Siheyuan: with canyon space
Chapter 5 Chicken Stealing Conference?Make an example of others
Chapter 5 Chicken Stealing Conference?Make an example of others
After the army had lunch, there was nothing to do at noon. They needed money and money, and food and food.After traveling through time, I feel ups and downs, and I am really tired, so I just lie on the bed and take a lunch break, and go out for a stroll later.
Lu Lu woke up and checked the time. It was already three o'clock in the afternoon. He washed his face with water and went out.
Lu Lu was wandering on the street alone, and he smelled a delicious smell of roast duck!
Lu Lu greedily sucked his saliva, smelled the aroma, and found the century-old restaurant in Sijiucheng, Sijiucheng Roast Duck!
Now that they are all at the door, there is no reason not to eat.
Without hesitation, Lu Jun walked in, found a seat by the window and sat down, ordered two roast ducks, 108 slices.
When the roast duck was served, Lu Lu shook his head and began to eat it. After eating, he still ordered it until he left, and kept it for dinner at home.
On the way to the department store, go shopping.
After shopping on the first floor, I didn’t find anything to buy. Some fabrics and daily necessities at home are all available at home. What I need is to change clothes and quilts, but I don’t like them.
I went directly to the second floor, walked around, bought a clock, a radio, and spent 100 yuan, and 20 industrial tickets for a radio.
Lu Lu held the clock and roast duck in his left hand, and held the radio in his right hand. He swayed back and forth like a crab. Passers-by on the road saw Lu Jun's posture and discussed who this kid was, and the family was so rich.
Back in the courtyard, I met a few aunts who were idle at home, said hello, and said that it was getting late, aunts, I will go back to cook first, and I will leave if I don’t chat with you, otherwise I will give these aunts a chance, I don’t know yet When are we going to talk.
When I get home at five o'clock, I still steam a basket of steamed buns, wash a piece of cabbage, and the steamed buns are ready. Then I take a steamer, put the roast duck in it and start frying the cabbage.
The roast duck was heated up, and the aroma came out again, and the aroma was going to the courtyard next door.
After the stir-fried dishes were finished, Lu Jun started to eat, and before he had eaten two bites, he heard the noise in the middle courtyard.
The army didn't bother to care about it. These people were idle and bored. They had a big quarrel for three days and a small quarrel for two days. It seemed like it was fun to quarrel.
It's fun to watch a play, but it's not as delicious as eating!Eat first, and then go to the theater after dinner.Otherwise, take white flour steamed buns and roast duck to the middle courtyard, let alone those children who are greedy, just follow the food of this period, adults can't stand the gluttony!
After eating and tidying up, I just made a cup of tea with Lu's father before, and the third uncle knocked on the door and came in, "Xiaojun, you are the only one in your house, and you will come to participate in the general meeting later."
"Third Master, how do you hold a general meeting? What happened?" Lu Lu asked in surprise.
"Xu Damao's old hen is lost, and it is said that Sha Zhu stole the chicken and stewed it. They are arguing there! I won't tell you, I will inform everyone." The third master left after finishing speaking.
At 7 o'clock, everyone gathered in the middle courtyard. There were dozens of people from ten households.
Lu Lu occupies a small person and has great strength, so he squeezed to the front to sit.
Seeing the first grandpa sitting in the middle of the Eight Immortals table, the second grandpa and the third grandpa leaning on both sides, the silly pillar Xu Damao and Lou Xiao'e, they sat on the two stools in the open space in the middle, and everyone was on the side, forming a circle to watch the big show.
Looking at their expressions one by one, Lu Lu was very happy!The Army has never seen this posture.
Silly Zhu sat with his hands in his trouser pockets, teasing his feet, his face was angry and aggrieved at times, that expression was alas!
Looking at Xu Damao's expression, which was ferocious and proud, Lu Lu was guessing, he must know that Shazhu's chicken was brought back from the kitchen, his chicken was stolen, and the thief could not be found, so he happened to take Shazhu's chicken. Zhu is a scapegoat, and he can teach silly Zhu a lesson, haha!
Watching the performances of the uncles, Sha Zhu and Xu Damao, Lu Jun couldn't help laughing with his stomach in his arms.
Lu Jun's sudden laughter interrupted Shazhu's sophistry. . . .
Seeing everyone looking over, Lu Lu hurriedly shook his hands to express that he was fine, and said, "Smelling the aroma of this stewed chicken, I choked on my saliva."
After all, everyone didn't pay much attention to the 10-year-old child, and the conference continued. . .
Silly Zhu was forced to have no choice but to explain where the chicken came from, but how could the chicken's origin be said.
Another thing is to admit that he stole the chicken from Xu Damao's house, so he can sell Qin Huairu for a good one. After all, he told Qin Huairu as soon as he came back that they ate beggar chicken.
Just when Shazhu was about to admit it, he suddenly remembered that there was a smell of roast chicken coming from Lu Jun's house.
Immediately pointing to Lu Lu, he said, "I'm not the only one eating chicken in this compound. Lu Lu, this little bastard's family also eats roast chicken. Why don't you say that he stole it?"
When the uncle heard this, he said, "Long Lu, did you steal the chicken? If you are greedy for it, please apologize and pay Xu Damao the chicken tomorrow."
As soon as Lu Lu heard it, it was okay, so I just watched a play, and this could still cause me trouble!
"Grandpa, don't joke with me. How could I steal a chicken? If the stolen thing is discovered, it's a thief, but you can't find a wife. Maybe you will be a bachelor for the rest of your life!" After finishing speaking, Lu Lu looked at the chicken. Silly Zhu deliberately smiled and said in an emphatic tone, "Uncle Silly, you say a thief, is it because you can't find a wife and want to be a bachelor for the rest of your life?"
Everyone listened to this, and seeing Shazhu's expression, they quietly opened their mouths to amused.
The uncle was about to speak when he was interrupted by Sha Zhu.
Silly Zhu looked at everyone laughing, when had he ever been confronted like this, in front of everyone, was laughed at by a little boy as an old bachelor.
This is okay, and immediately became angry from embarrassment, and rushed to the army, "You little bastard, you dare to scold me, today I will slap you on your father's behalf, and teach you what the rules are"
Sha Zhu rushed over, his big slap was about to slap Lu Jun's face, this Sha Zhu had used all his strength, if the slap was real, he would have to slap him on the ground.
Lu Jun stared at Shazhu with fierce eyes, and when the slap was about to fall, he pulled out a 40cm golden cudgel, and hit Shazhu hard on the arm that was about to fall, and then quickly slapped him with a backhand On the head of the silly pillar, knock the silly pillar directly on the ground.
Lu Lu knocked and climbed down the stupid pillar with two sticks, holding the stick in his right hand, and knocking the other end of the golden cudgel in his left hand repeatedly.With a smile on his face, he stared at Shazhu fiercely.
When everyone was woken up by Sha Zhu's screams, they saw that they were lying on the ground with blood on their brains, their right hands couldn't help shaking, and their backs were sweating profusely from the frightened screams.
The uncle slapped the table angrily, "Bastard, what do you want to do, Lu Jun? Who told you to beat someone, beat up the silly Zhu like this, believe it or not, I will send you to the police station"
The old lady looked at Sha Zhu's appearance, picked up her crutches and was about to hit the army.
Lu Lu looked at the old lady and said, "Old lady, you'd better sit down and rest! If your crutch accidentally throws me, and I accidentally knocked down by your crutch, the stick in my hand, I don't know if it will be a Accidentally fell on a silly stigma, you say yes!"
After Lu Lu finished speaking, he ignored the old lady and turned to look at the uncle staring at him for a while.
Lu Lu smiled and said slowly, "My lord, what do you mean by saying this? It's because one or two of you think that I have no father or mother, and I'm easy to bully alone, right?"
"I see you! You are old, your eyes are dim, and you are blind." Lu Lu glanced at everyone's expressions after speaking.
Seeing the old man trembling with anger, he didn't give him a chance to speak.
"Grandpa, looking at you like this, you can't have both!"
"Then I want to talk to you about it. Shazhu framed me and beat me. A grandson who saw her suffer a loss also came to beat me. You are still blind, and you are blind, and you are covering Shazhu, wronging me for fighting , put a hat on me"
"I'm afraid you've forgotten that I'm only 10 years old, and my father is a martyr. Do you need me to say more?" Lu Jun smiled and looked at the uncle.
He lowered his head and glanced at Sha Zhu, there was no blood left on his head, but he hadn't recovered yet.
Lu Lu looked at the uncle who was speechless, and asked, "Master, how do you think we should solve it now?"
The old lady looked at her and said, "Boy from the Lu family, it seems to me that the old lady is a bit of a loser, so don't be a fool this time."
"Hehe! Old lady, did you forget that you were about to hit me with a cane just now? What face do you want with my 10-year-old kid?" Lu Jun shook his head at the old lady.
At this moment, Qin Huairu helped to support Silly Zhu, sat on the stool, and stared at me fiercely.
"Let's solve the problem of stealing the chicken! What I ate tonight is roast duck, not roast chicken, and the bones are still at home. Please third master bring them to me," Lu Jun said to the crowd.
"The chicken stewed by Shazhu didn't steal from Xu Damao's house. Where did it come from? He was in the factory all day, so he stole it from the factory? Then who stole the chicken? Why did Shazhu help him steal the chicken?" Cover from thieves?" Lu Jun said to everyone with a smile.
The third uncle arrived with the duck bones.
"Everyone saw that what I ate was roast duck, not chicken." Lu Jun said with a roast duck bone.
Lu Lu looked at the uncle and said, "Master, can my matter be resolved now? If it can't be resolved, I will find someone who can."
"At that time, I will see what will happen to the person who slandered and wronged the orphan of the martyr and beat a 10-year-old child." After finishing speaking, he waited for the old man to reply.
"How do you want to solve it?" the old man looked at me and asked.
"Slandering my three-month salary, slandering someone who wants to beat me, six-month salary, the old lady is fine, I don't care about it at such an age, after all, respecting the old and loving the young is our good virtue." An expression of rage.
"Okay, that's the end of it." The old man gritted his teeth, and then asked the big mother and Sha Zhu to go and get the money.
Lu Jun took the 500 yuan handed over by the uncle, and his heart was sour.
Lu Lu put away the money and said, "It's almost time. I'm going back to bed. I took the chicken soup away. This is stolen goods. This clay pot is also mine. If anyone has any idea, you can go to the rolling mill and ask. Is it okay for me to eat chicken?"
"Second uncle, third uncle, my neighbors are small, I'm going back to sleep first, chicken thief, you watch and deal with it!" After greeting everyone, Lu Lu went back with a pot of chicken soup.
(End of this chapter)
After the army had lunch, there was nothing to do at noon. They needed money and money, and food and food.After traveling through time, I feel ups and downs, and I am really tired, so I just lie on the bed and take a lunch break, and go out for a stroll later.
Lu Lu woke up and checked the time. It was already three o'clock in the afternoon. He washed his face with water and went out.
Lu Lu was wandering on the street alone, and he smelled a delicious smell of roast duck!
Lu Lu greedily sucked his saliva, smelled the aroma, and found the century-old restaurant in Sijiucheng, Sijiucheng Roast Duck!
Now that they are all at the door, there is no reason not to eat.
Without hesitation, Lu Jun walked in, found a seat by the window and sat down, ordered two roast ducks, 108 slices.
When the roast duck was served, Lu Lu shook his head and began to eat it. After eating, he still ordered it until he left, and kept it for dinner at home.
On the way to the department store, go shopping.
After shopping on the first floor, I didn’t find anything to buy. Some fabrics and daily necessities at home are all available at home. What I need is to change clothes and quilts, but I don’t like them.
I went directly to the second floor, walked around, bought a clock, a radio, and spent 100 yuan, and 20 industrial tickets for a radio.
Lu Lu held the clock and roast duck in his left hand, and held the radio in his right hand. He swayed back and forth like a crab. Passers-by on the road saw Lu Jun's posture and discussed who this kid was, and the family was so rich.
Back in the courtyard, I met a few aunts who were idle at home, said hello, and said that it was getting late, aunts, I will go back to cook first, and I will leave if I don’t chat with you, otherwise I will give these aunts a chance, I don’t know yet When are we going to talk.
When I get home at five o'clock, I still steam a basket of steamed buns, wash a piece of cabbage, and the steamed buns are ready. Then I take a steamer, put the roast duck in it and start frying the cabbage.
The roast duck was heated up, and the aroma came out again, and the aroma was going to the courtyard next door.
After the stir-fried dishes were finished, Lu Jun started to eat, and before he had eaten two bites, he heard the noise in the middle courtyard.
The army didn't bother to care about it. These people were idle and bored. They had a big quarrel for three days and a small quarrel for two days. It seemed like it was fun to quarrel.
It's fun to watch a play, but it's not as delicious as eating!Eat first, and then go to the theater after dinner.Otherwise, take white flour steamed buns and roast duck to the middle courtyard, let alone those children who are greedy, just follow the food of this period, adults can't stand the gluttony!
After eating and tidying up, I just made a cup of tea with Lu's father before, and the third uncle knocked on the door and came in, "Xiaojun, you are the only one in your house, and you will come to participate in the general meeting later."
"Third Master, how do you hold a general meeting? What happened?" Lu Lu asked in surprise.
"Xu Damao's old hen is lost, and it is said that Sha Zhu stole the chicken and stewed it. They are arguing there! I won't tell you, I will inform everyone." The third master left after finishing speaking.
At 7 o'clock, everyone gathered in the middle courtyard. There were dozens of people from ten households.
Lu Lu occupies a small person and has great strength, so he squeezed to the front to sit.
Seeing the first grandpa sitting in the middle of the Eight Immortals table, the second grandpa and the third grandpa leaning on both sides, the silly pillar Xu Damao and Lou Xiao'e, they sat on the two stools in the open space in the middle, and everyone was on the side, forming a circle to watch the big show.
Looking at their expressions one by one, Lu Lu was very happy!The Army has never seen this posture.
Silly Zhu sat with his hands in his trouser pockets, teasing his feet, his face was angry and aggrieved at times, that expression was alas!
Looking at Xu Damao's expression, which was ferocious and proud, Lu Lu was guessing, he must know that Shazhu's chicken was brought back from the kitchen, his chicken was stolen, and the thief could not be found, so he happened to take Shazhu's chicken. Zhu is a scapegoat, and he can teach silly Zhu a lesson, haha!
Watching the performances of the uncles, Sha Zhu and Xu Damao, Lu Jun couldn't help laughing with his stomach in his arms.
Lu Jun's sudden laughter interrupted Shazhu's sophistry. . . .
Seeing everyone looking over, Lu Lu hurriedly shook his hands to express that he was fine, and said, "Smelling the aroma of this stewed chicken, I choked on my saliva."
After all, everyone didn't pay much attention to the 10-year-old child, and the conference continued. . .
Silly Zhu was forced to have no choice but to explain where the chicken came from, but how could the chicken's origin be said.
Another thing is to admit that he stole the chicken from Xu Damao's house, so he can sell Qin Huairu for a good one. After all, he told Qin Huairu as soon as he came back that they ate beggar chicken.
Just when Shazhu was about to admit it, he suddenly remembered that there was a smell of roast chicken coming from Lu Jun's house.
Immediately pointing to Lu Lu, he said, "I'm not the only one eating chicken in this compound. Lu Lu, this little bastard's family also eats roast chicken. Why don't you say that he stole it?"
When the uncle heard this, he said, "Long Lu, did you steal the chicken? If you are greedy for it, please apologize and pay Xu Damao the chicken tomorrow."
As soon as Lu Lu heard it, it was okay, so I just watched a play, and this could still cause me trouble!
"Grandpa, don't joke with me. How could I steal a chicken? If the stolen thing is discovered, it's a thief, but you can't find a wife. Maybe you will be a bachelor for the rest of your life!" After finishing speaking, Lu Lu looked at the chicken. Silly Zhu deliberately smiled and said in an emphatic tone, "Uncle Silly, you say a thief, is it because you can't find a wife and want to be a bachelor for the rest of your life?"
Everyone listened to this, and seeing Shazhu's expression, they quietly opened their mouths to amused.
The uncle was about to speak when he was interrupted by Sha Zhu.
Silly Zhu looked at everyone laughing, when had he ever been confronted like this, in front of everyone, was laughed at by a little boy as an old bachelor.
This is okay, and immediately became angry from embarrassment, and rushed to the army, "You little bastard, you dare to scold me, today I will slap you on your father's behalf, and teach you what the rules are"
Sha Zhu rushed over, his big slap was about to slap Lu Jun's face, this Sha Zhu had used all his strength, if the slap was real, he would have to slap him on the ground.
Lu Jun stared at Shazhu with fierce eyes, and when the slap was about to fall, he pulled out a 40cm golden cudgel, and hit Shazhu hard on the arm that was about to fall, and then quickly slapped him with a backhand On the head of the silly pillar, knock the silly pillar directly on the ground.
Lu Lu knocked and climbed down the stupid pillar with two sticks, holding the stick in his right hand, and knocking the other end of the golden cudgel in his left hand repeatedly.With a smile on his face, he stared at Shazhu fiercely.
When everyone was woken up by Sha Zhu's screams, they saw that they were lying on the ground with blood on their brains, their right hands couldn't help shaking, and their backs were sweating profusely from the frightened screams.
The uncle slapped the table angrily, "Bastard, what do you want to do, Lu Jun? Who told you to beat someone, beat up the silly Zhu like this, believe it or not, I will send you to the police station"
The old lady looked at Sha Zhu's appearance, picked up her crutches and was about to hit the army.
Lu Lu looked at the old lady and said, "Old lady, you'd better sit down and rest! If your crutch accidentally throws me, and I accidentally knocked down by your crutch, the stick in my hand, I don't know if it will be a Accidentally fell on a silly stigma, you say yes!"
After Lu Lu finished speaking, he ignored the old lady and turned to look at the uncle staring at him for a while.
Lu Lu smiled and said slowly, "My lord, what do you mean by saying this? It's because one or two of you think that I have no father or mother, and I'm easy to bully alone, right?"
"I see you! You are old, your eyes are dim, and you are blind." Lu Lu glanced at everyone's expressions after speaking.
Seeing the old man trembling with anger, he didn't give him a chance to speak.
"Grandpa, looking at you like this, you can't have both!"
"Then I want to talk to you about it. Shazhu framed me and beat me. A grandson who saw her suffer a loss also came to beat me. You are still blind, and you are blind, and you are covering Shazhu, wronging me for fighting , put a hat on me"
"I'm afraid you've forgotten that I'm only 10 years old, and my father is a martyr. Do you need me to say more?" Lu Jun smiled and looked at the uncle.
He lowered his head and glanced at Sha Zhu, there was no blood left on his head, but he hadn't recovered yet.
Lu Lu looked at the uncle who was speechless, and asked, "Master, how do you think we should solve it now?"
The old lady looked at her and said, "Boy from the Lu family, it seems to me that the old lady is a bit of a loser, so don't be a fool this time."
"Hehe! Old lady, did you forget that you were about to hit me with a cane just now? What face do you want with my 10-year-old kid?" Lu Jun shook his head at the old lady.
At this moment, Qin Huairu helped to support Silly Zhu, sat on the stool, and stared at me fiercely.
"Let's solve the problem of stealing the chicken! What I ate tonight is roast duck, not roast chicken, and the bones are still at home. Please third master bring them to me," Lu Jun said to the crowd.
"The chicken stewed by Shazhu didn't steal from Xu Damao's house. Where did it come from? He was in the factory all day, so he stole it from the factory? Then who stole the chicken? Why did Shazhu help him steal the chicken?" Cover from thieves?" Lu Jun said to everyone with a smile.
The third uncle arrived with the duck bones.
"Everyone saw that what I ate was roast duck, not chicken." Lu Jun said with a roast duck bone.
Lu Lu looked at the uncle and said, "Master, can my matter be resolved now? If it can't be resolved, I will find someone who can."
"At that time, I will see what will happen to the person who slandered and wronged the orphan of the martyr and beat a 10-year-old child." After finishing speaking, he waited for the old man to reply.
"How do you want to solve it?" the old man looked at me and asked.
"Slandering my three-month salary, slandering someone who wants to beat me, six-month salary, the old lady is fine, I don't care about it at such an age, after all, respecting the old and loving the young is our good virtue." An expression of rage.
"Okay, that's the end of it." The old man gritted his teeth, and then asked the big mother and Sha Zhu to go and get the money.
Lu Jun took the 500 yuan handed over by the uncle, and his heart was sour.
Lu Lu put away the money and said, "It's almost time. I'm going back to bed. I took the chicken soup away. This is stolen goods. This clay pot is also mine. If anyone has any idea, you can go to the rolling mill and ask. Is it okay for me to eat chicken?"
"Second uncle, third uncle, my neighbors are small, I'm going back to sleep first, chicken thief, you watch and deal with it!" After greeting everyone, Lu Lu went back with a pot of chicken soup.
(End of this chapter)
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