Lu Bu's Sims

Chapter 354 This melon is worth a thousand dollars!
Huhu~
Panting heavily, Xu You, who had long discarded his gorgeous clothes, was in a state of embarrassment. Looking back at the wilderness where the figure had long been invisible, he suddenly showed a sarcastic smile.

"Hehe~ Lu Bu, Lu Bu, you are a vulgar warrior, I Xu You is resourceful and resourceful, how could you fall into your hands easily, and you, Cao Mengde, were defeated so miserably. Don't you know that the soldiers have murderous weapons? The battalion didn't know that they left heavy troops to defend, but they were attacked and lost their camp."

Xu You panted heavily and continued to comfort himself. It seemed that it was Lu Bu and Cao Cao's own problems and had nothing to do with him.

Xu You, who was wandering in the fields in a panic, saw the thatched shed in the distance, and couldn't help licking his lips dryly.

"I hope there are untouchables here, so that I can quench my thirst."

Xu You, who was staggering towards the thatched shed, raised his head at the same time, looking at the noon sun, he couldn't help panting and said: "Hey~ Lu Bupifu, I hope you don't want to punish my Xu family, or I, Xu You, will let you do it in the future." You would rather die than live."

Just like that, he staggered to the front of the thatched shed. When Xu You, who was panting heavily, saw the figures of a few big men with bare breasts and breasts inside, he immediately yelled, "The untouchables inside, come out quickly! Oh, there are still cold melons, I just took out two to quench my thirst, it will be of great benefit to you.”

Under Xu Youyao's yelling, Liu Sandao in the thatched shed had long since shed his armor and was enjoying the shade. When he suddenly heard this familiar voice, Liu Sandao showed a smile on his face.

"Come on, let's go see this old man."

Originally, the other people stared wide-eyed immediately after hearing this, and were about to go out to teach this bastard a lesson, but their general Liu Sandao stopped them, and instead took off the bamboo hat hanging in the thatched hut with one hand, put it on his head and lowered his head to cover his face. Covering half of his face, he said with a smile: "You two go out with the cold melon in your arms, and see what benefits this uncle can have."

Immediately, everyone knew their general's plan, and the five of them grinned, nodded and walked out of the hut pretending to be ordinary people.

Not only did they take off their armor, but they even took off their shirts. Their breasts were bare and their breasts were sweating profusely, just like a strong man in the field.

When seeing the six figures appear, Xu You was also startled, then he grinned, his eyes fixed on the cold light in the opponent's hand without hesitation.

"Haha~ What a life-saving cold melon, give it to me quickly."

After snatching a cold melon, Xu You, who had been thirsty for a long time, smashed the sweet cold light with a punch, and gnawed wildly, and suddenly a comfortable moan sounded.

"Haha~ Such a cold melon juice splashes everywhere, but it's a pity that it's a little raw and not ripe."

Xu You, whose mouth was full of juice, boasted excitedly, then began to gnaw wildly, and finally burped after killing half a cold melon by himself.

Wiping the corners of his mouth as if he was full of wine and food, Xu You looked at the group of people proudly, and threw aside the cold melon that had already been gnawed with only the rind.

"How much is this raw melon worth? You people from the countryside, as long as you escort me to Jingzhou, the benefits will be indispensable to you. Don't worry, I am the Secretary of the Han Dynasty."

In one sentence, he showed his high status, and at the same time Xu You was not stupid. At this time, he was alone. Lu Bu was completely offended, and Cao Cao probably couldn't count on it. Right now, he can only go to Jingzhou to see Liu Bei and Jiangdong Sun Ce.

For such a long journey, with the escort of these six strong countrymen, the journey will definitely be smoother.

"Hehe~ Zhong Shuling, I waited for the countrymen to give you a few worthless cold melons, but since your lord is so generous, this melon is not worth much, only a thousand gold."

Liu Sandao, who lowered his head and lowered his voice while wearing a bamboo hat, grinned and said, while Xu You, who was on the opposite side, just heard the other party's refusal. Eye.

"You black hearted countryman! Even the cold melons eaten today are not worth a thousand gold!"

However, Liu Sandao, who was holding his head down, grinned, "Your Excellency is wrong, this cold light is worth a catty of gold, and fifteen catties of melons, a total of [-] gold!"

In an instant, Xu You's eyes widened, and he cursed angrily, "Just this broken melon weighs fifteen catties? Fifteen thousand gold! Are you crazy about money?"

During the scolding, Xu You's palm had already touched the sword at his waist. The literati of this era dared to be so arrogant because they relied on their own martial arts.

There were only six unarmed peasants in the countryside, and Xu You drew out his sword with a sneer. Holding the sword in one hand is actually very powerful, and it is a good sword in the hand.

"Every man! You are looking for trouble, right?"

At this moment, the bamboo hat was picked up by Xu You's exquisite and beautiful sword flower, and the familiar cheek with a rude grin suddenly appeared, and Xu You's face turned green in an instant.

The six people on the opposite side grinned loudly, and took out the Yanling Saber from the back of their waists. At this time, the blood stains on the blade were clearly visible.

"Haha~ I thought I didn't catch a fart after chasing so far, but I didn't expect the lord to bless us, and you have such a great credit."

With a big grin, Liu Sandao pulled out his Yanling Saber bloodthirstyly, and while laughing, six strong men with naked upper body, each holding Yanling Saber, surrounded Xu Youwei.

Gudong~
At this moment Xu You swallowed nervously, the insolent smile on his face had long since disappeared, and the smile on his face was uglier than crying.

"Three sword generals, let's fight together, give us a way out."

Holding the sword firmly in both hands, although Xu You put down his body uglyly and begged for mercy at this time, he also knew that he would die if he went back, and a cold light flashed in the depths of his eyes.

And Liu Sandao grinned, "The way of life is good, this melon is fifteen catties, one thousand gold per catty, a total of fifteen thousand gold, today your Grandpa Sandao will give you a discount for you to make up the whole, thirty thousand gold! You Look at your grandpa Sandao treating you well, after all, you are talking about colleagues."

In an instant, Xu You's face turned ugly, and his brows were even more wrinkled. He suppressed his anger and gritted his teeth: "Okay! [-] gold, I admit it!"

"Then bring it!"

Looking at Liu Sandao who was asking for money, Xu You wished to use his sword to kill this guy, but looking at the people around him who were staring at him, he resisted aggression and took out the personal jade pendant from his waist.

"This is the most precious treasure of my Xu family. It has not been lost in hundreds of years of wind and rain. In the future, the general of the three swords can take this jade to Xu's family. It is only [-] gold, and he will never lose his word."

After throwing an exquisite jade pendant over, Liu Sandao looked at the word 'Xu' clearly engraved on the jade pendant and grinned, but the next sentence immediately made Xu You furious.

"Damn you, you foolish old man."

After taking the jade pendant, Liu Sandao immediately yelled and cursed, and Xu You on the other side also changed his face, and couldn't help but yelled: "You don't believe what you say, you idiot!"

"You bastard Xu You, betrayed the lord, do you think the Xu family in Chang'an is still there? I take this jade pendant and go to Chang'an to ask your Xu family for [-] gold?"

"Aren't you cursing me to go down and ask your Xu family for an account!"

With a finger of the long knife, Liu Sandao roared directly, "Brothers copy the guy and let me take this old boy down."

hooho~
In an instant, under Xu You's face full of anxiety, he held the Han sword in both hands and immediately started fighting with the six generals in the army.

clang~
It has to be said that Xu You's swordsmanship is superb, and he can still remain undefeated against six people alone, but facing the powerful Yanling Saber of the six people, he retreated in a row.

After ten rounds, Xu You was captured alive in embarrassment. Liu Sandao couldn't help but look at the cut on his chest, and a look of fear flashed deep in his eyes from the blood oozing out.

"Damn Ge, you old boy didn't expect that you really have two hands. No wonder the lord once said that rabbits bite people when they are in a hurry, let alone you, a mad dog."

"No! The dog looks after the house. As the saying goes, the dog doesn't think the family is poor. Your repeated betrayals are simply inferior to pigs and dogs."

He went up and punched Xu You in the abdomen, and when Xu You's face was ugly and he vomited the juice of the cold melon he ate just now, Liu Sandao kept mocking at the same time.

"I tied it to Lao Tzu, and I will ask you for credit when I get back."

haha~
Xu You, who was tied up by Wuhuada, was blushing all over his face, staring at Liu Sandao with wide eyes and yelling curses.

"You vulgar thief soldier, if you have the guts to kill me directly."

Although Xu You's quality is a bit poor, but he is also really brave, not afraid of death, otherwise he would not be crazy and continue to die.

Seeing Xu You who kept swearing, Liu Sandao who was cursing for a while was blushing and thick-necked. In terms of his words, he could scold others only by relying on his mouth.

Immediately, Xu You was furious, and he took off his shoes in a rage. Xu You seemed to know what the other party was going to do, and immediately stared wide-eyed.

"Liu Sangou! You have the guts to chop off grandpa~ If you don't chop off grandpa, you are! Woooooo~"

A pair of yellow and black socks that were soaked and hadn't been washed for half a month were directly stuffed into the opponent's mouth, and the pungent smell rushed straight to the back of the head in an instant.

Under such a pungent smell, Xu You turned green in an instant, kicked his legs, rolled his eyes and passed out.

Watching this scene, Liu Sandao grinned even more, "I see how tough your mouth can be, I am waiting for you haha."

Seeing that the meritorious service was obtained, everyone burst into laughter. At this time, Liu Sandao waved his big hand and shouted directly: "Pack up your things, let's go back to the camp to ask the master to ask for merit."

haha~
Striding into the thatched shed, Liu Sandao smiled awkwardly at the trembling grandfather and grandson, then put away his Yanling Saber and strode away.

Under the somewhat terrified eyes of his grandfather and grandson, Liu Sandao pulled out a kinder smile and handed over his saber directly.

"Don't be afraid, old man. We are also from a poor family. You take this saber. It will be used by Liu Sandao, a general under the prime minister of Beiliang. This saber is a gift from the prime minister. The general's name is engraved on it."

"Today, you and your father and grandson should have a share of the merit of heaven. After the Central Plains is settled, you and your father will take this saber and go to Chang'an to find this general. There will be a generous gift for you."

Suddenly, he seemed to think of something, and Liu Sandao grinned in embarrassment, scratching the back of his head and said: "We may not be at home when we fight in the South and North, and I will report this matter to the Lord when I go back to ask for merit. You two just need to go to Chang'an Report this matter to the prime minister's mansion, and it will not be difficult to change your life to be rich."

After finishing speaking, Liu Sandao directly left his saber and asked his subordinates to make a suggested stretcher, carried Xu You directly and left.

Under the scorching sun, the figures of Liu Sandao and his party gradually disappeared in the fields, and the grandfather and grandson stood in the humble thatched shed.

"I didn't expect to meet a nobleman today."

The old man lowered his head and his cloudy eyes were filled with tears of excitement. He looked down at himself holding his thigh under his knees, and at the same time holding the saber left by the general just now. The three-year-old child showed an inexplicable intelligent.

"Hehe~ I think my Deng family used to be a big family in Nanyang, but it was torn apart because of Dong Zhuo's war. The family fled here and your father died in the war. In the future, you, Deng Fan, will definitely revive the glory of my Deng family."

The old man left two lines of excited tears. He thought there was no hope for this life. He just wanted to see his grandson grow up. He had thought about revitalizing the family for a long time, but he didn't expect that God-given opportunity would allow him to live again. Saw an opportunity to revitalize the family.

"Let's go! The war broke out, grandson, your name happens to be the same as that of a fellow villager, and today you have to meet a nobleman, so grandpa changed your name to Ai, and you will be called Deng Ai in the future."

Mr. Deng was so excited that he hugged his grandson who didn't know what was going on and laughed heartily. On the second day, he even gave up the land and property, and the grandpa and grandson headed directly towards Chang'an.

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