Bai Gui Ye Xing

There are many firsts in life. I remember that the title of the composition in elementary school is, I am doing XX for the first time, but I have never thought about it before.

It was already four o'clock in the afternoon when I was discharged from the hospital. These days, Han Sifan and Brother Xiang were also looking for the water reckless ghost outside all day, and they didn't have much time to visit me. Brother Xiang said he came to see me once and told me about them The two searched many places but failed to find the ghost. They didn't know where they were hiding. They asked the old superstition, but the old superstition didn't say anything. The old superstition asked them to find it by themselves, saying it was to train young people.

My mother was not at home after I returned home. She is now a worker in a small factory and usually does not come home until six in the evening. A few days ago, she knew in advance that I would be back and asked for leave to wait for me at home.

When I went back to the house this time, I don’t know if I ran into a ghost once or twice, or some kind of psychological pressure. Anyway, I felt that the eyes of the stone statue were looking at me. This stone statue also looks very weird. I gave my old superstition After the talisman was pasted on his forehead, I felt better, and then I made some food, and after eating, I ran to Lao Superstition's house.

Am I inexperienced in drawing symbols for the first time? I still have to let the old superstition teach me. Among other things, I don’t have that seal alone.

It was 03:30 in the afternoon when I arrived at Lao Superstition’s house. Old Superstition was watching Sailor Moon alone at home. Although this guy saved me and can catch ghosts, in my heart he is an out-and-out wretched old man. , since we were young, he took us to peek at the Widow Wang next door taking a bath, bah bah, he was the one watching, and brother Xiang and I gave him a lookout.

So I was not polite to him. It was quite hot after entering the room. This old guy doesn’t like to turn on the air conditioner. He thought it was to save electricity, but later I found out that the yang energy around the air conditioner will gradually decrease, and it will Easy to attract dirt.

"Old superstition, have you eaten yet?" Since I came to let someone teach me something, I naturally had to be more polite, and sat next to him with a playful smile. What else can I ask of you?"

"Old superstition, what, don't you need a seal for that book? Where can I find a seal now, give me one!"

"Give it to you? All right, apprenticeship!" Old Superstition rolled my eyes at me and said with a smile, "If you don't apprentice, you won't give it."

As soon as I heard it, I used to call my grandfather to cheat him of lollipops when I was a child, and I still have to learn from him?He knelt down directly, imitating what was said on TV: "Master, please be respected by apprentice!"

"Don't!" The old superstition waved his hand and said, "I won't accept disciples anymore!"

"Fuck you, are you kidding me?" I jumped up and scolded, the old superstition shook his head and said, "Why are you so anxious, if you really want to be a teacher, I'll find you a teacher. I'm old and don't have that I have taken care of my apprentice, he is much more capable than me, I'll give him a call."

As he spoke, he picked up his phone and made a call. As if he was asking something, the old superstition said with a smile on his face: "Xiao Jiu? I have accepted an apprentice for you. He has good qualifications and is quite similar to you back then." .”

After a while, I didn't know what was happening on the other side, and the old superstition said: "I don't like this, haha, okay, it's settled like this, this little guy is good." Then he handed me the phone and said: "If you want to be a teacher, tell him yourself."

I picked up the phone and asked from the opposite side: "Are you that kid named Chen Hui?"

The voice sounded familiar to me. By the way, I suddenly remembered that the person on the other side of the phone was the voice of the middle-aged man who came out two days ago when he came to find Lao Superstition. I thought this middle-aged man was driving a BMW, so he must be confused. Not bad, quickly said: "Yes, it's me."

"Why do you want to learn this?" The other person suddenly asked me, I was stunned, and after thinking about it carefully, it seemed that I didn't know it myself. I want to slay demons and eliminate demons, and take it as my duty to destroy all kinds of demons."

"You little brat, how can there be so many demons and ghosts for you to kill?" The opposite party smiled, maybe he didn't believe me, of course, I actually didn't believe myself, and the opposite party continued: "But since it is Li Shigao, Mr. The guy said, I still want to save face, I accept you as an apprentice, you remember the purpose of our sect, that is, uh..."

I seem to hear a woman on the other side calling him nonsense, there is no purpose or anything like that.

"The purpose is to respect the old and love the young. You have to respect the master. If you have nothing to do, call the master, invite the master to drink tea, pick up girls, oh, there is no need for this, I love your teacher and mother, anyway, just remember to respect the master! "The other side seems to be talking nonsense without thinking of any purpose.

He finally said: "Remember, my name is Wu Jiu, you are my apprentice, I don't care what you want to do, if you use a knife to chop down a few people, I can protect you, but you remember me , You must not use the Taoism you have learned to harm others, the evil magic Taoism is actually just a thought, if you can't hold it back when the time comes, I will kill you with my own hands!"

"That must be done." I also felt heavy in my heart when I heard this, mainly because the voice of the bastard Wu Jiu on the opposite side was very powerful, and I felt that it was scary, so I said: "Master, I will be respected by my disciples! "

"Okay, these clichéd things will be avoided." Suddenly, the other person remembered something and said: "By the way, I have to give you a Taoist name, so you can call it. Your brother's Taoist name is Iron Man, so you can call him Batman." Well, I still have something to do, so I won't talk about it, just let old man Li tell you the details." After speaking, the other party hung up the phone.

Hanging up the phone, I figured it out later, there was a master for some reason, and a Dao name for Batman for some reason, the old superstition saw me finish speaking and said: "Let's go, I'll get you a seal, I'll give it to you sooner." You're done."

"Have you done it?" I asked strangely, and the old superstition gave me a blank look and said: "Then Wu Jiu has only these names, Iron Man, Batman, Spiderman, Hulk, which one do you want?"

"Batman." I didn't have any idea about this name at the time.

Old Superstition came out with a very small seal, about the thickness of a thumb, and then Old Superstition took a piece of writing and wrote my birth date, then looked at me and said, "Kneel down!"

I know that these Mr. Yin and Yang are very particular about these things, so I quickly knelt down on my knees, and the old superstition took the piece of paper, and solemnly read: "Today, I am Li Shi Gao Dai Wu Jiu's apprentice! Chen Hui, born in Geng On Gengchen Day and Renchen Day in the year of Chen, if you worship under my Wu Jiu sect, you must follow the teacher's training, learn my Taoism, and remember to abide by the three precepts!"

"First! Don't use magic to harm people!"

"Second! Don't do anything to deceive your master and destroy your ancestors!"

"Third! Don't show off your Taoism in front of others!"

"You have to keep these three things in mind, and don't forget them!"