Siheyuan: Twenty-eight bars chasing Qin Jingru

Chapter 593 Silly Zhu invites Zou He to dinner (please subscribe for monthly ticket)

Sha Zhu stewed the chicken and sat at the entrance of the courtyard, not looking out.

Keep an eye out to see when Zou He returns.

For fear of missing it.

It is winter now, and it gets dark early.

After get off work in the rolling mill, most of the workers walked home, and when they got home, it was already dark.

However, Zou He rides a bicycle to and from get off work, so his speed is naturally much faster than the others.

As soon as Zou He entered the gate of the courtyard, Sha Zhu knew about it before he reached the middle courtyard.

When he was in the house, he could already hear the sound of Zou and his bicycle.

He quickly opened the door and walked out with a smile on his face.

"Yo, Kazuko is back!"

Hearing this voice, Zou He was also taken aback.

Looking at Silly Zhu, he asked, "Silly Zhu? Why are you back?"

Silly Zhu said with a smile on his face: "Of course I performed well in prison, so I came out early!"

"Hezi, you've been working all day, are you tired?"

"Don't go back in a hurry, come and sit in my room for a while?"

"We haven't seen each other for half a year, so we just sit here and chat for a while!"

While speaking, Sha Zhu stretched out his hand to let Zou He into his room.

Looking at Sha Zhu's actions, Zou He was a little puzzled.

I was a little puzzled.

What's up with this idiot?
Why are you so passionate about yourself all of a sudden?

Before, he was not convinced by himself everywhere, and he wanted to find something to do every day when he had nothing to do, so he couldn't make life difficult for himself.

Fighting with myself is not once or twice.

Even this time, the reason why he went to jail, to put it bluntly, was related to Zou He.

It was all because of Sha Zhu and Liu Lan's plan to frame Zou He as a hooligan, so Zou He seized the opportunity and turned back, directly causing Sha Zhu to be arrested as a hooligan and taken to the police station.

Sent in jail.

It stands to reason that this idiot should hate himself to death,

What's wrong with this?
Why is she not only not in a hurry to seek revenge on herself, but also so enthusiastic about herself?

And let yourself sit at his house?talk to him?
What can I say to him.This is really, really weird.

Could it be that after being released from prison, people will change their sex?

Has the mind of this silly pillar really been purified?

Zou He's thoughts turned, but his expression remained calm.

After thinking about it, I felt relieved.

No matter what conspiracy and tricks he has, anyway, let's go and see for himself, what the hell is this fool doing, what kind of medicine is he selling in his gourd,

At this moment, Shazhu saw that Zou He didn't go in with him, understood Zou He's concerns, and said quickly: "Hezi, why don't you come!"

"We haven't seen each other for so long, I miss you so much!"

: "No, I bought a chicken specially and made fried chicken. It's already done. It's stuffed in the pot and it's still steaming. We'll eat it together when you come!"

"Come in quickly and let you taste my craft!"

Hearing what Shazhu said, Zou He really smelled the strong fragrance coming from Shazhu's house.

I snorted slightly in my heart.

From the looks of this silly column, it seems that he wants something from himself.

Such a stingy guy was willing to buy a chicken, and was still guarding the door, waiting for him to come back.

This is... interesting.

What kind of medicine is sold in this silly gourd?

Thinking of this, Zou He saw the flattering smile on Sha Zhu's face, and immediately twitched the corner of his mouth, and said, "Okay, since you invited me so sincerely, I'll go in and sit for a while."

He would like to see, what kind of plan is this silly Zhu, who is so abnormal today.

When Sha Zhu saw that Zou He agreed, he was overjoyed.

Hastily pulled Zou He into the house.

As soon as he entered the room, Sha Zhu pushed Zou He to sit down on the upper seat beside the table, and then brought the chicken he had just stewed from the fire.

Looking at the color-matched yellow potatoes, red chicken, and green peppers on the plate, the fresh, spicy and spicy smell came to my nostrils.

It makes people move their index fingers.

Even Zou He, who has tasted a lot of delicacies, felt that besides being a scumbag, loving to be a dog lick, to use dirty tricks, to be clever, and to be smug, this idiot at least had this culinary skill. One advantage is not bad.

This fried chicken is really not inferior to restaurants outside.

Silly Zhu directly handed Zou He the chopsticks, and said, "Hezi, we both grew up in the same courtyard. Although we didn't play together very much, we can still be considered young, right?"

"It's quite interesting to say, we have lived in the same courtyard for so many years, but we haven't had a serious meal together yet! Today, you must give me a face and try my handicraft!"

"I'm not bragging, even if I go to a restaurant outside, no one can compare to my cooking skills!"

Zou He sat aside, did not speak, and quietly listened to Sha Zhu bragging.

But he didn't intend to move his chopsticks at all.

Of course he won't move his chopsticks first.

As the saying goes, it is essential to be on guard against others, especially now, the person who invites him to dinner is someone like Sha Zhu who has a lot of criminal records.

Zou He would naturally raise his vigilance.

How could he easily eat the things in his house.

Seeing that Zou He still didn't move his chopsticks after giving way for a long time, Sha Zhu suddenly understood.

Quickly picked up the chopsticks and said: "Hezi, you are so serious, don't you believe me, brother? Can I still poison you? I just got out of prison, I don't want to go in again! "

Hearing Sha Zhu's words, Zou He had a smile on his face, but he still didn't take the chopsticks.

brother?

When did I become his silly brother's brother?
This is really ironic!
Seeing that Zou He still ignored what he said, Sha Zhu had no choice but to pick up the chopsticks and said: "Since you are so worried, then I want to eat a chopstick myself. No poison!"

After Sha Zhu finished speaking, he picked up a piece of meat and stuffed it directly into his mouth.

Seeing that Shazhu ate first by himself, Zou He had already made up his mind.

When Shazhu picked up the vegetables just now, he looked carefully. Shazhu's chopsticks were indeed picked at random, and there was nothing tricky about them.

There is really no poison in this dish.

So, what's the idea of ​​this silly Zhu inviting himself to dinner?

Silly Zhu ate a piece of chicken by himself, and immediately became even hungrier.

This fragrant and delicious chicken completely opened up his taste buds and opened up his appetite.

"Hurry up, hurry up, Hezi, try it, I'm doing pretty well!"

Zou He also picked up the chopsticks, picked up a piece, and started eating.

Seeing Zou He eat the food, Sha Zhu's heart immediately went into his stomach.

As the saying goes, the hand that grabs people is short, but the mouth that eats people is soft.

As long as Zou He eats the dishes he made, then I will tell him about letting him arrange for him to enter the factory later, and it will be difficult for him to refuse himself.

Hey Hey!

how about it?
Even Zou He, who usually cooks so well at home, can't refuse the skill of a chef like himself, right?

Silly Zhu thought triumphantly.

Seeing that Zou He had taken two bites, he quickly opened his mouth in a timely manner.

"Hezi, we all grew up in the same yard. I am a few years older than you, but now, you have become the workshop director of our rolling mill. You are so awesome!"

Having said that, Shazhu sighed again, and said:
"But I just got out of prison, I'm still idle at home, I don't have a job, and I don't know how to use my cooking skills in the future. Thinking about it, I really worry about my future. ah!"

Hearing these words from Silly Zhu, Zou He immediately understood in his heart that this silly Zhu seemed to have a sudden change of sex today, calling him to eat, what was his idea.

It turned out that this kid was thinking about work. He just got out of prison today, and he already knew that he became the workshop director?

The news is well-informed.

It seems that someone is tipping him off.

However, it doesn't matter whether you have accomplices or spies, it's the same for Zou He.

Zou and this person have always had a clear distinction between grievances and grievances, and they will never blind the Holy Mother's heart.

He never forgot how this silly Zhu treated him before.

One pile, one piece, is recorded in Zou He's heart.

Of course he wouldn't be fooled by silly Zhu just because Zou He flattered him for the first time today.

If you want to arrange a job for him yourself, what is your spring and autumn dream?

However, although this job cannot be arranged for him, of course he still has to eat this meal.

After all, this silly Zhu also said just now that today's meal was specially made for Zou He.

If you don't eat it yourself, it's a waste.

Waste is the greatest crime, of course he has to accept Sha Zhu's kindness.

Thinking of this, Zou He immediately interrupted Sha Zhu's plan to continue to have a relationship with him, and asked him to arrange work for him, and said: "Hey, Sha Zhu, you just got out of prison today, let's not talk about other things, let's have a good time." Let's have a meal, no matter what, wait until the meal!"

Hearing what Zou He said, Sha Zhu was suddenly overjoyed.

'No matter what', 'Let's talk after dinner'?
Isn't Zou He's words implicitly implying to himself that after dinner, he will solve his work problems?

This is really good!

He also thought that this Zou He had a lot of brains and cleverness, but it turned out that he was also an idiot who looked smart but was actually an idiot. ,

A few beautiful words of his own, he was fooled after a meal.

Huh, Zou He, Zou He, you can't think of it?You will also be fooled by me!
Just wait and see!

After I enter the rolling mill and my position is stabilized, look at how I will push you out a little bit!
Lao Tzu is now called lying down and tasting courage!

I am Goujian, and you are the king of Wu who succeeded at that moment!

Let's see!
Silly Zhu thought about this in his heart, but on the surface, he didn't show it at all.

On the contrary, he became more enthusiastic towards Zou He.

Zou He was not polite to him, he picked up the chicken on the plate and started to feast on it.

Isn't this cooked chicken just for him to eat?

Of course he had to enjoy the meal. ,
Zou He was also polite, and started to eat in big mouthfuls.

Silly stared at him helplessly, almost drooling from his greedy eyes.

He didn't have much money, and when he went to the market to buy chicken today, he was only willing to buy half a chicken.

When I came back, it was ready, just a plate of fried chicken.

There is also a potato in it.

If he eats as much as he wants, what if Zou He doesn't have enough to eat?
Now that I have something to ask of him, of course I have to wait for Zou He to eat first.

When Zou He has almost eaten, he will eat again.

Although Shazhu thought so, the development of the matter made him more and more impatient. ,
Seeing that there was less and less chicken on the plate, and there were only a few pieces of potatoes left, Shazhu was very anxious.

Secretly thinking, what happened to Zou He today?

How can the appetite be so big?

How could he eat up so much chicken by himself?

Not even humility?
After Zou He finished eating the chicken, he picked up the wine that Sha Zhu had just poured for him in the glass, and drank it down with the same neck.

He tasted the wine in his mouth, smacked his lips, and said with his tongue out, "It's really... good, good wine!"

Silly Zhu saw that Zou He was finally full and finished his drink. He was overjoyed that he had finally finished his meal. Now, it was his turn to ask Zou He to arrange work for him.

Shazhu's face was full of smiles, he moved closer, and said flatteringly: "Hezi, are you ready to eat?"

Zou He drank a lot of wine, his cheeks were a little red, and his speech was a little slurred.

"Eat... eat it, silly Zhu, your craftsmanship... is really good! It's delicious!"

"As long as it's delicious, as long as it's delicious. Well, Hezi, I have something I want to tell you!"

"We are all in the same yard, you must help me with this matter..."

Before Sha Zhu finished speaking, Zou He suddenly stood up with a baffle.

Seeing Zou He standing up suddenly, Sha Zhu's words were also interrupted. He quickly stood up and said, "What's the matter, Hezi? Why did you stand up suddenly?"

Zou He rubbed his stomach with his hands, and said, "Oh, it's too late, I've eaten too much today, and I've drank too much alcohol, my stomach is bloated... I feel like vomiting, I have to go for a walk to digest... ...What's the matter, wait, let's talk about it tomorrow!"

After saying this, Zou He wobbled towards the door.

Silly Zhu was stunned for a moment, and quickly chased him out.

What are you kidding? !

I gritted my teeth and bought this half chicken, and now I finally dragged Zou He over. After eating and drinking, Zou He is actually leaving?
How does this work?
He hasn't said anything about asking Zou He to arrange work for him!
How could Zou He just leave like this? ?

Silly Zhu rushed over, grabbed Zou He's arm, and said, "Don't go yet, Hezi, I haven't finished my words yet! I..."

"oops!!!"

Silly Zhu just opened his mouth, and before he could say a word, he saw Zou He, who was swaying, suddenly bent down, and vomited it out with a wow.

And because Sha Zhu happened to be pulling Zou He and was in a hurry to talk to him, he vomited all over him.

Silly Zhu immediately froze in place.

Seeing the filthy appearance of being vomited all over his body, and smelling the unpleasant smell, Sha Zhu was about to go crazy.

"Zou He!! You!!!"

Zou He's eyes were drunk, he saw the filth on Sha Zhu's body, and said, "Oh, I just said I'm going to vomit, and you have to pull me... Now, it's miserable!"

"It's all right, silly Zhu?"

(End of this chapter)