Actually I just want to act

Chapter 946 The Great Success
The sound of gongs and drums and the sound of bowstrings kicked off the unique opening of Jiashe.

Ten not idle, the lotus falls, this is called Menliuer in cross talk jargon, and it used to be sung by cross talk artists to attract business when they were laying down the ground.Now Xiang Jiashe has moved to the stage and added an accompaniment class.Obviously, Chen Xiangnan spent a lot of money to invite the music class this time, and many of the string players are half-dead old men.

After Menliu'er passed, it was Xiang Jiashe's comedian who appeared on stage.

Chen Xiangnan brought his apprentice, an actor from Xiangjiashe, to the table, adjusted the microphone, and said, "There are a lot of people here today. I heard that the tickets are sold out like crazy."

Gao Cheng said: "Yes, they were all sold out in less than an hour."

Chen Xiangnan said with emotion: "If I had known that commercial performances would make money, what kind of small theater would I want to set up?"

Gao Cheng said: "Then we can't engage in commercial performances every day, we still have to rely on small theaters for food."

Chen Xiangnan glanced at him and said, "No ambition, we've all been to the Spring Festival Gala!"

The audience gave a "Hey" in unison, expressing respect (bi) and respect (shi).

Gao Cheng covered his mouth and laughed, and said, "Yes, it's the Spring Festival Gala."

Chen Xiangnan said: "Those cross talk actors who have been on the Spring Festival Gala, don't they usually do not talk about cross talk, but run commercial performances?"

Gao Cheng said, "Which comedians are you?"

Chen Xiangnan glanced at Gao Cheng, pointed at him and said, "You will cause trouble for me, let me tell you, I am not popular in this industry, most of it is you who caused me!"

The audience burst into laughter, and a burst of irregular "噫" resounded throughout the theater.

Gao Cheng chuckled and said, "I was watching other cross talk actors, not many of them went to the business to act."

Chen Xiangnan said: "That's not right, I always heard that I'm going to go to the Spring Festival Gala. After going to the Spring Festival Gala, I'll do whatever I want. There are popular food, spicy food, tickets, houses, cars, and girls..."

"Hey!" Gao Cheng startled the audience, "I don't have these! Good guy, there was an accident, my wife will have to kill me when I get home!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

The audience was overjoyed, and the two of them made fun of the Spring Festival Gala, which was really fun.

"Alas!!!"

The tidy boos completely revived the atmosphere of the theater.It has to be said that Chen Xiangnan is a master in mobilizing the emotions of the audience!
Chen Xiangnan laughed and said, "That's what you mean."

Gao Cheng said: "You have to make it clear!"

"We've been to the Spring Festival Gala, and we've barely become famous, and today we're also here for commercial performances." Chen Xiangnan straightened his face, and said, "There is a saying, 'No gentleman, no entertainer', without you who are willing to spend money to watch the show Gentlemen, we performers will starve to death. You gave us food and clothes. Jiangshan fathers can tolerate me and don’t make money in the world. Chen Xiangnan, on behalf of more than 200 cross talk artists in Xiangjiashe Pay tribute to the parents of food and clothing, you spent a lot of money!"

After speaking, Chen Xiangnan and Gao Cheng bowed to the audience.

"Now the outside world's evaluation of us is a bit polarized. No matter how they evaluate it, whether it is good or bad, we are still the two young artists who are serious about cross talk, and I am still Chen Xiangnan who talked about cross talk in elementary school, and the one next to me... ..." Chen Xiangnan raised his hand to the side.

At this time, Gao Cheng also raised his hand and pointed at himself, smiling, waiting for Chen Xiangnan to introduce himself.

As a result, Fang Jiming said: "It doesn't matter. Then cross talk requires four subjects, talking about learning and singing..."

"Alas!!!"

The audience booed again.

Gao Cheng immediately became unhappy, and quickly stopped Chen Xiangnan and said, "Hey, hey, it doesn't matter how you got here, you have to introduce me!"

Chen Xiangnan said: "Actually, you don't need to be introduced, everyone knows you. Anyone who doesn't know you has never eaten pork."

"I'm that pig?" Gao Cheng said unhappily.

"That's what it means, you are too famous, everyone knows that you are called Chengcheng!" Chen Xiangnan introduced with special emphasis.

"Wait a minute, how can I succeed in such a thing, and still succeed?" Gao Cheng was in a hurry, and even gestured to stop him.

Chen Xiangnan said: "Why, what's wrong?"

"You have to make it clear, it's Gao Cheng." Gao Cheng corrected.

Chen Xiangnan said: "Yes, it is Gao Cheng. As for Teacher Gao, he is highly respected and has been immersed in this industry for more than 80 years."

"Wait a minute, I'm only 42 this year, how can I be so respected and have been soaked for more than 80 years?" Gao Cheng raised his voice.

Chen Xiangnan said: "This shows your ability! May I ask, after the Spring Festival Gala, who doesn't know your ability, Mr. Gao? This has been more than 80 years, and half of it has been buried in the earth. Can this make cross talk so good?"

Gao Cheng let out a "huh" and said, "Didn't the cross talk of Ganqing depend on living old enough to speak well?"

Chen Xiangnan said: "Isn't it? Those cross talk actors have lived for dozens of years, and their level... don't mention it."

Gao Cheng laughed and said, "Here we go again, who are some comedians?"

Chen Xiangnan pointed at Gao Cheng, and said in a bad voice: "You, just make sense of it, don't keep grabbing people's tricks."

"Who, who caught him?" Gao Cheng laughed.

The audience also understood that this was an overt and covert satire on those mainstream cross talk actors who yelled at the Internet.

But soon, this period is over, because the first show is not Chen Xiangnan and Gao Cheng's show, just taste it and let it go, let's save the main meal for later.

Chen Xiangnan returned to the topic and said: "Today is Xiangjiashe's big day. It is the first time I stand on the stage of this Beizhan Theater and talk about cross talk to [-] audiences. This is the first time in the history of cross talk. One time. Xiang Jiashe's level is not enough, and if you are not good at learning skills, you should do more self-reflection."

Gao Chengle: "Do you still want the audience to do self-criticism?"

"That's what it means." Chen Xiangnan said, "Our level is still good. Today, you guys are here. We, let you get to know the cross talk actors in our Xiangjia Club. The first show is My junior brother Shi Kuang and my apprentice Chen Yunming are going to perform "Quan De Bao"."

As soon as this show came out, the other two mainstream comedians who were about to make trouble were dumbfounded.

They have never heard of this show, let alone making trouble, they don't even know how to work!

As a result, not only this program, but all the others are traditional cross talk, coupled with the latest adaptation, the effect is outstanding!Not only did it make the audience lean forward and back with laughter, and the "噫" sounded constantly, it also confused the two mainstream cross talk actors-is this still cross talk, why haven't they learned it?
Not only there are sayings, but there are also various Taiping lyrics, even ventriloquist, Shulaibao...they have never seen so many skills before!
After the whole scene, they were stupefied, with all kinds of traditional cross talk and various traditional skills in their heads...

Therefore, the commercial performance in Beizhan Theater of Xiangjiashe was a great success!

(End of this chapter)