Bai Gui Ye Xing

It is now the third day since we came to Hell, what we didn't expect is that there are ten modern big cities in Hell, which are ten times larger than first-tier big cities like Chongqing and Beijing. What we are in is Yan Luo City, the mayor is Yama.

Not long after we were in that desert, a dozen or so ghost messengers dressed in ancient yamen clothes arrested us, saying that we were stowaways and wanted us to be reincarnated, and then more than 100 people were taken away.

Only the three of us are fine. When I asked, it turned out that the three of us were Mr. Yin Yang. At that time, my master asked me to pick a Taoist name when I was apprenticed. Mine was Batman, and Brother Xiang’s was Iron Man. .

This dao number was registered under the underworld at that time, and it was regarded as something like an ID card. The wandering ghosts in Yangjian are equivalent to fugitives from the underworld, and Mr. Yin Yang's job in Yangjian is to send those wandering ghosts to the underworld. , we are equivalent to the post of the police in the underworld, so the three of us can avoid reincarnation, as for what is wrong with Xu Qiang, we don't know.

Hey, even though I didn't need to reincarnate at that time, I didn't know how to get into the yang world, so I was so worried.

However, the treatment of Mr. Yin Yang in the underworld is still good, even if you die, you can still be a errand. At that time, several of the ghost errands were Mr. Yin Yang when they were alive, and they took special care of the three of us.

The three of us were in Yanluo City when we were released. This place is much bigger than cities like Chongqing. The strange thing is that there are no cars on the streets, more bicycles, and fewer cars than at the beginning of the last century. Similarly, only occasionally one or two paper cars dangled in front of us.

The three of us came from this prison, uh, I don’t know if the underworld is called a bureau, anyway, let’s call it like this first, we just got released from this prison and didn’t have much money, Brother Xiang stopped someone on the road The rather weak ghost asked: "Dude? Do you have any money?"

That ghost looks like he is about 25 years old, he looks like a nouveau riche, he nodded and took out a pile of coins and said, "Yes."[

Brother Xiang saw the pile of money and said, "Lend me [-] to [-] yuan for emergency, buddy, I just let it out."

The ghost got angry as soon as he heard it, and cursed: "Fuck, you look down on me too much. My dad is Li Gang, do you know that? Ask me to borrow two or three thousand? Do you think I'm a beggar? This is 3000 billion, take it first Come on, let’s talk if it’s not enough.” After speaking, he threw 3000 billion to Brother Xiang.

That powerful aura almost didn't scare the three of us to death, and threw us a few 3000 billion yuan, and then the three of us thought about it, and it was Mingbi who breathed a sigh of relief.

In fact, the underworld is not as scary as we thought. The only bad thing is that all colors are gray and white, as if there is only one color in the world. Of course, even so, there are still people who like this place, and Brother Xiang is one of them. , At this time, Brother Xiang took Han Sifan and me with popcorn to watch the concert jointly organized by Leslie Cheung and Huang Jiaju.

There were tens of thousands of ghosts at that time, me, brother Xiang, and Han Sifan were given the VIP seats because they were Mr. Yin Yang. Watching the concert co-organized by my brother and Jia Kui, the two idols were within reach , Paralyzed, this trip to the underworld is really not in vain, especially Brother Xiang, we have liked these two hall singers since we were young, but I didn’t expect to see a real ghost today, Brother Xiang was so excited that he yelled like a butcher.

After watching the concert, we went shopping again. The prices in the underworld are also a bit expensive. The concert ticket costs 500 billion yuan per person. Grandma’s, this is too fucking kneeling. I spend [-] million yuan as a piece of RMB for love. .

We’ve been playing for an unknown amount of time. There’s also a pedestrian street and a snack street here, but don’t blame me for making fun of it. The snack street is full of fucking incense. What’s the authentic smell? Like, when I entered the clothes shop in the pedestrian street, I was almost scared to death. It was all shrouds or paper clothes.

We were sung at the concert that made us feel that the hell is really good, and we lost all our thoughts. Instead, we thought about how to go back to the world.

I didn't ask how to get back to Yangjian when I came out of the bureau before. The three of us discussed it, and we still have to go back and ask how to get back.

This situation is very big, the gatekeeper is a 30-year-old ghost messenger, when the few of us walked inside, the ghost messenger said: "Why are you here, why are we here, are we just entering here casually? You guys come here."

The three of us glanced at each other, and when we walked up to the ghost messenger, Brother Xiang said with a smile all over his face, "Leader, come and smoke." This ghost almost got on.

Not to mention this ghost messenger, he was full of leadership, with Erlang's legs crossed, took a breath of Brother Xiang's cigarette, nodded with a smile and said, "Not bad, you can teach me, what are you guys doing here?"

"Leader, I'm a friend of the director's son, so why don't you come to see my uncle for something?" Brother Xiang said with a smile, but unexpectedly the ghost's expression changed, and he scolded loudly: "Our director's son has been reincarnated hundreds of times earlier. It's been a year, and you're lying, what are your plans!"

It’s hard work, day, brother Xiang must have forgotten that this is the underworld, I quickly said: "Actually, our master and your bureau chief are old friends, no, why don't we ask the bureau chief for something?"

In fact, at the beginning, he said that the director just wanted to scare the guard, but he didn't expect the guard to be so bad-tempered, so the guard nodded and said, "Show me the ID, what's your master's name?"[

Brother Xiang, Han Sifan and I had to take out a certificate of Mr. Yin Yang, which was temporarily made up for us by the ghost messengers when we were out of the game. After I handed it to the guard, I said: "Our master is called Wu. Nine."

Unexpectedly, this ghost almost fell off the chair when he heard my master's name, looked at the three of us with wide eyes and said, "Fuck, Wu Jiu? Are you sure you said it right?"

"Yeah." Brother Xiang and I nodded. The errand coughed, glanced at us and said, "You guys go across the street and wait for me."

After speaking, I walked into the bureau, I looked at the ghost's back, and asked Brother Xiang: "What should I do?"

Han Sifan frowned and said, "Go to the opposite side and wait for him to see what tricks he has."

The three of us waited for him across the street for 10 to [-] minutes before he came out of the bureau wearing a shroud, walked up to the three of us and whispered, "Follow me."

The three of us followed him for 10 minutes and entered a small alley, and then he whispered: "My name is Liu Peng, and I am your master's buddy. You are actually in danger now, and I will find a way to send you out. "