Siheyuan: Twenty-eight bars chasing Qin Jingru

Chapter 197 Jia Dongxu: "Qin Huairu, did you beat Silly Zhu to death?" (Please subscribe for monthly ticket)

Watching Mrs. Jia and Zhang rolling around on Shazhu's bed, making Shazhu's bed look ugly every minute.

Zou He laughed for no reason, not to mention, the feeling of watching the fire from the other side is just cool.

Seeing that Mrs. Jia Zhang stained Shazhu's quilt and sheets, he was still angry, and took Shazhu's clothes and wiped them on his body, chanting: "Let you push me, silly You fool still push me...I rub it, I rub it, I rub it!"

When the people in the courtyard saw this scene, they couldn't help but frowned—it was really, really dirty.

"Hello, I'm the editor of the Beijing Newspaper. May I ask where is the woman who gave birth to wild dogs in our courtyard?" A lady with glasses entered the courtyard and asked a random person.

"In that room." The man pointed in one direction.

"Oh, thank you." Tang Xiaoyan, editor of the Beijing News, said, walking in this direction.

Soon, he came straight to Sha Zhu's house.

Suddenly a foul smell hit, Tang Xiaoyan covered her mouth and nose: "What smell?"

"What else could it smell like, the smell of feces and urine." Someone said.

Hearing this, Tang Xiaoyan was dumbfounded. As a newspaper editor, Tang Xiaoyan was mainly responsible for interviewing some anecdotes and strange things. She often came down to visit and inquire about some rumors, and then came to interview.

Tang Xiaoyan also heard about Jia Zhang's birth of a litter of wild dogs, and then came here for an interview.

As soon as she came in, she encountered a whole room of stench, which was unique in Tang Xiaoyan's interview career.

"This old man, can I interview you?" Tang Xiaoyan did not enter the house, but stood at the door and asked politely.

"What kind of interview? What kind of interview? What is there to interview?" Jia Zhang screamed angrily.

"..." Tang Xiaoyan was somewhat speechless.

"Excuse me, do you have any money for an interview?" Qin Huairu asked a key question.

Hearing this, Tang Xiaoyan thought for a while and said, "If the incident can be reported after the interview, I can personally pay you some money. Of course, it's not much. After all, my salary is not high."

"That's the way, you can interview with money." Qin Huairu's eyes lit up after hearing the money.

Don't care about the amount of money first, as long as you give the money, it's not a waste of money, and you can earn something.

Enduring the stench in the house, Qin Huairu explained the situation to Jia Zhang, and when he heard about the money, Jia Zhang also agreed to the interview.

Soon, Tang Xiaoyan and Jia Zhang sat down in Shazhu's room.

"Come on, what do you want to ask?" Jia Zhang spoke first.

"..." Tang Xiaoyan covered her mouth and nose, originally she wanted to ask about the wild dogs, but when she saw the traces of feces and urine all over Jia Zhang's body, she asked casually, "Old man, what is this on you? "

"It was poured by two people who suffered thousands of knives!" Jia Zhang gasped.

"Which two people? They are so rampant, have you reported the crime?" Tang Xiaoyan.

"They were wearing masks, and I ran away after pouring water. I didn't even know who they were, so how could I report them?" Jia Zhang asked back.

"Then you can also report the crime and let the police help us find the murderer." Tang Xiaoyan.

"Hehe, is it useful?" Jia Zhang smiled contemptuously.

"..." Tang Xiaoyan asked: "Hey, old man, do you think it's useless to report the crime?"

"Yes!" Jia Zhang yelled: "It's useless at all, the police won't care about it."

"Why do you think so?" Tang Xiaoyan asked again.

"This is the truth... I have reported many cases, but I have never arrested that unconscionable surname Zou He." Jia Zhang was furious.

"Unconscionable surnamed Zou?" Tang Xiaoyan was puzzled.

"He is the most unconscionable person in the whole courtyard, you will know as soon as you inquire about it." Jia Zhang was beaten up before, and he didn't dare to speak too clearly, so he had to insinuate.

"Then the police came, haven't they dealt with the Zou you mentioned?" Tang Xiaoyan asked again.

"It's useless to talk about it. People are kind and bullied. I'm a kind person like me. No one cares about my life." Jia Zhang came here as soon as she opened her mouth. Those who didn't know thought how wronged she had been.

Hearing this, Tang Xiaoyan was even more speechless.

I wondered what kind of suffering this person has suffered, so he has no confidence in reporting the crime.

Could it be... is this a miserable person?
Could it be... This is a poor person who is bullied everywhere?
It's really difficult for those who are bullied, to spread rumors that she gave birth to a litter of wild dogs?

This really seems like a possibility.

"Besides those two people, have you been bullied by others?" Tang Xiaoyan asked again.

"Yes, the whole courtyard bullies me. There is not a single good bird in our courtyard." Jia Zhang said.

"Can you tell me who they are?" Tang Xiaoyan asked again.

"Zou He bullied me, Sha Zhu pushed me just now and bullied me, Xu Damao and Huang Mafang fought and bullied me," Jia Zhang said thinking, "Big Mom forced me to ask me for money and bully me, My daughter-in-law flirts with me every day and bullies me... In short, everyone in our courtyard bullies me."

Hearing this, Tang Xiaoyan was startled.

Out of the keenness of journalistic investigators, Tang Xiaoyan immediately paid more attention to this incident.

A more than 60-year-old kind woman, being bullied by the villains in the whole hospital?
Thinking about this title, Tang Xiaoyan seemed to see the heat.

Immediately find a few people and ask them one by one.

"I bullied her?" Zou He, who was the first to question, said with a smile: "Yes, I had a relationship with that old woman, but she always scolded me first! Why did you scold me? You can ask her about this, she has a dirty heart, and she can't see others well."

"That's it..." Tang Xiaoyan was somewhat shaken.

"I bullied her?" Xu Damao's eyes widened, and he immediately took out the receipts: "Look, she owes me 39 yuan, I asked her for it, and she said she would pay me back in the next life, so I got angry and argued with her. I was beaten, look at the wounds on my face, all scratched by this old bastard."

"So that's how it is..." Looking at the clear receipt, Tang Xiaoyan suddenly realized.

"I bullied her? I forced her to ask for money?" The big mother stomped her feet angrily: "Indeed, I asked Jia Zhang for money before, and I had a big fight with Hao, but it was all because she owed money to her." I didn't pay back my money, my man was hospitalized and needed money, and asked her for a debt, she obviously had money, but she came up and said she didn't have a dime, can I not be in a hurry?"

"Excuse me?!" Tang Xiaoyan understood that it turned out that Jia Zhang was the villain who first complained.

……

After listening to several people's narration, Tang Xiaoyan fell into deep thought.

Soon, Sha Zhu returned to the courtyard with scars all over his face.

Tang Xiaoyan asked Shazhu about the situation again.

After listening to what Jia Zhang told him, Shazhu was stunned: "I bullied her? Look at the wound on my face? I just went to catch Jia Zhang who poured shit on her. In the end, I didn't hit those two alone, and now my face is full of injuries, so I, He Yuzhu, do you think I look like a bad person?"

"But she said, you pushed her into the cesspit?" Tang Xiaoyan asked again.

"Yes, I did push it, but look at me," Silly Zhu stretched out his sleeve, the traces of feces and urine were obvious on it, Tang Xiaoyan took a step back and covered her mouth and nose, Silly Zhu continued: "At that time Then Jiazhang was doused, I went to help her chase people, good guy, she used my body as a rag when she came up, rubbed the shit on me, and I just pushed her, isn't it normal?"

Hearing this, Tang Xiaoyan nodded again and again: "That's quite normal."

When the people in the courtyard heard Tang Xiaoyan's inquiry, they all became angry.

"My good fellow, this Jiazhang family has the nerve to sue the villain first, and said that there is no good thing in the whole courtyard. Apart from other things, she is not a good bird first of all." Someone said.

"That's right, she owes the people in the courtyard more than ten dollars, and more than twenty years, and she never pays it back."

"Indeed, this Jiazhang family does a lot of things every day, and almost all the people in the courtyard are overwhelmed by her."

Everyone was very angry when they heard Mrs. Jia and Zhang scolding the whole hospital for not being a good bird.

You said it one sentence at a time, and Jia Zhang became the target of thousands of people in an instant.

"That's why God repaid her by letting her give birth to a litter of wild dogs."

"Yes, not only that, the thunder also struck her!"

"Yes, yes, I saw with my own eyes that her bald head was struck by lightning."

……

Listening to everyone's indignation, Tang Xiaoyan remembered that the main purpose of this interview was about a man who gave birth to a litter of wild dogs.

Tang Xiaoyan's first reaction to this incident was fake news.

The purpose of her interview is also to make a clarifying news report.

After all, Tang Xiaoyan is a firm materialist.

But after listening to everyone's narration, Tang Xiaoyan was a little confused.

All the people in the hospital agreed that this matter was true.

Not only that, these people also said that Jiazhang had been struck by lightning, hemorrhoids grew in his mouth, and pustules formed on the soles of his feet...

How could one person give birth to a litter of wild dogs?

If so, is this person human or...

How could a person have hemorrhoids in his mouth?
If so, then this mouth, is it a mouth or...

Looking at the litter of eight furry wild dogs, Tang Xiaoyan's scalp tingled.

Looking at the traces of hemorrhoids in Jia Zhang's mouth, Tang Xiaoyan's three views were shattered.

Is this...all true?
With doubts, Tang Xiaoyan cast her eyes on the most handsome and gentle man in the courtyard.

This seems to be a very elegant young man, and he should also be a learned materialist.

"Hello, I would like to ask, is what everyone said in the courtyard true?" Tang Xiaoyan cast a look of expectation. To be honest, she felt that what these people said was false. After all, if this Everything is true, which is too unscientific.

"That's right, it's all true." Zou He responded directly.

Hearing this, Tang Xiaoyan's hopes were shattered.

This handsome, refined and knowledgeable young man said it was true...then it is really possible, it is true.

In order to investigate this incident clearly, Tang Xiaoyan came to the hospital again to investigate the hemorrhoids in Jia Zhang's mouth.

It was discovered that the doctors also said that this was indeed the case... Tang Xiaoyan's scalp went numb for a while.

I went back to the newspaper office and reported this investigation to my superiors.

Hearing the talk, the superior slapped the table: "Nonsense! Do you dare to believe these rumors? Do you want to report this kind of rumor? Tang Xiaoyan, are you crazy?"

"According to my investigation, the hemorrhoids on the mouth are real, so I infer that other things may be true!" Tang Xiaoyan: "Although I don't believe it, but these things seem to have happened."

"Okay, okay, stop talking about this topic, go out, it's boring!" The leader waved his hand and refused directly: "It's impossible for me to report these messy things!"

Obviously, no one would believe this kind of thing.

It is true that a man can give birth to a litter of wild dogs?

It is true that hemorrhoids can grow in a person's mouth?

Even if there are countless people who testify, there are countless people who have seen it with their own eyes, and there are doctors who can prove it... However, people who have not seen it with their own eyes will not believe it easily.

This incident cannot be reported, so Tang Xiaoyan did not pay the interview fee.

This made Jia Zhang very angry: "Damn Qin Huairu! Didn't you say that you are rich? In the end, you didn't give me a penny, and I was laughed at for nothing. Are you trying to give me money?" mad?"

Qin Huairu was also a little speechless: "I didn't think of it either..."

"Quick, wash all the clothes for me." As Jia Zhang said, he took off all the clothes and threw them on Qin Huairu's face.

A stench came over his face, Qin Huairu retched, tears were about to flow out.

……

On the other side, Silly Zhu returned to his room, seeing the mess, he was so angry that he almost exploded on the spot, he immediately found Qin Huairu and wanted to reason with him.

"Who told you to push her when you have nothing to do? It's not like you don't know her temper. Who do you blame?" Qin Huairu said angrily.

"Good guy, didn't you see that she used me as a rag? Isn't it right for me to push Jia Zhang?" Silly Zhu stared.

"You're all dirty, what's wrong with her wiping it?" Qin Huairu buried her head in the laundry.

"Good guy, it's all dirty? Didn't Mrs. Jia and Zhang dirty it for me? You really have no conscience for what you said." Sha Zhu was furious.

"Then go talk to her yourself, why are you arguing with me here?" Qin Huairu said angrily.

"If you look for her, you can look for her. Do you think I dare not?"

Silly Zhu was furious, and immediately rushed to Jia's house with the dirty quilt, bed linen and clothes.

At this time, Jia Zhang had just changed into all her clothes, and when she saw Sha Zhu approaching, she immediately said with disgust on her face, "Get out of here, get out of here, don't you think it's disgusting?"

"???" Silly Zhu yelled: "You still have the face to say that my quilt is all dirty, and you didn't do it?"

"Get out of here! Get out of my house!" Mrs. Jia waved her hands impatiently.

"Huh?!" Sha Zhu gritted his teeth angrily, and immediately pushed hard, pressing all the quilt, bed sheet and clothes onto Jia Zhang's body.

"Ah!!!" Jia Zhang yelled and was pushed to the ground.

Silly Zhu was furious.

Kindly help you catch people, you wipe something on me?

After you come back, you still dare to dirty my whole house?
Silly panting heavily, he rubbed against Jia Zhang's body with his dirty quilt, dirty sheets and dirty clothes.

"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" The feces and urine on the quilt sheets once again wiped onto Jia Zhang's new clothes.

Jia Zhang was pressed to the ground and couldn't get up. She screamed in pain, and her body was dirty again.

After a while, Silly Zhu finally got tired of pressing, and relaxed the strength in his hands, and sat on the ground panting heavily, with a happy face.

At this moment, Jiazhang seized the opportunity, rolled her chubby body, and immediately slipped into Shazhu's crotch.

After digging out and pinching, Jia Zhang yelled, "I'll crush you!"

"Ah!!!" Shazhu screamed like a pig: "Let go, let go, let go, I was wrong, I was wrong, I was wrong, mother Jia let go, grandma Jia let go, ancestor Jia let go..."

Silly Zhu, who was caught, stared and rolled his eyes, and beads of sweat appeared on his forehead in an instant.

"I pinch pinch pinch pinch!!!!" Jia Zhang gritted her teeth and exerted herself.

Just listen to 'click'.

"Oh hiss hey hey!!! (broken sound)" Sha Zhu screamed ferociously, his eyes widened, and he passed out, his legs were still stretching and stretching.

"Hmph! Are you still pretending to be dead?" Mrs. Jia Zhang once again exerted her strength.

Shazhu's legs shook several times, and they were straight and lifeless.

"Is it still pretending? I'll try harder!" Jia Zhang gritted his teeth.

As soon as Jia Zhang exerted force, Shazhu's legs trembled reflexively.

Silly Zhu's miserable appearance eased the hostility in Jia Zhang's heart, and she smiled treacherously.

Work hard!

Work hard!

Push harder!
……

For a long time, Silly Zhu remained motionless.

Only then did Jia Zhang come back to his senses, looking at the silly Zhu who rolled his eyes, Jia Zhang was stunned.

Could it be that this is dead?

Jia Zhang's head buzzed, his face turned pale with fright.

How to do?How to do?
Me, did I kill someone?
Jia Zhang's eyes widened, his mouth wide open, and he knelt on the ground dumbfounded.

"Mom! Don't shout, don't shout!!" Jia Dongxu said, "I have a way..."

With that said, Jia Dongxu thought of a way.

After Jia Zhang finished listening, she swallowed: "Is this really all right?" She was really terrified.

"It's okay, that's the only way to go. Now is the time to abandon the car and save the handsome man." Jia Dongxu said.

"Okay!" Mrs. Jia Zhang got up, patted the dust off her body, and walked out.

At this time, Qin Huairu was washing clothes...

"Huairu, come and let me wash your clothes, you go back to the house and rest." Jia Zhang said, and walked over.

"No need, I'm almost done washing." Qin Huairu said.

"Go, go, go!" Jia Zhang couldn't help but push Qin Huairu over, grabbed the laundry pool, and said with a smile, "Oh, I'm your mother-in-law, I should help you, I'll wash mine Come wash, you, go back to the house!"

Qin Huairu came to help herself after the laundry was done. Qin Huairu was a little speechless, but the corners of her mouth couldn't help but curl up.

I really didn't expect that my mother-in-law would suddenly change her sex one day?
How could Jia Zhang take the initiative to be nice to me once?
I really can't imagine it.

Qin Huairu smiled and returned to the house with happy steps...

As soon as he entered the room, he suddenly saw the silly Zhu lying upright on the ground, and Qin Huairu yelled in shock: "Oh my god! What's going on?"

It doesn't matter if this call, Jiazhang also called out: "Come on, someone! Someone's killed! Come on, someone! Someone's killed!"

Jia Zhang yelled, and everyone in the courtyard ran out.

Seeing someone coming out, Mrs. Jia Zhang pointed to the room:

"Go and see, silly Zhu and Qin Huairu are fighting!"

Everyone ran to Qin Huairu's house in shock.

Just happened to see Qin Huairu lying on the ground, and Sha Zhu lying on the ground, already unconscious.

At this time, Jia Dongxu raised his head, like a cobra about to attack, he kept sticking out his tongue and making a sound: "Qin Huairu, did you beat Shazhu to death?"

Seeing this scene, everyone at the scene gasped.

hiss!
Hiss!

sizzle!
Qin Huairu beat Silly Zhu to death?

Qin Huairu widened her eyes and opened her mouth wide, looking at Jia Dongxu in shock: "?"

(End of this chapter)