I am Master Maoshan

Chapter 30
"Fatty, are you a virgin? Pee at her! Deal with her for a while, delay it" Liu Jun shouted at the fatty.

Liu Jun bit his index finger, man, he has to be tough on himself.Looking at the blood rushing from the index finger, he directly drew the Five Thunder Talisman on the palm of his right hand.That's right, he wants to draw the Five Thunder Talisman now, and if he succeeds, he will use his hand as a carrier to chop it up.

"Come on, come on, if you don't hit me, I'll piss you!" The fat man circled around the female ghost while provocatively.This fat man fully demonstrated what a flexible fat man is.Surrounding Li Gui in circles, Li Gui's ghost claws failed to catch Fatty even once.

Just when Liu Jun finished drawing the Five Thunder Talisman and was about to call the fat man mighty and domineering, he heard a "bang", and a giant object of three hundred catties flew towards Liu Jun, smashing Liu Jun directly to the ground, the building shook, almost Throw out the intestines to Liu Jun.Li Gui probably felt that he couldn't catch Fatty, so he kicked him away.

Liu Jun struggled to stand up, stretched out his right hand, opened his palm, revealing the Five Thunder Talisman, tried to activate it, and the palm of his hand shone brightly.This was finally drawn into the Five Thunder Talisman, and Liu Jun quickly chanted the incantation.

"Heavenly Fire Thunder God, five-direction god thunder. Earth Fire Thunder God, subjugate demons and eliminate demons. Evil demons recede, and I will give my emperor's order. Urgent as a law. Send thunder."

A burst of lightning and thunder, lightning and thunder, thunder.You read that right, maybe the hand is the carrier, and Shenlei despises it.After a burst of lightning and thunder, they withdrew, and the ghost on the opposite side was unharmed.

With a "bang", this time it's not a balcony, but directly kicked on the window sill.Liu Jun wondered, which ghost loves to kick people when fighting.

The female ghost strangled him and was about to throw him out of the window.Liu Jun was quick-witted, and shouted: "Wait a minute!" The female ghost was really restrained by his momentum, stopped for a while, and looked at Liu Jun with a terrifying grimace.

"Beautiful female ghost sister, if I say I'm afraid of heights, can you not throw me down?" Then the red-clothed ghost grabbed his neck even harder, lifted it up bit by bit, and planned to let him perform outside the window A trapeze, the kind without a parachute.

"Your uncle, let go of Brother Liu." The fat man yelled all over his body, picked up the bowl and was about to smash Li Gui's head, and then he was kicked out again, and even knocked down a bed.

Just when Liu Jun couldn't breathe and was about to suffocate.A white shadow flashed by, and a huge fox tail slapped Li Gui forcefully, causing the female ghost to stagger, and the hand that grabbed Liu Jun's neck loosened a little.After all, the little fox was underage, so he was beaten to the wall by the ghost a few times, and passed out.

Perhaps the red-clothed ghost was getting impatient, and he didn't intend to let Liu Jun continue to perform trapeze, so he directly grabbed Liu Jun's heart.Just when Liu Jun thought he was going to see the patriarch again, Brother Gou appeared.An enlarged version of Brother Gou, with his head on the ceiling of the dormitory, pinned his paws on the ghost who was hanging and beating a group of them. No matter how much the ghost struggled, he couldn't break free.

Brother Gou's huge dog head lowered slowly, and the fangs were so long that they couldn't compare to ivory.

"Boy, what do you think?" Brother Gou asked.

"Brother Dog, it's time for you to brush your teeth." Liu Jun pondered for a long time, then looked up at Brother Gou and said.

With a "bang", this time it wasn't Li Gui who kicked it, it was Brother Gou who raised another dog's paw to have a close contact with him.It can be seen that Brother Gou is merciful, otherwise he can come to the trapeze once.Moreover, at the moment when Brother Gou's paws came into contact with Liu Jun, there was a cool feeling from the place where the ghost grabbed his body behind him, Brother Gou must have used some means.

"Let me ask you, how do you feel about hunting ghosts this time?" Brother Gou continued, his thick canine teeth dispelled the idea of ​​continuing to fight with Brother Gou.

"I think my strength is too weak. A fierce ghost can beat me so much that I almost met my ancestor. I need to practice hard and learn Taoism. Please help me." Liu Jun bowed his head and admitted his mistake.

"It's not bad, and I know that my strength is not enough. Not every time someone saves you, your own strength is the root of saving you." Brother Gou lowered his head and swallowed the ghost in one gulp.

Brother Gou returned to normal size, walked leisurely to the little fox, stretched out his claws and pressed on the little fox for a while.Lifting his paw, he walked leisurely again.

Gritting his teeth, Liu Jun insisted on looking at the fat man, then hugged the little fox into his arms, and sat paralyzed on the bed, unable to move.

"You guys, you are so indifferent, you don't call an ambulance, are you planning to inherit my three yuan Alipay after I die?" Liu Jun looked at the dean and said to Wu Zhenzhen.These two people have long been frightened.

"Oh, oh, yes. I'll go find someone and call an ambulance." The dean came back to his senses and ran out quickly, calling the emergency center while going downstairs to call for someone.Wu Zhenzhen came over and gently supported Liu Jun.

Unable to bear it any longer, Liu Jun also passed out from the beating that night.

When I woke up, I saw the familiar ceiling, the familiar hospital bed, the familiar bedding, and the familiar little nurse Zhang Tiantian.

"What happened to you? You came back after a long time after being discharged from the hospital." The little nurse asked.

"We eliminated harm for the people, why did I go back to this hospital again, how is the fat man?"

"It was the fat man who transferred you to another hospital. He was fine and alive and kicking. It was you who had a scratch on his back, a broken index finger, and a cracked rib." This is the disadvantage of not having meat. Bone resistance.Look at Fatty, it may not be worse than him, he just has nothing to do, Liu Jun thought to himself.

"You should have a good rest. You should stay in the hospital for a week. Call me if you have something to do. I'll go out first," the little nurse said.

After the little nurse left, Liu Jun pondered for a while.He really has something to eat.I haven't made a lot of money if I go on like this, let the ghost be beaten to death first.I called Fatty and asked him to bring over the cinnabar, brushes, books and so on from the store.That's it, practiced in the hospital.

In the morning, the director of the orthopedics department went to Liu Jun's room during his ward rounds, and looked at him who was diligently drawing talismans.So the chief doctor asked the attending doctor next to him:
"Did this patient come to the wrong department? Did you have any head injuries?"

"It's not wrong. I was transferred from another hospital to our orthopedics department. According to the examination report, there was no head injury. Maybe there was some mental problem at first," the attending doctor next to him replied.Sister, you have mental problems, Liu Jun rolled his eyes.

The chief physician picked up the patient's medical records on the side of the bed, and pulled through two pages.

"Hello, how is your wound? Does it still hurt?" The chief physician walked to Liu Jun.

"The wound is fine, and it doesn't hurt. It's just that your hospital has too many ghosts, and you can't sleep well. Look, there is one lying on his shoulder." Liu Jun pointed to the attending doctor.Of course it was to scare him, in broad daylight, what the hell is so not afraid of death.Let the hell call me mentally ill.

"Um, rest at ease and heal your wounds, don't eat any spicy food." The chief physician turned around and left after speaking.

When he walked to the door, Liu Jun vaguely heard him instructing the nurse and doctor to keep an eye on him.

The boring days passed day by day, and Liu Jun was discharged from the hospital again.During this time in the hospital, among other things, at least he has memorized all the spells.I also stabilized the Five Thunder Talisman and learned the Evil Breaking Talisman, but I haven't drawn it yet.As for why he learned the evil-breaking talisman, two words, simple.It's not that the symbols are simple, it's that the spells are simple.

(End of this chapter)