Bai Gui Ye Xing

"I know what a fart, it seems to be spanked by someone with a relationship in the longevity area," I shook my head, I know what a fart.

"Crap, it does matter. We have met both lieutenant generals. Is there any lieutenant general? Go back and get him," Brother Xiang turned around and was about to leave. I grabbed him, thought for a while and said, "Hurry up What, it’s not bad for a few days, let’s talk about it when we go back during the Chinese New Year.”

Paralysis, isn't beating Brother Xiang's father the same as beating my father? Although I was quite angry in my heart, I still endured it. After all, we are still a small police officer when we go back. At most, we are members of a supernatural team. Although he passed the exam, the appointment has not yet come down after all.

I pulled Brother Xiang to find a room in the guest house and rested.

Early the next morning, a soldier walked into my room with two military uniforms and told us to change them. It was strange that we needed to wear military uniforms to join the Monster Hunting Bureau.

These are all green military uniforms. After Brother Xiang and I changed into them, I felt quite handsome. There is a saying on the Internet that is true, no matter what a man looks like, as long as he wears military uniforms, he is very handsome.

Brother Xiang and I put on our military uniforms and walked out of the room. The two soldiers at the door led us to the back of the guest house and led us into an office-like place.

My master was also wearing a military uniform and sitting at the desk. I saw that the other three passers-by were already in the room. My master nodded when he saw the two of us coming in, stood up and said, "All right, Now that everyone is here, let’s get down to business, everyone stand up and stand at attention,”

The five of us quickly stood in a row and stood at attention.

My master took out five colonel ranks, walked up to the five of us, and solemnly put them on for the five of us.

"From now on, the five of you will be the official members of the supernatural group and will be awarded the rank of colonel," my master said seriously.

I asked strangely: "Master, aren't we a monster catcher? What are you doing with our military rank?"

"Although the Monster Catch Bureau is apparently within the National Security Bureau's system, it actually belongs to the military system." My master glanced at me, and then continued: "Li Xuxiang, Chen Hui, Li Zhengqiang, Wang Fengguo, Liu Zhen, now You can come and choose your own province,"

After finishing speaking, my master threw a piece of paper with five on it. I quickly grabbed it and took a look. I went, and there were Sichuan Province and Chongqing City on it. I quickly said: "Give us the ones from Chongqing and Sichuan , Brothers, don’t grab it.”

The other three shrugged their shoulders and didn't say anything. Maybe it doesn't matter which area they govern, so my master nodded and said, "Okay, Huizi is in charge of the supernatural group in Sichuan Province, and Xiangzi is in charge of the supernatural group in Chongqing." The group is, "

"Then master, how much salary do we have?" I asked quickly.

"Ten thousand a month," my master said casually.

"I'll go, it's so low," I'll go, why only give such a small amount of money.

"I know the money," my master came over and kicked my foot, then went to his drawer and took out five black cards, and threw them on the table: "This is the card of our member of the Monster Hunting Bureau. Use this to spend anywhere, and the local government will pay for it.”

"What, it's so cool, then go to the United States for consumption, will he also pay for it?" Brother Xiang quickly grabbed a card and asked strangely.

"Then you go to Obama and ask him to reimburse you," the master said impatiently, "Okay, don't talk too much, I will send your information to the local government later, remember, we catch demons The bureau should keep a low profile, and don’t let the local government mess around with your power, you know,”

Brother Xiang suddenly said: "Master, my father was beaten, what should I do?"

"What do you want to do, find the army to beat them up," the master scolded, "Why do I have such a stupid apprentice like you, isn't it the Chinese New Year, won't it be enough to let the secretary of the Chongqing Municipal Party Committee go to your house for a meal?" , "

"Um, yes," Brother Xiang nodded and said, "Should we also call the Secretary of the Sichuan Provincial Party Committee?"

"Whatever you want, get the hell out of here, go home and have a look if you have nothing to do, I don't know how to deal with such a big incident at home," the master scolded, and waved us out.

Brother Xiang and I looked at each other, and then we walked out, and the three buddies inside also came out.

Brother Xiang and I didn't want to stay in this hostel any longer, so we walked out. When we got to the gate, the soldiers at the gate saluted, and then said, "Both chiefs, do you need us to send you back to Beijing?"

That's right, this place is in the wilderness, I don't know what the hell it is, and then a soldier came to drive us back, and the chief chief and chief chief were yelling non-stop along the way, Brother Xiang and I also heard quite well Cool.

When we arrived in Beijing, Brother Xiang and I directly found a five-star hotel. As soon as the black card was displayed, a manager came out to receive us.

Brother Xiang and I lived happily ever after, not to mention, this black card is really useful, and you don’t need money for anything, just ask the government to go.

About the third day, my phone rang. It was a strange number. I picked up the phone and asked, "Who is it?"

"Hello, is this Xiao Chen? I'm Huang Qiang," the voice on the other side seemed to be that of a man in his 60s or [-]s. I frowned and asked, "Huang Qiang, who is it?"

"I'm the Secretary of the Provincial Party Committee of Sichuan. I'm sorry. I've been too busy with work recently, so I have time to call you now. Congratulations. You are young and promising, and you have become a member of the Monster Hunting Bureau at such a young age," the over there Huang Qiang said with a smile.

Secretary of the provincial party committee, my head exploded with a bang. Although I often say that the monster hunting bureau is as big as the governor, that was just a joke. You're in the Monster Catch Bureau, has Secretary Huang eaten?"

"Hehe, there is no such thing as luck. You are young and promising, work hard. If you have time, come back to Sichuan and come to Chengdu. I will treat you to dinner," said Huang Qiang who was opposite.

"Okay," I said hastily.

Then that Huang Qiang praised me a few more times on the phone, and finally hung up the phone. I hurried to the next room and knocked on the door. Brother Xiang opened the door impatiently and asked, "I'm talking on the phone with the secretary of the Chongqing Municipal Party Committee." what's the matter?"

"It's nothing, the secretary of the Sichuan Provincial Party Committee just called me." I looked at Brother Xiang holding the phone and said, "Secretary Liu, I have something to do. It's okay, my father died You must come when the time comes, just on New Year’s Day, yes, yes, okay, then it’s a deal, "

"You have an appointment with the secretary of the municipal party committee now," I asked Brother Xiang strangely, Brother Xiang nodded and said, "Yeah, why, it's very strange,"

"Uh," I really don't know what to say about this bastard, Brother Xiang, calling the secretary of the Chongqing Municipal Party Committee is like talking on the phone with us, it's too casual.

Those who don't know may think that he has seen the big world, and those who know, like me, know that this guy is Tai Er.

Time passed day by day, and only one day before the Chinese New Year, we changed into brand new military uniforms and took on the rank of colonel.

Although it seems that wearing a military uniform can't just go outside casually, Brother Xiang and I went back to support the scene. How could we manage these things? We got on the plane and arrived at the airport at about four o'clock in the afternoon.

During this period of time, Brother Xiang was talking on the phone with the secretary of the municipal party committee, the mayor and deputy mayor, etc. Anyway, Brother Xiang was holding the phone and chatting with officials of Chongqing City all day long.

I didn't know it at first, but when I was waiting to get off the plane, I saw a team of armed police guarding the pick-up area. As soon as Brother Xiang and I walked out, a middle-aged man who seemed to be in his 40s walked away. He came over and said to Brother Xiang and me, "Hi, you two are Mr. Li Xuxiang and Mr. Chen Hui. I'm Secretary Liu's secretary. He's waiting for you two over there."

"You ask the secretary of the municipal party committee to pick you up," I frowned when I heard this, and hurriedly whispered next to Brother Xiang, who nodded and said, "That's right."

"You," I sighed, brother Xiang is indeed like this, although I am not very good at dealing with relationships, but only when the superior comes to visit the subordinate, the subordinate will come to pick him up, this guy actually asked the secretary of the municipal party committee to pick him up, shit.

I hurriedly followed Secretary Liu's secretary. Inside the armed police guard, there was a row of chairs, and a group of people in casual clothes were sitting there chatting. When I saw me and Brother Xiang coming over, a man who looked over 50 years old , a middle-aged man who looked quite thin came over with a smile on his face. Brother Chongxiang said, "Xiao Li, you've arrived. We've been waiting for you for a long time."

"Hello, Secretary Liu, I'm Chen Hui." I was afraid that Brother Xiang would talk nonsense again, so I hurried forward to shake hands with this Secretary Liu. Chongqing really has outstanding people, haha,”

"Huizi, talk to Secretary Liu yourself first, I'll go back to Changshou first," I looked at all kinds of officials behind me, anyway, I really don't like dealing with people in the officialdom, so I said to Brother Xiang After finishing, he greeted Secretary Liu, then turned and left.

When I walked out of the airport, I thought I was not short of money anyway, so I took a taxi back to Changshou.

I arrived at Changshou at about six o'clock in the afternoon, and it was already completely dark when I got back to Changshou, so I quickly took out my phone and called my mother.

It took a long time for my mother to answer the phone over there, and there was still a lot of noise, so I quickly asked: "Mom, I'm back, what are you doing over there, it's noisy,"

"Then Wang Rui, the person who beat Xiangzi's father brought a lot of people to block Xiangzi's door to ask him to pay back the money." My mother said anxiously over there, "People from our town are here to stop him."

"What, call the police, Xiangzi's house is only a few hundred meters away from the Duzhou police station," I got angry.

I've heard of Wang Rui. He used to be a very famous bastard in Changshou. Anyway, when we were students, we said we played with Wang Rui. Few people dared to mess with him at school.