My backyard is a celestial dump

Chapter 17 Body Tempering Pill

Basically, Yun Han would not believe this. In the four companies he worked in before, he was fooled by the unscrupulous bosses like this. He arrived at the company before 07:30 in the morning and was busy until around [-]:[-] in the evening before returning home. .

But even with such hard work, the monthly salary still cannot be paid on time. Even if it can be paid on time, the money will be deducted in various names. Why is the benefit not good this month!Why hasn't the sales been completed this month? Wait, anyway, he hasn't received a full salary.

So when he heard the system speak in this tone, he immediately thought of the unscrupulous bosses of the four companies he worked for, and subconsciously he was very disgusted with this kind of foolishness!
However, he still wants to become a non-staff administrator of the Tianting garbage dump. After all, the last time he stepped on a puddle of stinky shit, it saved him decades of struggle.

This is also the real reason why he is willing to be fooled by the system.

As he was doing it, Yun Han suddenly said, "System? My physical fitness is pretty good even where we are. Why did I just pass the exam with you?"

Ding dong!Mortals, please don't talk to this system in this tone, is it you who called the system?
snort!Even Da Luo Jinxian has to respectfully call out 'Master Zhi' when he sees this system, let alone you, a small mortal.

Three black lines flashed across Yunhan's forehead, but soon he bowed and apologized and said, "I'm sorry! Master Zhi, I just arrived in Heaven, so I don't know your rules? Is it okay for those who don't know? Lord Zhi, please forgive me for my rashness."

Ding dong!Master Zhi, it's a magnanimous system, and it won't share your common sense with you, everyone can work at ease!

The test standard of this system is based on the lowest level of Xuanxian, so it is not bad for a mortal if your physique barely passes.

Mortals, please don't be discouraged, physique will become better and better with the baptism of fairy spirit.

In addition, flat peaches, the third-rank fairy fruit, are not something that gods can enjoy, let alone mysterious immortals, even golden immortals can rarely get them; the Queen Mother's flat peach club only invites the most powerful ones The master gods of each hall participated in the tasting, so it is extremely precious.

Ordinary people can get it, and this system hopes that ordinary people can become non-staff employees of Tianting Junkyard as soon as possible. I hope that ordinary people will not disappoint the expectations of this system.

"Thank you! Master Zhi valued me, and I will work hard."

Ding dong!The system sees the performance of mortals, and will not hesitate to reward them.

Ding dong!It was found that there were three seeds of Yiyang Grass beside the mortal, and based on the principle of not wasting any resources in the heaven, the system rewarded the mortal.

Yiyang grass is an excellent aphrodisiac tonic, especially for middle-aged and elderly people, it has a miraculous effect, especially for replenishing energy and sexual disharmony.

Yiyang grass multiplies rapidly, and it is basically extinct in the mortal world. Mortals can take it back and plant it with fairy soil, but it is not recommended for mortals to use it by themselves. Women are boning steel knives, and the system hopes that mortals will not provoke women.

Yun Han kicked it, and sure enough, he found three golden seeds not far away on the ground, and quickly put them away in a storage bag.

While wielding the shovel vigorously, he asked, "Master Zhi, I took these things back to plant, can I give or sell them to others?"

Ding dong!Logically speaking, products produced by Heavenly Court are not allowed to spread to the mortal world, but this system is not unreasonable.

It is allowed by this system for mortals to bring things from the heavens back to the mortal world to plant. Besides, although the species planted in the mortal world are celestial species, they are also cultivated with the soil of the celestial world, but after being corroded by the dirty air of the mortal world , the efficacy has been greatly weakened, and it no longer has the characteristics of a fairy product. Mortals can decide on their own, but don't spread it casually, so as not to reveal the identity of the temporary garbage manager of the mortal heaven.

"Master Zhi, don't worry! The little one will be treated seriously and strictly!"

Ding dong!Congratulations to the mortal who stepped on the bullshit of the big green bull. The mortal will be accompanied by wealth within seven days, and there will be surprises when buying fund stocks. I hope that the mortal will seriously consider and treat it carefully.

Hehehe!Finally there is another hidden benefit package!
Perfect, Yunhan told Yu Mengqing in Chuncheng that he was doing stock business recently, which made him a lot of money, and lies are sometimes easily exposed.

Although after I came back, I also went to the securities business office to apply for a trading account, and also connected to the Internet at home, and downloaded stock trading software, but I can check at a glance whether I bought stocks or not by checking on the computer!

This can be regarded as a match for Yu Mengqing's boast, and it can be regarded as a real lie.

Yun Han patted his heart that was beating violently, and said to himself: "Damn it, I will never lie to Yu Mengqing again. If I didn't accidentally step on cow dung, I really don't know how to explain to Yu Mengqing!"

Why!that's true!Only when you really care about a woman will you care about every word you say in front of her.

If she finds out that she is a person with nothing to do, even if she has a lot of wealth in her hands, how can she believe in herself?Why!It's hard to love a woman!
Tonight's harvest is really quite a lot, purple leaf crocus, Yiyang grass, and cow dung luck, Yunhan suddenly became full of energy, the shovel fluttered, the broom fluttered, and the drag bucket rattled.

Without knowing it, he cleaned up half of the garbage in this dump. If he was given another hour, he would clean up all the garbage in this dump.

It's a pity that the time is up, and it's time for him to go back. Besides, if he finishes cleaning this time, it's hard to say whether the system will need him or not?
Ding dong!The system detects that mortals have strange thoughts. This kind of thinking is unacceptable. The system is rational, and will not 'do nothing' just because mortals have excellent work performance.

Besides, the thousands of garbage dumps in the Heavenly Court are now in a state of collapse. Mortals can rest assured that there are plenty of jobs waiting for you to complete, and you will not be in danger of losing your job.

Ding dong!In view of the conscientiousness and outstanding work of mortals this time, this system specially rewards mortals with a Body Tempering Pill. This Body Tempering Pill was refined by Laojun himself. precious.

Ordinary people should treat it with caution and take it in the dead of night, so as not to have big movements affecting the surrounding crowd, causing panic and revealing their identities.

Ordinary people, please remember that this system will not treat every employee badly, so please cherish the hard-won job opportunities.

The adjustment of working hours has a lot of benefits for mortals, and mortals should adapt as soon as possible. Of course, this also means that mortals are one step closer to being promoted to the status of extra-staff garbage manager in the Heavenly Court.

Come on everyone!
Time is an accelerator of identity and a multiplier of hard work.

Remind the mortals to collect the excess fairy soil into the storage bag as soon as possible, and bring it back to the mortal world to cultivate flat peach stones, purple leaf crocodile, and Yiyang grass!

Ding dong!Mortal, your work this time has been completed, see you next time!

As soon as Yun Han put the dust on the ground into the storage bag, he felt a suction force. When he opened his eyes, he sat on the stone bench in the back garden again.

(End of this chapter)