Hu Ping Zigui: Ye Shao is kneeling on durian again today

Chapter 61 The Tool Man Has No Legs
After writing a 500-word essay and repeatedly promising to watch the traffic lights when crossing the road, Lu Miaomiao was finally let go by the police uncle.

Officer Chen looked at Ye Ye seriously: "Your wife is pregnant, can't you restrain yourself?"

"Or, she is not pregnant with your child, so you want to kill yourself?"

Ye Ye: "..."

What should he say.

The child was indeed not him.

But... death, not to.

Ye Ye was finally released when his ears were almost callused.

Looking at the smiling person under the shadow of the tree, he walked over, stretched his hands from her side waist to her lower abdomen, and gently stroked her belly.

"My dear daughter, Dad has taken the blame for you."

"Do you know that you will listen to your father in the future?"

As he spoke, he caught a glimpse of the slanted bag beside Lu Miaomiao from the corner of his eye, and he went in with his hands and found out the disinfectant wipes and paper towels.

Pulling the thing out, he pressed his head on Lu Miaomiao's shoulder, and sighed while wiping it.

"My sister is also very cruel. She was the one who seduced me first, but she doesn't want to be responsible anymore."

Lu Miaomiao was slightly taken aback.

Reaching out to take his hands away from himself.

He rolled his eyes directly at him.

"Who is tossing who between us? It's so late, and I, a pregnant woman, am still here to stay up with you!"

"Hurry up, I'm going to die of sleepiness."

Lu Miaomiao really couldn't bear it any longer, she was walking a little fluttering at the moment, watching her younger brother turn into a bunch of strings...

this is too scary!

A younger brother is about to break her waist, if a bunch of...

Lu Miaomiao shook her head again and again.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

Ye Ye:?
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Ye Ye had never seen anyone fall asleep while walking.

If it weren't for his quick reaction, Lu Miaomiao would have hit the electric pole directly.

Carefully hugging the person in his arms, he let Ye Yi in the dark drive the car.

He originally wanted to take a taxi, but there are too few drivers at the moment.

Lu Miaomiao felt in a daze that she was supported by something, that thing was very reliable, so she started rolling on it...

Then roll and roll.

Didn't even think about it.

She slapped it down hard.

Ye Ye: Convex (艹盘色)?

He just wanted her to be honest.

She wants his life! !

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The next day.

As soon as Lu Miaomiao opened her eyes, she met a slightly pale face.

Under the man's long eyelashes, the man's eye sockets were slightly bruised.

Sensing being stared at, he slowly opened his eyes. The resentful gaze made Lu Miaomiao feel like a peerless scumbag.

She subconsciously avoided his gaze, and wanted to get up, when the man's faint voice came to her ears.

"Sure enough... a woman won't cherish a man's body after getting it..."

"Forget it, after all, I think too much. I'm just a passerby in my sister's story."

As Ye Ye said, he slowly closed his eyes, his pale skin was almost transparent under the sunlight.

He is so peaceful...

Nonsence!

What the hell!
Lu Miaomiao turned around and pinched his nose, forcing him to breathe, before saying, "No, brother, did we take Sister Lin's script again today?"

"Although my sister loves you, you are still a student after all, so please go to class as soon as possible?"

"No...Tool man has no legs."

Lu Miaomiao:? ? ?

"What kind of tool man, can you give me some hints?"

Lu Miaomiao reached out and rubbed his face again. She could spoil him with other things. She didn't want to cook or work, but as a student, how could she not go to class well!
"Hint? Does my sister have another job as a screenwriter..." Ye Ye asked with his head raised.

Lu Miaomiao was slightly taken aback.

There are many series of eyes that have changed in vain.

"You asked someone to investigate me?"

Ye Ye: "."

Can he say, is he really just talking casually?

"I don't, my sister thinks too much. I just think that my sister is very good at telling stories. The character designs I made for those younger brothers yesterday are so good. I don't know what my story will be like with my sister?"

"Speak well!" Lu Miaomiao felt that she was going to be dizzy.

The man sobbed softly, pulled the quilt directly and turned around.

"After all, the newcomer is not as good as the old one. Before the new younger brother got it, my sister started to dislike her and started yelling at me."

"What's wrong with me?
"Don't you know what happened to me?"

Lu Miaomiao: "..."

Really.

It's just for the sake of his good looks, otherwise she will really strangle him to death!
In order to avoid getting angry, she directly took off the dead dog's clothes.- and then took the quilt away.

Ye Ye looked at her in confusion.

Do women want to play bedside fights and routines?

Then he must be...

Ugh?
How did she take the quilt downstairs?
"Lu Miaomiao, what are you doing?"

Just as Ye Ye sat up, he was forced to lie down again because the bed curtain was not drawn.

"Are you crazy?"

She wasn't afraid that the people on the opposite side would see him!Make him lose his virginity?

Ye Ye felt that he was going to die of anger.

Lu Miaomiao threw the quilt on the sofa, made breakfast for herself very calmly, and hummed a little song.

"Why don't you do it? I'm also here to cooperate with you. Aren't you possessed by sister Daiyu? I thought that the same sex would have no good results. Rather than being taken away by someone, I'd better bury you for you first." up."

"What's your favorite flower? Rafflesia, celery, or broccoli? Or how about dogtail?"

Ye Ye: "..."

-

After half an hour.

Ye Ye took Lu Miaomiao, who was wearing a couple outfit with him, through the lively alley, and stopped at the door of a small shop with various eyes.

Looking at the weird painting style of this tattoo shop, Lu Miaomiao was very suspicious. The so-called master is a pervert.

Although many tattoo artists are very individual, but those who want to make money, they don't know how to do ghost movie scenes.

Lu Miaomiao's idea was verified after the door was opened.

The man behind the door is extremely handsome, but his face is very pale, with red lips, and a row of needles stuck in his body.

Yes.

This man has a row of needles stuck in him!

It literally means inserting...

There is still a golden one on the forehead.

Lu Miaomiao wondered if he would start generating electricity soon.

Suddenly seeing a pregnant woman, the man dropped the pliers in his hand with a bang.

boom--

Lu Miaomiao felt a burst of wetness coming from her feet.

Bow down.

Her feet were dotted with red spots on the bottom of her trousers.

At once……

The corner of Lu Miaomiao's mouth twitched slightly, and she closed the door.

She took out her mobile phone while pressing on her brother's head, which was about to go inside.

"I don't know how you found this store, but I think, according to the current situation, I should call the police."

Ye Ye didn't expect that his brother would turn into such a ghost.

Just as he was about to speak, he saw the calendar on the wall.

"Don't call the police!"

He pressed Lu Miaomiao's hand.

(End of this chapter)