Bai Gui Ye Xing

"Excuse me, is forensics hard work. wwv m)" I looked at this beauty and asked.

Then they explained to me what I was going to do in the future.

Don't say anything, after I listened to it, I fucking wanted to scold people, Wu Jiu, that bastard, it's fine if he doesn't give me a lucrative job like Brother Xiang, even if it's a criminal policeman, he's out there arresting people every day I also admitted it, but I was actually assigned to such a physical evidence department.

The physical evidence department is composed of you watching some of the fingerprints in those crime-solving films, collecting hair, and judges.

There are four of us in total, Chen Qingyi, Huang Xiaoxiao, Xu Dian, and me. Chen Qingyi is doing toxicology testing, that is, testing blood, hair, etc.

Forensic doctor Xu Dian, I don't need to explain too much about this, but Huang Xiaoxiao is doing pathological examination, that is, he slices human organs and studies them.

And the evidence collection I was assigned was the hardest part of our Physical Evidence Department. It was the extra characters in crime-solving films, the ones lying on the ground looking for hair, or collecting nails.

Everyone, don't think this job is easy. I heard them roughly say that even if it is a theft case, you have to squat on the ground for two or three hours to find it. If it is a murder case, you have to search for two or three days.

And they all squatted on the ground for twelve hours, stood up and relaxed for a while when they were tired, and then squatted down to continue. This is not only hard work, it is hard work. [

"Dude, don't say anything, let's go, eat, you can eat whatever you want, buddy, I will never say anything." That Xu Dian hugged me so excited that he was dying, Huang Xiaoxiao knocked him on the head and said: "Come on , When I get back from work, I will cook vegetables for you to eat, now I will take a sample, work, and talk about it after work!"

"Then what am I doing now?" I asked.

Xu Dian said: "You can just take a rest, basically there is no work for you in this office, you are only called when you have a task!"

"Okay." I nodded, feeling relieved.

As Huang Xiaoxiao said, she walked to the refrigerator next to her and took out a can of Coke and threw it to me, saying, "Drink some iced Coke, it's hot today." After speaking, she took out another can of Coke wrapped in a clinker bag pork liver.

"Go back to fry pork liver tonight." I looked at Huang Xiaoxiao and asked. Organs, we took them back for sampling!"

I was drinking Coke at the time, and I spit it out all at once, Huang Xiaoxiao shook his head, turned around and began to fiddle with himself.

Xu Dian seemed to be quite idle, so he sat next to me and handed him a cigarette and said, "Just get used to it, not to mention the human liver, even urine and feces are put in here, that guy Chen Qingyi took some time ago Wrong, I even drank a lot of urine!"

"Pfft." I vomited again, and quickly threw away the Coke in my hand. Xu Dian seemed to be quite talkative, and chatted with me like a machine gun, and I also roughly knew the situation of the three of them.

The three of them used to live together. The three of them had just graduated from university three years ago, and they were assigned to this department together and have been working together.

Chen Qingyi is a nerd and works all day long. She is 25 years old and has no girlfriend. Huang Xiaoxiao is a rich second generation. Her father is an entrepreneur. Her family is quite rich, and her family also opposes her doing this, but she likes.

According to Xu Dian's words, he has performed the word "perfect" to the fullest, and how many girls are crazy about him.

At that time, Huang Xiaoxiao, who was not far away, said to me: "The guy next to you is an anatomy madman. He wants to dissect things all day long. If he doesn't dissect something every day, he feels uncomfortable!"

"Professional habits, I can understand." Although I said this in my mouth, I was cursing and paralyzed in my heart. I am not a normal person, what the hell.

The day passed quickly, and they asked me to go out for dinner for three days at noon, but I refused because I had no appetite. I was hungry all day in the office, and the day's work finally ended. [

"Brother, come and sit with us." Xu Dian took my hand and walked outside, and I asked, "Where do you live?"

"Wanfu Building!"

Well, it turns out that these three people are the neighbors of Brother Xiang and I. I followed them to their house, which is downstairs from our house.

The house was sponsored by Huang Xiaoxiao's father, and the layout was the same as the house of Brother Xiang and me, and it was luxuriously decorated.

"Huizi, sit whatever you want, I'll get some food." Huang Xiaoxiao was a nice person, and after entering the room, he put on an apron and went to the kitchen to get food.

It suddenly occurred to me that Brother Xiang should be off work too, so I asked Xu Dian, "What, I have a buddy who lives with me, it's upstairs, can I ask him to come down to eat too!"

Xu Dian asked: "Is it also from our bureau?"

I nodded: "Well, the traffic policeman just arrived today!"

"Call me, there are so many people, Lao Chen, go downstairs and bring up two boxes of beer, forget it, you are so small, beer can carry you, I will go." Xu Dian seemed to be in a particularly good mood, and ran away by himself Go down and carry the beer.

Seeing that he didn't object, I picked up the phone and called Brother Xiang. The call was connected quickly, and Brother Xiang asked in a low voice, "What's the matter!"

"Brother Xiang, come downstairs to 18-8, mix food and drink." After I finished speaking, Brother Xiang said oh on the phone and hung up.

I listened to Brother Xiang's tone and thought something was wrong, and soon there was a knock on the door. I walked over and opened the door to see that Brother Xiang had several shoe prints on his body.

"Damn it, Brother Xiang, someone beat you." I was angry and numb when I saw it, Brother Xiang pointed inside and said, "Go in and talk!"

Chen Qingyi, and Huang Xiaoxiao also came out, I introduced them to each other, then Brother Xiang sat on the sofa, crossed his legs and said: "The traffic police are really not human, they are paralyzed!"

"Can we change jobs?" I whispered.

"Don't interrupt." Brother Xiang glared at me and said, "Aren't I on duty today? Standing on West Street, a broken car with a speed of about [-] yuan scratched me. If you say he just apologized, it would be fine." Now, guess what that thing said!"

"A man with long hair got out of the car. He scolded me when he got off, saying I don't have eyes, and that I can't afford to crash his luxury car. He's paralyzed. When he gets more than [-] yuan, he will become a luxury man." The car stopped, and then he came up and kicked me!"

I looked at the footprints on Brother Xiang and asked, "I'm depressed about this, I'll go and clean him up for you!"

"Mao, no matter what, I came out of the police academy, and I can't be a non-mainstream." Brother Xiang frowned and said, "That thing is still lying in the hospital, with a few broken bones, asking me for medical expenses , I am so worried."