Bai Gui Ye Xing

Well, I studied for more than ten minutes, but the sound I made was as harsh as killing a pig. Han Sifan glanced at me and cursed: "What a waste." My sister talked about the general essentials, and then started blowing. Although my blowing was not as good as my sister's, it still felt good.

"Cut, blowing this thing is useful. I'm good at dancing." Then my sister played the lusheng in the square, and I learned their dance from the Miao girls not far away. I danced for a while , I almost missed my old waist.

Forget it, it seems that I am really not a material for playing art.

Just when I lamented that I am not an artist, suddenly a black and thin man jumped out of the crowd, estimated to be only 1.5 meters, looked 25 to [-] years old, ugly, looks like a textbook dick .

The man jumped out and sang in A-mei's direction: "A-mei, I'm so annoyed when I miss you, it's hard to finish half a bowl of rice, eating is like swallowing sand, eating wine and meat is like eating salt!"

My sister's face darkened when she heard this, and she didn't speak, neither did the other Miao people, and looked towards us.

I don't understand what's going on, but this song is quite familiar. When I was in high school, a buddy was from the Miao nationality. He taught me to sing this song all day long. It's okay to sing at the head office, and I will also sing to my sister.

"Auntie, I miss you more often. I can't get enough of tea and food. Eating is like swallowing sand. Eating wine and meat is like taking medicine!"

Unexpectedly, my sister blushed when she heard this, and she sang in my direction: "Brother, that, I miss you so much that my heart burns, I miss you so much that I get sick, I take a look in the mirror, and my face fades." More than half!" [

"Hey, sister, I sing well, don't you?" I asked with a smile on my face, sister's face was red to the ears, and I didn't think much about it at the time, sister bowed her head and nodded.

But the black-faced Mrs. Wu seemed to be insulted, pointing at me for a long time speechless, snorting, turned around and left.

Han Sifan looked at me and said indifferently: "Idiot!"

"What?" I looked at Amei's appearance, and Han Sifan's appearance, and I was a little puzzled.

Han Sifan walked up to me and whispered: "The song you sang just now is a song sung by Miao men and women in love. The man sang this song just now to express his love to my sister. If my sister disagrees, I will not Sing!"

"You sang to my sister again just now, but my sister sang back to you. In the eyes of the Miao people, you two are lovers. The man just now is equivalent to being robbed of your favorite woman by you, so you just sang Angry face!"

After Han Sifan finished explaining, I was stunned, mother, I swear I'm not pretending to be stupid, I really don't know, I remember the buddy who taught us to sing this song in high school and sang it when he saw a girl, it turned out to be That's it, it's time.

Seeing Amei's shy appearance, I suddenly felt like jumping into the Yellow River would not be able to wash away the feeling, cheating.

I stroked the back of my head and said, "That sister, I feel..."

A-mei lowered her head and said, "Well, Brother Chen, I understand." After she finished speaking, she raised her head and smiled at me with her eyes wide open, with a happy look on her face.

What do you understand, I glanced at Han Sifan next to me, Han Sifan also looked at me like an idiot, his eyes seemed to say he deserved it.

I shook my head, shit, why am I so depressed, Amei, a beautiful girl, didn’t call me a loser, and I’m a dick, pretending to be a b, it’s not those pig feet in the novel, who are called losers when they are taken advantage of by women.

Thinking of this, anyway, I am not at a disadvantage, and I feel at ease immediately.

But after being teased by that Wu Dalang, I lost my mood for playing, so I said to my sister: "My sister, take me and sister Fan to find a Gu raiser first!"

A-mei seemed to be in a good mood, she nodded and led the way without speaking. [

Later, A-mei asked a few people in front, and then stopped at one of the few third-floor gates in the center of the Miao Village. She said, "This is the residence of the Gu-raiser Ah Lang that Grandma Zhang said!"

This time it’s not easy for A-mei to knock on the door. A-mei also seemed to be a little afraid of this Gu raiser, so I pointed to a restaurant across from this room and said, “A-mei, where are you? The two of us are waiting inside, Han Sifan and I go in to find him!"

"Yeah." A-mei's face relaxed a lot after hearing what I said.

Then Amei ran to the steps of the hotel opposite and sat down, looking at me and Han Sifan, I was about to ask her why she didn't go in, but suddenly thought that I probably had no money, and when I was about to take out my wallet, Han Sifan Stopped my hand, winked at me and whispered: "This girl will definitely not ask you for money!"

I suddenly understood that although the people in the mountains are poor, they also have dignity. Even though my sister and I are already familiar with each other, I feel a little disrespectful to her when I give her money like this. There is nothing to be ashamed of at the door.

Before I went in, I looked back at my sister. My sister was in a daze with her chin in her hands, and she smirked from time to time. When I smiled, the door walked in.

"Where did the guests come from, and what world did they come from!"

As soon as the two of us entered, we saw a 70-year-old Miao old man sitting on a chair with a cigarette stick and squinting his eyes and asked us.

This sentence has many meanings. It is not asking where you come from, but which world you are from.

Of course, this world is not the realm of the underworld. Mr. Yin-Yang's business of catching ghosts is also called the Yin-Yang Realm, which means that it is different from the world of ordinary people.

Han Sifan stepped forward and cupped his hands and said: "I am a yin and yang person, ventilating water, understanding yin and yang, knowing the gossip, understanding the five elements, and getting the theory of fortune, so I am a scattered person!"

The first sentence of Han Sifan's sentence is a yin and yang person, which means himself. Of course, a yin and yang person is not a eunuch, but a person from the yin and yang world.

To ventilate water, understand yin and yang, know gossip, name the five elements, and get numerology, which means that we are Taoists, and the last sentence is for Sanren, which means that we are folk yin and yang, not people with sects like Maoshan Longhushan.

"Onmyoji." The old man looked at us suspiciously, and we both nodded. I also read a lot of information. The name of Mr. Yinyang is the name of ordinary people or Mr. Yinyang himself, while many others are old. In fact, his predecessors prefer to be called Onmyoji.

"Why did you two come to see me as an old man?" The cunning man named A Lang looked unhappy, as if he didn't welcome us very much.