Bai Gui Ye Xing

"Master, why did you ask Xiang Ge to fall in love with that girl?" The three of us hired a taxi. As soon as we got in the car, I asked the master in the front passenger seat. Anyone with a discerning eye could see that, My master seems to be deliberately matching these two people.

"You know what a fart, this little girl's family is so rich, I can still do things when I'm young, it's nothing, I'm old, I'll wait for you two to support me, I don't think your virtue will be much when I'm old Good luck, I don't want to find a way to make myself a richer apprentice daughter-in-law, how will I eat and drink spicy food when I get old?" My master squinted his eyes, as if he was very happy.

Brother Xiang said unhappily: "Cut, don't you know how to find a rich chick?"

My master glared at Brother Xiang. Although he was in the car, he still carefully looked around and scolded, "If you say this in front of your teacher's mother, I will die. Fuck, you should seize the opportunity yourself." , that chick's life is very good, and her fortune is good, "

Helpless, I can only despise my shameless master infinitely, dammit, I am too embarrassed to be a badass but let my apprentice do it, Brother Xiang doesn't have any opinion after seeing it, his eyes are in a daze, he is probably thinking about what to do To that chick.

In the next few days, brother Xiang and I followed the master's buttocks in circles. This old grandson likes to run around. During the period, he went to visit Grandpa Fang. A week passed, and finally, Xu Dian was ushered in. And Huang Xiaoxiao's wedding.

The day before the wedding, I informed the two of us that we would come to help arrange the venue, no matter what, we are good buddies and we can’t be ambiguous when we get married. We were dumbfounded when we went to see it. Damn, it’s too big. Xu Dian’s father took it directly A hall of a five-star hotel, the venue is set up like a star's concert, with a stage and lighting. It is said that tomorrow there will be a second-tier star singing to add to the fun.

The best man is Chen Qingyi, and the bridesmaid is Huang Dingding. We went to the venue to help with the arrangement the day before. In fact, the arrangement was nothing more than blowing up two balloons. I didn’t help with anything else. I originally wanted to invite Xu Dian out for a drink that night. I wish him farewell to being single.

However, it is said that too many relatives and friends have come from all over the world. Originally, the two families are rich people. There is a saying that no one asks you if you are poor in the downtown area, but you have distant relatives in the deep mountains when you are rich. Xu Dian and Huang Xiaoxiao Accompany relatives everywhere, even the best man and bridesmaid can't leave.

I got up early the next morning, put on a newly bought suit, combed my hair like a dog, looked at myself in the mirror, I felt pretty good, Brother Xiang was similar, wearing a suit He was wearing a white suit, with a rose on his left chest, and his hair was done in a big way, as if he was getting married.

There is only Wu Jiu, paralyzed, I really don't want to take him to embarrass himself, he is wearing a white T-shirt, a pair of black shorts, and there is a small hole in the bottom of the shorts, which I accidentally made when I was smoking the day before yesterday, because the pants are black, Usually I can't tell it, but Wu Jiu is wearing yellow underwear and shorts, hey, it makes me cry, wearing a pair of slippers I snatched from me, and followed us to the wedding.

When I was at the entrance of the hall, I took a look, and all the people walking in were in suits and leather shoes. Brother Xiang and I were the same, only Wu Jiu, who hadn't washed his face in the morning, had a big lump of eye feces in the corner of his eyes, I don't know What is he thinking.

But no matter what, he is also my master. We Mr. Yin and Yang are traditional, and the teacher is the father. If you go out to eat with your father, you still think he is ugly and embarrassing you, so Brother Xiang and I didn’t say anything.

"Sir, I'm sorry, today is the wedding of Mr. Xu Dian and Ms. Huang Xiaoxiao, and no one else is allowed to enter." A lady of etiquette who received red envelopes at the door stopped us. She was not targeting Brother Xiang and me. But for my master.

"Here, we are attending a wedding, and this is a red envelope," Brother Xiang and I each took out a red envelope and handed it to the hostess. Although we said that we would not give red envelopes when we got married, that was just talking.

"Please come in, both of you. As for this gentleman's appearance, I'd better not go in," said the hostess lady very politely, speaking in a friendly voice.

I was a little unhappy when I heard that, no matter what, it’s my master, it’s too embarrassing to directly say that there is something wrong with the instrument, but my master is a murderer, a fierce man who can kill zombies with one move, he snorted softly, From his trouser pocket, he took out a large handful of hundred-yuan bills.

There are a lot of them, at least there are more than 100 at least. Miss etiquette saw it, and her eyes lit up. My master took the money and shook it in front of Miss Yi and said: "Pay attention to your words, you can eat here today Both are distinguished guests from both sides, how can there be poor people?"

The hostess looked apologetic, and finally my master nodded in satisfaction, and then put the money in his trouser pocket, and was about to go in. The hostess immediately stopped her with her hand, smiled and said: "Sir, that Red envelope,"

Seeing that my master was so embarrassing, I couldn't bear it anymore, so I whispered: "Master, big brother, what can you do if you just give me some money, what about the money you just had?"

"I just took it out and put it in b, and I didn't say I would give red envelopes," the master asked with a puzzled look on his face, "Could it be that you have to give red envelopes when you get married?"

"Aren't you talking nonsense?" I rolled my eyes at my master, and the lady of etiquette became embarrassed, and suddenly a man in his 50s came out of the room, with a vicissitudes on his face, reminding the slightly fat middle-aged man, as soon as he came out He asked the hostess, "what's the matter?"

"Director Huang, this guy wants to go in without giving a red envelope," Miss Etiquette really wanted to know this middle-aged man, and hurriedly complained.

Huang Dong, I saw that this should be the father of Huang Xiaoxiao and the others. Oh my god, it’s so embarrassing. Just as I was about to explain, this Huang Dong sternly yelled at Miss Etiquette: "Nonsense, who is the guest coming to dinner?" Those who want red envelopes are just a wish, I, Huang, when will I be short of those red envelopes?"

The last sentence is quite powerful, and as expected of a rich man with a net worth of over [-] million, he feels different when he speaks.

A billionaire's daughter gets married, and a guy who looks like a hooligan doesn't give a red envelope and wants to go in for dinner. How would most people react?

I guess it feels like the billionaire will find someone to beat this guy up immediately, but that is probably something that nouveau riche like to do, and the Huang Dong in front of him is obviously not that kind of nouveau riche, he is looking at my master with a pleasant face Question: "Little brother, is it a little difficult recently, it's okay, I will go in and eat casually later, when I was young, I was not much better than you, and I also liked to eat mixed banquets, haha,"