Siheyuan: Twenty-eight bars chasing Qin Jingru

Chapter 171 Playing a big show with Ziguang Tianguangfu, Liu Haizhong is ashamed, sell yourself ([-] words for subscription)
(ps: There were fewer updates in the first two days, and today there are more updates, and there will be another chapter in the afternoon.)
Of course, Zou He has no interest in making these two live treasures his sons.

However, it's not bad if you can play around with it.

Just as he was thinking, a familiar voice sounded in his mind.

【Ding!According to the current scenario, the host is asked to make the following choices. 】

[Option 100: Cooperate with the other party, let him tie himself up, get the title of swallowing his anger, and reward [-] yuan in cash]

[Option 100: Beat up Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu, get the title of reckless and ignorant, and reward [-] yuan in cash]

[Option 100: Ignore Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu, go to the scene by yourself, get the title of flying and domineering, and reward [-] yuan in cash]

[Option 100, find a way to fool Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu into being his own son, get the title of Unexpectedly, reward [-] yuan in cash, and reward a random function symbol]

……

Yo, it even triggers optional missions.

Take a look at this award.

Not bad, there is a title that I don't know what it is used for, and a cash reward of 100 yuan.

Among the four options, there happened to be one that coincided with Zou He's thoughts.

Zou He smiled slightly, there is still a choice, of course it is choice four.

So, Zou He had an idea, and said: "This way, the sky is bright, it is really not good, you can try to be my godson for two days first? This is also my test of you, if you don't think it is suitable, forget it. Of course, if I am dissatisfied with you, I will also kick you out."

Hearing this, Liu Guangtian stared and said, "This, isn't this good?"

"Yeah, that's too embarrassing, isn't it?" It seemed that he really felt ashamed. When he said this, Liu Guangfu subconsciously covered his face, like a shy little woman.

"Jinlong, bring those two chicken legs at home." Zou He smiled.

"Okay Dad." Jin Long responded, and immediately brought over a plate, which contained two small chicken legs.

Seeing these two chicken legs, Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu's eyes straightened immediately...

These two products have never eaten meat since the Spring Festival last year.

I was so hungry that I was going crazy.

"Hiss." Liu Guangtian pouted his nose and sniffed unconsciously.

Liu Guangfu's saliva also overflowed uncontrollably. In order to prevent the saliva from flowing out, he kept swallowing.

Let the two watch it for three seconds.

Zou He said, "Want to eat?"

"Enenen!" Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu nodded frantically like chickens pecking at water.

"It's easy to eat, as long as you two recognize me as a father for a day, these two drumsticks will be yours." Zou He said directly.

Hearing this, the two exchanged glances again.

Regarding the matter of recognizing their father, the two of them were indeed a bit undecided.

As for the reasons, as mentioned earlier, the main ones are the age of Zou He, and the face of the biological father of the second uncle Liu Haizhong.

"I know what you're thinking." Seeing the two hesitate, Zou He began to brainwash, "It's just that I feel embarrassed, and the other is that although Liu Haizhong beats you every day, no matter what, he is also your biological father. Right?"

Speaking of this, Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu nodded.

Zou He understood, and said again: "So, in your hearts, you should have some thoughts about Liu Haizhong's father."

"It can be seen from this that you two are really two good sons."

"However, did the second uncle, Liu Haizhong, ever treat you as his sons?"

"no!"

"He has always used you two as sandbags, a punching bag, and a tool to vent his anger!"

"For such a father, you didn't directly sever the father-son relationship with him. I also admire your tolerance."

"Today, I'm not asking you to sever ties with Second Uncle Liu Hai."

"I want you to teach him a lesson!"

"As the saying goes, only when you lose can you know how to cherish. If you worship me as a father for a day, the second uncle Liu Haizhong will experience the pain of losing his son for a day, and then he will think of you well. Only then will it be possible, and his attitude towards you will change drastically in the future. "

Zou He thought about it and wrote: "I am like this, and it is for your own good, you can decide for yourself."

"If I really don't want to, or if I can't save face, I won't force it. Anyway, I don't care."

After saying this, Zou He turned around immediately.

In fact, Zou He didn't care whether they worshiped or not.

At worst, choose option [-] or option [-], and you can also receive a reward of [-] yuan. In this era, [-] yuan is a huge sum of money, enough for Qin Huairu to work for four months.

It's just that I can't get a function talisman. Zou He also had two function talismans that were useless before, and this one is not bad.

So the two agreed to disagree, and Zou He was more casual.

Just turned around.

"Slow down!" Liu Guangtian stared, holding Zou He's arm, but his eyes stayed on the two chicken legs: "Your proposal just now is indeed reasonable, no matter whether it is useful or not, we should really resist it. Our dad taught me a lesson."

"You're right, Brother Hezi," Liu Guangfu seemed to have figured it out, "My dad hit me twice a day, not [-] times, but [-] times since I was a child. We really should give it a little color." , otherwise, you will always live in this hell.”

Liu Guangfu and Liu Guangtian had already had enough. The biggest reason they didn't dare to offend Liu Haizhong was because they were afraid that the other party would not let him eat.

Since Zou He agreed to be their godfather, it shouldn't be a big problem for them to eat something, right?
So the two of them also want to teach Liu Haizhong a lesson, at least let Liu Haizhong know that it is not impossible for us to leave you.

"Okay, since you agree, we can start working, but it's agreed, I will only accept you as my son for a day, you can't just hang on."

In order to prevent the other party from pestering him, Zou He was vaccinated in advance.

"Of course, we're just teaching my dad a lesson. How can we always treat you as a dad? It's unrealistic." Liu Guangtian said with a stare.

"That's right, if that's the case, can you give us the chicken legs now?" Liu Guangfu's eyes lit up, and his mouth was drooling.

Zou He smiled faintly: "Success!"

Chong Jinlong nodded.

Jin Long passed the plate over sensiblely.

Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu took the chicken leg and immediately began to gnaw wildly.

"Suck it!"

"Yes, yes, yes!"

"Hahahahaha!"

The sound of frantically biting and chewing chicken legs.

The two gobbled it up frantically, dried up the chicken legs in minutes, then crushed the bones of the chicken, and sucked up the bone marrow inside.

A chicken leg was eaten up by them, and then the two began to lick their fingers again, savoring the aroma of the chicken.

This appearance of eating is like being reincarnated from a starved ghost. It can be seen how greedy these two guys are, and it can be seen how reluctant to give food to these two sons in Liu Haizhong.

"Well..." After eating, the two looked intoxicated. The feeling of happiness cannot be described in words.

"Oh my god! It's so delicious!" Liu Guangtian stared and shouted.

"Hiss, it's really delicious!" Liu Guangfu closed his eyes and said with endless aftertaste.

"Well, I've eaten the chicken legs, next, come with me." Zou He said with a smile.

"Okay, brother Hezi, we will listen to you what you want to do." Liu Guangtian said.

Next, Zou He explained to them what to do next.

After listening to the arrangement, Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu had no objection.

The two of them, the dissatisfaction with Liu Haizhong had already penetrated into the bone marrow.

The two who have been oppressed for so many years have long wanted to find a chance to fight back.

So, under the brainwashing of Zou He's drumstick and language, the three of them prepared to put on a good show.

……

At the scene at this time, Jia Zhang was still sitting on the ground, posing as a victim.

The three uncles were also present at the scene.

"Why hasn't Guangfu come back now?" Eldest Master Yi Zhonghai was a little worried: "Should I ask a few more people to look at it? After all, Zou He is not easy to deal with, so don't make any mistakes."

"Oh! No, no, no!" The second uncle Liu Hai waved his hand, imitating the confident appearance of a leader: "He, Zou Hezai, can beat my two sons? My two sons are not vegetarians. tied him up."

As soon as these words came out, Yi Zhonghai gave up.

Although everyone knows that Zou He is powerful, no one knows exactly how powerful Zou He is. After all, two punches are hard to beat with four hands. In a two-on-one situation, everyone subconsciously thinks that Zou He is at a disadvantage.

Only Xu Damao, who was standing in the corner and watching the play quietly, his beard almost crooked when he laughed, said in his heart: Just your two sons, do you still want to fight with Zou He?You don't know how fierce Zou He is!The ignorance is ridiculous, sad, pitiful, quack quack quack quack!
……

Xu Damao was complaining.

Suddenly seeing the backyard, Zou He really walked this way.

Zou He walked in front, and Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu followed behind him.

Looking at it like this, it seems that the two escorted Zou He here.

hiss!
Xu Damao raised his eyebrows.

No way.

Zou Hezhen was subdued by these two brothers?

impossible?

Xu Damao couldn't believe it.

The people in the courtyard were also very shocked.

The second uncle, Liu Haizhong, smiled and twisted his mouth, and puffed his stomach: "Look, I said that my two sons are not vegetarians, so Zou He is brought here?" Liu Haizhong smiled triumphantly, Ever since he formed a relationship with Zou He, Liu Haizhong has been looking for an opportunity to rectify Zou He. Now his two sons seem to be escorting Zou He, giving Liu Haizhong a feeling of elation, and he looked at Zou He with contemptuous eyes. He, thought to himself: Zou He, Zou He, you dare to provoke me, the uncle in the courtyard, now you know how powerful I am?You dare to provoke a person of my status, if you don't punish who you are.

In addition to the second uncle to relieve his anger, the first uncle Yi Zhonghai also had a dark feeling.

Ever since Yi Zhonghai found out that Zou He didn't listen to his 'education', he has been looking for an opportunity to educate Zou He, and Yi Zhonghai has suffered a lot. Seeing a ray of dawn, I actually feel like times are turning, 30 years in the east of the river and 30 years in the west of the river, now it's my turn to fight against you Zouhe.

"Here, has Zou Hezhen been arrested?" The people in the courtyard looked over carefully.

Soon, Zou and his group approached.

Only then did everyone see clearly.

Zou He was not escorted here.

Instead, with his hands in his pockets, the stroller walked slowly towards this side.

And Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu both followed behind with their heads down, looking respectful towards Zou He, like two bodyguards.

Seeing this, everyone suddenly realized.

How could this be brought here?

"Haha, I just said that Hezi couldn't be caught so easily." Xu Damao laughed.

"Indeed, I was taken aback by the remand. It turned out to be a misunderstanding." Yan Xiecheng also spoke.

"Qi~ I don't even think about it~ The fight with Brother Zi is so fierce, how can the two of them control me and Brother Zi!" Yan Jiekuang said, ran towards Zou He, lay beside Zou He, and tipped off the channel: "Brother He Zi , then Jia Zhang said that you molested her, so be careful, don't be framed by her."

"Oh?" Zou He raised his eyebrows: "Okay, I see."

The three came over.

The smug expression on the second uncle Liu Haizhong's face froze.

The elder Yi Zhonghai, with a smile on his face, also faded away.

"Guangtian Guangfu, what are you doing to eat?" The second uncle Liu Haizhong felt that he had lost face, and immediately used his two sons as a punching bag: "I told you to arrest Zou He, did you arrest it? Was it escorted here? Why did I give birth to you two evil obstacles, and I can’t even do this thing.”

Originally, at such a time, Guangtian Guangfu didn't dare to say a word when being scolded by the second uncle Liu Haizhong, because they dared to contradict a word, and they would have nothing to eat at night.

But today is different.

They have Zou He backing them up.

Moreover, the most important thing is that they want to fight back against the tyranny of the second uncle Liu Haizhong.

As for how to fight back?

Of course, let him experience the pain of losing his son in his bangs.

"Yes!" Liu Guangtian stood up, "You are right, Second Master, we were originally escorting Hezi."

As soon as these words came out, the second uncle Liu Haizhong was immediately stunned.

what?
What does Liu Guangtian call me?
Second uncle?
I'm in a daze...

Liu Guangfu said again:

"Yes, Second Uncle, now the two of us are not your sons."

"From today on, the two of us will recognize Zou He as our father!"

"The two of us are the sons of Zou He!"

……

As soon as these words came out, the air at the scene seemed to freeze.

Everyone's eyes widened and their mouths opened wide, unable to believe what they heard.

Uncle Yi Zhonghai: "???"

Big Mom: "???"

Qin Huairu's family: "???"

He Yuyu: "???"

The family of the third uncle: "???"

Squatting on the ground pretending to be poor Jia Zhang, and the second uncle Liu Haizhong and the second aunt: "???"

At this moment, everyone's faces were full of doubts.

What the hell?

what's the situation?
I've seen people who recognize brothers, I've seen people who worship...

It's the first time I've seen him who recognizes his father.

And he still recognizes a young man like Zou He as his father!

The three views of the people at the scene were all shattered.

There is a sense of absurdity watching a sitcom.

In fact, let alone them.

Even the person involved, Zou He, was a little shocked.

Although I have agreed to both of these, there is still a big gap between the promise and the fulfillment.

Zou He also made a plan in his heart after the two regretted it.

In the end, these two people actually did what they said.

This was really beyond Zou He's expectation.

Two chicken legs will not let the second uncle Liu Haizhong be a father.

It can be seen how deep Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu's hatred for the second uncle Liu Haizhong is.

But if you think about it carefully, you are right.

Anyone who has watched the original drama knows that the two brothers, Guang Tian and Guang Fu, are indeed very "filial" to Liu Haizhong when they grow up, and they are almost filial to Liu Haizhong to death.

Now that the two are in a rebellious period, it is reasonable to deliberately identify themselves as their father in order to disgust Liu Haizhong.

There are children who are not loved and fathers who are suicidal. In comparison, it is not a big deal to recognize a temporary father and be angry.

"What nonsense are you talking about?" The second aunt was annoyed, and spoke first.

"What we said is true," Liu Guangtian said the lines agreed by several people just now: "From today onwards, we will temporarily recognize Zou He as our father!"

The second aunt looked at Liu Guangfu, Liu Guangfu said: "Yes! My brother is right, we just want to recognize Zou He as our father!"

"???" The second aunt pointed at the two, not knowing what to say, and said in a trembling voice: "You??"

"Don't worry mom, we only recognize Hezi as our father, you are still our mother!" Liu Guangtian said.

"Yes, Mom, theoretically this matter has nothing to do with you." Liu Guangfu said again.

Although the second aunt was too much, but this time, the two aimed at the second uncle Liu Haizhong, so naturally they didn't want to hurt the innocent.

Just explaining it like this makes it even more embarrassing.

The second aunt was caught in a tangle of reasoning: Is Zou He your father?I am your mother, so what is the relationship between me and Zou He?

Thinking of this, the second aunt blushed and fell into deep thought, not knowing what she was thinking.

……

As for the second uncle, Liu Haizhong, who heard this, his face turned green at this moment.

"say what?"

"what are you saying?"

"See if I don't kill you."

While talking, the second uncle Liu Hai dragged off his shoes and was about to hit Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu...

Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu immediately hid behind Zou He and said:
"Hezi daddy, save us!"

As soon as these words came out, Zou He took a step forward.

call!The waving of the arm drives the surrounding air to make a sound.

In an instant, he snatched the second uncle Liu Haizhong's shoes, threw them casually, and threw Liu Hai's shoes on the roof of Shazhu in the middle courtyard.

"Second uncle, Guangtian Guangfu is now my temporary godson. It is up to the owner to beat a dog. You are not qualified to beat him."

Zou He smiled lightly and said.

Hearing this, Er Da Liu Haizhong's old face was about to be lost... He blushed with anger, his neck was thick, and he was panting heavily, and after a long while, he said: "Okay! Alright! You two, you two are kind!" !" Pointing at Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu, the second uncle walked away with his hands behind his back in a rage, and fled the scene despondently under the smiling eyes of everyone, because he was missing a shoe, the second uncle walked with a limp in his bangs Lame and looking distraught.

From childhood to adulthood, the second uncle Liu Haizhong has lost face countless times and suffered a lot of embarrassment.

However, there was no shame this time.

My two sons, let a young man who is about the same size as my son be the father?
Damn, if I didn't see it with my own eyes, would anyone believe it?
This is simply the greatest joke in the world!This
Simply ridiculous!

The second uncle Liu Haizhong wished he could find a seam in the ground and sneak in directly, how could he have the face to stay at the scene?
Seeing that his father was really angry, Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu laughed unconsciously:
"Now you know the importance of our two sons? Let you do it!"

The two thought of a piece and looked at each other, feeling a sense of pleasure that they had succeeded.

Regardless of the fact that these two are adults, they will always be children before they become independent.

As a child, who doesn't want to be valued by parents, especially fathers?
The second uncle, Liu Haizhong, never knew how much a boy longed for his father's approval.

If Guangtian Guangfu is not recognized, it will only stimulate your bangs.

……

The people present were also stunned.

"Oh my god, he still recognizes Hezi as his father, so is this Hezi's seniority long? Should I call Hezi brother Hezi uncle in the future?"

"It's really funny. I saw this with my own eyes, and I still can't believe it."

"It has completely refreshed my three views. I will go to the factory tomorrow and tell everyone about it."

"The world is so big and full of wonders. My son was raised so big, yet he was cut off by Zou He, hahaha!"

There was a lot of discussion among the people, and they were all shocked by Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu's act of acknowledging his father.

Xu Damao even smiled and bent down to cover his stomach, almost suffocating.

Just smiling, the little blue-faced Xu Guai at the side suddenly said: "Mom, Mom, I suddenly want to recognize Zou He as my father?"

"???" As soon as this remark came out, Huang Mafang was shocked, and cast a shocked look: "What nonsense are you talking about?"

"I'm not talking nonsense. I'm serious. If I recognize Zou He as my father, I will be able to eat delicious food. Why don't you let me recognize Zou He as my father?" Little Blue Face begged strangely.

As soon as these words came out, Xu Damao, who was laughing wildly beside him, suddenly froze the smile on his face!

……

After a long time, everyone was immersed in Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu's unexpected act of recognizing his father.

"Okay, okay, everyone, stop discussing this topic," Yi Zhonghai said with a sullen face, stretched out two hands, and waved them downward in the void: "Now, we are discussing how Mrs. Jia Zhang was beaten and molested." Things, everyone, don't be distracted by someone's sudden weird behavior, and change the subject."

Upon hearing this, the scene fell silent.

Everyone looked at Zou He subconsciously.

Although this big Yi Zhonghai didn't mention his name, he already understood the 'someone' he was referring to.

Obviously he was talking about Zou He.

"That's right! This Zou He hit me in the face, hit my head, broke my hands, and tried to molest me," Jia Zhang shouted while kicking his hands and feet on the ground: " Today, you must give me an explanation!"

"Oh?" Zou He smiled: "Explanation, okay, what explanation do you want?"

"Simple, let everyone beat you to death!" Jia Zhang paused and said, "Or, lose money!"

"Losing money?" Zou He looked down at the other party: "What do you pay for? The money from selling your body? I'm sorry, even if you really sold it, I didn't prostitute you! With your virtue, no one will want you if you pay for it!"

As soon as these words came out, Jia Zhang was stunned...

Everyone at the scene covered their mouths and smiled.

"puff!"

Someone couldn't help but laughed out loud!

(End of this chapter)