My backyard is a celestial dump

Chapter 29 The Amazing Effect of Zhuyan Pill
At noon three days later, Yun Han messed around with a few hard-cores, and took a taxi home drunk.

After returning to the yard, it was a little strange that the door was open?Is this something wrong?The younger brother's last decoration job has been finished, and he has nothing to do for the time being, so he went back to his hometown.

There should be no one at home!Could it be that a thief has entered, Yun Han was jolted up, feeling dizzy from drinking, and suddenly woke up for the most part, picked up the wooden stick leaning against the wall and prepared to rush into the room.

At this moment, a beauty walked out of the room, Yun Han rubbed his eyes, hey!No eyes!Are you hallucinating in broad daylight?
See Yun Han acting stupid?Yu Mengqing gave a 'puh-bah' smile and said, "Look at your stupidity, what are you doing with a stick in your hand? Are you going to drive me out?"

It was indeed Yu Mengqing, I was not mistaken, I actually forgot that I gave Yu Mengqing the key to Yu Mengqing's house when I gave Yu Mengqing the last time.

Why!Drinking is a waste of time, my brain is not enough, it seems that I should drink less alcohol in the future!

Throwing away the stick in his hand, he rushed forward with a stride, hugged his wife in his arms, completely ignoring Yu Mengqing's screams, and rushed towards the house.

I took off my daughter-in-law's clothes three times, five times and two times, and was about to kiss, but was pushed away by the daughter-in-law, and said angrily: "Go and wash up first, and see the smell of wine in your mouth, it suffocates me to death, drink again later, and you are not allowed to kiss." I!"

Why!It's on fire!If it is drowned all of a sudden, don't mention how uncomfortable it is.

But dare not not implement it!He quickly rushed to the bathroom, picked up the toothbrush, swirled it up and down in his mouth, turned on the water pipe, wet his whole body, swiped it with a towel, and it was over.

When a man takes a bath, he must describe it with speed, not to mention that his wife is lying in bed waiting for him!
Tianlei set fire to the ground, he had been thirsty for so long, and he had too much savings to hand over to his wife.

After finishing the work, the daughter-in-law ran to wash it up, and he wanted to be together, but was blocked from the door, so she could only sigh and return to the bed.

However, taking advantage of his daughter-in-law's taking a bath, Yun Han took Zhuyan Pill out of the storage bag, and it was a delicate little jade bottle that was radiant and beautiful.

Not to mention the elixir, the pure white jade bottle is worth a lot, not to mention that it is something brought back from the heavens, and it will definitely be worth a lot of money if it is sold.

But for the time being, he is not short of money, so there is no need to sell this precious thing, it is small and exquisite, if it is paired with a ribbon, it may be used as an accessory for his girlfriend!
He hasn't really given his girlfriend anything good until now!White jade nourishes people, not to mention things from the heavens!
Thinking of this, he immediately turned over and got up, rummaged through boxes and cabinets, and finally found a pearl rope buckle from an old suitcase, which was bought for his ex-girlfriend when he was on a business trip to Donghai City.

Originally, I wanted to surprise Li Aifu when I came back, but I haven't waited for him to show it to her!He realized that there seemed to be something wrong with Li Aifu, so he planned to observe it again.

Sure enough, his premonition did not come out. After a week of madness with him, Li Aifu left a letter and left resolutely. This thing has been kept in the bag until now.

With dexterous hands, Yun Han pulled out a beautiful bow with a red string, and perfectly combined the jade bottle with the pearl necklace. A pearl jade gourd necklace is considered complete.

An hour later, the bathroom is still buzzing, hey!This is the difference between men and women!
It took less than 10 minutes for Yunhan to take a big bath, and more than 40 minutes to take a small bath. Seeing that his daughter-in-law couldn't hold on any longer, she just shivered and finished.

Look at Yu Mengqing, it has been almost an hour since she entered the bathroom, and she still hasn't finished washing!
Don't get hypoglycemic and pass out, right?Yun Han went to knock on the door, Yu Mengqing came out wearing a bath towel, and said angrily: "Stinky man, you won't let me take a bath, so help me quickly, don't you see that my legs are all soft? Blame you, toss me to death, bad guy!"

Yun Han teased her: "Why do you wash it so clean? Maybe you have to wash it later!"

Yu Mengqing quickly pushed him away and said, "No way! I can't take it anymore, and I have to wait until night if I want to come, you beast."

Seeing his girlfriend misunderstood, Yun Han laughed and said, "What are you thinking! Rotten girl, do I mean that? My head is full of dross."

Seeing his daughter-in-law's shy look, Yun Han was afraid that she would get angry, so he stopped teasing her, turned around and picked up the jade gourd from the table, unscrewed the lid and poured out a pill the size of a pigeon egg surrounded by cloud patterns, saying: " This is the surprise I told you on the phone—Zhuyan Dan, you got it by accident, take it quickly!"

"Zhuyan Pill? Husband, you haven't been deceived, have you? Pill? Do you think it's realistic?"

"Hehe! Don't you believe it? I didn't believe it before, but now? I believe it! Hey! Don't think about it, this thing is true, but there are some things I can't tell you now. I will wait until I have a chance later. I can tell you now, and then I will tell you!"

After speaking, he picked up the elixir and stuffed it into his girlfriend's red lips when she opened her mouth in surprise. Before she could react, the elixir melted in her mouth.

Yun Han hurriedly supported Yu Mengqing to sit cross-legged, put his hands on her back, summoned a ray of fairy air, penetrated into her body, and first protected her meridians.

The energy spread rapidly and began to fill her whole body. Yu Mengqing let out a muffled 'hum', her body trembled slightly, and pungent black red mucus began to emerge from the surface of her skin.

After the fairy air that Yunhan injected into her body also spread out, the energy of the elixir spread evenly throughout Yu Mengqing's body, and Yunhan withdrew his palm.

Sitting on the sidelines and guarding, time is ticking forward every second, and Yu Mengqing is excreting more and more mixed substances in his body.

Yun Han who stayed by her side couldn't sit still, it was too pungent!It seems that beautiful women are also human?He also eats whole grains, and the sundries excreted in his body are not much less than him!
He got up, gently opened the door and window, took another look, and saw that everything was as he expected, so he put on a T-shirt and big trousers, went to lie down on the recliner in the yard, picked up a book and read it while Pay attention to the movement in the room.

Three hours passed and there was still no movement. Yu Mengqing seemed to have fallen into a strange state.

Yun Han has no other choice, should he light a fire and cook?Sauerkraut fish fillet, sweet and sour pork ribs, cucumber, garlic lettuce, mushroom soup, served with sesame seed cakes bought outside, dinner is ready.

Just as I was about to see if my daughter-in-law was finished, when I arrived at the door, I heard a scream of 'Oh my god', a loud 'thunderbolt', and the sound of running water in the bathroom.

Why!Have you already said that?What a waste of water!

Yun Han turned around and covered the dishes on the table with a lid. It didn't take more than an hour, so don't think about it.

His prediction was indeed correct, Yu Mengqing finally walked out of the bathroom at around seven o'clock.

When Yun Han saw it, he was stunned. Isn't this a fairy?

Long hair shawls, skin that can be broken by blowing bombs, exuding a lustrous luster, and a light gauze covering the body, like a fairy stepping on colorful clouds coming from the sky.

Seeing that Yun Han was stunned, Yu Mengqing smiled slightly. When she looked in the mirror just now, she couldn't believe for a long time that the person in the mirror was herself. She didn't expect the effect of Zhuyan Pill to be so obvious.

She only now realizes that her husband is really amazing, and she feels a little confused about him, but it also arouses her strong interest in exploring Yunhan, and secretly said: "We still have to spend the rest of our lives together! I have plenty of time to explore your secrets." .

Stepping forward, he patted Yun Han gently to wake him up, and said, "Stupid, I've been so stupid today, is the meal ready? Am I hungry?"

Yun Han immediately reacted, and said with a mean smile: "Daughter-in-law, your change makes me dare not recognize it, it's so beautiful!"

"Heck! Isn't that your credit? Thank you, husband! I love you so much!"

"Eat, eat, but before eating, I have to taste my wife's taste."

"Wooooow! Where did you put your hand! Bad guy!"

(End of this chapter)