Hu Ping Zigui: Ye Shao is kneeling on durian again today

Chapter 169 Who is Daozu and who is Yurou?

"Where is Fang, change my name."

As soon as Lu Miaomiao's words came out of his mouth, he was violently interrupted by the poisonous scorpion, which crawled all over him.

The corners of Lu Miaomiao's mouth twitched slightly.

He took a sip of the tea very calmly, and then said, "What? Are you scared?"

"I'm afraid I won't talk about it."

After Lu Miaomiao finished speaking, she was about to go to sleep.

"Tell me!!! You have to tell me one today, not enough to tell me ten."

"That's no good, I don't want to sleep. You can't embarrass a pregnant woman."

Poisonous scorpion:? ? ?
Not
Who is making things difficult for whom from beginning to end?

He didn't seem to have done anything other than cheating her of 100 million yuan, right?
And that 100 million is not enough for layout!
"Do you really think I dare not touch you?"

The poisonous scorpion was very angry, and the dreadlocks on his forehead stood up.

He looked at Lu Miaomiao and panted heavily: "Yes, I can't kill you, but I can cause you to get pregnant unexpectedly, can't I?"

Lu Miaomiao nodded: "That's right, and then your son hates you for the rest of his life, not to mention retirement, it's fine if he doesn't kill you."

Poison Scorpion: "@##￥%..."

Ah ah ah ah ah!
He's going to strangle her!
Who is so considerate, beautiful and cute, this f*ck is a scumbag.

He casually grabbed a handful of scorpions and threw them into his mouth, chewing them with crunching noises, his eyes became more gloomy.

"Will you tell me or not?"

"It's about, do you want to drink some water? I see you choked after eating a handful."

Poisonous scorpion: "."

Poisonous Scorpion: "I want you to take care of it!"

Lu Miaomiao spread her hands: "Then I am afraid that you will choke, you broke my mobile phone, and you said that if something happens to you, even if I want to call 120 to save you, there is no way to save you."

Poisonous scorpion: "."

"I don't need you!"

"OK."

Feeling that the blood of the poisonous scorpion began to flow backwards, Lu Miaomiao stopped when she saw it, and told her story.

"Once upon a time there was a man named Fang Sheng, an old man who raised a kitten."

"Once his son went out, only he and his beloved kitten were left at home, because the old man has dementia, often forgets things, and likes to run out by himself. So his son closed all the windows in the house before going out. locked."

"Only the window of the toilet can't be closed."

"Because it's an exhaust fan!" The poisonous scorpion didn't expect that Lu Miaomiao would just use his name, and even include his son in it.

He was so angry that he really looked back at the window of the toilet.

The atmosphere was interrupted, and Lu Miaomiao was not angry, but continued: "Although my son was a little worried, he didn't care too much when he saw that the window was small and the old man had his old cat beside him."

"The old man slept until midnight, and when he heard the sound of dripping water, he wanted to get up to see it. But because he only had one leg, he didn't go to see it."

"He thought that the cat might be awake, so he put his hand under the bed for the cat to lick, hoping to use this action to reassure himself."

"Then the cat turned into a ghost?" The poisonous scorpion sneered, disapproving, that's all?Can scare him?

Although he has a good temper, he is interrupted every time, and no matter how hard he is, it will not be good.

She smiled and looked at the man in front of her, and said lightly.

"If you're scared, just go. Don't interrupt me all the time, okay?"

"I do not have!"

"Then shut up, a man, why is it so ink-stained?"

Poisonous scorpion:? ? ?
No.

Have you forgotten who is Daozu and who is Yurou now?

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"The old man stretched his hand under the bed, and soon felt the cat's rough, wet tongue."

"Suddenly, his heart also quieted down, and he had a very beautiful dream."

"But the next morning, he went to his cat first thing when he opened his eyes, but no matter how much he barked, his cat didn't respond."

"Yes, he pushed open the toilet door and found the cat with its throat slit and hanging from the ceiling. The sound of water dripping in the middle of the night was nothing but the sound of the cat's dripping to the floor."

"He didn't believe it, and then he found a small note in the litter box under the bed. It said, people can lick things too."

Poisonous scorpion:!
The poisonous scorpion secretly let out a sigh of relief in Xindi.

Fortunately, he never kept small animals, he only kept bugs.

With a sneer, his eyelids loosened, and he conveyed his sarcasm to Lu Miaomiao silently.

It seems to be saying, that's it?
Want to scare him just like that?

Lu Miaomiao pursed her lips calmly.

Then pointed behind him.

"Don't you take a look?"

"Look at what?"

"What? Can you still juggle?" The poisonous scorpion sneered and stood up disapprovingly.

He really didn't believe that Lu Miaomiao could conjure him a cat's corpse out of thin air.

Naturally, Lu Miaomiao didn't have the cat's body.

She is not a pervert, the cat is so cute, how could he hurt him?
but.
The poisonous scorpion raised its head and met a face
"Lan Xin. No. Why are you here?"

"No, it's fake! It's fake!"

From his point of view, there is a woman hanging from the ceiling of the bathroom at this moment. That woman is none other than Xie Yunmiao's biological mother, the only one he loves among the many women.

but
That woman had died 20 years earlier.

How could it appear in the toilet now?

He turned his head to look at Lu Miaomiao in disbelief.

"It's all your fault, isn't it?"

"Tell me. How did you know what Lan Xin looks like?"

You must know that the woman was burned alive by a fire in order to save him.

Lu Miaomiao didn't speak, just calm.
Removed his own head.

Then, he threw his head out.

A head full of scars and long black hair rolled down in front of the poisonous scorpion
Head: "Why am I here? Of course I'm here to find you, Fang Sheng."

Yes.

The poisonous scorpion's real name is Fang Sheng.

And the woman he likes is called Xie Lanxin.

Xie Yunmiao is the surname of Jiang's mother.

"Find me?"

"Will you forgive me?"

"No!" The head on the ground became ferocious, and fiercely spat out a long tongue from its mouth, biting his hand fiercely.

His only hand with fingers left.

The severe pain spread from the fingertips to the heart.

The poisonous scorpion backed away in panic.

"Fang Lang, what are you hiding?"

"Our son is so old, what else do you want to miss? Come down with me."

"No"

"I still have many nostalgia, I."

"I don't want to die!"

The poisonous scorpion lost control of his emotions and began to crawl on the ground.

Lu Miaomiao hid behind the bed curtain and continued to imitate Xie Lanxin's voice while manipulating the projection.

"Fang Fanglang, come. Come!"

(End of this chapter)