Bai Gui Ye Xing

What is Japan like? Brother Xiang and I have been talking about this issue on the plane. There are also many Japanese on the plane. Brother Xiang and I are also looking for those people to chat with.

This is the first time I have come into contact with Japanese people. If I met Japanese people when I was the most angry youth, I would definitely have to beat them up. But now it is different. The plane is full of Japanese people. Brother Xiang and I dare not do anything ah.

I chatted with the Japanese on the plane all the way, and I feel that the Japanese are not as bad as I imagined, at least most of them are polite, and they are really different from the brain-dead Japanese in anti-Japanese TV dramas.

Brother Xiang and I arrived at the Tokyo airport at about seven o'clock in the evening. When we got off the plane, Brother Xiang and I walked out of the airport with our luggage.

Brother Xiang and I were also dumbfounded after we went out. Damn, neither of us can speak Japanese, let alone hail a taxi.

"Brother Xiang, what should I do?" I asked Brother Xiang who was next to me, and Brother Xiang scolded, "I know shit, motherfucker,"

Brother Xiang and I have prepared a lot of things in our backpacks. Basically, we have thought clearly about any situation we encounter, such as camping, or food problems. Both of us brought a large backpack of instant noodles. The food on the side, but we never expected that we neglected the most basic things, and we can't speak Japanese.

The Japanese people we meet on the plane can basically speak Chinese, but can we expect the people on this Japanese island to speak Chinese?

"Your grandson is really cheating," my brother Chongxiang cursed if he had any feelings.

Brother Xiang pointed at me and said, "You kid, why didn't you study hard at that time, so now that we have gone abroad, these bird people can't understand what they say,"

"Screw you," I was about to scold Brother Xiang, when suddenly a tall and beautiful woman in fashionable clothes walked up to us and asked in Chinese, "Hi, you two,"

This is really a beautiful woman, roughly 1.7 meters tall, with big wavy hair, a melon-seeded face, and a standard beauty. Brother Xiang was originally depressed. Ask: "Hello, what's the matter with the beauty?"

"Can't you chat with the handsome guy if you have nothing to do? I see that you two seem to be in trouble, so come here and ask. Let me introduce myself. My name is Yumiko Yumiko, and I am a foreign language translator who is proficient in five languages," the beauty said and handed Get out a business card.

Brother Xiang took a business card and smelled it in his nose, his face was intoxicated, I really wanted to give him a shave, so he asked: "Miss Meizi, hello, my name is Li Xuxiang, my English name is Li Xuxiang. His name is Jack, he is a real estate investor in China, and this is my assistant, his name is Chen Hui,"

"Miss Miko, have you eaten yet, or I don't mind if I treat you to a meal," Brother Xiang said and put his hand on the shoulder of this little Yumiko. This little Yumiko didn't care, and said with a smile: "I want to invite you There are quite a lot of people eating, I am not such a casual person, "

"Of course, I'm not a casual person. I originally hired four or five translators this time, but I didn't expect that their plane had a car accident in the sky. No, we don't know each other well, Ms. Yumiko If there is nothing to do, otherwise I will be an interpreter for the two of us for a few days, "Brother Xiang is really bragging and not afraid of being choked by saliva.

Will the plane have a car accident in the sky, nonsense, and he said that I am his assistant, I really want to kick him.

"That's it," the little Yumiko nodded after thinking about it, "It just so happens that I don't have any work arrangements for this period of time, but I'm very expensive."

"How expensive is it?" Brother Xiang put his arms around the little Yumiko and asked with a squinting face, "How about giving you [-] RMB a day?"

"You are crazy," I whispered in Brother Xiang's ear, is this guy crazy? We didn't bring much cash when we came out, and that black card is useless in Japan, so we had to borrow it when we came here Xigou was looking for 10 yuan, and this bastard actually wanted to use all the money to cover this woman just for such a woman.

"Deal," that little Yumiko agreed in pain, it broke my heart, mother.

Brother Xiang put his arms around the little Yumiko with a smile on his face and went outside to hail a taxi. I looked at Brother Xiang from behind, and I really wanted to beat him up.

When we got in the taxi, Yumiko asked us where we were going, and Brother Xiang directly said, "Just find a hotel."

Then Yumiko Yumiko said a few words to the master in fluent Japanese, the master nodded, and then started the car and started to drive.

In the car, Brother Xiang, that bastard, actually treated that little Yumiko as his wife, touching and kissing her or something, but this little Yumiko just smiled and didn't say anything.

Brother Xiang is a rascal, and he still looks like this when he has a wife. If I go back and tell Yang Juan, he will have nothing to do in his life.

But I think so in my heart, but I am actually quite envious and jealous. Brother Xiang is thick-skinned and can do anything, but I am too thin-skinned, and I am still a virgin.

I don't know what that little Yumiko said to the taxi driver, so I stopped at the entrance of a big hotel. Looking at the hotel, which is at least a five-star hotel, I subconsciously touched my wallet.

As soon as the taxi door opened, a few small workers came over to help with the luggage. Brother Xiang probably took out [-] RMB in cash to save face, and threw it directly to those small workers. He babbled a lot at us, probably all saying thank you or something.

After Brother Xiang and I went in, I didn't bother to follow Brother Xiang. Brother Xiang put his arms around the waist of the little Yumiko and went to the front desk to book a room.

After a few minutes, Brother Xiang came over with a smile on his face. Brother Xiang walked up to me and said, "Let's go, the presidential suite on the eighth floor. You are not serious about your work. If you forgot to book a room, how could we stay here?" Such a broken hotel,”

"Broken," I looked at the resplendent hotel, and knew Brother Xiang was pretending to be a bastard, so I endured it, but this bastard actually booked the presidential suite, so I quickly asked, "Presidential suite, how much is it for one night?"

"Rmb [-] to [-], let's make do with this kind of room. I'll contact our company headquarters tomorrow and ask them to change us to a hotel," Brother Xiang put his arms around Yumiko and walked towards the elevator.

I was really just like a handyman, carrying the bag for him in the back, watching Brother Xiang chatting with Yumiko Yumiko in the front, and laughing a few times from time to time, I really wanted to rush over and beat him up, you bastard, "

He probably forgot what the two of us came to Japan for, so this guy booked two rooms, and he walked into a room with Yumiko in his arms, and I lived opposite him, as soon as I walked in, be good, really As expected of a presidential suite, luxurious,