Siheyuan: Twenty-eight bars chasing Qin Jingru

Chapter 296 Sticky Stealing Plan (please subscribe for monthly pass)
When Bang Geng was in prison, under the guidance of his master, he not only learned the supernatural skill of pinching fingers, but also learned the ability to read people.

As long as you stand on the street and look around, you can tell who has money in their pockets and who has no money.

Now, it's finally time for him to show his skills.

When Jia Zhang heard what Bang Geng said, he was immediately overjoyed.

It seems that what my grandson learned is not a thief's skill, but some great skill.

"My grandson is really good! He really deserves to be the only seedling of our Jia family! Grandma likes you!" Jia Zhang said excitedly.

Sticking a proud face, he said, "Grandma, today, let you see what your grandson and I are capable of!"

After finishing speaking, Bang Geng walked to the corner of the street and sat down, and began to observe the people coming and going, and finally, his eyes fixed on the middle-aged man.

I saw that middle-aged man with a fat head and big ears, and his hair was combed meticulously. He looked like a fastidious person.

Bang Gon looked at the middle-aged man, secretly thinking, this man looks like he is rich, and he will definitely gain something.

Thinking of this, he stood up and walked towards the middle-aged man as if nothing had happened.

When he passed by the middle-aged man, he quickly stretched out two fingers and put them in the middle-aged man's pocket.

Under this clip, the stick's eyes suddenly lit up.

really!

He guessed it right!
At the place where the stick is tentacle, you can feel a few bills, and you can tell by the touch that it must be money!
Bang Geng tried his best to hide his excitement, and quickly used the magical skill of pinching his fingers, and pinched it out with one pinch of two fingers.

Seeing this scene, Jia Zhang, who was watching from a distance, was so excited that he almost jumped up, wishing to applaud his precious grandson.

Sticking the money, he quickly walked to the small alley to join Mrs. Jia Zhang. Mrs. Jia praised, "Good grandson! Well done!"

"Your finger pinching magic skill is really powerful! With just a light pinch, the money is in your hands. It's not as easy to get money as going to work in a factory!"

"Hurry up, take it out and count it, and see how much money was caught?" Jia Zhang urged.

Bang Geng took out the money from his pocket and counted it. It was ten yuan in total, and Jia Zhang immediately burst into laughter.

"My grandson is really promising! He got ten yuan for just a little bit like this, which is amazing!" Mrs. Jia Zhang was full of praise for the stick.

Stick stem also looked triumphant, and said: "Grandma, next time, I will definitely steal more money! Then we will have money to buy meat!"

Just as the two were happily counting the money, there was a loud shout behind them.

"Little brat, it turns out you are here a lot! Of course you dare to steal my money, return it to me quickly!"

Hearing this, Bang Geng was startled with fright, and looked back quickly.

Seeing that person's face, he immediately turned pale. That person was the man who stole the money just now.

It turned out that the middle-aged man had just passed the stick and walked two steps away when he realized that his money was gone.

Thinking about it carefully, he quickly suspected that the stick that just bumped into him just now, and immediately turned to look for it. Sure enough, in the alley beside him, he found the stick that was counting money, Jia Zhang's.

Stick stem was guilty of being a thief. Now that the stolen person found him, he immediately hid behind Jia Zhang in fright.

And his actions can be regarded as self-inflicted, and it is clear that he is a thief who stole money.

The middle-aged man cursed loudly: "You little bastard, you came here to steal my money? I think you are tired of work?! Quickly exchange my money back! Otherwise, I will beat you out of the shit today!!"

Seeing that the stolen person came to the door, Jia Zhang felt a little guilty.

However, of course, Jia Zhang is not willing to hand over the money that has already been obtained.

"What money! We didn't take it!" Jia Zhang said with a cock in his neck.

The middle-aged man pointed his finger at Mrs. Jia Zhang angrily, and said, "Okay, so you are in the same group!"

"Hurry up and return my money, or I'll be rude!" The middle-aged man said, shaking his fist.

This middle-aged man is tall and thick, with round eyes, and he doesn't have a good temper at first glance.

Jia Zhang was unwilling to pay back the money, and unwilling to return the money he got to the man, so he gave Bang Gan a wink, and the two turned and ran down the street.

The middle-aged man saw him and followed closely behind him.

After running a few steps, he caught up with BangGong, grabbed BangGong by the back collar, and picked him up.

"Brat! Give me back my money quickly!" Bang Jian kicked his legs in fright and shouted: "I didn't take your money! Let me go!~ Let me go!"

The middle-aged man pointed to the money in Jia Zhang's hand and said, "The ten yuan is my money, and you still say you didn't take it?!"

Guilty and frightened, the stick stem flailed with both hands, hugged the middle-aged man's arm, and bit it with one bite.

The middle-aged man felt the pain, loosened his hand, and the stick fell off, and immediately hit his buttocks and fell to the ground.

The stick was thrown in such a way that it fell directly to the tailbone, and the pain came from the heart, and he screamed in pain,

Lying on the ground rolling, screaming.

"Ouch, whoop! My ass!"

Seeing that the stick fell to the ground, Mrs. Jia Zhang rushed over and hugged the stick. While checking whether the stick was injured, she yelled: "Come on! You hit someone! You hit a child!" !"

Jia Zhang's shout quickly attracted a lot of passers-by, and seeing the scene in front of them, they all started talking.

"How can such a big man beat a child?"

"Yeah, this is too outrageous!"

Hearing everyone's discussion, the middle-aged man immediately said: "Everyone, don't listen to this old woman biting like crazy! They are thieves, they stole my money, and I found out, that's why they ran away. I caught this little thief , he actually opened his mouth to bite me, everyone, look, I still have tooth marks on my hands!"

The middle-aged man said, showing the tooth marks on his arm to everyone.

When everyone saw it, they immediately hesitated, not knowing who was telling the truth and who was telling the truth.

Seeing the middle-aged man say this, Mrs. Jia Zhang immediately argued: "We are not thieves, the money is our own! Why do you say that we stole your money? What evidence do you have that we are thieves?!"

Stick stem also yelled: "I didn't steal your money! You framed me! You beat me!"

The onlookers saw that they were arguing, and they all watched the excitement. One of the onlookers said, "Comrade, you said that the money is yours. Do you have any proof?"

"Since you can't argue, why don't you all talk about your own evidence so that we can distinguish. Whose money is this?"

Upon hearing this, Stick said, "I have proof! The money is ten yuan in total. You can count it. If it is exactly ten yuan, it proves that it is our money!"

After Banggen finished speaking, Jia Zhang's eyes lit up, and he looked at Banggen happily, his grandson is really smart!

Fortunately, they just counted the money and knew that the money was indeed ten yuan.

Now, there is evidence.

No one wants to leave this money.

Passers-by heard this, and two people walked to Jia Zhang's side, looked at the money in her hand, and after confirming that it was ten yuan, they nodded and said, "It's really ten yuan, and this money really belongs to them." .”

When the others heard this, they all nodded.

Jia Zhang looked at the middle-aged man proudly, you don't want to take this money back!
Seeing this, the middle-aged man didn't know the difference, snorted coldly, and said, "Everyone, don't be so hasty to draw conclusions."

"After these two thieves stole my money, they counted it and of course knew that there were ten yuan. This does not prove that the money belongs to them!"

The onlookers heard this, and felt that it made sense, and immediately became deadlocked.

The middle-aged man spoke again at this moment, and said, "Also, I have other evidence that can prove that the money is mine!"

As soon as this remark came out, everyone immediately looked at him.

These people also want to know what evidence this person can produce.

The middle-aged man stood up and said, "This money is the subsidy money I just received today. In order to distinguish it and not send it wrong, these subsidy money have their names written on the edges of the coins!"

"My name is written on the ten yuan, Zhang Dali! You can take a look! Is it my name on the money in their hands!"

As soon as the middle-aged man said these words, everyone cheered up.

Rather than the uncertain evidence of the amount of money, the name on the coin is of course more powerful evidence.

People made a fuss and asked Jia Zhang to show the money to see if the words Zhang Dali were on it.

Since the middle-aged man revealed the name on the coin just now, the faces of Jia Zhang and Bang Geng have changed drastically. They looked at each other, and they both saw panic in each other's eyes.

They haven't looked at the money carefully, so of course they don't know that there is a name on the money!

Now, facing a dozen or so onlookers, Jia Zhang and Bang Geng were in a dilemma.

If you don't take out the money to check, you will appear guilty, and it will prove that there is something wrong with their money, but if you take out the money to confront, then you will directly slap your face and prove that there is really a name on the money. There is absolutely no room for recovery.

Thinking of this, Mrs. Jia Zhang gave Bang Geng a wink, and Bang Geng immediately understood, and the two immediately turned around and ran away.

But the surrounding area was full of spectators, and it was too crowded. If they wanted to run, how could they escape?

At first, everyone was only suspicious, but now that Jia and Zhang heard that they were going to produce evidence, they turned around and ran away in fright, which has been more thoroughly verified. These two people are thieves!

The crowd of onlookers immediately attacked and held down the two of them.

The middle-aged man also walked over quickly, took back the ten yuan from Jia Zhang who was caught, and unfolded it for everyone to see.

Sure enough, Zhang Dali was written in small characters on the banknote in his hand.

"You guys can take a look, my name, Zhang Dali, is clearly written on it! This is my money!"

"The old woman and the child are thieves!"

Everyone booed immediately.

"What a thief!"

"I really can't see it. This kid is not very old, and he's a good lie. He actually deceived so many of us beating people! He even said that the money belonged to him!"

"This thief is too hateful! Stealing other people's money and even framing them!"

How could Mrs. Jia Zhang have been so angry? In the courtyard, she had never been afraid of anyone except Zou He. She was pinned down on the ground and cursed angrily, "Let go!" Me! You guys are blind! My grandson is not a thief! If I lose my money, I don’t blame myself for my incompetence. I can’t even look at the money, but my grandson! What a coward! Raised! In the future, there will be no buttholes when you have a child... Ahhhh!!!"

Jia Zhang's mouth full of manure spraying mode had just been turned on, and before it had exerted its maximum power, he was slapped with a sudden slap, his eyes were filled with gold stars, and he let out a miserable cry.

Jia Zhang is used to cursing in the courtyard, no one will touch her, her shrew mode is on, and she will come when she opens her mouth.

However, the middle-aged man whose money was stolen is not a good-tempered person.

After being insulted so mixed and uninvited by Jia Zhang, he naturally wanted to beat him back.

As soon as Jia Zhang cursed a few words, the middle-aged man slapped her on the mouth. The mouth was bloody from the slap, and she couldn't swear.

When the onlookers saw this scene, they all applauded one after another.

"Good fight!!!"

"This fight is really fun! It's cool!"

"How dare you scold someone after stealing something!"

"I don't think it should be cleaned up! I can't help but do it!"

"The old woman and the child are actually grandparents? Is it the child's grandma?"

"There is a grandma who takes her own grandson to steal things, what a crime!"

"People like this don't change their nature, they should be sent to the police station!"

"Exactly! How many people have been stolen!"

When Banggen heard this, he panicked.

He has been in prison, and he has been in prison, so he naturally knows what it is like to be in prison.

Unfinished work, exhausted to death, that is really a real reform through labor, not for him to enjoy and have fun.

He would rather not have enough to eat outside than go to prison.

"I don't want to go to jail! I don't want to go!"

"I was wrong! I stole the money! I'll give it to you! Don't take me to jail! Please!"

The middle-aged man put the money in his pocket, snorted coldly, glanced sideways at the stick, and said, "Fortunately, I got my money back, otherwise, I have to fix you up today! I have business to do, I don't have time to spend with you, get out!"

After finishing speaking, the middle-aged man walked away.

Seeing that the middle-aged man had left, the onlookers saw that there was no excitement to watch.Seeing that Mrs. Jia Zhang and BangGong were still lying on the ground, they pointed at them again and talked a lot.

The stick fell down on the tailbone and couldn't stand up on the ground. Jia Zhang covered half of his face that was swollen as high as a steamed bun with one hand, and supported the stick with the other. He went home with his arm.

Walking on the road, Bang Geng said while clutching his buttocks; "Grandma, I have already practiced the magical skill of pinching fingers, and it is amazing. What happened today is not because I am not good at learning, but because of bad luck!"

"I've already stolen the money, but he found out about it, and that's why we're being beaten. Next time, I'll definitely pick a woman or someone who's thinner! That way, we won't be beaten again!"

Stick stem said confidently.

Jia Zhang nodded fiercely while covering her bun-like cheeks, and said, "Yes! Grandma believes in you! This time is indeed due to luck. Next time, we will definitely succeed!"

The grandfather and grandson seemed to have seen countless money beckoning to them, and seemed to have forgotten the pain in their bodies, and began to imagine how to steal the safest next time.

(End of this chapter)