Actually I just want to act

Chapter 910 Any similarities are purely fabricated...

"Director Fang, don't make trouble, come quickly..."

The male host went to pull Fang Jiming, and finally "persuaded" Fang Jiming to come back. Fang Jiming said, "Okay, let's show you the handsome, suave and unrestrained me in Yushu Linfeng. Everyone's feelings, I really left."

"Alas!!!"

The boos under the stage grew louder. In fact, many people followed suit, so everyone wanted to have fun.

Fang Jiming nodded and said, "I know, you guys are jealous of me. It doesn't matter, who told me to be as gentle as jade, Mr. Qianqian?"

The hostess almost laughed so hard that the host couldn't come, so she quickly stopped Fang Jiming and said, "In fact, everyone is very familiar with Director Fang. His movies can be called classics. He has portrayed countless characters, and they all hit the nail on the head."

Fang Jiming nodded repeatedly, and said, "Yes, keep boasting, don't stop..."

The hostess suddenly ran out of words. Where has she seen such a "shameless" actor? Shouldn't this be carried by people in bridal sedan chairs, and everyone flatters each other?How come Fang Jiming has become a unilateral compliment?No, the audience in the audience burst into laughter.There's no way, Fang Jiming really deserves a beating like this.

The male host hurriedly came to the rescue and said, "Director Fang, this is your fault, you should be humble."

Fang Jiming pretended to be puzzled and said: "No, what you are telling is the truth, why should I be modest?"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

The audience is completely happy, this is Fang Jiming, who can bring joy to the audience anytime and anywhere.In fact, this is a very "bad" typhoon that can often squeeze people to the point of embarrassment.However, coupled with Fang Jiming's "excellent" acting skills, everyone could tell at a glance that Fang Jiming was playing stupid, so everyone laughed.

The hostess sighed, and said, "Who brought my eye drops, I'll wash my eyes, it's too bad, I can't take it..."

Fang Jiming was still puzzled: "What? What kind of eye drops do you want? The eyes I can give you are like autumn water!"

"Huh!!!"

The male host was terrified, and said, "Director Fang, don't talk nonsense, his boyfriend might be down here!"

"Huh? Really, can I give him my autumn water?" Fang Jiming said a little puzzled.

"No, Qiushui generally refers to women's eyes!" The male host quickly corrected Fang Jiming's mistake, and he was covered in cold sweat.Fang Zhiming's mouth, he has never been able to control it on stage, he dares to say anything, it's too tough!This is a large public place, if there is a stage accident and Fang Zhiming is implicated, will this be considered an unwarranted disaster?
"Ah? Really? Did I get it wrong?"

Fang Jiming said in surprise, he pretended to be stupid, which made the audience burst into laughter.In fact, everyone understood that Fang Jiming was making jokes to liven up the atmosphere.

"Well, you misunderstood..." the male host said.

The hostess also wiped off her sweat and said, "It scared me..."

Fang Jiming also wiped off his sweat, and said with lingering fear: "It's fortunate that you reminded me, otherwise, tens of millions of viewers would know that my Chinese level is not high."

"Hahahaha..." The audience was so happy, this kind of form similar to cross talk made the audience feast their eyes.

"Okay, okay, I'm not joking." Fang Jiming finally got serious, and said solemnly: "Just now it was purely for the effect of the show, how could my Chinese level not be high? You don't know, those movies are all about me. I wrote, directed, and acted it myself!" After speaking, Fang Jiming still raised his head recklessly.

The hostess said dumbfoundedly: "As everyone knows, Director Fang is extremely talented and versatile..."

Fang Jiming nodded and said, "I agree with your statement. I have a lot of money, and I have a lot of money. It's already several hundred million."

Everyone didn't react, and as a result, some audience members were overjoyed.

My God, how can such a perverse interpretation be possible with so many talents?
"Director Fang, I'm talking about talent and art, not money..." the hostess said quietly, with complaints in her eyes.

Fang Jiming suddenly realized, and then said: "Hey, I thought you were praising me for making money."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Not only the audience, but also the starring team on the stage laughed out loud.

The male host saw that Fang Jiming hadn't followed the established script, and he was a little bit blind.Suddenly, seeing Yu Yang smiling happily, he had an idea, caught Yu Yang and asked, "Yu Yang, you are roommates in college. Is Director Fang always like this in the dormitory?"

Yu Yang was not mentally prepared. After being asked, his mind suddenly went blank, and he blurted out: "Of course, Fang Jiming is a complete collection of humanoid jokes in the dormitory. Whether it is a cold joke or a joke with connotation, he can easily come up with it... "

Fang Jiming said quietly: "I would rather you call me a 'joke player', someone who specializes in jokes..."

The male host understood that he couldn't talk to Fang Jiming, if he did talk to Fang Jiming, well, it seemed that Fang Jiming was the only one left on the whole stage.In fact, this style of hosting is very dangerous, which means that the host suppresses the guests.This is actually very unfair to the guests, so the male host tried his best to bring the stage back on track.

"Then can you tell me something interesting about Director Fang in the dormitory?"

The male host asked desperately.

Yu Yang's IQ came back suddenly, he glanced at Fang Jiming and said, "Boss, can you tell me?"

Fang Jiming said flatly: "Of course you can, if you want to have no salary in the future."

Yu Yang said to the male host: "Look, if the boss doesn't tell you, it's impossible for me to reveal that Fang Jiming is like us boys in the dormitory. He likes to change his clothes without taking a shower after playing ball and exercising. It's impossible for me either. It was revealed that Fang Jiming was digging his nose in the dormitory and playing around. It is even more impossible for me to reveal that Fang Jiming’s socks can be saved for a month before they are washed together..."

The hostess was overjoyed: "You haven't revealed it yet, you've already exposed Director Fang's embarrassment!"

Fang Jiming's face turned dark, and he quickly clarified: "I didn't, I didn't, I didn't do it!"

But unfortunately, the audience didn't believe it and laughed out loud.

Only Yu Yang seemed to wake up suddenly: "Oh, did I say something I shouldn't have said?"

At this time, Su Kexin kicked Fang Jiming into the pit again: "No, what you said is what should be said."

"Hahaha……"

The audience looked at Fang Jiming's face that was as dark as the bottom of a pot, and they couldn't help but fight together. This group of people is so funny!No wonder they were able to perform such an excellent comedy. Their state, now they are used to film comedy, can get wonderful results!
Fang Jiming couldn't see it, so he picked up the microphone and said, "Friends from the audience, let's start the talent show. All the previous content is purely fictitious. If there are any similarities, they are all fabricated..."

(End of this chapter)