Actually I just want to act

Chapter 1053 A Crosstalk

"it is good!"

The male host was really flattering. In fact, Fang Jiming was already a master among amateurs if he could do this.

I dare not say how well I played, at least I "will".

The hostess said: "We also noticed that there are Teacher Chen and Teacher Gao in the starring team, and everyone is very familiar with them!"

Chen Xiangnan and Gao Cheng greeted each other with a smile: "Hi everyone!"

"Alas!!!"

Xiang Jiashe became popular in Yanjing, and most of the audience had heard the cross talk there, so they were naturally no strangers to these two.There were even fans who didn't come to see Fang Jiming, but to see the two of them.

"Everyone really likes it!"

Chen Xiangnan said with emotion.

Gao Cheng was dumbfounded: "Ah? How can you tell that you are admiring this?!"

"That's what I mean." Chen Xiangnan continued, "This is the first movie the two of us have acted in. I hope everyone will join us. Although we can talk about cross talk, we are amateurs in acting."

Gao Cheng said, "Yes."

"But Teacher Gao is not." Chen Xiangnan said.

Gao Cheng was taken aback for a moment, then immediately understood, and said, "I have acted in so many films, and they are all small productions."

"Ms. Gao is not a newcomer in the film industry." Chen Xiangnan said.

Gao Cheng said: "Yes, it's not the first time acting in a movie."

Chen Xiangnan played a trick: "Mr. Gao's first movie was the leading actor. This is amazing!"

Gao Cheng was taken aback for a moment, and then said: "Um... I'm lucky, and I know the director well."

Chen Xiangnan said with a smirk: "The first movie he acted in was called "The Widow". He played the widow's husband."

Gao Cheng was dumbfounded: "Huh? "The Widow"? Is there me in this?"

"Of course there is you, the first scene is you." Chen Xiangnan said, "The first scene is going to the grave."

Gao Cheng snorted, "I'm really unlucky, I didn't show this side, and I fell into the ground."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

The audience was amused by them, and Fang Jiming also laughed. These two people are real talents in the comedy world, and this is where they started talking about cross talk.

Chen Xiangnan said: "How can it be, it is showing one side."

"where?"

Chen Xiangnan laughed and said, "There is a photo of you on the grave."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

The audience laughed loudly again, and some people booed "噫".

Gao Cheng said helplessly: "Yes, just show a photo."

Chen Xiangnan said: "In the second movie, you are amazing, and you are still the leading actor!"

Gao Cheng said, "Oh? What are you playing this time?"

"It's amazing this time, Teacher Gao plays a father." Chen Xiangnan said.

Gao Cheng was relieved this time: "Not bad, I can play the father."

Chen Xiangnan said with a smirk: "The name of this movie is "The Story of Zhang Ergou's Brutal Killing of His Father."

"Hey, is this name so long?" Gao Cheng was startled.

Chen Xiangnan nodded with a "hmm" and said, "It takes two canvases to join together to put the film titles together."

"Good guy." Gao Cheng praised.

Chen Xiangnan said: "The story is very simple. There was a dude, Zhang Ergou, who did all kinds of evil. His old father refused to listen to his advice, but instead killed his father. Then he burned him and buried him. Twenty years later, a prosecutor appeared. , found the corpse of the old father, and finally investigated the clues, and arrested Zhang Ergou..."

"No, wait a minute, this is still without me?" Gao Cheng was dumbfounded.

Chen Xiangnan said: "With you, why not without you, there is only one foot left in the corpse, and that foot belongs to you."

Gao Cheng said: "Then what the hell, who can tell if there is a foot left?"

Chen Xiangnan chuckled and said, "If someone I know can recognize it as Teacher Gao's foot."

"Hahahaha..." The audience couldn't be happier.

Gao Cheng sneered, "Can I still recover?"

"Yes, you have taken another movie with this one." Chen Xiangnan said, "This time the movie is called "Dumplings."

Gao Cheng said "Oh", waiting for Chen Xiangnan's next words.

"This is a horror movie in Xiangjiang. The director specially invited Teacher Gao from Yanjing to act in it. The story is also very simple. It says that there is a murderous maniac who chops up people to make dumplings." Chen Xiangnan said seriously.

Gao Cheng frowned and said, "Am I that murderous maniac?"

Chen Xiangnan shook his head and said, "No, you are the dumpling stuffing!"

Gao Cheng shook his head helplessly, and said, "Good guy, this time he lost his feet!"

"Hahahaha..." The audience was so happy that it was worth watching even without the movie.The cross talk between Chen Xiangnan and Gao Cheng is so fun!
Chen Xiangnan said: "Later, Mr. Gao made a rule that he must appear in the scene completely before he accepts the role."

Gao Cheng said: "It has to be like this, otherwise they will always play corpses, dumpling fillings, and pictures of dead people every time. How creepy it is!"

"So, there is a literary film that found Mr. Gao." Chen Xiangnan said.

Gao Chengle said, "Art films are good, I like art films."

"The name of this literary film has only one word, it's called "Grinding"!" Chen Xiangnan raised his voice.

Gao Cheng frowned and said, ""Grinding"?"

"Yes, the male protagonist is blindfolded and travels around the world." Chen Xiangnan said plausibly.

Gao Cheng sneered, "Are you still wearing a millstone?"

Chen Xiangnan was a little strange: "Hey, how do you know?"

"Nonsense, I'm playing a donkey!" Gao Chengcheng was about to lose his temper.

The audience roared with laughter again, there is no way, this burden is one after another.

Chen Xiangnan snickered and said, "This time there will never be any missing arms or legs."

"Yes, but I've become a donkey!" Gao Cheng was going crazy with anger.

Chen Xiangnan quickly said: "So, Director Fang invited you to play a role, so you came here!"

Gao Cheng was taken aback for a moment, then smiled and said: "Yes, yes, this time, it's finally a full-length appearance."

"Does it feel good?" Chen Xiangnan said.

Gao Cheng said: "It's really good, the movie is shot very well, there's nothing to say about Director Fang's level."

"Then I have to thank Director Fang, otherwise, I don't know when your screen debut will be!" Chen Xiangnan teased.

Gao Cheng laughed, and the audience laughed too.

Fang both admired secretly, the cross talk between these two people has already entered the room, it is rare that such a small joke can be told vividly by them.

At this time, the male host quickly answered, "It seems that Fang Dong is really popular, I have another question to ask Yu Yang, since you have already played the leading role, why do you still want to play Fang Dong's supporting role? "

Yu Yang turned into the microphone, and then said with a smile: "Improve yourself, there are many things to learn from Director Fang's plays. Besides, supporting roles are not so easy to play. If you don't treat yourself as a supporting role, but act as a leading role, then your supporting role Must be the best."

……

The host never left, and asked all the starring team. Finally, the investment team was allowed to go on stage together, and then put the stick. The atmosphere on the scene reached its peak, and then the movie was played.

Most of the audience came for the movie, after all, this is the premiere!
　I wish everyone a happy winter solstice family reunion, happiness and health!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)