Actually I just want to act

Chapter 758 The Funniest Part

"whip!"

Hai Dafu seemed to be constipated, and choked out a word.

"whip?!"

Fang Jiming's voice changed a bit.

"The first bottle is deer penis." Hai Dafu said, "The second bottle is tiger penis, and the third bottle is bull penis."

When Fang Jiming saw the fourth bottle, he suddenly realized: "Oh, the fourth bottle must be an elephant whip!"

Hai Dafu said, "No!"

After a pause, Hai Dafu continued: "It's a human whip. It's the treasure I cut off when I was cleansing myself."

"Wow, so yours is so big? I thought it was only me."

In the end, Xiao Guizi came over and said, "I made a mistake when I wiped the bottles today. That bottle is the one, and this one is white radish!"

Fang Jiming blinked: "Huh? Let me see?"

Then I picked it up and looked at the light: "Why can't I see anything?"

Xiao Guizi handed over the magnifying glass: "Use this to see more clearly."

Fang Jiming took the magnifying glass and put it in front of his eyes.In fact, it was placed in front of the camera, and then pushed forward, Fang Jiming's eyes were magnified in front of the camera. "Oh!!! I saw it! Wow, it's so exquisite!"

Hai Dafu said: "I was purified when I was one year old, which is quite remarkable."

Fang Jiming said nonsensically: "I think the one who cleans you up is really amazing, he has really good eyesight!"

"Everyone's baby is kept in the baby room. My baby is put here because I'm afraid it will disappear." Hai Dafu said softly.

Fang Jiming walked over ghostly, waved the magnifying glass on his hand, and said, "Don't worry, father-in-law, I will help you take care of it!"

Then Fang Jiming, who put down the magnifying glass, suddenly said: "Oops, I want to pee..."

"Ok!"

Hai Dafu casually pointed in a direction.

Then, Fang Jiming suddenly asked: "Elder-in-law, when you pee, do you stand or squat?"

Hai Dafu almost ran away: "What did you say?!"

Fang Jiming covered his mouth and snickered, ran to the latrine, and said, "Couldn't he be peeing on his stomach?"

As a result, outside the hut, a bunch of young eunuchs were lining up. "Wow? You have to queue up to pee? You're stupid!" Fang Jiming said, and then ran to the front: "Friend, don't you mind if we go together?"

In front of the camera, Fang Jiming made a movement of urinating, but in front of the camera, he saw the tragic appearance of the little eunuch bleeding from his seven orifices.Fang Jiming also noticed something wrong with the person next to him: "Putting can make the seven orifices bleed, you can be regarded as No. 1 in ancient and modern times!"

Then in the dark corridor, Fang Jiming saw that the little eunuchs lined up behind were all bleeding from their seven orifices, so frightened that their braids straightened.Then, the pile of dead bodies rushed towards Fang Ziming, who was so frightened that Fang Ziming yelled, and then ran out like flying.

Hai Dafu asked: "Xiao Chunzi, what kind of martial arts do you practice so well that your braids are 'up' so much?"

"In...in..." Fang Jiming had stuttered to the point where he couldn't utter a complete sentence.

Hai Dafu said, "What's inside?"

"A lot..." Fang Jiming spoke with difficulty.

Hai Dafu said, "Are there a lot of dead bodies?"

"How do you know?" Fang Jiming was finally able to speak clearly. "How do you know my braids are 'up'?"

Hai Dafu said, "I have eyes to see!"

"Ah?" Fang Jiming's eyes widened, "Why aren't you blind?"

Hai Dafu said coldly: "Who told you that I was blind?"

"No one has ever said..." Fang Jiming was a little at a loss for words.

"If all the little eunuchs around me were not dead, I would never make an exception tonight and bring you into the palace when you are not clean." Hai Dafu said coldly. "Tonight, you and Xiao Guizi sneaked into the Queen Mother's bedroom and helped me find something very important."

"Eunuch, please forgive me!" Xiao Guizi was so frightened that she knelt on the ground and kowtowed again and again: "Every little eunuch who has ever been to the Queen Mother's bedroom will die in the imperial garden the next morning. I begged the father to spare my life! I beg the father to spare Xiao Guizi!"

Fang Jiming was comforting his little braid, and said, "Don't be so gutsy. I'm new here and I can say no. You've been working here for so long. If you want to be stupid, then it's not right. I'm done!" Then, Fang Jiming said to Hai Dafu: "Elder-in-law, don't worry, I persuade him to wait and let him go alone..."

Fang Jiming walked up to Xiao Guizi and said, "Go alone, if you don't, I'll beat you!"

The results of it?
With one punch from Xiao Guizi, Fang Jiming was stunned: "Elder-in-law, I was injured and I need to take two days of sick leave. I can't even go tonight."

Before he finished speaking, Xiao Guizi kidnapped Fang Jiming.

Hai Dafu smiled and said, "Xiao Guizi, do you think that you can avoid my unique technique?"

Xiao Guizi said: "Anyway, if you go, you will die, if you don't go, you will die. I will give it a try no matter what!"

As a result, Xiao Guizi escorted Fang Jiming out the door, and just about to run away, he was hit by Hai Dafu's palm from the air—"Hua Gu Mian Palm!"

"Wow, still running? But father-in-law, you don't have to blush. It's really good that you can hit him with a palm from such a distance. I think your skill should be better than mine." Fang Jiming was still joking, and the next second , that is, Xiao Guizi turned into a puddle of blood.

Hai Dafu patted him on the shoulder and said with a smile, "How is it?"

Fang Jiming's eyes widened in fright: "Bone... bone... cotton... palm?!"

"I just patted your two palms too?" Hai Dafu said with a smile.

Fang Jiming laughed loudly: "Hahaha, I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it..." Then he lay down...

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I have to say that this is the funniest part of the whole show. The crew couldn't hold back their laughter when they were filming.

"Crack!!!"

Because it's not a long shot, Fang Jiming divided it into many sections. Apart from the one-shot shooting, he used a lot of borrowings to fully describe the story.

"That's right, the cameraman is ready to take another close-up shot!" Fang Jiming instructed, "After shooting, rest for half an hour and prepare for the next scene."

Pan Rui has seen it, Fang Jiming's film making is almost laughable.

Many actors laugh because their lines are funny.

At this time, Fang Jiming did not blame him.

On the contrary, if the actor's performance is not clear in some places, if he doesn't perform smoothly, he will be scolded by Fang Jiming.But in any case, the actor found that his acting skills have indeed improved, at least he knows how to have his own ideas.Even if this idea is not good, Fang Jiming will not blame him, but instead puts more effort into talking about the drama, and even demonstrates it.

"He is not very old, why is he so sophisticated?"

Pan Rui had to be suspicious, he had been to many sets, and he had never seen any young director as powerful as Fang Jiming. "Maybe he has confidence..." Pan Rui could only find this explanation, because Fang Jiming became a famous director, that's why he was so powerful?
(End of this chapter)