The Legend of Hoe Immortal

Chapter 1 1. Who? 20-year-old living as a little old man
"what?"

"What do fairies buy hoes for?"

"Do you want to sleep with a hoe at night?"

Xiao Yi couldn't help screaming, and kept asking questions.

Because, she heard the city lord say to Yi Ming:

"Now, there are tens of millions of fairies in the whole city who like you, and also like your iconic hoe, and each of them bought a copy to hold in their hands."

A huge question mark appeared in Xiao Consciousness: What happened to these fairies?
However, Yi Ming was so moved that he wanted to cry.

Yi Ming was crying in his heart:
You are so discerning!
You are so knowledgeable!

However, he couldn't help feeling sorry for his former self.

I feel sorry for the self named Liu Nong 15 years ago.

Why have no girls liked me before?

Thinking about it, I can't help feeling sad...

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15 years ago.

Fanyuan Continent.

In Niushan Village at the foot of Rhinoceros Mountain, there was a man who was prematurely decrepit and became a little old man at the age of 20.

The man's name is Liu Nong, who was jokingly called Pus when he was a child, but when he grew up, he looked very old, and at the age of 20, he was called an old man.

Liu Nong was very aggrieved, but it was better to be called an old man than to be called a pus.

Because he had never had pus before, he couldn't bear the injustice, so he had to acquiesce in the name of Old Man Liu in his frustration.

Old man Liu's parents died since he was a child, and he has lived alone since he was a child. He went to the fields at the age of five and opened up wasteland at the age of ten.

But working all day long made him look like a dried-up orange peel.

Old man Liu didn't mean that he was ugly, with sound limbs and good facial features.

But the old enemy is more than a hundred ugly, and no girl in the surrounding villages will fall in love with him.

Everyone was afraid that he would die of old age in a few years. Who would dare to marry a girl to him?
But the old man shouted in his heart: I also want to marry a wife, and I also want to leave an offspring for the Liu family.

In this way, another eight years passed, and the old man was already 28 years old.

Seeing that he was getting old day by day, he thought, since he can't marry a girl, or I should marry a widow.

After searching in many ways, he fell in love with Widow Chen of Niujiao Village.

Widow Chen also has a ten-year-old son, and the old man wanted to adopt that child and change his surname to Liu.

In case he couldn't give birth, this baby would be his offspring.

So, the old man asked someone to tell Widow Chen in Niujiao Village.

After inquiring about his character, Widow Chen agreed, saying that she would marry him when he earned enough 100 taels of silver.

As soon as he got the news, the old man was very happy, and he was full of energy when he worked, and his hoe was dancing vigorously.

He is going to reclaim more mountainous land to grow fruits, and strive to earn 100 taels of silver in two years, so that he can take Widow Chen over as soon as possible.

One day, the old man was pushing a two-wheeled scooter, ready to go up the mountain to pick apples, humming a tune on the mountain path, he didn't know a single word, so he couldn't sing a word, just humming when he was happy.

From time to time, he thought of marrying Widow Chen, his old orange peel-like face was wrinkled with a smile.

He took his time and arrived at the halfway up Rhino Mountain.

At this moment, a spatial crack suddenly appeared out of thin air in front of the cart.

The crack then turned into an elliptical black hole, and a light blue figure jumped out of the black hole and fell directly on the cart.

The old man couldn't hold the scooter with his hands, and he and the car fell directly to the side of the mountain road, and then the black hole disappeared.

He was suddenly startled, and the inexplicable fear made the hairs on his whole body stand on end.

A black hole appeared in front of it for no reason?
Someone popped up from the black hole for no reason?
This person hit his car directly?

There was a faint pain in his arm, but he still raised his arm and slapped himself twice to confirm that it was true.

Seeing that the figure that hit the car remained motionless, the old man bravely walked over to check.

It was found to be a sixteen or seventeen-year-old girl lying unconscious.

There was blood hanging from the nose and the corners of the mouth, his arms were injured, his sleeves were cut, the blood was still flowing from his nose, and he was still breathing.

The old man was terrified, his mind was racing, and the weather wasn't hot, but he was so frightened that he broke out in sweat.

what to do?To save someone or run away?

How to save him, he ran away with a disturbed conscience.

This path was specially reclaimed by him for planting orchards. It can be said that it is his special passage, and other people don't come here at all.

If the girl is not taken away, she will definitely be eaten by wild animals at night.

After struggling for a long time, the old man decided to take her home first.

If they can be saved, they will be saved;

But the cart was smashed and could not be pushed by cart.

In desperation, the old man could only go home with her on his back.

The old man has never carried a girl on his back in his life. He thinks the girl is fragrant and soft. He is nervous and shy, and worried about being seen by others.

Fortunately, the villagers of Niushan Village went out to work independently at this time, and no one saw them.

The girl was not heavy and light, but when he carried it home, he was already sweating profusely from nervousness.

After putting the girl on the bed, the old man sat on the ground discouraged.

When the incident happened, his mind was confused and he had no time to think about it.

Thinking about it at this time, I realized why I had such a back!

Isn't this just a disaster, the car was smashed, it must have delayed him picking apples, and delaying him picking apples was delaying him making money to marry a widow.

And he still has to save people. It's okay if he can save him, but if he can't save him, he will probably cause trouble, and he might even be charged with murder.

Thinking of these, he was about to cry.

In this way, after the old man put the girl on the bed, he sat on the ground in a daze for a long time before remembering to help the girl deal with her injuries.

He ran to the yard to bring a basin of water, washed the girl's face, cleaned the wound on her arm, applied herbal medicine to the wound, took a quilt to cover the girl, and considered that the treatment was over.

The girl didn't wake up, and after being washed, her pale yet delicate face was revealed.

The old man sat by the bed and stared blankly!
I thought to myself that this girl is much prettier than Widow Chen, how can there be such a beautiful girl in this world!

Changed directly from the road, could it be a fairy?
How could the gods be injured if they had boundless mana?

If you're not a fairy, how could you conjure it out of thin air?

The old man thought about it wildly, and in the end he only hoped that the girl would wake up and leave here quickly, and that he would be safe.

The girl is beautiful, but it's not something an old man like him can think about. It's more practical to marry Widow Chen as soon as possible.

The old man's house is very big, with a yard and a house, but the house only has one big room, which can be regarded as a very large single apartment.

Because he is usually alone, and he likes to eat, live, and use together, it is more worry-free, so there is no need to separate rooms.

As soon as the girl came, he and the girl lived in the same room.

The girl sleeps on the bed while he sleeps on the floor.

The girl slept like this for three days, and the trauma recovered a bit, but she never woke up.

During the past three days, the old man carried a load to the mountains to pick some apples, and dragged the broken cart back to the yard.

But after all, the burden is much smaller than that of the cart, and I was worried about the sickness at home, so I went down the mountain early to go home, and the overall apple picking was not much.

On the fourth day, the girl still hadn't woken up.

The old man's heart began to sink, and he thought about going to the town to invite a doctor.

But it will take several days to go back and forth to the town.

What if the girl dies at home when she comes back?
What should I do if someone finds out?
The more the old man thought about it, the more annoyed he became, so he went to the stove, picked up the iron kettle, and kept pouring water into his mouth.

But the emotions are still gradually out of control, and I feel that I have lost my memory.

Unable to feel sad, he threw the iron kettle to the ground hard.

The iron kettle hit the ground several times, making sharp and ear-piercing noises continuously.

He was startled himself.

Xu was stimulated by the abnormal sound.

Just then, the girl opened her eyes.

When the girl woke up suddenly, the old man was startled again, and then he became happy again, and blurted out:

"Grandma, you are finally awake."

The girl didn't speak, her face was still pale, her round eyes were open, as if she was remembering what happened.

After a while, the girl came back to her senses.

He turned his head with difficulty, looked at the old man, and said in a slightly tired but pleasant voice:
"You saved me?"

So a conversation started between them.

The old man replied: "It's me, the girl can call me Uncle Liu"

The girl asked, "Which interface is this?"

The old man replied: "What?"

The girl froze for a moment, thinking that the interface doesn't know?

The girl asked again: "Which planet is this?"

The old man replied: "What?"

The girl was stunned again, didn't the planet know?
The girl asked again: "Which continent is this?"

The old man still replied: "What?"

The girl is very speechless, what kind of valley is this, she doesn't even understand the mainland, she doesn't know how to ask
But the girl continued to ask, "Where is this place?"

Now the old man understood, and quickly replied, "This is Niushan Village, right at the foot of Rhino Mountain. Our mountain looks like a rhinoceros."

Of course, Rhino Mountain looks like a rhinoceros. Could it be that he imagined a dragon? The girl fell into a brief silence. Through the conversation with the old man, she realized that she should have fallen into the mortal world.

She couldn't feel any spiritual energy to inhale, and seeing that the old man's vision was still shallow, she became more certain of her thoughts.

"No need for the word aunt, let's call it grandma," the girl said again.

"What?" The old man was a little confused.

The girl said: "My surname is not Gu, but Su. Call me Grandma Su."

When the old man heard this, he was angry:

"Girl, why are you so indifferent, I saved you, do you know?"

The girl said: "The old man, how old are you?"

Old man: "28"

The girl was taken aback, thinking she had heard wrong: "58?"

The old man was in a hurry: "It's 28, but it's just that I worked hard and looked older."

This is still called some, is it twice as good, the girl thought to herself.

Girl: "Then what's your name?"

The old man stammered and said, "My name is Liu Nong, and everyone is called old man."

The girl was taken aback again: "Bleeding pus? It's better to be called an old man."

The old man was very uncomfortable when he was told that.

Girl: "Then how old is your grandma?"

Old man: "My grandma passed away at the age of 60."

Girl: "Then how old would your grandma be if she was still alive?"

The old man: "If I lived, I would be 98 this year, but no one in our village lived past 70, and most of them died in their [-]s."

Girl: "I'm exactly one hundred years old this year, two years older than your grandma, is there a problem with you calling me grandma?"

The old man froze for a moment: "How is this possible?"

Girl: "How is it impossible? There are many immortals who live to be tens of thousands of years old. What's wrong with me being only a hundred years old?"

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