Ronin: Start with the cotton

Chapter 166 Heavenly Venerable!Emperor!Holy!

Of course, Qiao Shan didn't forget about King Huangmei. After purchasing the furniture, he brought King Huangmei over from Lu's Hutong and assigned him a separate courtyard.

After learning the story behind "Journey to the West" and his final fate, the Yellow-Browed King not only gave up the idea of ​​eating Tang Monk's meat, but also planned to stay in 2006 and continue to live for a period of time under the strong persuasion of the little zombie.

Of course, the reason why the little zombie was able to convince the Yellow-browed King was also because Sha Niu told him that no matter how long he stayed in this world, he would return to the time when he just came here.

I heard so,

The king with yellow eyebrows agreed instantly!

After all, since he came to 2006, he has only eaten lotus leaf chicken and beggar chicken.

And he saw it in a gourmet encyclopedia in the library,
Chicken can also be made into spicy chicken, beer chicken, saliva chicken, sesame oil chicken, chicken pot, Huadiao chicken, mushroom chicken soup, steamed ginseng chicken, double mushroom dried chicken, braised chicken wings, table three cup chicken, crispy skin chicken ...

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In this short period of time,
Qiao Shan can be described as a shotgun change. In an instant, he went from a fresh graduate who was still looking for a job to a young rich man with hundreds of millions of assets.

And also has a copy phone with the same function as Sha Niu.

I don't know how Lu Xiaoqian will feel when he finds out.

After sealing up the other two mobile phones "Earth Emperor" and "Rensheng", Qiao Shan started the function test again against "Tianzun"...

medical function,

flight function,

Imprisonment function...

An hour later, seeing the test results, Qiao Shan was in a mixed mood...

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"Light energy charging, real person mode and other abilities that only silly girls have are fine. After all, the materials of the two are different, but why..."

why?
Why can't I still use the time travel function? ! !
Obviously other functions are already available, why can't I travel through time and space? ! ! !
Hearing Tianzun's mobile phone say to himself with a mechanical voice: "Time and space travel failed", Qiao Shan fell into deep thought again.

If the stupid girl had a problem at the beginning,
Now Qiao Shan has started to think about his own problems!
Now he began to feel that in some unknown time and space, there must be an 'old coin' secretly calculating himself behind his back...

Future scientist?

Or a mythical figure from the past?
Qiao Shan raised his eyes lightly, his eyes were a little emptiness, as if he saw the person behind the scenes through the night sky, the existence that would not allow him to travel through time and space.

"Heh, do you think this can restrain me? Let me tell you...you...you did it!"

Qiao Shan squatted down in frustration, and began to draw small circles on the ground.

If he can't travel through time and space, many of his coquettish operations can't be carried out!

But he still wanted to travel back to the Tang Dynasty, and when the Tang monk was not out of Chang'an, he would display the ten thousand volumes of Buddhism in his heavenly scriptures in front of him, and scare him fiercely.

"Elder Tang,

Are you going to Xitian to pick up this pile of golden Buddhist scriptures, or this pile of silver Buddhist scriptures? "

hateful!

The plan was aborted!
The branch in Qiao Shan's hand was severely broken by him!

Nuoda courtyard, looking down from a high altitude, Qiao Shan's back looks helpless and desolate...

As the sun goes down, at dusk and dusk,
Qiao Shan threw the twig in his hand casually, looked at the hexagrams on the ground, and murmured in surprise:

"Huh? It's actually an auspicious hexagram?"

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An advertising company in a certain year.

Lu Xiaoqian walked out dejectedly with his schoolbag on his back.

But in the company's president's office, He Lan patted the table angrily: "The 83 employees in our company are all advertising elites, and none of them are idlers!"

"Last time I was late, this time it was even worse, I actually slept during working hours!"

"If it wasn't for the fact that he saved you, I would have scolded him a long time ago! Chuchu, as I said before, he is not a professional at all!"

He Lan has no reason not to be angry. From the very beginning, Qiao Shan was the only one she wanted to stay, but Qiao Shan declined her invitation, while Lu Xiaoqian, who could not be seen as a professional, stayed!
For the sake of saving Xiao Chuchu, He Lan was willing to give Lu Xiaoqian a chance at first.

But what Lu Xiaoqian did,
It's really challenging He Lan's bottom line!

You must know that the employees of the company are working hard, but you, a new employee who came in through the relationship with the boss, are lying on the desk and sleeping soundly.

What do you think?
The cohesion of the company is likely to completely collapse because of this mouse shit!
He Lan's pretty face was cold, and she said coldly: "Give him two days' wages, and let him not come tomorrow! I get annoyed when I see him!"

"what?"

Xiao Chuchu was surprised and said, "Isn't the trial period three months?"

"The probationary period means that during the probationary period, I can let him go at any time!"

"Sister He~ Look, I've already mentioned him..."

Xiao Chuchu took He Lan's arm and said flatteringly, "Don't be angry, look, you are so good-looking, and..."

"It doesn't matter if you praise me as a Seven Fairy now!"

He Lan sat down on the chair angrily, folded her hands on her chest, looking unkind.

However, Xiao Chuchu knew that He Lan's mouth was tofu, as long as he said more good things, there was still a chance to keep Lu Xiaoqian.

"You are not the Seventh Fairy, what a miserable fate for the Seventh Fairy, you..."

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"I love you, love you, like a mouse loves rice~"

Xiao Chuchu's cell phone rang suddenly, interrupting her plea to He Lan.

This is the ringtone she set for Qiao Shan alone.

Looking at He Lan who turned her back, Xiao Chuchu hesitated, pressed the answer button, and stuck it to her ear.

"Chuchu, are you off work?"

Qiao Shan's gentle voice came from the microphone.

Xiao Chuchu bit her lip, her heart beat a little faster, she glanced at He Lan, and quietly moved a few steps towards the door: "Oh, come on, I still have something to do, I'll be off work soon."

"Then I'll pick you up."

"Ah? This...isn't that good..."

Xiao Chuchu touched her cheek, feeling a little hot.

"That's it, wait for me at the door of the company!"

Not allowing Xiao Chuchu to hesitate, Qiao Shan hung up the phone directly and settled the result.

Listening to the beeping blind voice coming from the microphone, Xiao Chuchu was a little shy and a little excited by Qiao Shan's domineering, her heart began to beat like the blind voice!
Just after confirming the relationship, I went to the company to pick up the person...

How embarrassing to let my colleagues see it!

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"Silly girl, who are you calling?!"

He Lan's voice suddenly rang in her ears, Xiao Chuchu looked back, only to find that He Lan had already stood beside her at some point.

He Lan looked Xiao Chuchu up and down, the icy aura on her body had disappeared, and she came to Xiao Chuchu with a surprised face, gossiping:
"Look at the look on your face, tell me, who is the person who called just now!"

"Sister He~"

Xiao Chuchu tried to act like a baby and get away with it.

"Don't do this with me."

He Lan circled around Xiao Chuchu, and teased, "Okay, you girl is really hiding everything, you didn't even tell me about your relationship!"

Xiao Chuchu: "No way, we only confirmed yesterday..."

He Lan's eyes lit up, and he scratched Xiao Chuchu's waist with both hands: "So who the hell is it, tell me quickly, if you don't tell me, I'll tickle you!"

Xiao Chuchu was the most ticklish. As soon as He Lan stretched out his hand, he immediately couldn't help laughing, and his body went limp.

"Ahaha! I said, I said..."

Xiao Chuchu couldn't escape He Lan's claws, so she had no choice but to confess her boyfriend's identity:

"It's the person who saved me last time, Qiao Shan."

"It's him?"

He Lan let Xiao Chuchu go, and said in surprise: "Yes, a hero saves the beauty, and I promise you with my body!"

"Sister He~"

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at the same time.

On the road, Lu Xiaoqian, who just came out of a certain year's advertising company not long ago, is running like hell!
Lu Xiaoqian: "Help!!!"

behind him,
A few strong men who are not good at first glance are chasing after him!
"Boy! Don't run away if you have the ability!"

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(End of this chapter)