Bai Gui Ye Xing

The inexplicable Han Sifan

When I woke up the next day, I was sore all over. The fight yesterday was not just for fun. I rubbed the painful area. I saw that the time was almost eleven o'clock at noon. When I walked out of the room, I saw lying on the sofa. Brother Xiang, who was drooling and sleeping, shook his head.Please go to the fastest update

Opened the refrigerator, there were still some vegetables in it, knocked on Han Sifan's door, Han Sifan opened it quickly, and asked with a straight face when he saw me: "What's the matter?"

The voice was quite cold, and I was not happy at the time. I asked you, old woman, what you want to eat, do you want to make food for you, and you still have a hard face with me. It was the same a few days ago. I don’t know if she took the wrong medicine. .

I said, "Han Sifan, what are you doing? Is it fun to keep a straight face all day?"

"It's fun." Han Sifan closed the door after finishing speaking. I watched Han Sifan close the door, took a deep breath, and shook my head, not to be angry with her old lady. I have qualities, and besides, she is not me. Man, get mad at him.

Thinking of this made me feel a little better, but I was also a little disappointed. I took out the order and fried it casually, and then called Brother Xiang to eat.

Brother Xiang was wearing red boxers at the time, with a Mickey Mouse in the middle. After being called out in a daze, he wiped the saliva from his mouth and sniffed like a pig: "Is there any twice-cooked pork, love it You are Huizi, I want to eat."

After finishing speaking, he ran to the kitchen to get chopsticks in his flowery underwear. This guy likes to sleep in a pair of underwear, he doesn't like to wear clothes, so Han Sifan simply didn't catch him. If Han Sifan ran into him Not to mention just a foot.

Seeing brother Xiang happily eating twice-cooked pork, and saying things like "it's delicious, Huizi, I love you" from time to time, I shook my head, because he deserves to be alone all his life. [

The ancients once said that if you have no heart and no lungs, you will not be tired if you live. Now when I look at Brother Xiang, I feel that this ancient man is sincere and does not deceive me.

After eating, Brother Xiang sat on the sofa contentedly, looked at the gray and white sky outside, took out his cigarette and smoked comfortably, and said with a leadership style, "This is fucking life."

At this time, the door of Han Sifan's room was also opened, and a foot kicked Brother Xiang in the chest with lightning speed. Brother Xiang quickly put on his clothes, stood at attention and gave a non-standard military salute to Han Sifan, saying: " What instructions does the leader have?"

"Go shopping with me." After Han Sifan finished speaking, he was about to go out, Brother Xiang had a bitter expression on his face, didn't he, in his words, shopping is the most annoying thing.

Brother Xiang looked at me sharply and asked in a low voice, "Is there a conflict between you young couple?"

At that time, I held my breath inexplicably, and cursed: "You are the young couple, and your whole family is the young couple."

"Fuck, I'll just eat a double-cooked meat, whoever I provoked me." Brother Xiang looked innocent, and was finally dragged out by Han Sifan to go shopping. I can still recall Brother Xiang's pain that day His expression was almost like sending a death row prisoner to the execution ground.

I sat on the sofa at a loss, shook my head, smiled wryly, why am I angry?It's none of my business, you asked Brother Xiang to go shopping with you, why can't I ask a beautiful woman to come out and go shopping with me?

He took out his phone and called Jin Xishan. As soon as Jin Xishan heard that I asked her to go shopping with me, he said, "Xiao Huihui, I really want to go shopping with you, but now I am eating with my parents."

I called the magpie again, and the magpie said, "Xiao Huihui, I really want to go shopping with you too, but I'm doing laundry in the dorm right now."

I called Xia Yumeng again, and Xia Yumeng replied in the same way: "Xiao Huihui, I also really want to go shopping with you, but I'm talking and shopping outside now, so I can't accompany you, sorry."

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Paralysis, what the hell!I was so angry that I almost dropped my phone. I have only known so many old ladies for so many years. Who else can I turn to?

By the way, Li Shanshan, I called Li Shanshan, and this time I didn't give her a chance to refuse, so I just said, "I know you really want to go shopping with me, at the gate of the zoo, it's twelve o'clock at noon, see you scattered."

"Ah, Brother Hui, what's the matter with you?" Li Shanshan asked strangely. Maybe it was because of my sudden phone call. Actually, I didn't have much contact with Li Shanshan during my sophomore year. I called to ask her how she was doing recently, but I didn't take the initiative to ask her out. [

"I miss you." After I finished speaking, I hung up the phone, but I still shook my head, Han Sifan, oh Han Sifan, what a headache.

But I'm not such a pessimistic person. Since Li Shanshan has already been called out, it's impossible for me to dress up like a bad brother.

I changed into a pair of blue jeans and a blue and white plaid shirt, and deliberately ran to a barber shop downstairs to have my hair washed and blown a handsome hairstyle.

Looking at my own face in the mirror, not to mention being handsomer than Takeshi Kaneshiro, it's probably okay to be better than Aaron Kwok, it's perfect.

When I arrived at the zoo at twelve o'clock, Li Shanshan seemed to have arrived a long time ago. I haven't seen her for nearly half a year. This girl looks more mature.

She was wearing a white T-shirt and shorts. It was already getting cold in October, but she really looked good in this way, showing off her curvy figure.

At this time, she was standing there with a white bag looking around, as if waiting for someone, I walked over, Li Shanshan saw me, smiled and walked towards me.

"Brother Hui, long time no see." Li Shanshan smiled when she saw me and said, "Why are you so handsome today?"

"Isn't this looking for a beautiful woman to go shopping? You can't lose the beauty's face." I laughed a little, looked at her and said with a little sigh: "Yes, you are so big in a flash."

"Tch, it sounds like you are much older than me." Li Shanshan looked at me and shook her head.

There was nothing to say, or rather, I didn’t know what to say, so we just chatted and went shopping and playing everywhere. Fortunately, Li Shanshan paid for things and clothes by herself.

At that time, I went in with her as a man, and then she paid, not to mention how contemptuous the conductor looked at me. For these people with such powerful eyes, I usually adopt the hehe system, brother, I am a potential stock.

After chatting, we went to a milk tea shop in the shopping mall and ordered two cups of milk tea. We were tired after shopping for so long. Li Shanshan and I sat down at a random place after we entered. Where's the girlfriend?"

"Girlfriend?" I looked at Li Shanshan strangely, Li Shanshan nodded and said, "Didn't you tell me that you liked that girl named Han Sifan very much?"

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