Siheyuan: Start shelling Qin Huairu

Chapter 1 Silly Zhu is me, I get angry when I see it

He Yuzhu used to feel that he was very lucky. Although his name is a bit silly, it is better than strange things like 'Li Mei' and 'Shi Zhenxiang', and he is not as down-to-earth as 'Beggar' and 'Er Dog'.

until--

That damn TV series, "Love in a Courtyard" is online.

Originally, he didn't know that there was such an idiot with the same name and surname as himself, until today at the blind date party, the goddess burst out laughing when she heard her name.

Goddess: Actually, I have a good impression of you, that is, your name is exactly the same as the male lead in a TV series, what does that person say, it's quite funny.

When I see you now, I think of him, and the romantic atmosphere is gone...

I'm sorry you're a nice guy, it's my problem, sorry...

He Yuzhu returned home with a dazed expression on his face.

The goddess is so beautiful, fair-skinned and long-legged, and has no tattoos yet. He fell in love at the first sight, okay? The genealogy is all behind the 36th generation.

In the end, he was rejected because of a TV character with the same name, and he almost spit out a mouthful of old blood.

Full of grief and indignation, he turned on the TV, and soon he understood the reason for the goddess' laughter, because he was so angry that he almost had a cerebral hemorrhage.

"Is this guy retarded?!"

He really couldn't figure it out, He Yuzhu, a dignified eighth-level chef, with a high salary of 37.5 yuan per month, also owns two houses under his name in Beijing,

Such a good condition, what kind of good girl can't be found, and she just goes to lick a widow with four oil bottles!

Figure widow under fire?
It shouldn't be, isn't it hanging all the time without being touched by him?

Well, the meat didn't eat and he caused a lot of trouble. The rumors about him having an affair with the widow spread widely. From then on, no one dared to introduce him to someone. He was eaten by Qin Huairu for the rest of his life.

In the end, the ticket was gone, and Qin Huairu took all the salary on her behalf, and used it to support her three white-eyed wolves;
The house is gone too, and it was occupied when Sticky got married;
Even his offspring were almost gone. If it wasn't for Lou Xiao'e's superb marksmanship, and Lou Xiao'e accidentally gave him a son, his He family would be considered unprecedented.

To make matters worse, it wasn't enough for him to be blood-sucked by Qin Huairu, and even Lou Xiaoe, who came back from Xiangjiang, was dragged by him to contribute money and efforts to provide for the beasts in the courtyard together.

In the end, the only son also married the little white-eyed wolf Huaihua, and the two generations of the He family fell into the hands of the widow Qin Huairu.

"A sin!"

Seeing the end, he wished he could kick his size 43 shoes on Sha Zhu's size 38 face, and he didn't stop until he remembered that the TV was run by a beautiful landlord.

"This dog screenwriter graduated from a mentally handicapped school, right?

The plot I wrote smelled worse than dog shit, and the keyboard I touched couldn't even survive the amoeba.

The biggest difference between you and a pig is that a pig cannot turn into a human, but you turn into a pig every now and then.

Don't let grandpa find out where you live, or you will be guaranteed to know why the flowers are so popular! "

He Yuzhu's teeth itch with hatred, he even has the heart to tear up the beasts in the courtyard by himself when he enters the TV series.

Just as I was about to turn off the TV, I saw a line of words appear on the screen:

Do you want to accept the mission: stand in for He Yuzhu, reverse his aggrieved life?
"Dogs don't want to. If I have this chance, I will definitely kill Qin Huairu."

He Yuzhu said casually, and then watched helplessly as the text on the TV shattered, forming a black hole, and a strong suction was born, throwing his whole body into the black hole.

No, I'm just kidding.

He Yuzhu hesitated for a second, and immediately barked like a dog, but it didn't work, he just felt dizzy, and in a second, he woke up from the coma, staring at the scene in front of him in a daze.

some familiar,

The large factory building is arranged like a kitchen;

Entering the door is a blue floral curtain, and a shelf of cabbage and cabbage is on the right;

There is a chopping board several meters long in the middle, where a large number of chopping boards, meat dishes and pots and pans are placed;

At the bottom of the innermost wall is a continuous two large, two small and four stoves. At this time, a large teapot is placed, and the stomach should be filled with water. White smoke is whistling and whistling, as if to welcome him. arrival.

"Here, isn't this the kitchen of the Red Star Rolling Mill, where Shazhu works? Did I really come to the world of "Love in a Courtyard"?"

He Yuzhu was a little confused, but it was just hilarious, is the system so serious?

Suddenly he remembered something, and jumped up to the big water tank, a proud face full of cleverness was reflected on the water surface, and there was a disgusting mole between his eyebrows.

"It's over, I've become a fool, poor old man's beauty, my God!"

Knowing the truth, he almost cried aloud. It's not good to be someone who travels through time, but he just became this bastard.

In the whole play, the person he despises the most is Sha Zhu, who thinks he is smart,

In fact, being eaten to death by a whole yard of people, the key is that he still thinks that he has taken advantage of it, and he is proud every day.

He Yuzhu was sad for his misfortune, angry for his indisputability, and tired after seeing it.

In comparison, self-reliant Qin Huairu, impartial and selfless Yi Zhonghai, public servant Liu Haizhong,

People like Yan Bugui who are generous and generous have at most a problem with their character, not their abilities, and He Yuzhu just hates them, not looks down on them.

One is bad conduct, and the other is bad brains. Of course, bad brains are inferior to others.

Looking at the seemingly cunning but actually stupid face on the water, He Yuzhu was so angry that he could no longer suppress the anger in his heart, and slapped his face away.

"I'll kill you idiot!"

After several slaps in a row, He Yuzhu's face was in hot pain, but seeing that triumphant face swelled into a pig's head,
But I felt much more comfortable in my heart, and finally let out the bad breath of being disturbed by him on the blind date.

"Master, master, are you alright?" Ma Hua asked cautiously while staring blankly.

"It's okay, how could something happen to us, I'm doing well, better than ever!"

When He Yuzhu found that everyone was looking at him, he immediately became unhappy. With a pig's head straightened, he looked around at the group of onlookers, and then patted the table.
"What are you looking at, you don't need to work! I tell you guys to be lazy and don't get caught by me. I will beat myself so hard!"

When he got angry, all the people in the kitchen lowered their heads in unison, and they were more neat than they had been rehearsing. Those who cut vegetables cut vegetables, and those who lit the fire, no one dared to touch him.

He Yuzhu nodded in satisfaction. It seems that he is still loved by the kitchen crowd.

"Forget it, since coming to this world has become a fact, and I can't go back again, I have to live my life here, and I must not be as useless as silly Zhu."

He Yuzhu sat on his master chair, thinking about the way to go in the future.

In the quadrangle, it must be cut quickly, spraying Qin Huai if they can't take care of themselves, at least they don't dare to ride on their own heads to suck blood.

This kind of thing is difficult to say, easy to say, as long as you make up your mind.

The key is to do business.

In this era, living supplies are scarce, and starvation is the norm. If you want to live a good life, you must try your best to climb up. Only when you have a high position can you occupy more resources reasonably.

Don't you see that the ordinary workers in the Red Star Steel Rolling Plant eat coarse grains and porridge, but the table of the factory leaders does not stop with meat. This is a comparison.

Just thinking of the difficulty of silly Zhu's promotion, He Yuzhu finally gave a wry smile.

too difficult!
I can't do this question.

It stands to reason that Shazhu is the number one chef in the Red Star Rolling Steel Mill, and his ability is not bad. His culinary skills have been registered with the factory leaders. It will not be too difficult to get promoted.

But why did he still get the salary of a second-level worker when he was about twenty years old, instead of the normal fifth- and sixth-level wages for his age?
The main reason is that this guy is not forgiving, and he offended the people in the kitchen to the bottom.
He even got into a fight with the deputy factory manager Li who was in charge of the cafeteria. It was impossible for them not to fire him, but it was impossible to sign the document for his promotion.

"Hey, hell has begun.

The administrative line is impossible, so we can only take the technical road. It is interesting to be an eighth-level fitter like Yi Zhonghai. Can spray. "

He Yuzhu muttered to himself, but he knew the difficulty.

This principle is similar to 'why don't you take Tsinghua University and Peking University'.Everyone knows that if you get admitted to these two top universities, you can achieve a class leap, but the problem is that you have to pass the exam.

The Hongxing Steel Rolling Plant is also a large factory with more than 1 people, and the number of eighth-level fitters is not a single hand. One can imagine the difficulty.

Suddenly, a 'ding' sounded, and a line of words appeared in the sky ahead.

(Successful punishment of silly Zhu once, evaluation C, refreshing feeling A, reward 10 Sichuan cuisine skill books)
(It is detected that the host is activating the system for the first time, and a novice gift package will be presented, which contains 2 free attribute points)
What, system?

He Yuzhu looked at the front in astonishment. Could it be that his complaints in front of the TV really activated a golden finger, and he passed through it with him?
But whatever, it's not for nothing.

He watched another panel appear in the void in front of him:
Host: He Yuzhu;

Age: 23 years old;
Status: Freelancer;
6d:strength:[-];

Speed: 6;

Constitution: 6;

Task: Stand in for Shazhu, reverse his aggrieved life.

Stand-in character attributes:
strength: 9;

Speed: 8;

Constitution: 8;

Skills: Master of Tan Family Cuisine (1/50); Master of Sichuan Cuisine (25/30);
Props: Sichuan Cuisine Skill Book*10; Own Attribute Points*2;

Note: The three-dimensional average value of adults is 5, the theoretical upper limit is 10, and the host still has two attribute points that can be added;

"'Successfully punish silly Zhu once' and get a reward?" He Yuzhu was stunned, what the hell did I do to beat myself?

Wouldn't it be easy to do missions in the future, just slap the left and right faces!
Thinking of this, He Yuzhu felt impulsive signs in his left and right hands, and he was so frightened that he quickly killed this terrible thought, his cheeks still hurting.

心念一动，10本川菜技能书立刻粉碎，替身人物技能中川菜精通（25/30）赫然变成了川菜大师（5/50）。

At the same time, countless recipes of famous dishes from Sichuan Province flooded into his mind, as if he had practiced hard for decades, he could make them easily anytime he wanted.

"I, I am now a master of Sichuan cuisine, can I make silkworm potatoes?"

He Yuzhu picked up the kitchen knife, and with a flick of his wrist, the kitchen knife melted into blossoms in his hand. In just a few seconds, he cut a piece of twice-cooked pork on the cutting board into slices.

Looking at the slices of meat on the chopping board that were of the same thickness without the slightest difference, He Yuzhu suddenly burst out laughing, unable to contain his inner excitement.

He knew that from now on, he had the capital to be domineering, and he could walk sideways even in this age of cautious words and deeds.

　Ask for tickets and collect!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)