Bai Gui Ye Xing

I opened my eyes in a daze, my head hurt like hell, I checked the time, I wiped it, it was already twelve o'clock at noon, and I looked around, we were lying in the hall of Xu Dian's house?I lay on the sofa, but there was no one in the hall, so I rubbed my head.

Get up and look around, this is not my house!It turned out to be Xu Dian's family, and there was even a wedding photo taken by Xu Dian and Huang Xiaoxiao hanging on the TV. They were smiling sweetly. I went to Xu Dian's door and knocked.

If I used to be able to go in directly, but now they are all married, what if the young couple are doing 'morning exercises'?

After a while, the door opened. Xu Dian looked at me with messy hair and hazy eyes. He looked at me and said in a daze, "Huizi, good morning!"

Although he said with a smirk on his face: "My wife is inside, so I won't invite you to sit in!"

"Understood, understood!" I also smiled, just want to say goodbye?Suddenly something is wrong.

I saw a foot sticking out from under Xu Dian's bed, and my expression changed. This sock is yellow, and there is SpongeBob SquarePants on it. Isn't this brother Xiang's sock? I can recognize this kid to death. When I occasionally do housework at home, I do the laundry, Brother Xiang washes the dishes, and only Brother Xiang’s socks are poisoned.

I hurriedly made a face at Xu Dian, pouted my mouth in the direction of that foot, Xu Dian looked back, his face turned pale, and whispered to me: "Where are my wife and I doing morning exercises just now? If I let her know that there is someone under the bed, I will die!"

"Then what should I do!" I also asked Xu Dian in a low voice, paralyzed, what kind of plane is Brother Xiang doing!Why did they get under the couple's bed and lie down, seeing the foot still swinging from side to side, guess Brother Xiang hasn't woken up yet? [

"Calm down, you must be calm!" Xu Dian just finished speaking and Huang Xiaoxiao in the room said loudly: "Husband, Huizi came in after she was born, what are you doing outside!"

"What about Huizi and I talking about? Men's affairs, women don't care!" Xu Dian replied stiffly, Huang Xiaoxiao chuckled: "Come on, we will see how I deal with you later, Huizi is not an outsider, There is no need to save face for you!"

After speaking, Huang Xiaoxiao came out wearing a pink pajamas, looked at me with a smile, pointed into the room and said, "Come in and sit for a while!"

In the past, how could I have the nerve to drill in!But now, if I really don’t want to go in, I have no choice but to bite the bullet and say, “Then respect is worse than obedience!”

Then I quickly got in. I haven't been in this room before. Although I have come to play at Xu Dian's house before, this is Huang Xiaoxiao's room before. There are three rooms in this room. Huang Xiaoxiao is a woman, so the room is the largest , Now that they are going to get married, they will naturally move to this house.

This room is decorated in pink, the room is very big, besides the bed, there is also a small sofa, I ran to sit on the sofa, and saw Brother Xiang's foot stretched back, I felt relieved immediately Tone, now I have to figure out a way with Xu Dian to transport this guy away.

"Huizi, do you want some coffee?" Huang Xiaoxiao saw me sitting down and asked me. Xu Dian also sat next to me. I wanted to say no, but suddenly I saw Brother Xiang's head from Got out from under the bed, still snoring?Fortunately, there is a TV in the room behind their bedroom?The voice was quite loud, and Huang Xiaoxiao turned his back to Brother Xiang, so he didn't see it.

"Drink, you must drink! If you don't drink it, you don't drink it!" Xu Dian promised me on my behalf: "Daughter-in-law, go and make the Tieguanyin I stole when I go home and give Huizi a drink. The coffee will refresh you!"

"Tieguanyin is tea, idiot!" Huang Xiaoxiao scolded, turned around and walked out of the bedroom to make tea for us. I looked at Xu Dian beside me, his forehead was covered with sweat, and he spoke incoherently up.

Everyone, please don’t think that we are making a fuss over a molehill. You can imagine that after you and your daughter-in-law have sex, and finally find that your buddy has been staying under your bed, what would your reaction be, er, except for the cuckold.

Anyway, Huang Xiaoxiao's temperament will kill Xu Dian, and Xu Dian, from his face, birthday, horoscope, five elements, eight trigrams, heaven and earth, etc., finally came to a conclusion that his wife is strict.

"Brother, hurry up and find a way, my wife will really kill me, if she finds the keyboard where I have to kneel for an hour at the last time!" Xu Dian whispered to me, I gave him a blank look and said: "You As for what!"

"Why not!" Xu Dian was about to pull Brother Xiang out as he said, as if he wanted to pull Brother Xiang out, I hurriedly stopped him and asked, "Why did you bring him out!"

"Take him out!"

I asked: "Your daughter-in-law is right outside the door, how do you take her out!" [

Xu Dian said, "I really can't dance!"

"Brother, this is the nineteenth floor!"

This is not a Jackie Chan movie, who the hell is flying around on those tall buildings!

"The tea is ready, authentic Tieguanyin!"

Huang Xiaoxiao walked in with two cups of tea, and Xu Dian and I hurriedly sent Brother Xiang back. Huang Xiaoxiao saw Xu Dian and I's actions and asked, "What are you two doing?"

"It's nothing, it's nothing. Since you want to visit, you have to visit it thoroughly. There is really no dust under your bed, it's so clean!" I wiped my cold sweat and said hehe.

"Really!" Huang Xiaoxiao looked at me strangely and said, "I never do housework! Is it possible that Old Xu will do housework so consciously!"

Suddenly Xu Dian stood up, smiled solemnly at Huang and said, "Daughter-in-law, in front of your friends and even Huizi, I can pretend to be a strict wife to save you, but as a dignified man, You can't do housework!"

I whispered from the side: "You are really pretending thoroughly!"

Of course, Xu Dian didn't hear my words. Huang Xiaoxiao sat next to Xu Dian. Just as I was about to speak, a singing voice came from under the bed: "The boundless end of the world is my love, the endless green hills The flowers are blooming under my feet, what kind of rhythm is the most swaying, what kind of singing is the most joyful, the winding river comes from the sky, and flows to the sea of ​​colorful colors..."

"Who is singing!" Huang Xiaoxiao looked at the bed and shouted. Xu Dian looked at me anxiously. My ringtone, how about it, it sounds good!"

I secretly scolded Brother Xiang in my heart, just sleep well when you sleep!Damn it's still singing, I'll go.

I pretended to pick up the phone from under the bed, but Brother Xiang was very cooperative and stopped singing soon.

But Huang Xiaoxiao said: "Huizi, stop downloading these songs, it's too ugly!"

"That's it, that's it!" I wiped off my cold sweat and nodded, and suddenly, a head came out from under the bed, Brother Xiang asked in a daze, "What time is it now!"