time I met such an interesting and fearless young man.
"Okay, I'll give you back the money if you exchange the divorce certificate for the antidote."
"Really?" Ye Ye asked in surprise.
"Of course it's true." Poisonous scorpion's nasty late lip corners: "No wonder."
After the poisonous scorpion finished speaking, he picked up the red wine, ready to enjoy the sound of someone jumping on the other end of the phone.
but.
Waited for a long time.
He didn't wait either.
The voice on the other end of the phone rang one after another, but it was definitely not because of anger or losing control of emotions, but like eating?
The poisonous scorpion was puzzled.
Scorpion: "What are you doing?"
"Eat supper, haven't you eaten instant noodles?" Ye Ye deliberately chewed a few times while talking.
In an instant, the sound of crackling noodles rang in the ears of the poisonous scorpion.
He suffered inhuman torture in the early years, and his ears now use cochlear implants.
The good thing is that the sound is very real. To put it bluntly, he has no way to control the sound coming into his ears.
For him at the moment, what Ye Ye gnawed was not instant noodles, to try his scalp.
How could such a person exist?Can't read and write.
Why is there anyone in this world who is more shameless than him?Suddenly he felt as if he understood why his son lost.Compared with the guy opposite, his son can be rated as a gentleman.
Immediately, he sneered.
"The arrogant child is about to die, do you still have the mood to eat?"
"Or you don't like your wife as much as I thought."
"I don't dare to say this nonsense. My wife is my favorite." Ye Ye immediately retorted.
"Then are you willing to die for her?" The poisonous scorpion couldn't help but get angry when he thought of his sluggish son who was going crazy because of a woman.
"Of course." Ye Ye also imitated him and paused on purpose.
"will not."
Poison Scorpion: "Hahahaha."
"Why should I die for my sister? Wouldn't it be good to take my sister away before I die? Otherwise, I'd be too tired to climb out of the grave every day."
"Okay, let's get down to business. Are you going to give me the antidote?" Ye Ye looked through the drawer and found that there were no snacks left, so he turned on the electricity in the refrigerator again.
The sound of pulling a plastic bag is the same as pinching an instant noodle belt, but the head of the poisonous scorpion is even bigger.
Scorpion: "!!! What are you doing? Do you have ADHD?"
"Why are you yelling?" Ye Ye was also angry.
"In the middle of the night, can you talk about some merits?"
Poisonous scorpion: "???"
Who is it?
The poisonous scorpion was almost pissed off.
"Okay, the chat is almost done, I'm going to bed, good night."
Poison Scorpion: "Are you asleep? You don't want the antidote anymore?"
The poisonous scorpion chuckled angrily.
The whole body has a tendency to be in pieces.
"Yes."
"Are you giving it for free?"
Poisonous Scorpion: "Are you thinking about P eating?"
Ye Ye: "Oh, then you're not too stupid, good night."
Poison Scorpion: "@##¥%..."
-
Looking at the phone that was hung up.
The poisonous scorpion was trembling with anger, and the bugs in its body began to fall out.
This is just an ordinary modern romance story, otherwise he is afraid that he will transform.
For example, countless legs and feet grew out, and then he opened the window and jumped out to fly to Ye Ye overnight and kill him.
Or the worms that fell out of his body split into countless cells, and after absorbing the air, they began to grow larger, and then destroyed the whole world.
but.
That's all if.
reality is.
He was so angry that he accidentally smashed the bug jars in his stockpile.
Now he still has to bow his head to pick up bugs.
The hand, which was already riddled with holes and barely fleshy, looked even more miserable now.
By the time he finally picked up all the poisonous insects on the ground and put them into new bottles, it was already half daylight.
His sleepy eyes started to water.
Although everything in his body that can be replaced with modern titanium alloys has been replaced, the imported ones are not as good as the original ones, and they are not very comfortable to use, and they have to be oiled every day.
When he thought that he had tossed all night, did nothing, and talked a lot of nonsense, he was so angry that he couldn't sleep.
He picked up his phone and continued to call Ye Ye.
Since he can't even sleep, then some people don't want to sleep either.
the first time.
Ye Ye hung up in seconds.
the second time.
Ye Ye ignored him.
the third time.
He heard a cold electronic voice echoing in his ears, and the other party was no longer in the service area.
Although he is old, he also knows that this is because his number has been blocked!
No.
How dare he?
The drug lord's shocked pupils almost fell out of his eyes.
I thought about it.
He immediately picked up his phone and sent Ye Ye a message.
(End of this chapter)
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