Bai Gui Ye Xing

If this Zen stick is really left by the sixth patriarch Huineng, it is really a treasure. Let alone it is a sharp weapon for killing demons and demons. Its history of thousands of years is still something left by Master Huineng before. Let’s hype it up When the antique is sold, it is estimated that it will be enough for me to eat for a lifetime.

Fang Shineng looked at Brother Xiang and me and asked, "Where is the monster?"

Brother Xiang and I looked at each other and said in unison: "There are no monsters!"

"It's like this, just now my buddies and I saw a big dog in the backyard, why don't we go to you and ask for it to eat dog meat!" Brother Xiang explained with dancing, and I nodded again and again.

Fang Shineng was still nervous at first, but he breathed a sigh of relief when he heard Brother Xiang's words, and said, "So that's the case! It scared me to death, so I said there are no monsters, just beat the dog if you beat the dog, lie to me What are you talking about monsters! Come on, this dog looks quite big, the meat should be very old, take it in and let us eat the stew!"

In fact, I really can’t blame Fang Shineng’s poor eyesight. This fox demon’s whole body was bloody, and the outer flesh had already fallen to the ground because it wanted to sacrifice blood in the end, and her tail was several meters away. It was dark, and Fang Shineng didn't see it either.

Fang Shineng carried the fox demon's body and walked to the kitchen. Brother Xiang and I looked at each other, and I said, "Dude, eat this dog meat slowly. I have something to do, so let's go first!"

"Don't! Damn, this monster's meat is very nourishing!" Brother Xiang glared at me and said in a low voice, Fang Shineng also said: "That can't be done, this dog meat was beaten by you, eat it together !"

As soon as Fang Shi was able to go in, he started to light a fire. Brother Xiang and I also hurriedly threw the two tails outside on the street, and then cleaned up the signs of the fight in the yard. [

We also discussed it, and now we stay and wait for the other fox demon, and when she comes back, we can clean it up all at once.

The two of us ran into the kitchen and saw that Fang Shineng had cut the fox demon's body into small pieces. He was very skilled with the knife, and he was quick at washing the meat.

Brother Xiang and I sat down at the dinner table and chatted at leisure, so I asked Fang Shineng: "Your sword skills are pretty good! You have trained as a cook before!"

Fang Shineng shook his head, and said with a smirk: "What's the matter! In the past, the business in this ruined temple was poor, and there were people who didn't finish their meal. If you have nothing to do, you can buy some dog meat. These days are considered leisurely!"

I was very puzzled and asked: "I said, why do you have to be a monk! In this society, it is extremely chic to go out and do something casually, so you have to be a monk!"

"That's not right!" Fang Shineng gritted his teeth when he heard my words, and said, "I was cheated. I heard that the monks in Shaolin Temple earn tens of thousands of yuan a month. They eat, drink, prostitute and gamble every day. It's okay. You can still beat tourists, and when you get old, you can become some kind of eminent monk, and then chat with some high-ranking officials and rich people who come to pray for Buddha every day, beat farts and take away your daughter!"

When I heard this, I nodded. Don’t say anything. With this treatment, I would also like to be a monk. The monks now don’t get up at five o’clock in the morning like those monks in the past, and they have to practice every day. of.

"At that time, I went to Nanhua Temple to apply for a job as a monk, and finally I was assigned to such a shitty place!" Fang Shineng said with a sad face: "I don't know why? This temple has no incense at all, and it occupies a large area. In the central area of ​​Chengdu, the demolition brigade did not demolish it, I hope every day that this dilapidated place will be demolished, and let me go back to those big temples and become a monk!"

"You only want to be a monk in this life!" Brother Xiang said, "As far as your honor is concerned, it is absolutely no problem to become an actor!"

"You mean I'm handsome!" Fang Shineng looked at Brother Xiang excitedly.

Brother Xiang shook his head and said, "No, I mean that those anti-Japanese dramas like you the most to play Little Japan, skinny as cannon fodder, fat head and big ears as traitor!"

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We chatted with Fang Shineng in this way, and soon the broth of the fox demon was stewed, and a whole big iron pot was full of broth and meat. After all, such a big monster, we hurriedly took it I took a sip of the broth, and it was actually quite similar to dog meat, but it also had a faint sweet taste.

I drank three bowls in a row, and I don't know if it was a psychological effect. I felt that my neck, which was still a little sore, felt much more comfortable.

Fang Shineng can also drink quite well, he drank four or five bowls!Brother Xiang is exaggerating, there should be eight bowls.Although it is a small bowl, he basically has to go to the toilet after drinking a little. At first, I was puzzled why Brother Xiang was drinking this soup so desperately, but after listening to Brother Xiang, I realized that this stuff strengthens yang and nourishes kidneys. [

After drinking the broth, our stomachs were also bulging. The three of us ran to the mat in the hall outside to lie down. There was still a little breeze in the middle of the night, and the three of us fell asleep while lying down.

When I woke up the next day, I was woken up by someone.

I opened my eyes in a daze and looked around. It was Brother Xiang who was shaking me. I yawned and asked, "What time is it, Brother Xiang!"

"Stop playing, that guy is here!" Brother Xiang whispered to me. When I heard it, I stood up immediately, looked around, and there was no one in the hall. I asked, "Where is anyone?"

"Where's in the kitchen? That guy has money, now Fang Shi can walk behind him like his grandson?" Brother Xiang narrowed his eyes and said, "This is not the main thing. The most important thing is that there is a girl who came with her. of!"

"Female!" I frowned, Brother Xiang nodded and said, "She smells musty!"

"Could it be the accomplice of that monster from yesterday!" Brother Xiang and I looked at each other. As soon as Brother Xiang and I thought of this, we immediately ran towards the kitchen.

I opened the door and ran in to see, Fang Shineng was giving a soup to Shi Cheng and a beautiful woman?This woman looks about 20 years old!She is extremely beautiful, and her demeanor is more charming than many big stars.

Just like Brother Xiang said, there was a light black evil spirit around her body, which should be the reason for the remaining monster.

But now I don’t have an attack spell on me, and Brother Xiang hasn’t set up an formation, so I don’t have the capital to fight this monster at all. I winked at Brother Xiang and motioned him to find yesterday’s Zen stick, which is in the hall. ?Brother Xiang still slept with that baby Zen stick yesterday.

Brother Xiang nodded, turned around and ran out, Fang Shineng saw us coming in, Brother Xiang ran away again, and said strangely: "You two are awake, by the way, let me introduce you, this is a distinguished guest of our temple , Mister Cheng!"

"My dear guest, bah!" I asked with a blank look, "What is your grandson doing here?"