I am Master Maoshan

Chapter 52

Liu Jun stared at them with scarlet eyes, and the big wild boar was still bleeding from the back of his butt, and was stunned for a long time.

"Fatty, did you misunderstand what I said?" Liu Jun slowly turned his head to look at the fatty.

Liu Jun looked at the wild boar below, but he didn't intend to leave at all.There is no move, all three of them sat down, delaying time.I hope that Uncle Wild Boar will leave when he is bored enough.

After sitting for a while, I was very tired.Lying on a rock, is it difficult for our generation of ghost hunters to die in the mouth of a wild boar?This patriarch has invented so many Taoism techniques, but none of them can beat wild boars?

Think about the means you can use, the Five Thunder Talisman is not good, this thing is good for killing ghosts, and it doesn't do much harm to living beings.Fire Talisman?Roast suckling pig?No way, the wild boar is not stupid after throwing the Lihuo Talisman, just run out of range, and it seems that the wild boar has a higher IQ than the fat man.

Liu Jun got up and looked at the wild boar. The wild boar didn't seem to be a patient pig. He also got up and kept turning around, probably thinking of leaving.

"Brother Liu, I want to pee," the fat man also got up and said next to Liu Jun.

"Then pee, why do I have to find you a toilet?" Liu Jun said angrily.

Then, Liu Jun watched in a daze as the fat man slowly went down a little bit along the rock.Just when Liu Jun was thinking about what this guy was going to do, the fat man took off his pants like lightning and started to piss on the wild boar.Seeing the fat man urinating on it, the wild boar jumped into a rage, and had no intention of leaving at all. It kept pawing and pulling under the rock, trying to rush up and tear it apart.

In my mind, saying hello again and again and dancing the swan dance, what kind of magical operation is this?A spy sent by the enemy?

Liu Jun took a deep breath: "Fatty, come back to the hell with me."

"What's the matter? Brother Liu, what are you doing in the underworld?" The fat man turned his head and looked puzzled.

"Go to the underworld to check the book of life and death. I want to see if I killed you in your previous life. You have cheated me so much in this life. Then the wild boar wants to leave, what are you doing with it!" Liu Jun said angrily.

"I wonder if it mocked us for coming?" The fat man said more and more quietly, as if he knew that he was cheated again.

"Forget it, let's find a way to kill you. It's going to rain today, and I'm just waiting to die here." Liu Jun rubbed his face and looked towards the cloudy sky.

Liu Jun thought about it for a long time, and now that he has a way to deal with this wild boar, all he has to do is invite magic.The only advantage of this magical technique is that it can be used by anyone with a little knowledge, like many witches and gods love to use it.But there is one point, why orthodox Taoist disciples don't like to use this.Because you are not good enough, you can't guarantee what is on your body.

If it's the senior patriarchs or those big bosses from the fairy world who are invited directly by the awesome ones, then it's fine, at most the sequelae will be bigger.If it is a historical celebrity, it is basically stable.If you invited the upper body of a fierce ghost, if you are not good enough to expel, then congratulations, your body has changed hands.

In the past, there were people who were attacked by divine magic, and they were also a little bit upright. They asked God to catch the little zombie, and it turned out that the clone of Erlang Zhenjun came down.One move to kill the zombies, the price the little Taoist pays when he leaves is 20 years of maturity, if there are only 20 years of life left, bye bye.

Just when Liu Jun wanted to invite God to his upper body, the fat man quietly approached the wild boar with a shotgun. With a "bang" shot, the wild boar turned its head and missed the eye.With a roar, the wild boar jumped up.The fat man ran back in panic, but accidentally stepped on his own urine, not only fell down and slipped, but also wiped his urine clean.

When Liu Jun saw this scene, his head hurt.My brother, no matter how stupid you are, you can't feed wild boars, so hurry up and get fat.As a result, he overestimated himself and underestimated the fat man's weight.He slid down with Liu Jun.Brother Lin woke up and saw this scene, hurried over to pull Liu Jun, but all three of them slipped down.

Because the fat man slid down first, the wild boar also had the greatest hatred towards the fat man. Two fangs directly inserted two holes in the fat man's buttocks, and the fat man cried out in pain.When the wild boar was about to attack the fat man for the second time.

Gritting his teeth, Liu Jun took out an invitation talisman and stuck it on his body.Sister, fight hard, it depends on fate whether you live or die.

"Heaven and earth unite with me, I unite with heaven and earth, gods and men go to me, and I go to gods and men. Today, when I encounter evil spirits, I beg you to come to me, and invite celebrities from past dynasties to come and help me"

A mysterious force quickly gathered on Liu Jun, and it took over his body in the blink of an eye.Although Liu Jun couldn't control his body anymore, he clearly felt his muscles swelled and his strength became infinite. The mysterious energy in his hand condensed a huge axe.

"Where is the evildoer, dare to be presumptuous in front of my General Zuowei!" Liu Jun's rough voice was not his voice at all.But he was also relieved, the idea was quite correct, it was obvious that the upper body was a famous historical general, not other ghosts and gods.

The wild boar must have felt a huge threat to its life, so it gave up on Fatty and slowly backed away, as if it wanted to run.But this fierce general managed to get his upper body once, how could he let it run away, jumped up, and yelled: "Eat me with an axe!"

The huge ax in his hand swung down violently, and the wild boar was terrified and wanted to avoid it, but the ax was too fast and too big, and his head was chopped off directly.

I felt that the giant ax in my hand disappeared, and the mysterious power slowly disappeared.Liu Jun slowly regained control of his body.Just about to turn around to see how the fat man was injured.Suddenly, he caught a glimpse of a ghost beside him looking at him with a depressed face, as if there was a silk thread on Liu Jun's body.

Seeing that Liu Jun was looking at him, the ghost gradually became clearer.He has thick eyebrows, big eyes, an ugly appearance, a big beard, and a rough voice.

"Little guy, XX seems to be inseparable from you" ("XX" means "I" in a certain era)
Liu Jun's whole body is not good, this seems to be the famous general who just got on him, but what kind of operation is this guy trying to grab the civilian man by force?
"Well, thank you for your help just now. When I go back, I will definitely burn some beauties for you. Just let me go. I don't like men, and I don't like male ghosts," Liu Jun begged.This ghost's Taoism is at least a thousand years old, so he can't be provoked.

"Why are your thoughts so filthy? Some say that there is something in your body that holds me back, and I can't leave. It can only temporarily live in your body."

Liu Jun looked confused, and looked confused.Why do you ask God to keep the upper body in the body, what is wrong with my body?

"Do you know what's in my body?" Liu Jun asked.

"If someone knew, how could he still be trapped, if he broke free," Ghosting said angrily, as if he was in a very depressed mood.

That's right, if I was a thousand-year-old ghost wandering around, I was imprisoned suddenly, and I don't know when it will be released, so I am also depressed.

Just as Liu Jun was thinking, the ghost watched him fly back into his body without making a sound for a long time.Liu Jun looked at himself, he also had a big heart, he thought about it for a while and then he didn't think about it, anyway Brother Ghost didn't have any malicious intentions.

Suddenly a big head protruded from the chest, it was Ghosting's head, his mouth opened and closed: "Since XX lives in your body first, you also need to know who XX is. XX is the founding general of the Tang Dynasty, Cheng Yaojin." Ghosting After speaking, he shrank back again.

Looking at the scene in front of him, Liu Jun was extremely horrified.If there are other Taoist priests around, seeing that he has a head on his chest, it would be strange if he didn't subdue demons and eliminate demons, and act for the heavens.

Wait a minute, Cheng Yaojin?Cheng Yaojin with three tricks?The boss of Li Shimin's subordinates, he has outstanding military exploits, is honest and straightforward, and has explosive combat power.

(End of this chapter)