Bai Gui Ye Xing

I was woken up early the next morning by Miao Hu. When I got up, I looked around and saw that Du Leinan had disappeared. Seeing that I woke up, Miao Hu said to me in a serious manner: "Last night we were saving souls. , how can you fall asleep?"

"Hey, big brother, didn't you sleep too?" I rolled my eyes at Miao Hu, and said speechlessly, Miao Hu rolled my eyes and said: "You know what a fart, I was out of my body yesterday..."

I watched Miao Hu started bragging again. He was obviously drunk after drinking two bottles of Lao Bai. He had to say that he was out of his body to save the earth. When it comes to getting out of his body, Du Leinan was really playing yesterday. Out of the body, Miao Hu and I chatted casually, the door suddenly opened, and it was Du Leinan who came in.

At this time, Du Leinan was pale and was wearing a suit. As soon as he saw Miao Hu and me, he walked up to me and said to Miao Hu, "Thank you for saving my life yesterday."

"It's okay, it's okay." I waved my hand, Miao Hu looked at me with a puzzled face when he heard this, I whispered the general story to Miao Hu, and then Miao Hu said: "Originally yesterday I should have helped out next time, but yesterday, a monster came out a hundred miles to the east yesterday, and my soul went out of my body to subdue the monster..."

Miao Hu talked so much about it, and even cast his soul out of his body to subdue demons, you thought you were Sun Dasheng, the three souls and seven souls are the most vulnerable, and it is easy to lose their souls, who dares to use their three souls and seven souls to play, and even use three souls to play? Hunqipo go out to subdue the demon, I will go.

But maybe it was because of what happened yesterday that he was so frightened that he hadn't recovered yet. Du Leinan really believed it, and he kept praising Miaohu's superb morality. Talking to these two makes my balls hurt.

Then a group of people carried the old man to the burial early in the morning. I am not interested in this. Miao Hu ran to pretend to be a master. It was noon after the burial. After lunch, Miao and I Tiger is ready to go back.

Before I left, I couldn't help it, so I asked Du Leinan why he and An Quan were dressed like dutiful sons. After Du Leinan told me, I really couldn't laugh or cry.

It turned out that these two people didn't know what to do. Two years ago, Durres accidentally mentioned the patron saint of his family, that is, the ghost spirit. This Durres said that his family's development is now full of this patron saint Credit, and then said that as long as he is recognized by himself, whoever will be protected by the guardian god Yunyun.

This may be because Mr. Durres said this because he was afraid that his two sons would treat him badly in his later years. Not to mention, these two people treated Durres very well later on, and both of them also wanted to get the legendary patron saint. He admitted it, but then Durres died inexplicably, and the two became impatient.

At first, they wanted to pretend to be more filial than the other party to gain the trust of the patron saint. Later, when they heard that they could see their father in the dark, they wanted to meet. Unfortunately, the two of them didn't know that the so-called patron saint was the ghost spirit. In the end, I also told him that the monster who wanted to kill him yesterday was the so-called patron saint of their family.

After listening to Du Leinan, he looked quite entangled, probably because he was entangled in his heart why a good patron saint of his family suddenly became a monster who wanted to kill him. Before I left, this Du Leinan asked me if I There is no way to find another ghost spirit to help him as a patron saint, so I asked him, are you short of money?

No shortage, he replied.

I feel that sometimes I really can't understand the thoughts of these rich people. They are already very rich and have no worries about food and clothing, but their desire for money is higher than that of many ordinary people. Anyway, I really don't understand of this behavior.

On the way home in the car with Miao Hu, Miao Hu also gave me 2000 yuan. It seems that I made [-] yuan this time. Miao Hu is very happy anyway. Of course he is happy. Serving like an uncle, I drank two bottles of Laobaigan and went to sleep directly at night. I made [-] yuan just like that, and everyone would be happy if I put it on anyone. In the end, when we returned to the university town.

Before leaving, Miao Hu patted me on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Next time there is such a good thing, I will definitely call you, haha." Miao Hu happily walked back to his small workshop after speaking. Looking at the guy's back, he shook his head.

I also walked home, and when I opened the door, I saw Mianma and Han Sifan studying cooking in the kitchen. When they were studying whether the cabbage should be steamed or braised, I came back to save my kitchen. What are these two girls? No way, as soon as I entered the house, I smelled a big smell of gas. I ran over and asked, the two of them had lit a fire, and I didn't know whether to put lard or vegetable oil.

Then I blew out the gas fire, and the two of them started discussing. I'm sorry, I came back early, otherwise Han Sifan will definitely be in the news headlines tomorrow.

I hurried over to turn off the gas, then opened the window to vent the air, Han Sifan gave me a blank look and said, "It's a big fuss, isn't it just a gas leak, as for that."

"That's right." Mianma echoed beside him.

"Grandma, what do you mean by a gas leak? It sounds like carelessness at best, but it's suicide at worst." Seeing Han Sifan like this, I suddenly felt that Mrs. Qiuxiang was actually pretty good, even though the food was difficult. I ate a little, but it is still not life-threatening. Han Sifan has to risk his life to cook. If you talk too much, you will be in tears.

I don’t know how Han Sifan, the violent girl, and the cute little girl named Mianma thought of cooking. After asking, I found out that these two people were bored at home. When watching TV, they saw a cooking show, and then Han Sifan had this thought in He Mianma.

Called these two people to the living room to sit down, and then I randomly fried a cabbage for them to eat. Han Sifan could eat it directly, but the noodles were not edible. Unexpectedly, Han Sifan took out a bowl and picked some The dish is in this bowl, take out a yellow talisman, light it, throw it into the bowl, and then you can eat this dish with noodles.

Then after the two of them finished eating, I started to tell them what happened to me in the past two days. After they finished listening, they didn't express anything, only Han Sifan's eyes flickered when he heard that the ghost spirit couldn't get close to Miaohu. .

The following days became dull again, I had nothing to cook for Han Sifan and Mianma, and watched TV with them, but they often grabbed the TV to watch, Mianma wanted to watch Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf, and Han Sifan wanted to watch it together Watching the meteor shower, both of them decide what to watch in a very girly way, rock-paper-scissors, and when I want to watch TV, Han Sifan will decide what to watch with me in a very manly way, that is heads-up, so I never watched the show I wanted to watch.