Siheyuan: Twenty-eight bars chasing Qin Jingru

Chapter 190 Jia Dongxu: Mom, tell me, which kind of wild old man?Xu Damao's fortune (seeking subscription monthly pass)
After an examination by a large hospital, it was confirmed that Jia Zhang's pregnancy was confirmed.

Everyone in the hospital was stunned, and everyone looked at the old lady Jia Zhang with shocked eyes.

Many people showed half-smile expressions, as if they were watching a big joke.

An old woman whose husband died at the age of more than 60 is pregnant?This thing is a big joke.

"Pfft!" Many people covered their mouths and laughed.

"That old woman is actually pregnant, hahahaha, she is really growing strong."

"Is this called being old and vigorous? Shouldn't this be called being old and indecent?"

"It's so embarrassing. If I were her, I would just hit her head and die."

Whispering continued, Jia Zhang's old face turned green...

Regarding this result, Jia Zhang was completely dumbfounded.

"???" Jia Zhang exclaimed, "I'm pregnant? When did I get pregnant? How did I get pregnant? Why did I become pregnant?"

"This question should only be clear to you, right?" The doctor raised his eyes and asked back.

"What do you mean? I know what? I didn't do anything, how could I be pregnant?" Jia Zhang shouted with a blushing face.

"..." The doctor cast a glance at Jia Zhang and understood something: "Oh, oh, if you didn't do it, then don't do it. I won't argue with you about this. In short, your result is that you are pregnant."

"???" Jia Zhang said, "What do you mean, you must explain it clearly to me!"

"Jia Zhang!" The policeman who was traveling with him stood up and said seriously, "Don't cause trouble here!"

Seeing the policeman's stern eyes, Jia Zhang didn't dare to shout, but said: "This is unreasonable, this is impossible, why is this happening? I don't believe it, I don't believe it, I don't believe it!"

"If you don't believe me, you can go to another hospital for an examination," the policeman said. "Of course, you need to pay for the examination fee yourself."

"Change it, change it. This time I personally found a hospital. I feel that the hospital is with Dr. Liang." Jia Zhang still refused to accept it.

"Okay!" said the policeman.

Soon, under Jia Zhang's own choice, he found a gynecological hospital.

The result of this examination was exactly the same as before—Jia Zhang was pregnant.

For this news, Jia Zhang was stunned.

I saw that Jia Zhang was covering his stomach with his hands, his eyes were wide open and his mouth was wide open, his jaw almost fell to the ground in shock.

"This, this is impossible!" Jia Zhang muttered: "How about we try another hospital?"

"Mom, stop pretending." Qin Huairu couldn't stand it any longer: "If you're pregnant, you're pregnant. What's the point of you trading it here and there? It's a waste of money!"

"..." Jia Zhang couldn't explain why, so he could only stare blankly.

The results of the inspection were so clear, even if Mrs. Jia refused to admit it, there was no way to deny it.

In the end, Jia Zhang had no choice but to apologize to Dr. Liang, not to mention the outpatient fee, and paid Dr. Liang ten yuan.

Not only did he use up all the ten yuan he got from Shazhu, but he also used up Qin Huairu's little savings.

On the way back, Qin Huairu was also very angry, and kept moaning and sighing as he walked.

"Why are you sighing, Qin Huairu? Who are you showing your ugly face to?" Jia Zhang dissatisfied.

"For whom?" Qin Huairu replied, "I'll tell you the truth, I just showed it to you!"

"What do you mean?" Jia Zhang was annoyed.

"What do I mean?" Qin Huairu said angrily, "Do I need to say more? Mom! If you stole a wild man outside and got pregnant, that's fine, but why are you arguing with Dr. Liang? I went to several hospitals for checkups, and in the end, not only did I pay a few times for diagnosis and checkups, but I also lost ten yuan to Dr. Liang, which was almost enough for a month's salary, so you don't feel bad at all?"

"Why don't I feel distressed anymore? Didn't I want Dr. Liang to pay us money? Who knew I was really pregnant?" When Jia Zhang said the last sentence, she suddenly blushed.

"You don't know that you are really pregnant? Hehe," Qin Huairu smiled contemptuously: "Even if you don't know that you are pregnant, you should know what you did and whether it is possible to be pregnant, right? Why bother?" How about going to compete with Dr. Buliang? Is this just throwing money out of nowhere?"

What Qin Huairu said is not unreasonable, this Jia Zhang family is pregnant, she must have stolen a man behind her back.

Doctor Liang firmly insisted that Jia Zhang was pregnant, and Jia Zhang should have known this possibility, and at this time he was still fighting hard with the other side, obviously just giving money.

"It made me quarrel with Dr. Liang with you. Now that I think about it, I feel ashamed." Qin Huairu said, speeding up her pace, and really didn't want to walk on the same road with this mother-in-law.

Jia Zhang's face was pale, and he couldn't explain a word.

At this moment, the confidence of Jia Zhang's before was gone in an instant.

Back home, Jia Zhang still didn't understand why she was pregnant?

Could it be that the dreams I had had come true?

Or is it that I thought I was dreaming and it turned out to be real?That's why you got pregnant?

Sitting on the bed, Jia Zhang kept thinking, what if those dreams were real?Which dream is that child's father?Where should I find them? ... A whole system of problems emerged.

"Oh, mom," Jia Dongxu sat up straight after listening to Qin Huairu's narration, and said, "Your son, I won't talk about anything else today. I just asked one thing today. Can you tell me the truth? ?"

"Ask what?" Jia Zhang asked.

"Mom, who are you dating? Is it from our hospital, or the wild old man outside?" Jia Dongxu asked seriously.

"???" Jia Zhang's eyes widened.

"Or in other words, Mom, whose child is in your belly?" Jia Dongxu asked again.

"???" Jia Zhang's eyes widened even further.

"Don't worry, mom, just tell me, I promise not to kill him!" Jia Dongxu let out a long breath: "Oh~~~ I'm pregnant, it's useless to say anything, I just want to know today, in the end Who made your belly bigger?!"

"What do you mean Dongxu?" Jia Zhang yelled, "Don't you believe me?"

"You are already pregnant, mom, why do you want me to believe you? Do you believe that you are innocent?" Jia Dongxu's words were cold.

Hearing this, Jiazhang seemed to have been struck by lightning, and his whole body became numb all of a sudden.

Yes, Huaidu is pregnant, but does not admit it, is it useful?

"Dongxu, Mom, let me tell you the truth," Jia Zhang said, "I really don't!"

"???" Jia Dongxu smiled contemptuously: "Hehe, is that right?"

"???" Jia Zhang was anxious: "What I said is true, if there is even half a lie, there will be a thunderbolt!"

Hearing what Jia Zhang said, Jia Dongxu smiled faintly.

After a while, Jia Dongxu said, "Mom! Can't you tell the truth?"

"..." Jiazhang blushed, she knew very well that no matter how she explained, she would be powerless.

"I didn't expect it, Mom, you said every day that Qin Huairu would not let Qin Huairu find wild men outside, but you were already pregnant. Don't you think this is funny?" Jia Dongxu buried his head so low that he couldn't see his expression.

"???" Jia Zhang also lowered her head, not knowing whether it was because of embarrassment or embarrassment.

Jia Dongxu suddenly smiled: "Haha! But when I think about it carefully, I can understand. Although I haven't died yet, in your opinion, I will die before you sooner or later. If you can live, just think about having another one. It's okay, but , "Speaking of which, Jia Dongxu suddenly changed the subject and stared at the general: "But Mom, you can't wait for me to die, or say, you and that wild old man cut off your public relationship for a while, and then you get pregnant again, can't you? Don't you feel ashamed to sneak around like this and make your belly bigger? You will not only save that wild old man the gift money, but also embarrass yourself, me, and Qin Huairu as well. Sophora japonica is also ashamed of Xiaodang!"

"Our whole family is ashamed because of this!"

"Mom! Do you think our family is not ashamed enough?"

"Mom! Why are you so unbearable?"

Jia Dongxu's words struck like a sword, stabbing Jia Zhang's body to pieces.

Jia Zhang was stunned on the spot, and didn't come back to his senses for a long time.

"That's right, mom, it's really dishonest for you to do this!" Qin Huairu also said.

"Yes, Huairu is right about this matter!" It is rare for Jia Dongxu to agree with Qin Huairu on this matter.

In Jia Dongxu's view, Jia Zhang's incident of secretly "fucking with other wild old men and getting pregnant" is undoubtedly a betrayal of himself and his father.

"Oh, I really don't have one. Believe it or not, I don't anyway." Jia Zhang covered his face angrily and ran out.

"Dongxu, look at our mother. She usually talks about me every day, but she cheats on her. She really knows people and faces but doesn't know her heart. Tell me, don't you?" Qin Huairu took the opportunity to strike again.

Ever since she got married to Jia's family, no matter what, Jia Dongxu was always with the Jia Zhang family, making Qin Huairu feel like an outsider all the time.

This time today, Jia Dongxu was able to take a stand with her, which made Qin Huairu feel a little bit of joy: It turns out that the feeling of crowding out another person is like this, it’s so cool. fuck?
"Yes!" Jia Dongxu said, "It's not that the most poisonous woman's heart, all the women in the world, she's the only one who doesn't have a good thing!"

Upon hearing this, the expression on Qin Huairu's face suddenly froze.

"Crack!" The trace of tenderness in my heart was shattered, and it was instantly crushed into powder!
I don't know how long it took, Qin Huairu came back to his senses, and asked in a questioning tone without giving up: "You said! The whole world? All? Women?"

"Yes!" Jia Dongxu's voice was cold: "Including Qin Huairu, you dead star! Including Qin Huairu, you saobee old lady! Don't think that I don't know what you are thinking every day? Didn't you expect me to die a long time ago? You It’s not a good pretend at all, you know? I can see it at a glance..."

Jia Dongxu opened his bloody mouth wide, and immediately turned his mouth into Gatling, and shot Qin Huairu with a burst of 'da da da da', immediately punching Qin Huairu's whole body full of blood holes.

Qin Huairu: "???"

……

The news of Jia Zhang's pregnancy quickly spread in the courtyard.

Everyone was stunned.

When everyone met each other, they unconsciously smiled geigei, and then started chatting about this matter in unison.

"Tsk tsk! That old thing Jia Zhang can still conceive a child, what an anecdote!"

"Yeah, I thought it was Dr. Liang's misdiagnosis, but I didn't expect it to be true. It's really eye-opening."

"The forest is really big and there are all kinds of birds, hahahaha, it's really unexpected to be so old and have the cheek to steal people."

"You old and unscrupulous sao bastard, what a disgrace, throw away the people in our courtyard!"

"It's true. It's disgusting to think about it. Now our hospital is famous."

"Isn't that right? When people see me, they ask, 'Is it true that there is an old woman in your yard who is pregnant?' I don't even know how to answer."

……

Stealing someone secretly in this day and age is still a shameful thing at first sight.

Not to mention the entire Qinhuairu family, and even the entire courtyard house, because of the pregnancy of the old godly lady Jia Zhang, their faces were shamed.

For a while, rumors spread everywhere, and Jia Zhang's family suddenly became the focus of discussion among nearby residents.

Jia Zhang was so ashamed that she didn't dare to go out. In order to avoid being judged by others, Jia Zhang even had to go to the bathroom secretly in the middle of the night when everyone was asleep.

The aunts and daughters-in-law in the yard also stayed away from the Jiazhang family as if they were hiding from warmth.

That day, Mrs. Jia Zhang couldn't bear it anymore, so she resisted countless gazes and walked out of the courtyard.

"Oh, stay away, stay away, it's really bad luck!" Seeing Jia Zhang's sudden appearance in front of her, an aunt immediately looked disgusted and took a few steps back.

"Hey, what a bad luck! Get out of the way, out of the way!" A little daughter-in-law who was holding a child also stepped back dozens of steps cursing.

Wherever Jiazhang went, everyone stayed away.

For a while, Jia Zhang became a street mouse that everyone shouted and beat.

For a while, Jia Zhang became the object of everyone's dislike.

……

In addition to discussing, everyone, like Jia Dongxu, was also paying attention to a topic at the same time.

"Jia Zhang's pregnant, whose seed is it?"

"Who the hell, with such a great ability, made Jia Zhang pregnant?"

"I'm really curious, who did this good thing?"

"Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack"

……

In the streets and alleys, many people are guessing the real identity of the "species in Jia Zhang's stomach".

But recently, those nearby, no matter if they are old men or young bachelors, dare not say a word to Jia Zhang.

Everyone was afraid of getting angry, and became the object of everyone's attention and speculation.

As for everyone's speculation, Zou He just smiled slightly.

"Ahem, actually there is a saying, I don't know if I should say it or not."

"That is, you all guessed wrong!"

"The seed in Jia Zhang's stomach does not necessarily have to be a 'human'."

"It's also possible that it's not a human being."

Zou He smiled lightly and said softly.

"What?" Xu Damao, who just heard this, widened his eyes: "Hezi, what are you talking about? I heard it right, right? You said that Jia Zhang's pregnancy may not be human?"

"Yes, the old godly woman can do anything, and it's normal to give birth to some weird things?" Zou He laughed.

"Uh, how is it possible? Can one person give birth to other things?" Xu Damao didn't believe it.

"Believe it or not, in short, I feel that this Jiazhang family is not a good bird, so the thing born must not be a good thing." Zou He laughed.

"Quack quack quack quack!" Xu Damao's smiling mustache trembled wildly, with a look of disbelief on his face: "You really dare to think about anything, I admire you! Hezi, you are so funny, and you gave birth to something else? Hezi made me laugh so hard."

"Don't agree?" Zou He said with a smile, "Why don't we win some prizes?"

"What prize?" Xu Damao laughed.

Zou He said: "That's simple. Isn't Jia Zhang pregnant? Let's make a bet. If she gives birth to a human, I will lose. If she gives birth to something else, you will lose. Dare you bet?" ?"

"Ah hiss!" Xu Damao's eyes lit up immediately: "Why don't you dare to bet on this? Aren't you giving money to Hezi? Tell me, how much is the bet?"

"As much as you want, I'm in a happy mood today." Zou He said with a smile.

"Haha, is it because Mrs. Jia Zhang is pregnant, and this joke makes you feel better? So you want to have something exciting?" Xu Damao smiled and said, "But this is really a bet, you really lost, Hezi?"

"Ah, yes, yes, what you said is correct, don't talk about anything else, just tell me, what do you want to bet?" Zou He said lightly.

"Then let's do it this way, for the sake of our being neighbors, and for the sake of Kazuko and you are bound to lose," Xu Damao had an idea, and opened his mouth: "This time, let's 'gamble' casually. Bet five hundred yuan, whoever loses, give the other party five hundred yuan!"

Xu Damao said 'gamble as you please', but when he opened his mouth, the lion opened his mouth, and it would cost five hundred.

Seeing Zou He's eyes narrowed, Xu Damao immediately said: "If you think it's too much, then four hundred, right? Four hundred head office, right?" Xu Damao gestured with four fingers with a cautious expression on his face.

"Three hundred will do if it doesn't work!" Xu Damao stretched out three fingers.

"Two hundred head office, right? Two hundred?" Xu Damao stretched out two fingers.

"One hundred one hundred, one hundred, is it done, brother Hezi?"

"Let's take a gamble, Brother Zi, let's take a gamble, shall we?"

……

Xu Damao was afraid that Zou He would stop gambling, so he leaned over and spoke in a begging tone, like a spoiled little daughter-in-law.

Seeing Xu Damao's winning expression, Zou He couldn't hold back, "Pfft! ’ Laughed, and said: "Okay, Xu Damao, since you want to gamble so much, then I'll give you a bet, let's bet a thousand! Whoever loses, give the other party a thousand!"

"One thousand?!!!" Xu Damao's eyes almost popped out immediately.

These days, 1000 yuan is a huge sum of money.

Xu Damao's monthly salary is only around 1000 yuan, [-] yuan is enough for him to live without food or drink for three years.

Even with Zou He's salary of 100 yuan a month, it takes a year's salary.

Like Qin Huairu's salary of 24.5 yuan per month before she was fired, 1000 yuan was enough for her to work in a hurry for four years.

This Zouhe opened his mouth and directly got out a worker's salary for several years.

Xu Damao was shocked, just now when Xu Damao said five hundred, he just said it, he didn't expect to bet so much.

After asking Zou He dozens of times, he confirmed the bet.

Xu Damao's eyes sparkled and his heart was ecstatic! ! !
This Hezi is impulsive, and money is not made like that!

Just bet me 1000 yuan because of being outspoken?

Jia Zhang gave birth to a child, and I, Xu Damao, earned 1000 yuan!

As for the other possibility, it can be skipped directly...

What Jia Zhang gave birth to...wasn't a human?

how can that be?

Tell this to anyone in the world, and no one will believe it.

Xu Damao would rather believe that the sky will fall down than believe that a person can give birth to other things that are not human.

So this gamble, in Xu Damao's view, is a sure win!
No matter how daring the person is, how productive the land is, he dare not bet on a game that is sure to win. Xu Damao is not so timid.

Not to mention betting 1000 yuan, even betting 10,000 yuan, betting life, Xu Damao dares...

In order to prevent Zou He from denying his account at that time, Xu Damao immediately found a pen and paper, and immediately wrote down the betting agreement...

In the end, in order to prevent Zou He from reneging on his debts if he lost, Xu Damao also invited three elders from the courtyard to notarize the matter.

After looking at the betting agreement between the two parties, the three uncles exchanged glances at the same time: "???"

"It's just nonsense? Is it not a human being born? What else can it be?" The elder Yi Zhonghai said immediately: "Hezi, you can't behave like this. I know you are a seventh-level worker now, and you have some money in your hand, but Isn’t money just like this? Don’t you just throw money out? You have money to donate to the people in the courtyard, and tell everyone about the good food in the courtyard every day, so that everyone appreciates you. It’s better than throwing it out like this? "

"Hahahahahahaha! It's a joke in the world!" The second uncle's big belly twitched as he laughed in Liu Haizhong.

"Hezi, I think you should think about this matter again?" The third master pulled Zouhe and persuaded him.

For the reaction of the three uncles...

Before Zou He opened his mouth to speak, Xu Damao became anxious: "What are you three masters meddling in here? I am gambling with Hezi, and if I lose, I lose. I asked you to be a notary here, and you are blind there." What's your idea? Hezi is not someone who just listens to your orders, right? Come on, come on, let's sign a contract and make a bet. You only live once, and you just bet on it once. So what if you win or lose?"

"Okay, Xu Damao!" Zou He smiled, and immediately signed and pressed the ink pad: "Remember what you said yourself."

"Remember, I will definitely remember! Quack, quack, quack!" Xu Damao signed the signature immediately, almost jumping up with joy.

Looking at the signed bet, Xu Damao seemed to see 1000 yuan and was waving to himself.

1000 yuan, it's so easy to get it, my fortune, Xu Damao, has really come.

Jiazhang, Jiazhang, it's all up to you.

"Qin Huairu, this is a tonic I sent to your family. You give Jia Zhang some to help her raise the baby, but you must protect the child." Xu Damao returned home, brought some ingredients and handed them over.

Qin Huairu: "???"

What the hell?Why did Xu Damao suddenly care about my mother-in-law?

(End of this chapter)