Lu Bu's Sims

Chapter 291 The Master Was Made by Our Brothers

anger!Anger was burning in his eyes, and Lu Bu stared at the two kneeling outside the main hall under the scorching sun.

Cao Xing and Liu Sandao were kneeling, and the countless officials around them were silent and dared not speak. Cao Xing almost didn't need to say anything.

Apart from following Lu Bu all the way from Bingzhou, the relationship between the two is even better.

Liu Sandao!Don't think he followed Hulao Pass, but he has made great achievements in battle, and his loyalty to Lu Bu is not inferior to Cao Xing.

In the battle between Xiliang and Hanzhong, it was not a bloody battle, and even in order to protect his lord, he even risked his life to lead the troops to stand in the front line.

Furious, Lu Bu strode outside the house. Under the scorching sun, he pointed at the two of them angrily and tremblingly, and cursed in disbelief, "You two! There are still two of you!"

"We really didn't expect it. It turns out that there are mice in our nest."

"Tell me! Tell us, did you two do these scandals?"

Facing Lu Bu's black face of hating iron and steel, and in front of all the officials, Cao and Liu Sandao looked at each other, and said directly, "It was the last general who did it!"

The one is so righteous and the other is frank and forthright. Under the righteous and awe-inspiring demeanor of the two of them, Lu Bu's eyes widened in anger, and he was brought up so much that he was almost out of breath.

Guo Jia, who didn't know when to appear, snorted even more when he heard it, and quickly covered his mouth, almost laughing out loud, and countless officials couldn't help laughing.

Lu Bu pointed at the villain with trembling fingers angrily, and cursed: "Why are you two so obsessed with money? Did my words fall into deaf ears? It's not worth it?"

"Is the salary I gave you not enough rewards? Last time the Xiongnu went south to the south, you two made the first contribution. I gave you a lot. How long has it been? Are you all spending it?"

Facing Lv Bu's swearing, Cao He and Liu Sandao looked calm, the two of them bowed hands like brothers, looked at Lv Bu confidently and said, "It's really not enough to report back to my lord."

"What!" Lu Bu stared wide-eyed, wondering if his ears had heard it wrong.

At first, Cao Xing stared aggrievedly, and complained: "My lord, look at the old brothers of Bingzhou. Let's not talk about Zhang Liao and Gao Shun. Brothers Hou Cheng and Wei Xu have all been promoted. Cheng Lian The two bastards, Hao Meng, also married two wives, and gave birth to two bastards in five years in one breath."

"Everyone is buying mansions, and there are a lot of fertile land, which are even richer than our sister-in-law Yan's family when we were in Bingzhou."

"I'm the only one who is down!"

After hearing this, Lu Bu stared directly, and when he was about to reprimand, Liu Sandao on the side also started to pick up the words.

"That's right, my lord. All the brothers have been promoted and made a fortune. We brothers are still like this. We haven't even got a wife."

Immediately angry, Lu Bu snatched a whip from Zhou Cang's hand tremblingly, and hit it directly.

Cao He and Liu Sandao deserved to be the titans of the army, each of them was so stubborn that they didn't say a word, and Lu Bu trembled even more angry at this scene.

"Okay, isn't the reward I gave you last time not enough? Isn't the bounty enough? You can't even get a wife and blame me."

"Didn't you bastard give me a sloppy eye? Didn't I ask you to choose a few women yourself when the Xiongnu went south to you two? Why are you still talking nonsense?"

After three whips in a row, Lu Bu, who had calmed down just now, suddenly said something innocently to the two of them, and he was so angry that he almost fainted.

"My lord, the concubine from last time was rewarded to the brothers who were injured and couldn't stay in the army."

Under the innocent expression, Lu Bu stared at him even more, "Okay! Okay, if you gave it to someone else, what about the gold and silver that I rewarded you? Could it be that you gave it all to someone else?"

Cao Xing shrugged his shoulders first, and said innocently with wide-eyed eyes: "Master, there are so many brothers in Bingzhou, and you know that they have been out for so many years, and many of them haven't even settled down yet."

"Okay, you're right, what about you? Liu Sandao, where's your reward?"

Seeing Lu Bu's glaring gaze, Liu Sandao waved his hands innocently and said, "I'm alone, I don't have so many entanglements, but the villain likes to gamble, and almost all the lord's rewards have been lost."

puff!

Seeing the aggrieved two people complaining, Guo Jia, who was hiding in the crowd, couldn't help laughing out loud, looking at the two live treasures with a smile.

Lu Bu glared at Guo Jia angrily, then turned his head and glared at the two of them, "Okay, you two are unworthy bastards, we're not here to listen to your complaints."

"The last general is guilty, and the last general will embarrass the lord." The two were also frank, and directly began to plead guilty.

Lu Bu stared at the two with an ugly expression, and took a deep breath. He was almost pissed to death by these two unsatisfactory things.

"Tell me, how much money did you two resell?"

I saw Cao and Liu Sandao aggrieved and said: "A total of [-] gold was resold."

"The brothers below follow us. We eat meat and they have to drink soup, right? The people below share [-] gold, and the remaining [-] gold is half of the remaining [-] gold."

Cao and Liu Sandao are like living treasures. I don't know how big the matter is, but you and I reported the black account in detail.

Lu Bu was almost blown away by Haoxuan, he stared and cursed in disbelief, "I didn't ask you to pay the bill, but you two are ashamed to say it."

After being scolded by Lu Bu angrily, Cao He and Liu Sandao said directly, "My lord, you know that we two brothers never lie to my lord. Whatever the lord asks, we brothers will say whatever we have. There can be no half-truths."

"Otherwise, you are an unfaithful and unrighteous person."

Although this sentence was a bit muddy, Lu Bu took two deep breaths and suppressed the anger in his heart, especially after seeing Xu You's unconvinced eyes, he was even more angry. The bastard, and then flicked his sleeves angrily.

"Hand in all the rest of the dirt."

The angry Lu Bu just flicked his sleeves and was about to leave in resentment when suddenly a word from the two behind him stunned him.

"My lord, we two brothers have no gold."

what!
Lu Bu, who had just stepped on the stone steps, suddenly turned around, pointed at the two of them with wide eyes, and said, "Didn't you two just say that you shared three thousand pieces of gold?"

"It's only been a few days of work? You two bastards just squandered all your stuff?"

Do not!
After Cao and Liu Sandao said no in unison, after looking at each other, the two of them were a little ashamed and told the truth one sentence at a time.

"Some time ago, there was a pair of Jiangdong girls in Yuexiang Building."

"Isn't the lord Xinna Jiangdong Erqiao's reputation spread all over the world, and we two brothers will join together, and we can marry one to bring honor to the lord."

"The two sisters also agreed to marry our brothers."

When talking about this, Liu Sandao said even more aggrieved: "The two sisters said that they need one thousand gold to redeem their bodies, and two thousand gold to build a better house in Chang'an."

After hearing this, Cao Xing glared at Liu Sandao, "It's all your fault, if you insist on giving them all, I'll tell you to give half first, and you won't listen."

Liu Sandao also said aggrievedly: "I don't know, I just thought that Chang'an is our lord's territory, so maybe we can still lie to our brothers."

"We didn't think much about the last three thousand gold, so we gave it to these two girls."

The people around looked at the performance of the two as if they were listening to a story. This scene made Lu Bu's face burn even more, and he couldn't help stomping his feet in annoyance: "Shame! Shame!"

This matter is about to spread, and he, Lu Bu, is ashamed to be thrown at his grandma's house. Others will say that he has two trusted generals under Lu Bu's command, and they are two bastards.

Pointing at the two with trembling fingers, Lu Bu cursed angrily: "You two are not ashamed, marry two prostitutes as wives, go! Go! You two give us back all the gold, we want to see what it is The beauty of the country is heavenly, and she even wants a thousand gold to redeem her body!"

"Get the gold back for us!"

In the end, when he repeated this sentence, Lu Bu's chest heaved with anger, and he was also blown up by these two things.

However, after hearing this, Cao Xing glared at Liu Sandao angrily, and Liu Sandao looked at Lu Bu aggrievedly, and said with an extremely aggrieved look: "My lord, the two sisters accepted our brothers. gold is gone.”

"The last general couldn't find it no matter how hard he searched, Brother Cao, who caused this matter, doesn't talk to us now."

After hearing this, Cao Xing stared angrily, and cursed: "You Liu Sandao, I told you a long time ago, pay half, half first."

"To shut up!"

Seeing that these two bastards were shamelessly complaining to each other, Lu Bu suddenly stopped breathing so that he would not die of anger, and pointed at the foreheads of the two with trembling fingers and began to yell.

"Liu Sandao, Liu Sandao! Why didn't you die in Hulao Pass, and you Cao Xing, you still have face! Pay half of it first! Why didn't you two die on the battlefield at that time, it was better than here Embarrass me."

"Ah! You two bastards, shameful bastards!"

The angry Lu Bu was trembling all over, staring wide-eyed, why did these two bastards appear in his army.

puff~
Guo Jia, who was hiding in the crowd at this moment, couldn't help laughing out loud anymore, and the rest of the officials were even more uncomfortable, and they watched the performance with flushed faces.

Even Cheng Yu, who had just stepped on his face with an ugly face, was smiling at this moment, but Xu You had an arrogant expression, as if saying, Marquis Wen, you can figure it out.

The immediately angry Lu Bu blushed even more, embarrassing!It's just too embarrassing.

"How to deal with it according to the law?" Lu Bu yelled as his head swelled in anger.

Suddenly Cheng Yu looked left and right in embarrassment as if he didn't hear it, but Xu You sneered, seeing the pretending attitudes of all the officials, he went out and clapped his hands calmly and said: "Marquis Wen, be executed according to the law!"

what!
Looking at Xu You who didn't let him go down the steps at all, Lu Bu's face was ashen, it was to embarrass him.

Just as Lu Bu was secretly thinking about the countermeasures, before Cao Xing could react, Liu Sandao clasped his fists and shouted calmly, "My lord, can you change the way of death? It's not good for the beheaded corpse to be in a different place."

"Our two brothers also have meritorious deeds, and we also know that merits and demerits do not offset each other. Can we die in a decent way?"

"Hang yourself."

"Liu Sandao, shut up, it's so ugly to be hanged!" Cao Xing glared at the other party resentfully, then turned his head and clasped fists at Lu Bu flatteringly.

"My lord, why don't you kill Liu Sandao with poison?"

Liu Sandao, who was stared at, was rather unconvinced and weakly said: "Poison killing is so wasteful, isn't poison all money, why don't we brothers wipe our necks directly, it's good for appearance, and it's not hard to see after death .”

"you shut up."

"To shut up!"

First, Cao Xing glared at Liu Sandao with wide eyes, and then Lu Bu scolded the two of them with wide eyes.

Pointing at the two of them with trembling fingers, Lu Bu has gained knowledge today, these two bastards are simply playing tricks.

"My lord, our two brothers followed the lord to fight in the south and north. Our heads are already pinned to the waistband of our trousers. We are not afraid of death."

"But it's a pity to die." Liu Sandao on the side sighed a little.

"I, Liu Sandao, haven't asked a woman to carry on the family line yet. It's a pity to die now."

At this moment, the two of you said something to each other, and the angry Lu Bu blushed even more, while the smiles of the other officials watching the joke gradually disappeared, and a wave of respect rose up.

Generals who disregarded life and death, and the two of them actually talked about death as simple as eating and drinking water, this is already indifferent to life and death.

No wonder the world calls Beiliang Bingfeng the best in the world. Even such an ordinary general is so fearless of death. What are you afraid of?
For a moment, all the officials looked at the two with respect one by one, how many people in the world can casually take their own life and death lightly?can they
In this case, they only have admiration in their hearts.

(End of this chapter)