Siheyuan: Twenty-eight bars chasing Qin Jingru

Look at the nine blue faces in the room.

Xu Damao frowned and said to his wife Huang Mafang:

"Why do all nine children have such strange birthmarks?"

"Does your family have this kind of blue-faced breed in your ancestors?"

Huang Mafang rolled his eyes: "This kind of blue-faced breed is the only one in your family."

Xu Damao said: "You don't have it in your family, and I don't have it in my family either. So where does this variety come from?"

Huang Mafang: "Didn't the doctor say that the genetic mutation happened by chance?"

Xu Damao took a puff of cigarette: "Nine coincidences in a row? Why do I feel so unbelievable?"

Xu Damao has not been idle these years.

He has been working hard on Huang Mafang.

That is.

But what Xu Damao couldn't bear the most was.

Career, women, children...everything is inferior to Zou He.

But the acne marks left behind were simply terrible.

Not only that, Zou He and his son and daughter are even smarter, skipping several grades in school.

Zou He mastered a rule of thumb in this courtyard.

Peace?

Whoever rushes is more aggressive than him.

Just go outside.

I have spent a lot of time with the people in this yard.

Whoever is fierce will be more fierce than him!

Regardless of whether it is overt or covert, if someone dares to fight, then fight to the end and fight to the death!

Not only one a year, but like an egg-laying hen, they keep giving birth.

Either on the left, on the right, or in the middle.

No one has a face without it.

And he, Xu Damao, was a projectionist ten years ago, and now ten years later, he is still a projectionist.

I just want to give birth to a beautiful baby like a golden dragon and a phoenix.

……

Looking at a room full of blue faces, Xu Damao was really depressed.

"Huh!" He said angrily, turned around and left.

In the end, Guo Jia was transferred to the junior class of the Academy of Sciences, and now I heard that he was also outstanding there.

Each of these sons has a big blue birthmark on their face.

"What are you humming? Who are you humming?" Zou He is not a vegetarian.

Zou He does not.

Coupled with the moisture of life, it seems to be more flavorful, more flavorful and sweeter than when I was young.

In other words, these golden dragons and precious phoenixes are a pair of geniuses!

In addition, in ten years, Qin Jingru changed from a teenage girl to a young woman in her twenties and thirties.

In comparison, Huang Mafang of Xu Damao's family had acne on her face before, but after ten years, pus no longer appeared on her face.

Not for anything else.

Whoever is fierce is stronger than him.

Xu Damao felt discouraged when he saw it again.

And all of them have handles.

Xu Damao felt as if he was under the spell of Lan Lian, and he felt very unhappy!

……

When they meet each other, they show off their expressions.

I happened to meet Zou He who was coming back from outside.

Since traveling to this world.

As a result, Huang Mafang's belly was very upbeat and cooperative.

In the past ten years, Zou He has been in trouble, and has reached the position of workshop director in the factory.

Zou He also thought about it.

……

It is said that Zou He is one of the pre-selected candidates for deputy factory director.

If it were anyone else, he might just be sulking.

This made Xu Damao very angry!

Now the ninth son has a blue face again, and Xu Damao is even more angry.

Just being in this yard and wanting peace.

The final result is that he can only swallow his anger and become sulky.

After two lifetimes, if he still lived in such a miserable state, Zou He felt that he might as well just hit him to death.

Do people live their whole lives just to be criticized by cowards?

Zou He didn't know what others thought.

In short, Zou He couldn't bear this breath!

Yes!

In the past ten years, Zou He has not become any softer than before.

Instead, it has become sharper!

As for why.

Because if you kill a little, it will work!

Xu Damao had seen Zou He fight with people in the factory and in the yard.

Zou He had the upper hand every time and basically never suffered a loss.

Moreover, Zou He is a bit of a fool.

If you get angry, just go for it.

As the saying goes, those who are fierce are afraid of those who are violent, and those who are violent are afraid of their lives.

And this Zou He is the one who doesn't want his life.

More than ten years ago, he almost killed Xu Damao when he offended Zou He. Xu Damao knew from that time that Zou He was not easy to mess with.

Xu Damao was unhappy in his heart, but he could only give in:

"I didn't say anything about you. I just hummed casually. Do you care about that?"

"I'm in a bad mood, can't I?"

Zou He was not really angry.

It is really helpless to act like he is ready to fight at every turn.

Seeing that the other party relented.

Zou He smiled and said:

"Hey, why are you in a bad mood? Tell me and let me listen?"

Xu Damao: "Hey, what else could it be because of?"

Of course Zou He knew that Xu Damao was angry because the ninth son was blue-faced again.

However, he still pretended not to know and continued to ask:

"Why? Tell me? Maybe I can help you but not necessarily!"

Xu Damao told him that his son was blue-faced.

Zou He, who knew all the truth, did not laugh, but comforted:

"Brother Damao, let me tell you, you shouldn't be angry about this!"

"That's not necessarily a bad thing, or it's a good sign!"

Xu Damao's eyes widened: "What's a good omen?"

Zou He started: "Think about it carefully. According to legend, what is the reason for giving birth to nine sons?"

Give Xu Damao a few seconds to think.

Seeing the other party, he didn't think about it.

Zou He continued:

"dragon!"

"The dragon gave birth to nine children!" "You gave birth to nine children in a row, all of them boys."

"This is very possible, implying that you are the dragon!"

"Do you know what a dragon is?

"In ancient times, that was the appearance of an emperor!"

Hear this.

Xu Damao was startled.

Lost in thought.

He seems to be thinking about some major life event.

Finally, he was doubtful and said:

"I've heard that dragons give birth to nine sons."

"But these nine sons of mine don't look like a good omen, do they?"

"It looks like a wicked sect, but it makes sense. They are all blue-faced. It's so ugly!"

Zou He patted Xu Damao's shoulder and continued:

"This means you are uneducated."

"Do you know what the dragon's nine children are?"

"The Nine Sons of the Dragon, if I write it down, you won't even recognize it. If I tell it, you won't even hear it."

"For example, prison cows, have you heard of them? Do you know what prison cows are?"

"And Yasui, have you heard of it? Chaofeng, Pulao, Suanni, Bixi, Bifan, negative Xi, Chiqi, have you heard of them all?"

"I bet you haven't heard of any of them."

"Do you know why you haven't heard of it?"

"It's because they are all aliens! They are all rare species!"

"A dragon gives birth to nine sons, and all nine sons have different appearances!"

"All nine of your sons have blue faces."

"Is blue face a strange appearance? Is it uncommon?"

"This clearly implies that you are a dragon! Do you know what a dragon is? It is the Son of Heaven, the Emperor..."

"Da Mao, you may have the opportunity to sit on the emperor's throne in the future, really!"

"Emperor?" Xu Damao swallowed, his scalp numb with shock.

The whole person was stunned on the spot.

Until Zou He left with a smile.

Xu Damao didn't even come back to his senses.

That night, Xu Damao couldn't sleep.

He felt that what Zou He said seemed to make sense.

Although I don’t know what Long Jiuzi is, I seem to have heard the old man say it, and that’s probably the truth.

Could it be that I, Xu Damao, am really a dragon?

Thinking of this, Xu Damao became excited.

I spent the whole night thinking about dragons.

"Da Mao, let me give you another baby. This time I will definitely give you a baby with a different face."

Huang Mafang suddenly crawled over.

She also wanted to give Xu Damao a son like him.

After all, I feel guilty.

"Get off!"

"I can only have nine sons in my life!"

"I might be a dragon!"

Huang Mafang was stunned.

What dragon?

Could it be that Xu Damao is a spirit?

……

Xu Damao didn't sleep that night, thinking about him being a dragon.

Before dawn the next day, he secretly took all the money at home and ran out.

In a temple, he found a Taoist priest who was a good fortune teller.

He closed the door and threw all the money over: "Master, please help me calculate what is going on with my nine sons."

The Taoist priest asked the eight characters and asked some questions.

Finally, he pinched his fingers and kept mumbling something in his mouth.

"I can't count your nine sons. You'd better leave." The Taoist priest refused directly.

This rejection made Xu Damao even more convinced that he might really be a dragon.

"Forget it, I order you to do it for me. Money is not an issue. If you don't count it, be careful I'll screw you up!"

Xu Damao took out the dragon's momentum and ordered the other party.

The Taoist priest could not refuse.

I had no choice but to say: "Since you insist on letting me count, then I'll tell the truth."

"Sit tight and don't be frightened!"

Xu Damao smiled. It seemed that what Zou He said was true.

It’s really like a dragon giving birth to nine sons, haha.

The Taoist priest said: "None of your nine sons are your biological children!"

Xu Damao: "???????"

……

After coming out of the Taoist Hall.

Xu Damao's face lit up.

But the Taoist priest was injured even more severely.

Although he said he didn't believe what the Taoist priest said.

But Xu Damao still had a connection in his heart.

Whether the nine sons are biological or not is related to whether Xu Damao is a real dragon.

Therefore, this matter must be clarified.

The smart Xu Damao thought of three possibilities.

The first one is that all nine sons are his own, he is the dragon, and the Taoist priest is fake.

In the second type, none of the nine sons were biological, but were born to Huang Mafang from someone else.

The third type is that Xu Damao is not the biological child of Xu Damao’s father, but his mother, who was born to a man with a blue face, so he has a blue face in his species.

Among them, the first and third types have some overlap.

So Xu Damao found his mother and asked him directly

"Mom, tell me, am I my father's biological child?"

"Is it possible that my biological father has a blue face?"

"Pah!" Xu Damao's mother slapped him in the face: "What nonsense are you talking about?"

Finally, Xu Damao found the hospital and wanted to identify whether his nine sons were biological.

After all, this is related to whether he is a dragon or not. This is a big deal.

The test results came out quickly: "Your belly is full of dead sperm. You are infertile! Do you still need to continue the paternity test?"

Xu Damao, who was still immersed in the ecstasy of whether he was a dragon, was instantly petrified!

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