Siheyuan: Twenty-eight bars chasing Qin Jingru

Chapter 221 One Uncle and Two Uncle Silly Zhu Li, Deputy Director Li, Fall into the Dung at the Same Time (Please Subscribe Monthly Pass)

Zou He's body speed and various functions are constantly improving.

As a master with speed, explosive power, agility, durability... and other indicators that are off the charts.

Zou He is very natural, and also has a perception beyond ordinary people.

As the saying goes, seeing the six directions and listening to the eight directions, Zou He is like this now.

After walking a few steps, when turning a corner, I noticed a figure sneaking from the side.

Zou He turned his body slightly, and glanced at the figure with his peripheral vision.

He saw that it was Sha Zhu who was holding a rolling pin, tiptoeing and leaning towards this side.

Seeing this, Zou He smiled slightly.

Want to make trouble again, right?

Okay, stupid post.

Just got itchy recently.

I'm just worried that no one will come to fight.

……

Sure enough, Zou He went into the toilet and was peeing.

A man slipped in.

It's the stupid column.

Seeing Zou He with his back turned to him, Sha Zhu was overjoyed.

The opportunity is here.

This Hezi must not have imagined that I would suddenly come over and beat him at this point.

Saying that, Sha Zhu grabbed the noodle roll in his hand.

All these years of jealousy towards Zou He have turned into a powerful force.

boom!
The noodle rolling ball hit Zou He's head.

At the same time, Sha Zhu also raised his right foot, ready to strike with a stick and a kick at the same time, ensuring that Zou He would lose his combat effectiveness at the first time, and put him into the cesspit.

Thinking that Zou He would be thrown into the cesspit next time, the corners of Sha Zhu's mouth rose.

In an instant, both hands and feet were about to hit Zou He.

Zou He remained where he was, motionless.

Sha Zhu gritted his teeth, feeling ruthless in his heart.

You are Zou He.

It was you, Zou He, who did it.

See if I won't let you taste shit, I just don't have a surname.

Thinking like this, Sha Zhu exerted even more force.

"what!!!!"

There was a sudden cry.

bang.

A man plunged headlong into a cesspit.

During the fall, his face hit a stone in the toilet pit and cut his skin.

Blood flowed out, feces and urine crawled in along the broken skin, itching, labor pain and smelly.

"Ouch! Cough cough cough!"

"Bah ah ah ah!"

Coughing violently, Yu Haitang, who followed outside in shock, widened his pupils.

This silly Zhu followed Hezi with a rolling stick.

Then...the one who was beaten and fell into it was most likely He Zi.

Thinking of this, Yu Haitang couldn't care less about the men's and women's toilets.

Immediately, he picked up a branch on the ground and rushed in.

"Silly Zhu! If you dare to push Hezi into the cesspit, I will fight with you!"

Yu Haitang rushed in while yelling.

As a result, when he came in, he happened to see Zou He who was still urinating.

Seeing this scene, Yu Haitang blushed up to the ears.

Looking at the person who fell into the cesspit, he was actually a fool.

Yu Haitang stayed where she was, with her mouth wide open.

I don't know whether it was the shock that Shazhu fell in, or the shock to see the dragon.

……

Zou He was somewhat embarrassed.

Just now when Shazhu came to sneak attack, Zou He was in the middle of urinating.

So he jumped up and avoided the attack of Sha Zhu.

Because of the excessive force, Sha Zhu was plunged into the cesspit by this flash.

Zou He was halfway through, how could he stop?

So he whistled and continued to hush.

As a result, a person rushed in.

Zou He supported him and turned around.

Then I saw Yu Haitang.

It even splashed on Yu Haitang.

……

The scene seemed to be paused.

Zou He was also a little stunned.

This is the men's toilet.

This is how Yu Haitang broke in.

Does it fit?

Yu Haitang stared at the place that shocked her, widened her eyes and opened her mouth wide, dumbfounded.

……

I don't know how long it took.

Zou He came back to his senses before packing up his clothes.

"Why did you come in suddenly? This is the men's room." Zou He asked.

"..." Yu Haitang swallowed, and came back to his senses: "I'm sorry, I saw this silly Zhu following you, so I followed to remind you, but when I followed you to the toilet door, I heard Someone fell into the cesspit, thought you were being attacked, and then I rushed in."

Speaking of this, Yu Haitang covered her eyes with her hand, showed a finger, and said shyly: "Then I saw it, I shouldn't have seen it..."

"Well, you have a good intention, so I'll let you take advantage of it." Zou He smiled.

Zou He is a generous person.

Just watch it, I'm a big man anyway, so I'm not afraid to watch it.

And Yu Haitang did it out of good intentions, and it wasn't intentional, so there was no need to get angry.

"...Then, then I'll go out first." Yu Haitang blushed and slipped out.

As he walked, his mind was full of the scene just now.

Yu Haitang's face was red up to the ears, and her heart was beating violently.

Then, the corners of Yu Haitang's mouth suddenly turned up. She didn't know what she thought of, but she smiled so sweetly.

……

Silly column in the cesspit, head and face, body up and down, all fresh excrement of workers.

The disgusting silly Zhu vomited and screamed, his whole face was extremely ugly.

Zou He looked down at the silly pillar in the pit.

"Yo? You're still sneaking up on me just these two times?"

"I didn't even make a move, you just fell in by yourself, don't you feel ashamed?"

"Hahahahaha!"

Zou He said, pointing at the silly pillar in the pit, raised his head and laughed.

"..." Shazhu's face was gloomy, as uncomfortable as eating shit.

Zou He thought for a while, this silly Zhu came to find trouble on purpose.

So, facing the pit again, he peed again.

Fresh warm urine hit Sha Zhu's face, just enough to wash away the shit on Sha Zhu's face.

The stupid Zhu who was already so dirty couldn't take care of so much anymore, and immediately started to wash his face with fresh urine on his hands.

To get angry, Sha Zhu washed his face twice, and said: "Thank you Hezi, you also washed my face."

Now Zou He was speechless: "???"

"Hahahahaha! Didn't expect it? You're so mad!" Sha Zhu smashed the jar and said with a smile.

"Shameless!" Zou He said, and immediately stopped giving this silly pillar.

This idiot is not afraid of losing face, is he?
Then let everyone take a look.

Walked out of the toilet and yelled:
"Come and see! Silly Zhu fell into the cesspit again!"

"Come and see! Silly Zhu fell into the cesspit again!"

"Come and see! Silly Zhu fell into the cesspit again!"

With a few shouts, countless people were startled in an instant.

Soon, the door of the toilet was full of people.

Walking over, seeing that Silly Zhu had fallen into the cesspit again, everyone covered their mouths and laughed.

"Hiss! The whole body is full of fresh feces, it's disgusting!"

"Oh my god, this silly pillar is so destined to be with this shit? Every day."

"Ouch!" Those who had a bad appetite retched immediately: "Oh my god, it's so disgusting, I can't eat for three days."

"Look at that silly Zhu's face, it's full of crooked yellow things, it's really disgusting!"

……

The workers were all shocked.

Pointing at the silly pillar, it was all ridicule.

Shazhu's angry face turned green, and his face was gloomy, wishing he could not get out of the mouse hole.

"Zhuzi, what's the situation?" Because of what happened last time, there was a misunderstanding between Yi Zhonghai and Shazhu. After falling into the cesspit, the uncle Yi Zhonghai immediately thought of something and said:

"You said the pillar, who got it in for you? Tell us and let the leaders of the factory decide for you!"

"In broad daylight, you dare to beat your fellow workers and get them into the cesspit. Such people should be expelled from the factory!"

Hearing this, the second uncle Liu Haizhong also stood up with a firm stomach: "Yes, quickly tell Zhuzi, all the workers are listening, the villain must be expelled from the factory or beaten to death with a stick." The second uncle Liu Haizhong followed Needless to say about Zou He's holiday, of course I hope Zou He can be punished.

Silly Zhu looked up at the first and second uncles, and then at Zou He.

It was Sha Zhu who attacked Zou He by himself and then fell into it, and it was Sha Zhu's fault to say it.

Even, they will be punished by the factory.

Sha Zhu nicknamed Sha Zhu, but he is not really a fool.

Think about the pros and cons.

Silly Zhu yin and yang said strangely: "Forget it, once the dog bites you, do you still bite it back? Dogs are not easy to mess with, so let's treat it as if I fell into it myself."

Upon hearing this, the elder Yi Zhonghai became anxious: "What do you mean silly? Are you afraid of some villains? You can't do this, the dog bit you, you have to speak out, let's beat the dog together, we can't beat it Dogs, the factory leaders will also come to deal with dogs.”

"Yes!" The second uncle, Liu Haizhong, puffed up his stomach again, and continued to fight: "Say it quickly, the whole factory beat that vicious dog to death with sticks."

Hearing these words, Zou He, who was standing aside, narrowed his eyes.

That's fine, let's just forget about it, you are still looking for trouble together, right?
Okay, then even these two immortals will be dealt with together.

Zou He rolled his eyes and suddenly thought of an idea.

Immediately went out, found a long stick and came back.

……

"Oh, forget it, forget it," Sha Zhu stretched out his hand: "Master, you pull me up first, then we can talk about it."

Upon hearing this, the elder Yi Zhonghai took a few steps back.

"You know Zhuzhu, I'm old and weak, I'm afraid I won't be able to pull you up, and I won't be able to get you if I fall in again." In order to prevent the silly Zhu from being dissatisfied, the elder Yi Zhonghai said.

"Then the second uncle..." Silly Zhu looked at Liu Haizhong.

"I'm not young anymore, I'm not young anymore." The second uncle, Liu Haizhong, took three steps back.

Silly Zhu looked at the other workers again.

The workers who were seen all took a few steps back.

Obviously, no one wants to pull this silly pillar.

It's too smelly, who wants to get a whole body of feces and urine.

At this moment, a good man, Zou He, came over with a stick.

"Come on, silly Zhu, grab the stick and I'll give you a hand." Zou He laughed.

"..." Sha Zhu glanced at Zou He with vigilance.

"What? Don't want to come up? Still want to continue bathing in this cesspit?" Zou He asked.

Silly Zhu smelled really bad. After thinking about it, there were so many people present, Zou He wouldn't dare to make a mistake, right?
So, he stretched out his hand and grabbed Zou He's stick.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!" Zou He shouted hard.

"Drink!!!!" Silly Zhu also exerted force.

Soon, Silly Zhu's body was pulled halfway over the pit.

Zou He let go of his hand: "Yeah! You can't move anymore, you are so heavy!"

boom!With a sound, Silly Zhu fell heavily into the cesspit again.

Because of too much force, this loosening, Sha Zhu's hands and feet quickly pulled the sides of the cesspit to try to find a point of strength, but it was too smooth, and he grabbed a hand of yellow mud, and finally fell into it.

"Ah!!! Vomit Vomit!"

Silly Zhu yelled, his whole body was covered with excrement and urine.

Pushing away the soft poop on his face with his hands, Sha Zhu shouted, "Zou He!!!"

Having said that, he took a deep breath and went in again with a lot of yellow mud in his mouth and nose.

The stinky smell hit the sky, reaching the depths of Sha Zhu's soul.

"vomit!!!!"

"vomit!!!!"

Shazhu retched for a while and bent over.

It took a while before I managed to control my nausea.

"Zou He, did you do it on purpose?"

Sha Zhu pointed his finger over and shouted.

"What is it on purpose? I just have no strength." Zou He said with a smile: "I'm kind enough to help you, but damn you blame me. You really have no conscience. Tell the workers, is this the reason? Am I wronged?"

Upon hearing this, the workers all started talking about Shazhu.

"Yeah, silly Zhu, you really have no conscience. The man Zou He helped you, but he lost his strength. You still blame Hezi, are you human?"

"That's right, kindness has been a donkey's lungs."

"I don't know what's good and what's wrong. Fortunately, I didn't help this heartless person."

Zou He's reputation in the factory is still very good.

With such a rhythm, many people stood with Zou He.

Silly Zhu had no choice but to rescue the first and second uncles.

At this time, the uncle thought of a way.

He picked up the stick that fell on the ground, and handed it to Sha Zhu.

"Come on, second uncle, help me, let's pull the silly pillar up together."

Grandpa said.

The second uncle Liu Haizhong thought for a while, after Sha Zhu came up, he could sue Zou He.

Let Shazhu come up earlier, and it can be regarded as the earlier punishment of Shazhu.

So, the second uncle and the first uncle pulled the stick.

Silly Zhu grabbed it below.

"Hold on, come on!" The old man pulled in front.

"One, two, three!" the uncle shouted.

The second uncle followed suit.

Seeing these two beeps, Zou He smiled slightly.

Yes, it really did.

Think about the way this uncle and the second uncle pointed at Sang and scolded Huai just now.

The two old men are still looking for trouble to kill you.

Without further ado, Zou Hedang took out the 'obedient talisman' and quickly issued instructions on it.

【Congratulations to the host!The use of the obedience charm is successful! 】

With this prompt tone down.

Upon receiving the news, Deputy Director Li, who had been standing far away in the back row, suddenly had his eyes lit up.

"Give it up, give it up, give it up, I'm the deputy factory director!"

Deputy Factory Manager Li yelled and pulled with both hands.

Instantly pushed the crowd aside, Deputy Director Li rushed out.

"ah!!!!!!"

Deputy Factory Manager Li leaned forward, shouted, and rushed towards the first and second uncles.

Subconsciously, everyone thought that Deputy Director Li was there to help.

was about to say something.

I saw Deputy Director Li rushing up.

With both hands on the waist of the second uncle Liu Haizhong, he pushed hard.

"what!!!"

"boom!!!"

"boom!!!"

The second uncle was pushed from behind, and he rushed out, wrapping up the first uncle, and stabbing Shazhu headlong.

In a blink of an eye, the second uncle and the first uncle, Shazhu, fell into the cesspit again.

Seeing this scene, the people present were stunned.

what's the situation?
Deputy Factory Manager Li, in the past, he piled up the second uncle and the first uncle into the cesspit?

This, true or false?

For a moment, everyone thought they were delusional.

However, just in the trace of everyone's doubts.

Deputy Factory Manager Li suddenly yelled: "Hahahahaha! It's cool! It's cool!"

As he said that, Deputy Director Li jumped up and jumped in too.

"Plop!"

Deputy Factory Manager Li plunged in.

Suddenly, four men fell into the cesspit.

Seeing this scene, everyone who is still in shock has not recovered.

I was stunned again.

This... Deputy Director Li is so unrestrained?
Just like that, stuck in?

Bathing in a cesspit?
Sure enough, the best one is still Deputy Director Li.

It's amazing.

Everyone, you look at me and I look at you, and your scalp is numb with shock.

(End of this chapter)