Bai Gui Ye Xing

After I led the master in, the master smiled and took the bags of gifts and walked in front of the old superstition who was still writing calligraphy. What did you bring, Peking duck, do you want to eat it?"

The old superstition looked up at the bag calmly, then lowered his head, continued to write calligraphy, and said in his mouth: "What are you doing with this money, eating greasy things is not good for your health, cough cough,"

Speaking of old superstitions, he coughed.

"Hehe, you old man, do you still want to be a monk? Do you like to eat or not, daughter-in-law, take it and we can eat by ourselves," the master said after turning around, and Mrs. Qiuxiang came over to take the bags of food, It's on the tea table.

"Huizi, Xiangzi, come, let me introduce you. This is also my daughter-in-law, Su Daji. You can call her Mrs. Daji." The master excitedly put his arms around Mrs. Daji, and introduced us happily.

I nodded and called out, "Hi, Mrs. Daji,"

"Master's wife is good," Brother Xiang also stood up quickly.

Mrs. Qiuxiang doesn't seem to care too much. Sometimes I really want to beat up the master when I think about it. These two teachers and wives, if they are pulled out, are basically all over the country. They lived in peace.

"Come on Huizi, Xiangzi, take some lucky money," the master said, and took out two red envelopes from his pocket. I took them quickly, feeling paralyzed. It felt empty. I opened it and saw that there was nothing inside.

"Master, where is the money here?" I asked quickly.

"Fuck, I said I will give you two red envelopes, am I talking about giving you two money?" My master scolded: "Besides, if I hadn't released the water, would you two have entered the monster hunting game? You two should be joining the monster hunting game." This game is a gift for you two."

This old grandson is really shameless. Although he may have really let go of the exam at the time, it was also the result of the hard work of Brother Xiang and me.

"It's really vulgar for you two to be early when you meet," my master said after finishing speaking, "Hurry up and get dressed, let's go out for dinner."

I looked at the beaming look of the master, then looked at the calm old superstition next to me, thought about it, and said: "Master, the old superstition..."

"What's wrong with this old guy," the master asked suspiciously.

At this time, the old superstition stood up and said, "Let me tell myself, Xiao Jiu, I have cancer, and I guess I only have half a year to live."

"It's New Year's Eve, why are you making such a joke?" The master frowned, patted the old superstition on the shoulder and said, "Your body is so good, a long life is a must, and you are only seven or eighty years old."

"Okay, Xiaojiu, it's true," the old superstition smiled dryly, "I've lived for so long, I've had enough, I should go down and work as a ghost messenger and enjoy my life."

"Shit," my master cursed: "how could you get cancer, you are in such good health, I don't believe it,"

"Don't you know Bai Wuchang? If you let him read the book of life and death, he will believe it," said the old superstition.

My master was stunned at the same spot, and his face became serious. He asked, "Is it true?"

"Have I ever made such a joke?" Old Superstition asked.

"Huh," my master let out a long breath, and said, "Don't worry, I won't let you die so early." After he finished speaking, he turned around and was about to leave. The old superstition grabbed his arm and asked, "What are you doing?" What do you want to do?"

"Huizi, Xiangzi, go to the underworld with me to change the book of life and death," my master roared, pushing away the old superstition.

"Huizi, stop your master, it's a big taboo to change the book of life and death, you can't do that kind of thing," the old superstition yelled after being pushed away.

As soon as I heard it, I rushed up to stop my master. My master frowned and looked at me and asked, "Why, do you want to see the old superstition die?"

"No, master, don't be impulsive, you will always find a way, even if you want to attack the underworld, there are not enough of us," I quickly persuaded.

"That's right, I'm called Ren, I'm paralyzed," the master said and took out his cell phone to make a call.

"Stop," suddenly the old superstition took out a dagger and pressed it against his neck: "Xiao Jiu, stop quickly, or I will die in front of you immediately, and it is useless for you to change the book of life and death,"

The master looked back, frowned and shouted: "Old guy, you are stupid,"

"I knew you would react like this when I told you, but you also know the consequences. If you change the book of life and death, you will suffer karma, and you can't do that kind of thing," the old superstition advised.

Brother Xiang also sided with the old superstition at this time, saying: "Master, calm down, this kind of thing is really unacceptable,"

"All right, all of you are awesome, old guy, if you want to die, you can die yourself," my master ran out angrily after finishing speaking.

"Su Daji, hurry up and chase him, don't let him go to hell," the old superstition immediately yelled at Mrs. Daji, who nodded quickly and chased him out.

Mrs. Qiuxiang also walked to Lao Superstition at this time, took off his knife, and said, "Old Li, don't be stupid. You and I know what Wu Jiu is like. If you can't think of another way, he It will definitely rush to hell, "

"I know," the old superstition sighed, shook his head and said, "Life and death are determined by God. How can anyone not die? Why can't Xiao Jiu figure it out?"

"Okay, old superstition, you have a good rest, I'll go out to see the master," I was also a little worried about the master at this time, said something, turned around and ran out.

Everyone, don't think that it is a simple matter to rush to the underworld and make a fuss, let alone change the book of life and death. The cycle of cause and effect, one reward for another.

In Journey to the West, Monkey King changed the life and death books of all the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain, hoping that they would live forever, but he attracted the heavenly soldiers and generals, who almost razed Huaguo Mountain to the ground. Those monkeys died, and even the chance of reincarnation No, in the end Sun Wukong let Wuzhi Mountain be suppressed for 500 years.

This is cause and effect, a kind of mysterious and mysterious thing. Of course, it is a story in Journey to the West, but now it is reality. If the master really rushes to the underworld, let alone whether he can defeat the king of the ten temples, just tampering with the book of life and death. One, can make the master suffer a catastrophe in the future, or even a deadlock.

After I ran out, I searched everywhere. After searching for a long time, I finally found the master in the alley where I saw Han Sifan for the first time. At this time, the master was sitting on the ground alone, with a box of beer beside him. While drinking, Mrs. Daji just looked at her worriedly and didn't speak.

I went to sit next to the master, opened a bottle of wine, took a sip and asked, "Why do you drink alone, master?"