Bai Gui Ye Xing

It was already 03:30 in the afternoon, and it was still quite hot outside, but I still chose to put on a leather jacket and a pair of sunglasses, so I could look stylish. If I had no idea about Li Shanshan, I wouldn’t believe it myself. , such a delicate big beauty, who doesn't want to get a warm bed, so no matter how hot it is, I have to bear it for the sake of image. I personally think that wearing a leather jacket is very handsome.

It took about an hour to get to the zoo by bus. When I got on the bus, I encountered a funny thing. When I got on the bus, there were two people in their 30s who looked drunk. One of them said : "Mr. Wang, don't worry about me, I'll come."

The other said: "No, no, Mr. Li, you are too out of touch, let me do it."

"Hey! It's Mr. Wang every time, you come today, no matter what, I have to come here!"

"Don't, don't, you were the one who came last time in Shanghai, and this time in Chongqing, you just let me do my landlord's favor once and I will come here."

At that time, someone got impatient and scolded: "You two scumbags, quickly insert coins! There are still people waiting to get on the bus!"

Originally, I was the starting station. At the beginning, I grabbed a seat on the side, but then there were no more seats. A pregnant woman came up. I quickly played the virtues of the Chinese nation and endured the stupidity of the people around me. His eyes gave up his seat, and he stood up. There were already many people in the car at that time.

Friends who have squeezed through the bus can definitely understand that feeling, especially when it is [-]°C outside, and the air conditioner inside the bus is not working well, it’s like a stove inside, I wear a T-shirt inside and a leather jacket , was caught in the middle of the bus crowd, crowded, especially there was a buddy next to me who had body odor, he was holding the handrail and his armpit was facing me, which made me almost go to see Max up.

When I got to the zoo, I got out of the car and looked like a fart. I took off my leather jacket and threw it on the ground. I looked at myself. My whole body was soaked in sweat. Day, I finally understood the true meaning of pretending to be struck by lightning , Just as I was about to leave, a chengguan who looked like he was in his 30s ran over and pointed at the clothes I threw on the floor and yelled at me: "What, what? Littering, does it look down on our chengguan? Throw away rubbish in broad daylight."

"Brother Chengguan, you can insult my personality but not my clothes. These are my clothes, not rubbish, okay? I think the ground is too dirty, so I take off my clothes and wipe the ground, what's the matter? We Such three good citizens do some good deeds, and the city management should also take care of it." I picked up the clothes and threw them into the trash can on the side, and then I didn't care about the city management, and I didn't dare to provoke him, in case a bunch of city management were summoned Who should I talk to when the army beat me up?

Li Shanshan was already there when I walked to the gate of the zoo. Li Shanshan was wearing a red T-shirt and a pair of black jeans. She had a first-class figure. I walked over and said with a smile, "Sister, why do you want to come out to play with me?"

"Brother Hui, did you just come here to go swimming?" Li Shanshan smiled at me, and then said a little embarrassedly: "I'm in a bad mood, so I want to talk to you."

"What's the matter? Did you quarrel with your boyfriend?" I said casually, and didn't answer whether she went swimming. I couldn't tell her that I pretended to be an X and wore a leather jacket in order to come to see you, and then I was squeezed like this.

"Yeah." Li Shanshan nodded, she frowned and said, "He's been suspicious recently, always thinking that I'm going to date other men behind his back, it's unreasonable."

Li Shanshan and I walked into the zoo as we talked, and I replied honestly: "I must be worried if I have a beautiful girlfriend like you. I think this is normal. If I want me, I have to follow you all day long." , to see if you met other men."

I don't know why Li Shanshan laughed out loud when I said she was pretty and said, "And then?"

I smiled and said, "If I see my girlfriend with other men, I will stick out my orchid finger and curse: You, you, you, you betrayed me."

"Brother Hui, have you always been so dishonest?" Li Shanshan said strangely, I shook my head and said, "For people and things, in fact, I am a man with more connotation, depth, and generosity. .”

"Really?" Li Shanshan sighed and said, "Ye Yu is good at anything, but he is too stingy about feelings."

"I feel good. A man who is stingy to you means he cares about you, right." Although I said this in my mouth, I was cursing that Ye Yu's scumbag in my heart.

Li Shanshan looked at me and said, "Brother Hui, I think you are really kind, you are a good person."

"Sister, I don't want to be a good person. The good person card is not suitable for me." I feel that women are strange animals. If a man is said to be a good person, most of them have no feelings for this man. To say a man is a bad person is just Love it so much, Day, it's weird.

Li Shanshan and I were chatting without saying a word, when suddenly a young man in his 20s rushed out of the crowd. Pointing at Li Shanshan tremblingly, he cursed: "You, you, you, you betrayed me. If I hadn't installed a monitor on your phone, I would still be kept in the dark."

"Fuck, I'm so fucking accurate, I'll buy a lottery ticket later." I looked at Ye Yu in surprise, and Li Shanshan said to Ye Yu just like in the TV series: "It's not like this, it's not what you think .”

I'll do it, if I were Li Shanshan, I would say to this kind of bitch directly, let's break up, how refreshing, you have to coquettishly say something that is not what you think, the more you say this, the harder it is to explain.

"Everyone, take a look, this guy is seducing my girlfriend." Ye Yu actually yelled, as if he got a little red flower in kindergarten, for fear that others wouldn't know that his head was green, this stupid, oh , Why do I feel that my IQ is so much higher than him?strangeness.

Another virtue of the Chinese is to watch the excitement appear, especially this kind of love triangle, where crowds of people surrounded us. Ye Yu started to talk about his love story with Li Shanshan, and then I, the third party, stepped in and so on. Made up a whole bunch of things I didn't know, and hearing me in his story made me feel like a bitch.

Suddenly Han Sifan's voice came out: "Husband, what are you and your sister doing here? What's going on?" I turned my head and saw Han Sifan running towards me, saying that my IQ had increased countless times in an instant. Understanding what Han Sifan meant, he immediately said, "Daughter-in-law, why are you here?"

[PS: There is another chapter at [-]:[-] p.m., please ask for flowers by the way. 】