Siheyuan: Twenty-eight bars chasing Qin Jingru

Chapter 155 The Silly Zhu Xu Damao Was That Kind of Relationship (Please subscribe)

After receiving Qin Huairu's message, Silly Zhu felt more beautiful in his heart, so he laughed involuntarily.

Silly Zhu said with a smile, which surprised everyone at the scene.

Seeing everyone's expressions, Shazhu realized that he was too obvious, and immediately smiled awkwardly and said:

"Aha, I stole the chicken. I voluntarily admit it. Don't look at me like that."

Everyone at the scene: "???"

"You look as if you are admitting something very honorable. Don't you look at you with this expression? Then what expression do you use to look at you?"

"Are you looking at you with admiration?"

"For a long time, it turned out that it was Sha Zhu who stole it. Just now, you framed it and said it was stolen by the children. You are really not a good bird, Sha Zhu."

"Indeed, I really didn't expect that this idiot would do such a sneaky thing, and there were thieves in our courtyard."

"That's right, you're not ashamed of stealing Xu Damao's chicken, and you're still grinning! Do you still want face?"

……

There were endless discussions, and everyone was irritated by this silly smile.

Stealing other people's chickens, still so confident?
Is there really such a shameless person?
"Did you see it? Did you see it?" Xu Damao also became annoyed, pointed at Sha Zhu, and said: "This silly Zhu stole my chicken, and he still looks like he doesn't repent. I think it's better to report the case directly and let the police Take him away!"

Upon hearing this, the smile on Sha Zhu's face froze immediately: "Oh, don't!"

"I don't care, I'm annoyed seeing you like this, I'm going to call the police!" Xu Damao was also annoyed, and said angrily.

"You dare, I don't think I'll beat you!" Sha Zhu was furious, and he raised his fist to hit Xu Damao.

"Hey, you still dare to hit me after stealing my chicken, okay, hit me, if you don't hit me today, you will be a grandson!" Xu Damao stood still and shouted: "I'm going to talk about it today!" Here you are, if you dare to touch me, if I, Xu Damao, don’t send you in today, I will be your grandson!"

"I still don't believe it, I'll beat you today," Sha Zhu's temper came up, and it's not so easy to stop him, "I'll beat you today!"

"Cough! Cough!" The great master Yi Zhonghai couldn't sit still, he stood up abruptly, and roared, "Pillar! Pillar hand!"

The uncle's voice resounded throughout the yard.

It was as if a thunderbolt sounded above Sha Zhu's head.

Immediately shocked the silly Zhu to wake up.

Silly Zhu's hand hanging in the air stopped.

The uncle rushed up immediately: "Zhuzi, you are just messing around, are you crazy?"

Saying that, he pulled Silly Zhu aside.

"Elder, have you seen it? Second and third, have you all seen it too?"

"This idiot not only stole my chicken, but also threatened to beat me?"

"This matter, you have to decide for me."

As Xu Damao said, he looked at the crowd again:
"Has everyone seen it? Everyone comment on it for me. Is there such a truth in this world?"

"That's right, it's too much!" someone said.

"Report the crime! This idiot is too lawless." Another person said.

"Yes, sneaking around is already disgusting enough, but you still want to hit someone, you have to report to the police and arrest him."

For a while, the crowd in the courtyard was excited.

In an instant, Silly Zhu became the target of public criticism.

"Zhuzi! Why don't you pay Xu Damao soon?" Yi Zhonghai shouted immediately, "You stole Xu Damao's chicken. It was your fault. How could you still beat someone? Do you still think the incident is not enough?" Big?"

The uncle's words also made Sha Zhu sober. Although he did not steal the chicken, he admitted it, and it is impossible to shirk this matter.

Looking at Qin Huairu who was looking at him with burning eyes, Sha Zhu immediately gritted his teeth and said, "I'm sorry, Xu Damao, I didn't hold back the same just now, don't mind."

"Quack quack quack quack quack quack!" Xu Damao cheered, "It's not too bad, just apologize obediently, a thief must have the attitude of a thief, of course, just because I smile doesn't mean I forgive you, I still have to report the crime."

Upon hearing this, Yi Zhonghai immediately interjected: "Da Mao, give me face, this matter should be settled in the courtyard."

"Why?" Xu Damao refused to accept, "There is a thief in this courtyard, of course it is better to report it!"

In Yi Zhonghai's view, his prestige was number one, so of course he wouldn't be so directly biased towards this silly pillar.

Yi Zhonghai's mind was spinning rapidly, and he said the speech he had just prepared: "Yes, you are right, this post is stealing your chicken, but maybe there is something unspeakable? After all, they are in the same yard After so many years, everyone knows that this silly Zhu is not the one who steals chickens. I think he stole your chickens. It may be because of your previous holidays. He wanted to take revenge on you. It was not purely a thief. You said I guessed right, Zhuzi?"

As soon as the words came out, Sha Zhu immediately heard the voice of the words.

Although Shazhu's name is Shazhu, he's not really stupid. He plays tricks with the people in the yard every day, but he's slipping away.

He has a bright mind, but he can't control his temper as soon as it comes up, which is why he feels a little stunned.

"Ah, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes," Silly Zhu followed the words of the old man and said, "I just took revenge on you, Xu Damao. Who told you every day that I have an unclear relationship with Qin Huairu, which will affect my reputation, so I will take revenge." I stole his chicken to vent my personal anger."

"The relationship between you is unclear. Am I wrong? You went through the vegetable cellar together." Xu Damao refused to accept it, and immediately brought up the old matter again.

"Xu Damao, you brought this up again, right? You said it was a misunderstanding, are you finished?" Silly Zhu was annoyed again. It is true that he and Qin Huairu got into the vegetable cellar, but the two really didn't have each other. What happened, he didn't do anything and he was accused of stealing/love, of course Sha Zhu was not happy.

"Hahahahaha! I'm so angry that I misunderstood? What else can I do in the vegetable cellar? Even if it doesn't work, I guess I plan to do something good?" Xu Damao grinned.

As soon as these words came out, everyone in the courtyard covered their mouths and laughed.

Everyone in the courtyard knew about Sha Zhu and Qin Huairu's drilling into the vegetable cellar.

Qin Huairu, who was standing by the side, blushed, and was so ashamed that she wanted to find a crack in the ground to sneak in.

"What kind of vegetable cellar? What kind of vegetable cellar?" Jia Zhang was also anxious. When Sha Zhu and Qin Huairu entered the vegetable cellar, Jia Zhang was serving his sentence in a labor camp, so he didn't know about it at all. The matter immediately exploded: "Okay, you two bitches, you actually did such a thing while I was away!"

Speaking of Jia Zhang's going to beat that silly pillar...

"Okay!" Yi Zhonghai was annoyed when he heard Caijiao, and blushed and shouted: "Stop making trouble, now we are talking about Xu Damao's loss of chicken, why are you talking about those old things? The previous thing, It was all a misunderstanding, and it was made clear at the time!"

As soon as these words came out, the chaotic scene finally quieted down.

Although Jia Zhang didn't make a move, he still panted heavily and said, "I don't know what you have explained clearly. If you have made it clear, I will not explain it clearly."

"Old sister-in-law, if you still want to make a fuss about this, after we finish dealing with the current matter, you can make a fuss as you please, okay?" Yi Zhonghai said.

"..." Jia Zhang gritted his teeth and said, "Hmph!"

The scene finally became quiet.

As for the matter of drilling vegetable cellars, Yi Zhonghai and Qin Huairu were arrested twice, and everyone in the hospital knew about it.

Everyone remembered this matter again, and they couldn't help showing mysterious smiles.

This Yi Zhonghai is so blocked from mentioning it because he is afraid that everyone will remember this matter, right?
"Okay, everyone, stop talking about other things, Xu Damao, what are you going to do about this matter?" Yi Zhonghai asked.

"I have just one idea, report it!" Xu Damao was also furious.

"You!!!" Silly Zhu was annoyed again, and immediately wanted to start, but was stopped by Yi Zhonghai's eyes.

"Okay, Da Mao, I know you can't be angry. Zhu Zi really shouldn't get angry at you just now." Yi Zhonghai said: "Zhu Zi stole your chicken. wrong."

Speaking of this, Yi Zhonghai changed the subject: "However, Zhu Zi has already apologized to you, and Zhu Zi's act of stealing your chicken was just for revenge, not stealing chickens in the true sense. Zhu Zi can't handle it, so it's a bit too cruel, right?"

"I'm cruel?" Xu Damao was preparing to argue.

"Da Mao, wait for me to finish speaking!" Yi Zhonghai interrupted, and continued: "Yes! You can indeed vent your anger by reporting the case, but Zhu Zi was arrested, and there is no specific benefit for you, and Because of this matter, your hatred will probably be even deeper. As the saying goes, it is better to resolve an enemy than to end it. You have to forgive and forgive others. I think it is more practical to ask Zhuzi to pay you. What do you think? After all, Zhuzi If you catch it, you won't get any benefits, will you?"

Hearing this, Xu Damao's heart was moved, but he didn't really intend to call the police.

"Okay! Let's pay for it. I'm a hen that lays eggs. Give me ten yuan and forget about it." Xu Damao said.

"Oh! Ten yuan? Are you really a lion?" Silly Zhu was startled: "It costs more than two yuan for a chicken, and it costs ten yuan when you open your mouth. You might as well grab it!"

The people in the courtyard were also shocked.

At this time, the chicken is usually about one or two yuan. Even if it is a hen that lays eggs, two yuan is enough.

Xu Damao asked for ten yuan to open his mouth, which was enough for half a month's wages for a first-level worker.

Qin Huairu's salary is only 24 yuan. She can't earn ten yuan after working for ten days.

"Xu Damao, you want too much. Aren't you clearly blackmailing people?" Qin Huairu said, although it was Shazhu's money, it was no different from Qin Huairu's, and Shazhu's pocket was empty. , it was not so easy for her to open her mouth to 'borrow', so she was the first to say: "I don't want to bring someone like you, Xu Damao, I think two yuan will do."

"That's right, ten yuan is too much." Others in the courtyard also said.

"Indeed, Shazhu is not a real thief, he just stole the chicken for revenge. Ten yuan is really too much."

Everyone, you said each sentence.

The elder Yi Zhonghai said: "Da Mao, let me be fair. You can see the feedback from the people in the courtyard. You asked for ten yuan, which is indeed a bit much."

"That's five yuan!" Xu Damao said, "The minimum is five yuan!"

"No!" Silly Zhu said: "Five yuan is not a lot, good guy, I only have thirty yuan a month, which is enough for my five days' wages. It is definitely not possible."

"It's only five yuan, and even a cent less!" Xu Damao insisted.

"At most two yuan, even one point more!" Sha Zhu also barged up.

"Okay, let's report it!" Xu Damao released his big move.

"..." Silly Zhu couldn't speak, and immediately clenched his fists, wanting to get mad but not daring to get mad.

"Okay, okay, five yuan is five yuan, I agreed for Zhuzi." In order to prevent Xu Damao from reporting the crime, and wanting to solve this matter quickly, the uncle Yi Zhonghai said: "Zhuzi, go get the money .”

Although Sha Zhu was very reluctant, there was nothing he could do.

Knowing that Xu Damao was blackmailing him, he couldn't help it.

After all, if you really report the crime, the police don't care what reason you stole the chicken.

So Shazhu could only reluctantly take out five yuan and handed it to Xu Damao.

"Tsk tsk, it's over if you take it out earlier." Xu Damao took five yuan, sniffed his nose, and said, "En, money, it smells so good!"

After finishing speaking, Xu Damao waved his hand: "Let's go Ma Fang, go home."

Seeing Xu Damao leave contentedly, his silly face turned green.

Buying a chicken for five yuan is a huge loss in this day and age.

But this loss, silly Zhu can only swallow it in his stomach.

And this matter, it can be regarded as a turnaround.

Zou He watched the play calmly from the sidelines, watching the silly pillar finally collapse, Zou He didn't say a word.

This silly Zhu wants to be a licking dog himself, to curry favor with Qin Huairu, so let him lick it.

This has nothing to do with Zou and Dime.

Not to mention the crime of stealing chickens for helping BangGong, Zou He would not care even if this silly Zhu sold the house to Qin Huairu's family.

Sha Zhu was happy to be sucked blood by Qin Huairu.

It doesn't matter to Zou He if he sucks this stupid Zhu to death.

This silly Zhu is not a good bird, Zou He just doesn't have the time to meddle in his business.

There is a saying, what is it called, you can never wake up a person who pretends to be asleep.

Shazhu's happiness, let him experience it slowly.

"Yes, this play is quite exciting." Zou He returned home and thought about it.

"I feel that silly Zhu didn't steal that chicken..." Jin Long said suddenly.

"Oh? How do you know?" Zou He was shocked.

"It's just a feeling." Jin Long said.

"I don't think so either. Looking at that silly Zhu's expression, it doesn't look like he stole it." Baofeng also said.

Zou He was stupefied, staring at Jin Long Bao Feng with wide eyes, he didn't come back to his senses for a long time.

"What are you looking at, Dad?" Jin Long said.

"Aren't we right?" Baofeng also said something.

"...Yes, what you said is quite right!" Zou He asked tentatively, "Let me ask you something, do you know about mobile phones?"

"Hand...chicken?" Jin Long stared curiously, "What kind of chicken is that?"

"Then do you know about Glory of Kings?" Zou He asked again.

"King? Pesticide?" Baofeng asked, "What kind of medicine is that?"

It seems that he thinks too much.

These two children should not be timetravelers, Zou He said with a smile: "Haha, it's nothing, I'm just talking nonsense."

"Oh." Jinlong and Baofeng looked at each other, their pupils were full of doubts, and they didn't know what they were thinking.

……

the other side.

Silly Zhuding was accused of stealing a chicken with stick stems, so he found Qin Huairu, wanting to get some favors.

"Qin Huairu, you have to repay me for today's matter, right?" Silly Zhu put his hands in his pockets, looked up at the sky, and made an expression of 'I am a great hero'.

"What's the matter?" Qin Huairu pretended to be stupid and blank: "I didn't understand what you said."

"Qi~ please pretend to be Ha Qin Huairu with me, my buddy has helped you a lot today." Silly Zhu said while shaking his legs triumphantly, with an expression of doing something important, those who didn't know thought it He just came back from saving the universe.

"That's fine, thank you, today is thanks to you." Qin Huairu said.

"That's it?" Sha Zhu stared over, as if a little dissatisfied.

What about 'it will be good for you'?

"Oh, I hate it!" Qin Huairu said, stretching out his hand to pinch Shazhu's cotton-padded jacket, which was regarded as a reward for him.

Even though he was wearing thick clothes, he could still feel the physical contact, and Sha Zhu immediately felt happy, feeling that it was all worth it.

"Okay, I thanked you, and you should thank me too." Qin Huairu stopped talking and turned to the main topic.

"Thank you? What am I thanking you for?" Silly Zhu asked in confusion.

"Just now, Xu Damao asked you to pay ten yuan. I was the first to stand up and talk to you. Is it to save you some losses?" Qin Huairu said.

"So?" Silly Zhu stared.

"So..." Qin Huairu stretched out his hand and spread it out: "So lend me five yuan, the family really can't solve the problem, and I will pay you back when the salary is paid."

"Uh..." Silly Zhu became displeased: "My good fellow, I just lost five yuan to the top bag of the stick, and you want to borrow another five yuan, no money, no money, no money! "

"So stingy? It's not bad to borrow five yuan. I guess I misunderstood you, hmph!" Qin Huairu said, turned his head and left immediately, and put down a cruel sentence: "If you are like this, let's not have any contact in the future. ! You should stop helping our family!"

"???" Silly Zhu looked at Qin Huairu's tun with a 'gentleman's perspective', and immediately his heart trembled.

How can such a good model and such a good woman be let go.

"All right, all right!" Sha Zhu gritted his teeth, and took out a five-yuan note from his pocket: "Five yuan, just this time!"

Qin Huairu smiled immediately, turned around abruptly, and snatched the five yuan.

"That's more or less the same!" Qin Huairu turned his head and left when the words fell to the ground.

The goal has been achieved, so naturally the other party can't take too much advantage.

Watching Qin Huairu twist her waist and leave, Sha Zhu stared, his eyes straightened.

I thought to myself, Jia Dongxu, why isn't he whining!
……

On this day, Bangjiu came to sleep in the silly pillar's house again.

As usual, completely ignore the stupid sentence.

The mode of getting along with stick stems and silly pillars is just that.

Shazhu doesn't say a word, and Bangjiu will never take the initiative to speak.

Silly Zhu took the initiative to speak, and BangGou's answer would never exceed five words.

If there are more than five, then it must be a fool.

"Hey, don't you have anything to say today?" Silly Zhu took the initiative to ask.

"What are you talking about?" Sticky's voice was cold.

"What are you talking about? You pretended to be me, right? Shouldn't you say thank you for the bag I gave you?" Silly Zhu was not happy anymore. Helped the stick, I want a thank you, can't it be too much?

Stick paused, and said one word: "Get lost!"

"Oh my, you are heartless, you don't thank me, you still let me go?" Silly Zhu was annoyed: "Is this my home or yours, if you want to go, it should be you, right?"

"Shazhu!" Stick stood up, pointed at Shazhu's nose, and said coldly: "I told you a long time ago, since you pinched off three of my fingers, this home belongs to me, stick. I didn't kick you out, it's already the greatest tolerance for you, don't think that I will forgive you for doing such a small thing! Remember, I will never forgive you!"

"Yo, hahahaha! Little brat!" Silly Zhu said with a look of disdain: "All right, all right, this house is yours, and it depends on whether you have the ability to snatch it away."

"Let's see!" Stick Gritted his teeth.

"Let's go, let's go, let's go and see!" Silly Zhu smiled slyly, and thought to himself that I will become your mother in the future, why don't you call me dad?No matter how great you are, how dare you drive your father away?

As for the stick living in Shazhu's place, he is not idle, and whenever he encounters delicious food, he snatches it all away.

It's much more refreshing to put money in your pocket when you see it, than in your own home.

Of course, I don’t want to go back and a family of five squeezes a bed.

Sha Zhu was really angry sometimes, and he did tell Qin Huairu about it.

But every time, she was fascinated by Qin Huairu's three kind words and sweet smile, and suddenly lost her opinion, and in the end it was nothing.

So the stick has been living in Shazhu's house, constantly moving valuable things from Shazhu's house to Qin Huairu's house.

Qin Huairu was also very happy about this, she was really a good boy, and knew how to bring things home.

And Shazhu also thought that Jia Dongxu was getting worse day by day, so he didn't care about it any more.

……

It's just that Jia Dongxu is still dying.

It's just... don't die.

Silly Zhu couldn't bear it anymore, so he came to Qin Huairu's house with an excuse, and looked at Jia Dongxu.

At this time, Jia Dongxu was already skinny and skinny, and he didn't look like a person at all.

A discerning person can tell at a glance that this Jia Dongxu will not live long.

"Look...you...Mom!" Jia Dongxu exerted all his strength and cursed, "Oh...a...beep...ah!"

Silly Zhu: "..."

"Get out...you...damn...!" Jia Dongxu cursed with difficulty: "Bitch... kind... stupid... Zhu!"

Silly Zhu slipped away immediately as if his mind had been seen through.

Back home, Shazhu thought of Jia Dongxu's eyes looking at him, and his scalp tingled for a while.

Did Jia Dongxu see my thoughts?

Can't you?
……

On this day, Yu Haitang also seemed to have opened the door to a new world.

Every bone in his body was pinched, and Yu Haitang's people seemed to be reorganized. Everywhere he went, there was a smile on the corner of his mouth, thinking about what was there and what was not.

Some things are strange to say, when Zou He helped her to set her bones, it hurt a lot.

After the bone setting, she had a feeling that she would never do this again in her life.

But after a day, I thought about it again...

It's a strange idea.

Of course, Yu Haitang is not sure about bone setting, is it that kind of thing?

So when I returned home that day, with this doubt, Yu Haitang asked, "Sister, may I ask you something?"

"What's the matter? You blushed like this, what happened?" Yu Li asked.

"That's right, it's about men and women." Yu Haitang blushed up to her ears.

"Men, women, what, what?" Yu Li looked puzzled, not quite understanding.

"Let's put it this way, sister, that is," Yu Haitang exhaled like blue, and said, "It's about the couple's affairs. I want to ask you, do you know what it means to enter the bridal chamber?"

"Ah???" Yu Li was stunned, and her face turned red immediately. Instead of answering Yu Haitang's question, she subconsciously asked, "Why did you suddenly ask this?"

"Oh, just answer me directly." Yu Haitang acted coquettishly.

"I'm not married, and I don't know." Yu Li said truthfully.

"That's right, then I'll ask our mother." Yu Haitang stood up.

"..." Yu Li was speechless, shaking her head, thinking that this little sister is really hard to manage.

So Yu Haitang found her mother, tried a few times, and finally asked.

"Ah!" Yu's mother was startled, and shouted, "What are you asking? How can you, a girl, behave like a man? You are not married yet. If you get pregnant What can I do?"

"So, you can really get pregnant like that?" Yu Haitang swallowed.

"What is it like, tell me carefully, what have you done?" Mother Yu asked again.

Just now Yu Haitang only said that the two of them were alone in the same room and on the same bed, without going into details.

So, Yu Haitang elaborated again.

After listening to it, Mother Yu didn't react for a long time, she just said: "It's just, like this?"

"En!" Yu Haitang nodded.

"Impossible? Why am I so disbelieving?" Yu's mother looked unbelievable. Both men and women are alone in the same room. Is it just that?

"Otherwise, what should we do?" Yu Haitang asked again.

"..." Yu's mother's face also flushed, and she thought to herself, what am I talking about with my daughter?

Family education in this era is relatively conservative, and such topics are rarely discussed between mother and daughter.

It's just that the daughter is getting older, and she took the initiative to ask about this matter, as a mother, some will say it.

So Yu Haili's mother and daughter chatted privately, talking a lot and in detail.

……

And this night.

Zou He is also doing some very detailed things with Qin Jingru.

After the golden dragon, treasure and phoenix were all asleep, the husband and wife finally had free time to communicate in depth.

Silent all night.

Only the night wind blows violently.

Blow the branches, trunks and leaves to make a sound.

piapiapiapiapia ringing non-stop.

……

In the past two days, Shazhu suffered a loss because of what happened last night, and he held a grudge against Xu Damao.

So he held back his bad intentions and wanted to rectify this Xu Damao.

That day the leaders of the factory were eating, and Sha Zhu was the cook cooking, and happened to see Xu Damao making friends with the leaders.

Silly Zhu knows that Xu Damao can't drink, but he likes to get close to the leader.

So under normal circumstances, the leaders were not drunk, but Xu Damao himself got drunk first.

So Shazhu was excited and came up with an idea.

"Come on, come on, come on, leader, I, Xu Damao, would like to respect you." Xu Damao said at this time, he picked up the wine glass and drank it, 'baji' after drinking a glass of white wine, he let out a happy 'ah', and turned the glass down: " Look at the leader, not a single drop of wine leaked out, this represents the sincerity of me, Xu Damao!"

Seeing this, the leader chuckled and made no statement.

At this time, Shazhu who was serving the dishes interrupted:

"Hey, Xu Damao, you're not telling the truth. There's no such thing as a toast to the leader. Good things come in pairs. Two toasts are the only way to be successful."

Upon hearing this, Xu Damao became anxious, and cast a questioning look, as if to say, 'What do you mean, stupid, you are making trouble, right? '.

"Hey, what are you looking at me for? Xu Damao, you don't want to have a drink, do you?" Silly Zhu said immediately.

"Why don't you want to drink? What nonsense are you talking about?" Xu Damao said angrily.

"Haha, why don't you hurry up and have another drink, what are you talking about here?" Silly Zhu looked at the leader: "You said what I said, right, leader?"

Leaders are noncommittal.

Xu Damao was erected, but there was nothing he could do. He immediately poured another glass and drank it straight away.

Seeing this, Silly Zhu was happy.

Every time a dish is served, Shazhu will take the time to say a few words.

After this operation, Xu Damao, who had no capacity for alcohol, drank much more than usual.

Soon, Xu Damao was so drunk that he passed out.

"Oh, look at Xu Damao, he's drunk. I'll take him aside to rest, and you guys can continue eating."

Silly Zhu said a word, and dragged Xu Damao to a warehouse in the cafeteria.

While Xu Damao was asleep, Shazhu stripped Xu Damao naked, and tied Xu Damao up with a rope.

"Stupid, just wait, see if I don't kill you." Silly Zhu thought of a countermeasure.

He hid all of Xu Damao's clothes, and when Xu Damao woke up, he insisted that Xu Damao was drunk last night and molested an employee in the factory.

'If it wasn't for me, silly Zhu, who saved you, you would have become a rapist. '

Blackmailing Xu Damao with this statement can not only relieve his anger, but also maybe get the five yuan back.

Thinking of this, the idiot laughed mischievously.

……

【Ding!According to the current scenario, the host is asked to make the following choices. 】

[Choice [-]: Ignore Silly Zhu's behavior of punishing Xu Damao, the reward is not related to hanging up the title, ten catties of meat ticket]

[Option [-]: Rescue Xu Damao, reward zg with the title of good friend, ten catties of meat tickets]

[Option [-]: Use this matter to punish Sha Zhu and Xu Damao, and reward a random skill]

Zou He, who was working quietly, suddenly heard a reminder in his mind.

After looking at the system panel, the text on it is clearly written.

Zou He couldn't help but be surprised.

Yo, here comes the task of this option again.

Look at the task options again.

"Is there still a choice?" Zou He waved his hand and thought, "Of course it's choice three."

Another skill reward, Zou He already has quite a few skills.

I just don't know what skills will be given this time.

Zou He is now the youngest fifth-grade worker in the factory, and also works part-time as an announcer.

So Zou and He are free to work.

After greeting the leader, Zou He walked out of the workshop directly.

"Hey, I really envy Kazuko. If you want to work in the workshop, you can work in the workshop. If you want to help in the studio, you can help in the studio. It's so comfortable."

"What's the use of being envious, you have to have a voice like Hezi's."

"Not only the voice, but also the skills of a fitter. You, a first-level worker, envy other people's fifth-level workers, aren't you asking for trouble?"

"Hey, I am five years older than Hezi, and I am still a first-class worker. He is a fifth-grade worker at a young age. There is really no comparison."

"Comparisons between people are so annoying, I feel like a waste when you compare me like this!"

……

Under everyone's envious eyes, Zou He left the workshop and came to the cafeteria.

Sure enough, in the canteen warehouse, I saw Shazhu and Xu Damao who was tied to the bed.

This plot is familiar.

Isn't this the part where Silly Zhu punished Xu Damao?

I didn't expect this to trigger the mission.

So Zou He rushed over with a sack without saying a word.

With Zou He's current speed, Sha Zhu couldn't react at all.

I only felt that when my eyes went dark, Shazhu was covered by a sack.

Then Silly Zhu only felt someone with great strength tie him up.

Silly Zhu was blindfolded and couldn't see anything clearly.

Zou He imitated the voice of the second uncle Liu Hai with his 'Super Variety Voice Line', and said, "Silly Zhu, drink up this half bottle of wine, or I will kill you!"

"Second uncle? Is that you?" Silly Zhu heard something, and said, "Second uncle, I have no enmity with you, why did you tie me up?"

"Slap!" A slap hit Shazhu's mouth.

Zou He said again in the voice of the second uncle Liu Haizhong: "Stop talking nonsense, I think you are toasting and not eating fine wine!"

While talking, Zou He directly pinched Sha Zhu's nose and started drinking...

Silly Zhu was dumbfounded and tied up again, so he was naturally powerless to resist.

Soon half a bottle of white wine was down, and Sha Zhu began to fall asleep groggyly.

When he opened his eyes again, Sha Zhu could only see something white in front of him.

Taking a closer look, it turned out to be Xu Damao who was naked.

"Ah!" With a scream, Sha Zhu realized that he was not wearing any clothes either!
At this moment, the door of the cafeteria was pushed open.

Seeing this scene in front of them, everyone present was stunned.

Canteen director: "???"

The new deputy factory director Guo: "???"

Director of the projection room: "???"

All the staff in the cafeteria: "???"

Countless employees who came to watch the fun: "???"

Everyone's eyes widened and their mouths opened wide, unable to believe what they saw.

There was silence for a few seconds.

"hiss!"

Someone gasped.

The pot exploded at once.

"Wow! Xu Damao is hugging Shazhu?"

"Oh my god, still nothing/clad together?"

"I'm going. It's really eye-opening that these two people have such a relationship."

"Oh my god, I didn't expect that, the legendary man and the man?"

"Ah, ah, this kind of thing happened in our rolling mill! It's really unexpected!"

"It's no wonder that Sha Zhu never got married. It turns out that he has a hobby in this area!"

"I really can't tell, hahahaha!"

"These two are really a pair of enemies. They fight every day. I didn't expect to be so close behind the scenes!"

"The world is really big, full of wonders!"

……

For a while, there were endless discussions.

Everyone's brains seemed to have been cut open.

Everyone really didn't expect that Xu Damao and Sha Zhu had such a relationship.

I just felt my scalp go numb for a while, and my three views were completely shattered!
At this time Xu Damao also woke up in a daze, and saw that he was hugging someone.

Just stare at it, it's a silly pillar.

Xu Damao was also stunned.

Look at the countless pairs of eyes outside.

Xu Damao's whole body is not well.

"Pfft!" Someone couldn't help laughing, and said, "It's just that there is no video recorder. If there is one, take a picture of these two people, and it will probably be a big news."

"Indeed, they are recorded with a movie-making machine, and then shown in the countryside. Many people must watch it."

"Hahahahaha! When you say that, I have a picture in my mind!"

"But to be honest, even if I could record it, I wouldn't dare to play it. This scene is too explosive!"

"Indeed, if you want to release this movie, you probably have to approve it, hahahahaha!"

In the smiling eyes of countless people, Sha Zhu and Xu Damao looked at each other.

The two eyes met...

Click!

It was as if a fire was flickering!
"What do you mean?" Silly Xu Damao questioned the other party at the same time.

"What do you mean? I don't even know what happened?" Xu Damao exclaimed, "What did you do to me last night?"

"You still have the nerve to talk about me?!" Sha Zhu couldn't remember what happened last night, and shouted: "Xu Damao, you are so fucking disgusting!"

"You're disgusting!" Xu Damao yelled.

"Damn, I'm short on draws, right?"

Silly Zhu stretched out his hand and was about to hit him.

Xu Damao fought back while hiding.

The two of you came and went and fought.

Soon... Shazhu hugged Xu Damao, Xu Damao hugged Shazhu, and the two wrestled together.

The two of them are indeed fighting.

But in the eyes of the people on the scene.

These two seem to be flirting!

"Ahem!" The new deputy factory director Guo couldn't help it: "Presumptuous! This is so, what's so decent?!"

The director of the canteen also yelled: "Hurry up and put on your clothes!"

Silly Xu Damao came back to his senses, and hurriedly started looking for clothes...

Both of them wanted to die, wishing to find a mouse to get in, and never come out to see anyone again!

The workers looked at it mockingly, like countless laser guns, shooting countless holes in the whole body of Xu Damao and Shazhu...

God knows how these two people got out of this cafeteria.

And this incident quickly spread in the factory.

Everyone in the audience, as long as they saw Xu Damao and Silly Zhu, they couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Although neither of them admitted what happened.

But the impact of this matter is still great.

Xu Damao's foolishness was also notified by the whole factory, and he was severely criticized.

Back home, Huang Mafang was shocked when she heard the news: "Okay, Xu Damao, you are so disgusting. I said you haven't touched me for so long. So you like men? Why are you so disgusting?"

"..." Xu Damao's face turned green immediately: "This is a misunderstanding! This is a misunderstanding!"

"Misunderstanding? The two of you are like that, and you haven't returned all night. How dare you say it's a misunderstanding? Do you think I'll believe it?" Huang Mafang thought of something, immediately vomited, and said, "You are so disgusting Ah, Xu Damao! She was dating a man..."

Xu Damao didn't know how to explain it, so he sighed and walked out in anger.

At this time, the little blue-faced Xu Monster could already speak, and asked, "Mom, Mom, what do you mean when you say my dad likes men?"

"It's your father who is a pervert! Do you understand?" Huang Mafang said angrily.

"Oh, I see, my father is a pervert!" The little blue-faced wondered what to think, and said with a smile, "That's great, my father is a pervert!"

"Your father is a pervert, what are you laughing at?" Huang Mafang was speechless.

The little blue-faced Xu Kuai giggled. Although he didn't know what was going on in his mind, it was obvious that he was really happy.

……

In this day and age, no one can accept gay men, so when people in the courtyard mentioned this, they felt disgusted.

When Shazhu came to help Qin Huairu that day, Qin Huairu even said: "You put the lunch box on the ground, and I will take it myself."

"Put it on the ground? Why?" Silly Zhu stared.

"Just put it on the ground." Qin Huairu insisted.

"What? Even you despise me? Let me tell you, Qin Huairu, this is really a misunderstanding..."

"Enenen, take it as a misunderstanding, please put the lunch box on the ground..."

Seeing the disgust on Qin Huairu's face, Silly Zhu was speechless, so he had to put the lunch box on the ground.

Qin Huairu immediately picked up the lunch box and ran into the house quickly.

Everyone in the factory was spreading the news, and Qin Huairu was also a little worried, this idiot is really a pervert.

Thinking about the way that silly Zhu looked at her every day, Qin Huairu suddenly felt sick: No matter how much this silly Zhu thinks about it, he can't find a man? !Oops, if that's the case, it's really disgusting!

Yi Zhonghai of the middle court also murmured: "Could it be that Zhuzi has been a bachelor for too long, is he in a hurry? It seems that I have to introduce him to a widow or something, or else I will be suffocated after a long time, which is not good."

Of course Yi Zhonghai didn't believe it was true.

But what I saw with my own eyes, the two didn't come back overnight, and it was like that, it is inevitable that people don't think about it.

……

Silly Zhu was very depressed at home.

He said it was a misunderstanding, but no one believed it.

After all, people only believe what they see.

Drinking booze at home...

Suddenly, Silly Zhu was taken aback, remembering something.

Immediately ran to the backyard, just happened to meet Xu Damao who came out to breathe.

"Xu Damao, I know who did what we did!" Silly Zhu said.

"Who?" Xu Damao asked.

"Second Uncle! It was Second Uncle who did it!" Sha Zhu said decisively: "I remembered, it was Second Uncle who tied me up and gave me wine!"

"Second uncle did it? Seriously?" Xu Damao said in shock.

"It's absolutely true, although I didn't see the appearance of the second uncle clearly, but I can hear the voice, that is, the second uncle has not escaped!" Silly Zhu insisted.

"Okay!" Xu Damao narrowed his eyes: "Go, fuck him!"

So the stupid Zhu and Xu Damao went to the second uncle Liu Haizhong's house in a mighty way.

Zou He saw this scene clearly.

Couldn't help but laugh.

Not bad, have you seen another good show?

At this moment, the familiar voice in Zou He's mind also sounded.

You don't need to think about it, it's naturally a reward from the system.

I don't know this time, what skills do I have?

Zou He suddenly became curious.

(End of this chapter)