Ronin: Start with the cotton
Chapter 164 Silly girl can't answer
Chapter 164 Silly girl can't answer
Xiao Chuchu poked the crystal doll: "What's wrong with it?"
Lu Xiaoqian: "I don't know..."
"The mode is wrong! Please choose one of the real-life mode or the mobile phone mode!" The light voice came from the crystal doll again.
The three looked at each other.
With Qiao Shan's confirmation, Lu Xiaoqian tentatively said, "Real person mode?"
brush!
The crystal doll turned into a stream of green data, and countless numbers danced and rotated on the floor. The curtains in the living room moved automatically without wind, making waves!
The numbers gathered in mid-air in the middle of the living room, gradually condensing into a figure!
……
The figure has a slim figure, soft and fair skin, and a delicate and charming face.Wearing black leather pants on the lower body, a small silver armor with a sense of technology on the upper body, and a long flowing hair hanging on the shoulders, it is the magical mobile phone from the future - Sha Niu!
"You, you... who are you?" Lu Xiaoqian stammered.
"Please enter the expression status option, you can choose one of the following options: silly, sad, bad, cool, happy, shy, happy, angry, good..."
A transparent screen suddenly appeared in the living room, and the silly girl inside turned around with various expressions.
Lu Xiaoqian looked at Qiao Shan and Xiao Chuchu, swallowed, his voice trembling:
"happiness?"
brush!
The cold and silly girl on the side instantly changed into an expression, and the silver clothes on her body also turned into red leather armor!
Silly girl introduced with a smile:
"Enter the function options and select the service you need?"
"[-]. Communication function; [-]. Transportation function; [-]. Medical function; [-]. Computer function; [-]. Social order maintenance function; [-]. Memory function; [-]. Virtual world function; [-]. Business planning service function; [-]. Monitoring function ;ten……"
"So many functions!" Lu Xiaoqian said in surprise.
The silly girl looked at Lu Xiaoqian happily, showing a polite smile.
……
……
5 minute later.
Lu Xiaoqian exclaimed: "It's simply amazing!"
Xiao Chuchu was also excited: "With so many functions, it would take a month to understand all of them. Are mobile phones in 2060 so powerful?"
Qiao Shan pondered for a while, and decided to ask directly: "Silly girl, why did I try the password correctly before, but it didn't turn on?"
Upon hearing this, Sha Niu turned her head and glanced at Qiao Shan. The data flow flickered in her eyes, she paused for a moment, and replied mechanically:
"Sorry, silly girl can't answer."
Qiao Shan: "..."
"Then can I use you now?"
"I'm sorry, the silly girl only obeys the master's orders! Others need the master's authorization to use the silly girl."
Qiao Shan looked at Lu Xiaoqian and said seriously: "Give me the authorization first."
After getting the authorization from Lu Xiaoqian, Qiao Shan directly ordered to Sha Niu: "Function transfer!"
"Yes!"
Sha Niu stood up, and then turned into a stream of information and rushed towards Qiao Shan's eyes. Qiao Shan felt a dazzling light flashed in his eyes, and was overjoyed. When he opened his eyes, he found that Sha Niu had gathered together again. !
"...Ding! Function transfer failed!"
Qiao Shan was shocked, and an ominous premonition rose.
"Activate the stealth function!"
"...Ding! The stealth function failed!"
"Start the call function!"
"...Ding! The call function failed!"
……
After some research, Qiao Shan found that Lu Xiaoqian and Xiao Chuchu could use Sha Niu at will, except that he couldn't use any of Sha Niu's functions!
Dry!Isn't this bullying honest people!
Qiao Shan was strangely angry!
You said that if you belonged to Lu Xiaoqian alone, it would be fine if you had face recognition, voice recognition, etc., but you obviously don't have these, but you can't authorize me alone!
"Something must have happened in the future..."
A thought flashed in Qiao Shan's mind.
The scientists in 2060 must have tampered with the silly girl, otherwise it is impossible that only they cannot use it.
……
"What's going on here?" Xiao Chuchu was puzzled, "Why can Xiaoqian and I use silly girls, but you can't?"
Qiao Shan forced a smile and said: "Maybe there will be bugs in the future mobile phones. Let's not talk about these, since you can use Sha Niu, then Sha Niu will lend me a day to study and let me see what causes it, okay? ?”
"Wait until tomorrow night, let's discuss how to deal with the silly girl."
"no problem!"
"no problem!"
Regarding this, both Xiao Chuchu and Lu Xiaoqian expressed no opinion. After all, they thought it would be very frustrating if they could not control the silly girl.
Xiao Chuchu looked at Qiao Shan with concern, hesitated for a moment, took the initiative to hold Qiao Shan's hand a little embarrassedly, and comforted him not to be disappointed.
Qiao Shan held Xiao Chuchu's delicate hand instead, expressing that he was fine.
Lu Xiaoqian: Then I go?
……
Lu Xiaoqian pretended not to see the two showing their affection, and suddenly thought of something, and stood up abruptly:
"Silly girl? Silly girl!"
"So, the psychopath who has been chasing me before is really a monster?"
"Yes!"
Sha Niu nodded in confirmation.
"Then, where did the monster come from?"
"Little Xitian, Little Leiyin Temple!"
"Isn't that Journey to the West?! Why did he come here!"
Sha Niu smiled and raised her hand, the transparent screen appeared again, and a video was played on the screen.
It is the scene where the Yellow Eyebrow King fights Monkey King and Zhu Bajie!
"Silly girl, only Lu Xiaoqian can save us now, where is Lu Xiaoqian now?"
"Brother Monkey, it seems that silly girl is really stupid!"
"I don't even know my boyfriend anymore!"
"Silly girl, we can only rely on you now! This golden cymbal is extremely strong, only you can convert it into digital information, broadcast yourself, and then ask Lu Xiaoqian for help in 2006..."
"..."
As Sha Niu entered the space-time tunnel, the video ended.
"Sun Wukong still knows me!" Lu Xiaoqian was shocked, looked at the silly girl, and hesitated: "We knew each other before? Are you my girlfriend?"
Xiao Chuchu looked at Sha Niu and Lu Xiaoqian gossipingly.
"Silly girl can't answer."
Lu Xiaoqian gave a dry laugh and scratched his head: "Then...then you came here to find me because you want me to go back to the Tang Dynasty and save Tang Monk and his disciples?"
"Silly girl's master in 2060 did not give silly girl this mission."
"Then how did you end up in 2006?"
"Silly girl has exhausted her energy in the time tunnel, and there is no record of what happened next."
"Oh……"
"But Sun Wukong is so capable, why do you ask me for help?"
"Silly girl can't answer."
Qiao Shan smiled and said: "It seems that this silly girl is destined to be with you. Even Sun Wukong is asking for help like you. Do you need to make some preparations and go to help Sun Wukong tomorrow night?"
Lu Xiaoqian proudly said: "Of course! The Monkey King asks for me, so I have to go after I die! I will save people tomorrow night!"
He wanted to go now,
But after being reminded by Qiao Shan, he also felt that he should make some preparations. After all, it was getting late, and he was also a little sleepy and in poor condition.
"Then it's settled, I'll save the Great Sage tomorrow!"
……
……
Xiaoxitian,
Outside the Little Leiyin Temple.
The wind is blowing everywhere, and the yellow sand is all over the sky!
The Bull Demon King turned into a nose ring, hung on the Yellow Eyebrow King, and traveled into the space-time tunnel with the silly girl.
In the wild forest, a golden cymbal fell to the ground.
Inside the golden cymbal, Monkey King and Zhu Bajie sighed and felt sad for Junior Brother Sha being arrested.
Zhu Bajie: "Brother Monkey, do you think Lu Xiaoqian can come?"
Monkey King: "Silly girls are here, what are you afraid of, you idiot!"
Zhu Bajie sat paralyzed in the golden cymbal, and said weakly: "You said it would be great if Boss Qiao could travel through time and space..."
Sun Wukong stared: "Don't mention that guy in front of my old grandson!"
Zhu Bajie shrank his neck: "Okay, okay, don't mention it if you don't mention it!"
The two brothers and sisters were trapped in the golden cymbal, and seeing that there was no movement outside, they were a little puzzled, but the next moment, the golden cymbal suddenly opened!
A yellow-browed king dressed in a suit and leather shoes and wearing glasses appeared in front of the two of them!
"Monkey, Bajie, follow me to save people in 2008!"
……
(End of this chapter)
Xiao Chuchu poked the crystal doll: "What's wrong with it?"
Lu Xiaoqian: "I don't know..."
"The mode is wrong! Please choose one of the real-life mode or the mobile phone mode!" The light voice came from the crystal doll again.
The three looked at each other.
With Qiao Shan's confirmation, Lu Xiaoqian tentatively said, "Real person mode?"
brush!
The crystal doll turned into a stream of green data, and countless numbers danced and rotated on the floor. The curtains in the living room moved automatically without wind, making waves!
The numbers gathered in mid-air in the middle of the living room, gradually condensing into a figure!
……
The figure has a slim figure, soft and fair skin, and a delicate and charming face.Wearing black leather pants on the lower body, a small silver armor with a sense of technology on the upper body, and a long flowing hair hanging on the shoulders, it is the magical mobile phone from the future - Sha Niu!
"You, you... who are you?" Lu Xiaoqian stammered.
"Please enter the expression status option, you can choose one of the following options: silly, sad, bad, cool, happy, shy, happy, angry, good..."
A transparent screen suddenly appeared in the living room, and the silly girl inside turned around with various expressions.
Lu Xiaoqian looked at Qiao Shan and Xiao Chuchu, swallowed, his voice trembling:
"happiness?"
brush!
The cold and silly girl on the side instantly changed into an expression, and the silver clothes on her body also turned into red leather armor!
Silly girl introduced with a smile:
"Enter the function options and select the service you need?"
"[-]. Communication function; [-]. Transportation function; [-]. Medical function; [-]. Computer function; [-]. Social order maintenance function; [-]. Memory function; [-]. Virtual world function; [-]. Business planning service function; [-]. Monitoring function ;ten……"
"So many functions!" Lu Xiaoqian said in surprise.
The silly girl looked at Lu Xiaoqian happily, showing a polite smile.
……
……
5 minute later.
Lu Xiaoqian exclaimed: "It's simply amazing!"
Xiao Chuchu was also excited: "With so many functions, it would take a month to understand all of them. Are mobile phones in 2060 so powerful?"
Qiao Shan pondered for a while, and decided to ask directly: "Silly girl, why did I try the password correctly before, but it didn't turn on?"
Upon hearing this, Sha Niu turned her head and glanced at Qiao Shan. The data flow flickered in her eyes, she paused for a moment, and replied mechanically:
"Sorry, silly girl can't answer."
Qiao Shan: "..."
"Then can I use you now?"
"I'm sorry, the silly girl only obeys the master's orders! Others need the master's authorization to use the silly girl."
Qiao Shan looked at Lu Xiaoqian and said seriously: "Give me the authorization first."
After getting the authorization from Lu Xiaoqian, Qiao Shan directly ordered to Sha Niu: "Function transfer!"
"Yes!"
Sha Niu stood up, and then turned into a stream of information and rushed towards Qiao Shan's eyes. Qiao Shan felt a dazzling light flashed in his eyes, and was overjoyed. When he opened his eyes, he found that Sha Niu had gathered together again. !
"...Ding! Function transfer failed!"
Qiao Shan was shocked, and an ominous premonition rose.
"Activate the stealth function!"
"...Ding! The stealth function failed!"
"Start the call function!"
"...Ding! The call function failed!"
……
After some research, Qiao Shan found that Lu Xiaoqian and Xiao Chuchu could use Sha Niu at will, except that he couldn't use any of Sha Niu's functions!
Dry!Isn't this bullying honest people!
Qiao Shan was strangely angry!
You said that if you belonged to Lu Xiaoqian alone, it would be fine if you had face recognition, voice recognition, etc., but you obviously don't have these, but you can't authorize me alone!
"Something must have happened in the future..."
A thought flashed in Qiao Shan's mind.
The scientists in 2060 must have tampered with the silly girl, otherwise it is impossible that only they cannot use it.
……
"What's going on here?" Xiao Chuchu was puzzled, "Why can Xiaoqian and I use silly girls, but you can't?"
Qiao Shan forced a smile and said: "Maybe there will be bugs in the future mobile phones. Let's not talk about these, since you can use Sha Niu, then Sha Niu will lend me a day to study and let me see what causes it, okay? ?”
"Wait until tomorrow night, let's discuss how to deal with the silly girl."
"no problem!"
"no problem!"
Regarding this, both Xiao Chuchu and Lu Xiaoqian expressed no opinion. After all, they thought it would be very frustrating if they could not control the silly girl.
Xiao Chuchu looked at Qiao Shan with concern, hesitated for a moment, took the initiative to hold Qiao Shan's hand a little embarrassedly, and comforted him not to be disappointed.
Qiao Shan held Xiao Chuchu's delicate hand instead, expressing that he was fine.
Lu Xiaoqian: Then I go?
……
Lu Xiaoqian pretended not to see the two showing their affection, and suddenly thought of something, and stood up abruptly:
"Silly girl? Silly girl!"
"So, the psychopath who has been chasing me before is really a monster?"
"Yes!"
Sha Niu nodded in confirmation.
"Then, where did the monster come from?"
"Little Xitian, Little Leiyin Temple!"
"Isn't that Journey to the West?! Why did he come here!"
Sha Niu smiled and raised her hand, the transparent screen appeared again, and a video was played on the screen.
It is the scene where the Yellow Eyebrow King fights Monkey King and Zhu Bajie!
"Silly girl, only Lu Xiaoqian can save us now, where is Lu Xiaoqian now?"
"Brother Monkey, it seems that silly girl is really stupid!"
"I don't even know my boyfriend anymore!"
"Silly girl, we can only rely on you now! This golden cymbal is extremely strong, only you can convert it into digital information, broadcast yourself, and then ask Lu Xiaoqian for help in 2006..."
"..."
As Sha Niu entered the space-time tunnel, the video ended.
"Sun Wukong still knows me!" Lu Xiaoqian was shocked, looked at the silly girl, and hesitated: "We knew each other before? Are you my girlfriend?"
Xiao Chuchu looked at Sha Niu and Lu Xiaoqian gossipingly.
"Silly girl can't answer."
Lu Xiaoqian gave a dry laugh and scratched his head: "Then...then you came here to find me because you want me to go back to the Tang Dynasty and save Tang Monk and his disciples?"
"Silly girl's master in 2060 did not give silly girl this mission."
"Then how did you end up in 2006?"
"Silly girl has exhausted her energy in the time tunnel, and there is no record of what happened next."
"Oh……"
"But Sun Wukong is so capable, why do you ask me for help?"
"Silly girl can't answer."
Qiao Shan smiled and said: "It seems that this silly girl is destined to be with you. Even Sun Wukong is asking for help like you. Do you need to make some preparations and go to help Sun Wukong tomorrow night?"
Lu Xiaoqian proudly said: "Of course! The Monkey King asks for me, so I have to go after I die! I will save people tomorrow night!"
He wanted to go now,
But after being reminded by Qiao Shan, he also felt that he should make some preparations. After all, it was getting late, and he was also a little sleepy and in poor condition.
"Then it's settled, I'll save the Great Sage tomorrow!"
……
……
Xiaoxitian,
Outside the Little Leiyin Temple.
The wind is blowing everywhere, and the yellow sand is all over the sky!
The Bull Demon King turned into a nose ring, hung on the Yellow Eyebrow King, and traveled into the space-time tunnel with the silly girl.
In the wild forest, a golden cymbal fell to the ground.
Inside the golden cymbal, Monkey King and Zhu Bajie sighed and felt sad for Junior Brother Sha being arrested.
Zhu Bajie: "Brother Monkey, do you think Lu Xiaoqian can come?"
Monkey King: "Silly girls are here, what are you afraid of, you idiot!"
Zhu Bajie sat paralyzed in the golden cymbal, and said weakly: "You said it would be great if Boss Qiao could travel through time and space..."
Sun Wukong stared: "Don't mention that guy in front of my old grandson!"
Zhu Bajie shrank his neck: "Okay, okay, don't mention it if you don't mention it!"
The two brothers and sisters were trapped in the golden cymbal, and seeing that there was no movement outside, they were a little puzzled, but the next moment, the golden cymbal suddenly opened!
A yellow-browed king dressed in a suit and leather shoes and wearing glasses appeared in front of the two of them!
"Monkey, Bajie, follow me to save people in 2008!"
……
(End of this chapter)
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