Bai Gui Ye Xing
【087】 Miao Hu
With Ye Yu being so timid, how could Li Shanshan have the mind to go shopping? After chatting casually with us, she bid farewell and went home. Han Sifan and I were the only ones left at the gate of the zoo. Yes, let's go home."
"Hey, it's not too hot to go out and wear leather clothes with that girl Li Shanshan, and it's hot after standing with the old lady for a while?" Han Sifan stared at me when he heard what I said, looked at me and asked, I coughed and said : "Not hot not hot, not hot at all, big sister, where do you want to go, little brother will go shopping with you?"
"That's pretty much the same, or I'll slash your grandson with a single knife." Han Sifan nodded in satisfaction, then led me to a shopping complex not far from the zoo, and started a shopping spree.
I believe that buddies who have the experience of going shopping with girlfriends can understand my feelings at that time. These women entered a store, looked at something for a long time, tried it for a long time, and then bargained with the owner for a long time, and finally said no. To buy, Han Sifan took me to more than a dozen stores, tried on [-] or [-] pieces of clothing before buying two.
In the end, I was tired when I went home. It wasn’t that I was tired from carrying things. I only had two clothes. I was tired from walking. I said that these women just took whatever they liked, and then they gave the money and left. Clothing is like a spy war movie, you have to play psychological warfare, fight wits and courage with the shopkeeper, and finally pretend to leave, and you have to work hard to see when the shopkeeper tells you to go back.
Anyway, I am very particular about it. I can chat with the shopkeeper for 10 minutes in order to save ten yuan. It makes me want to spend money to help Han Sifan buy it. The key is that Han Sifan’s usual tough personality is gone when buying clothes. Just like a lady.
It was seven o'clock in the evening when I got home, and I felt that my legs were useless, and when I went back to my room, when Mianma saw me coming back, he rushed to me and grabbed my clothes and said, "Where is Xiang? Where is the fragrance?"
I'm going, I forgot to buy incense for the face code, I showed a sorry expression to the face code, and frowned. I said, "Wait, I'll go out and buy something for you. I went shopping with the big sister next door just now, and I didn't buy it for a while." After I finished speaking, I took out my wallet and went outside. .
How can there be any incense sellers in this place?When I walked out of the community, it was already dark. As soon as I came out of the community, there were several streets. Maybe it was because there were universities around. These streets were all entertainment facilities. There was nothing to sell. I looked around and saw that it was not far away. There was an old man sitting there smoking a cigarette, so I walked over and sat next to him and asked, "Grandpa, do you know where there is a place that sells incense?"
It is said that people of Huahuan's age can react faster. This old man looks like he is in his 50s. He is smoking a big cigarette. He turned his head and asked, "Why are you asking this?"
"Isn't it because someone in my family is hungry?" After I finished speaking, I realized that this old man would treat me as a mental patient. The old man was quite calm, pointing to an alley on the corner of the street and said: "Go in this alley. There is a small door where there is a seller of incense, but the person is quite wicked and insane."
"Thank you, sir." I walked into this alley, which was quite long, three meters wide, and surrounded by pitch-black darkness. I walked in step by step, and when I got to the middle, I finally found a A black wooden door, this door looks quite old, I knocked on the door lightly, and suddenly the door opened, one looks like more than 50 years old, with a full face, shirtless, wearing strips on the lower body Black shorts.
"What are you doing? Knock knock knock, knock your uncle?" The guy with a thick face stared at me and asked, "What are you doing? Collecting protection money?"
"Brother, you are the one who collects the premium." I blushed a bit, and said weakly, "Brother, I'm here to buy incense."
This fleshy guy looked at me with his neck tilted and said, "Are you buying incense? Do you want to import or domestically produced?"
"Ah, there are really imports." I froze for a moment.
"That's for sure. These days, domestically produced milk powder is not safe, let alone this incense. This incense is something for ancestors to eat. If you add some waste oil to your ancestors, your ancestors will scold you to death. Anyway, it's right to be careful. .” The guy with a thick face explained it, and I asked, “Is it so particular?”
"That's for sure, little brother, you come in, I'll tell you slowly." The guy with a thick face pointed inside, and then walked in, and I followed, I went in and took a look, this place It should be regarded as a small workshop, specializing in printing ghost money, making paper figurines, and making incense and so on.
The man took a handful of incense from it and handed it to me, saying, "This is imported, one hundred for each, and I'll give you a discount."
"Fuck, isn't this just an ordinary incense? If you want me a hundred, why don't you grab it?" I was speechless when I saw this incense, but I didn't expect this big man to take out a kitchen knife from somewhere and stare at it. Looking at me, I said, "Grandpa Laozi's grandpa's grandfather is a foreigner. I have foreign blood. Isn't what I made a fucking import? Stop talking nonsense and leave with money. If you don't pay, don't leave."
"Brother, no, grandpa, you are not right, you are stealing money." I felt helpless, although this person looked strong and strong, but I could tell that he was over 50 years old, and it was too obvious to steal money. Arrogant, the man with a face full of flesh snorted, and said, "Okay, just pay the money obediently, neither of us wants to make things worse, right?"
"Day." I said, "50 yuan, no more, if you have more, you can hack me to death with your kitchen knife."
"Fresh, it's a deal." Unexpectedly, this person agreed immediately, and then handed me the incense, and I also took out a [-] piece from my wallet and gave it to him. My heart is also bleeding. You Ming snatched it, but is it still alive?
The big guy seemed to be in a good mood, so he said, "Don't act like you're being raped, and if someone bullies you in the future, report my name. Remember, my name is Miao Hu."
As soon as Miao Hu finished speaking, I suddenly felt a chill rising around me, and the temperature in this room was dropping extremely. My heart skipped a beat, and I realized that there might be something dirty nearby, so I said to Miao Hu: "There are ghosts nearby. Hurry up and get out." After I finished speaking, I took out the Liuding Liujia Xiexie Talisman from my wallet, and looked around carefully.
After hearing what I said, Miao Hu panicked, and said, "Ghost? My god, hold on, I'll call for someone." After speaking, he turned around and ran out of the house. I looked at his back and shook his head. Shaking my head, I don't expect him to call someone to help me. Then I looked around cautiously, for fear that some dirty things would rush out at any time.
[[69 Book Bar-www.69shu.com] PS: The mysterious Miao Hu appears, I hope everyone will throw more flowers, hehe. 】
"Hey, it's not too hot to go out and wear leather clothes with that girl Li Shanshan, and it's hot after standing with the old lady for a while?" Han Sifan stared at me when he heard what I said, looked at me and asked, I coughed and said : "Not hot not hot, not hot at all, big sister, where do you want to go, little brother will go shopping with you?"
"That's pretty much the same, or I'll slash your grandson with a single knife." Han Sifan nodded in satisfaction, then led me to a shopping complex not far from the zoo, and started a shopping spree.
I believe that buddies who have the experience of going shopping with girlfriends can understand my feelings at that time. These women entered a store, looked at something for a long time, tried it for a long time, and then bargained with the owner for a long time, and finally said no. To buy, Han Sifan took me to more than a dozen stores, tried on [-] or [-] pieces of clothing before buying two.
In the end, I was tired when I went home. It wasn’t that I was tired from carrying things. I only had two clothes. I was tired from walking. I said that these women just took whatever they liked, and then they gave the money and left. Clothing is like a spy war movie, you have to play psychological warfare, fight wits and courage with the shopkeeper, and finally pretend to leave, and you have to work hard to see when the shopkeeper tells you to go back.
Anyway, I am very particular about it. I can chat with the shopkeeper for 10 minutes in order to save ten yuan. It makes me want to spend money to help Han Sifan buy it. The key is that Han Sifan’s usual tough personality is gone when buying clothes. Just like a lady.
It was seven o'clock in the evening when I got home, and I felt that my legs were useless, and when I went back to my room, when Mianma saw me coming back, he rushed to me and grabbed my clothes and said, "Where is Xiang? Where is the fragrance?"
I'm going, I forgot to buy incense for the face code, I showed a sorry expression to the face code, and frowned. I said, "Wait, I'll go out and buy something for you. I went shopping with the big sister next door just now, and I didn't buy it for a while." After I finished speaking, I took out my wallet and went outside. .
How can there be any incense sellers in this place?When I walked out of the community, it was already dark. As soon as I came out of the community, there were several streets. Maybe it was because there were universities around. These streets were all entertainment facilities. There was nothing to sell. I looked around and saw that it was not far away. There was an old man sitting there smoking a cigarette, so I walked over and sat next to him and asked, "Grandpa, do you know where there is a place that sells incense?"
It is said that people of Huahuan's age can react faster. This old man looks like he is in his 50s. He is smoking a big cigarette. He turned his head and asked, "Why are you asking this?"
"Isn't it because someone in my family is hungry?" After I finished speaking, I realized that this old man would treat me as a mental patient. The old man was quite calm, pointing to an alley on the corner of the street and said: "Go in this alley. There is a small door where there is a seller of incense, but the person is quite wicked and insane."
"Thank you, sir." I walked into this alley, which was quite long, three meters wide, and surrounded by pitch-black darkness. I walked in step by step, and when I got to the middle, I finally found a A black wooden door, this door looks quite old, I knocked on the door lightly, and suddenly the door opened, one looks like more than 50 years old, with a full face, shirtless, wearing strips on the lower body Black shorts.
"What are you doing? Knock knock knock, knock your uncle?" The guy with a thick face stared at me and asked, "What are you doing? Collecting protection money?"
"Brother, you are the one who collects the premium." I blushed a bit, and said weakly, "Brother, I'm here to buy incense."
This fleshy guy looked at me with his neck tilted and said, "Are you buying incense? Do you want to import or domestically produced?"
"Ah, there are really imports." I froze for a moment.
"That's for sure. These days, domestically produced milk powder is not safe, let alone this incense. This incense is something for ancestors to eat. If you add some waste oil to your ancestors, your ancestors will scold you to death. Anyway, it's right to be careful. .” The guy with a thick face explained it, and I asked, “Is it so particular?”
"That's for sure, little brother, you come in, I'll tell you slowly." The guy with a thick face pointed inside, and then walked in, and I followed, I went in and took a look, this place It should be regarded as a small workshop, specializing in printing ghost money, making paper figurines, and making incense and so on.
The man took a handful of incense from it and handed it to me, saying, "This is imported, one hundred for each, and I'll give you a discount."
"Fuck, isn't this just an ordinary incense? If you want me a hundred, why don't you grab it?" I was speechless when I saw this incense, but I didn't expect this big man to take out a kitchen knife from somewhere and stare at it. Looking at me, I said, "Grandpa Laozi's grandpa's grandfather is a foreigner. I have foreign blood. Isn't what I made a fucking import? Stop talking nonsense and leave with money. If you don't pay, don't leave."
"Brother, no, grandpa, you are not right, you are stealing money." I felt helpless, although this person looked strong and strong, but I could tell that he was over 50 years old, and it was too obvious to steal money. Arrogant, the man with a face full of flesh snorted, and said, "Okay, just pay the money obediently, neither of us wants to make things worse, right?"
"Day." I said, "50 yuan, no more, if you have more, you can hack me to death with your kitchen knife."
"Fresh, it's a deal." Unexpectedly, this person agreed immediately, and then handed me the incense, and I also took out a [-] piece from my wallet and gave it to him. My heart is also bleeding. You Ming snatched it, but is it still alive?
The big guy seemed to be in a good mood, so he said, "Don't act like you're being raped, and if someone bullies you in the future, report my name. Remember, my name is Miao Hu."
As soon as Miao Hu finished speaking, I suddenly felt a chill rising around me, and the temperature in this room was dropping extremely. My heart skipped a beat, and I realized that there might be something dirty nearby, so I said to Miao Hu: "There are ghosts nearby. Hurry up and get out." After I finished speaking, I took out the Liuding Liujia Xiexie Talisman from my wallet, and looked around carefully.
After hearing what I said, Miao Hu panicked, and said, "Ghost? My god, hold on, I'll call for someone." After speaking, he turned around and ran out of the house. I looked at his back and shook his head. Shaking my head, I don't expect him to call someone to help me. Then I looked around cautiously, for fear that some dirty things would rush out at any time.
[[69 Book Bar-www.69shu.com] PS: The mysterious Miao Hu appears, I hope everyone will throw more flowers, hehe. 】
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