Ronin: Start with the cotton

Chapter 209 Mermaid Shanshan
I saw some leftover dog food in the dog bowl,
The curator subconsciously covered his mouth. Knowing that he had said something wrong, he recovered and said, "Young man, you have completely fooled me. You can't see such a big tiger?"

"This is obviously a dog!" The little fat man insisted: "You have already said that his name is Wangcai, and Wangcai is the name of a dog!"

"What is Wangcai? How did I say Wangcai?" The curator began to play dumb.

But the identity badge on the yellow dog's neck has already betrayed him, and the two big characters [Wangcai] are clearly written!
……

The curator spread his hands and began to lie flat, saying speechlessly: "Even if he is called Wangcai, it doesn't affect his identity as a white-fronted tiger with eye-catching eyes in the Himalayas!"

"Brother, I'll give you my life for ten yuan, okay?"

It was Changbai Mountain just now,
In just 1 minute, it changed from the mouth to the Himalayas.

This time Qiao Shan didn't smile, an uncle strolling in next to him couldn't help being amused by the curator.

Qiao Shan whispered to Bai You: "This is the mysterious museum you mentioned? I think it's almost like a fantasy amusement park for kindergarten children. You can't even fool a fat boy in the second grade of elementary school."

Bai You was wearing a yellow stand-up collar shirt and a tan shoulder bag on his back. The Little Red Riding Hood was crookedly buttoned on his head, and he still had acne left over from his high school adolescence on his face.

Hearing what Qiao Shan said, Bai You muttered:
"I heard that too, who knew it would be like this..."

If he knew this was the case, he would rather stay in the dormitory and continue tinkering with his invention.

……

Qiao Shan shrugged his shoulders and didn't look at the messy living room anymore. He turned his head and glanced at the standing in the corner of the crowd. He was dressed tightly, with a long black dress on his lower body, a red and yellow sportswear on his upper body, brown sunglasses, and a mini sunshade on his head. The girl in the umbrella hat.

This is the heroine in the film and television plot - Mermaid Shanshan!

The movie "Mermaid" roughly tells the story of Liu Xuan, a self-made rich man who auctioned off Qingluo Bay to build houses by reclamation. The mermaid tribe was trapped, causing heavy casualties to the mermaid tribe. In the end, the mermaid tribe planned to send the mermaid Shanshan to assassinate Liu Xuan.

This is a comedy fantasy work directed by Master Xing.

Many film and television commentators on the Internet have analyzed and explained this movie in great detail, such as the appeal for environmental protection in the movie, satirizing Fusang’s cruelty of killing dolphins, nostalgia for Ms. Luo, etc...

But for Qiao Shan, this is no longer just a movie, but a fact that is happening around him, a world he is experiencing.

Mermaid, right next to him now!
……

"Nature is really amazing! In order to adapt to different environments, creatures evolve in water, land and air, and humans are no exception..."

After playing a round, the curator played mahjong with his poker friends, and pulled the curtain casually:
"This hybrid that can only walk and fly, its scientific name is [百特曼], its English name is [Batman], and its Chinese name is Batman!"

A skeleton wearing a black cloak and a mask appeared in front of everyone, with two grilled chicken wings on his head.

The curator turned around again with a smile, and was stunned when he saw the scene:
"Miss, why are you eating Batman's ears!"

"And you, why did you throw Batman's ear to Wangcai?!"

A plump girl among the tourists was picking off one grilled chicken wing from the skull, and the other grilled chicken wing was thrown by Qiao Shan to Wangcai who was frantically wagging his tail on the ground.

The plump girl said blankly, "I thought it was chicken wings..."

Curator Guang said sadly: "You don't respect Batman, you have to respect yourself! Insert the chicken wings back... er, it's not chicken wings, it's Batman."

That was the dinner he reserved for himself!
The curator felt a little distressed.

……

"Huh? What is this?"

Qiao Shan saw something covered with a rag behind the Batman specimen, and opened it casually, his eyes widened involuntarily, and he swears:
"Damn! Do you have Ultraman too?"

"Uh... that's a specimen of Dijia, cover him quickly, don't give him light, he will wake up!"

The curator said seriously.

puff!

The uncle next to him burst out laughing!

On the other hand, the little fat man from before burst into tears, crying heartbreakingly, as if his entire world view had collapsed.

Altman Tiga was turned into biological specimens and thrown in the corner. What a psychological shadow this scene would cause for a child!
……

After a while, the little fat man wept and left with his mother.

The curator rolled his eyes, and his ears finally cleared up. He covered up the plaster statue of Dijia because children often came to visit and would be scared to cry.

Speaking of which, it cost him 200 yuan to buy this plaster statue.

What a loss!

"Mermaid!"

A voice suddenly sounded, startling Shanshan. She thought she had been exposed, and instantly became vigilant. The two caudal fins subconsciously pinched in. From the outside, her legs were instantly tense and her feet were closed together.

Qiao Shan came out from behind the curtain next to him, holding a salted fish in his hand, met Shanshan's eyes, smiled at her, and put the salted fish in front of the curator:
"Don't tell us that this salted fish is a mermaid!"

"This tourist, how can you tamper with the precious exhibits in this museum... Didn't you see that her upper body is a human and the lower body is a fish? Doesn't this prove that she is a mermaid?"

"Okay, the time is up, the exhibition is over, goodbye!"

……

……

"Refund!"

"Refund!"

The development of the story is the same as the plot, the curator's perfunctory aroused public outrage, and everyone wanted their money back!
Upon hearing the money refund, the curator's expression became solemn in an instant!
Who is his curator, how can he refund the money as soon as he says it will be refunded? Seeing that this wave of customers is not easy to fool, he decided to use his housekeeping skills!

Soon, Qiao Shan saw the classic picture.

The bathroom door opened, and there was a bubbling sound from the bathtub inside. The mermaid Shanshan stood in the corner, holding her breath and her eyes widened.

Then she saw that the curator was wearing a long brown wig, a rose in his ear, green glasses on his nose, stubble on his fleshy face, shirtless, and only a pair of jackets on his upper body. Flesh pink lace mosquito chest, lower body wearing mermaid inferior fake fins slowly emerging from the bathtub.

There is a ring of chest hair on the big belly...

Shanshan suddenly felt some physical discomfort. Although there are many ugly mermaids, they are not so ugly!

If the mermaids are also protected by law, she even wants to sue the curator now!
Isn't this violating the reputation of their mermaid tribe!

……

The uncle laughed so hard that his heart attack recurred, and he passed out on the ground.

Everyone chased the perverted curator and ran out.

Qiao Shan took out a quick-acting heart-relief pill from the uncle who "laughed to death", stuffed one in his mouth, recovered a bit of mana, woke the uncle up, and said speechlessly:
"Uncle, if you have a bad heart, don't come to such an exciting place..."

Putting the medicine bottle back into the uncle's hand, Qiao Shan walked out slowly. The curator had long since disappeared, and there were still the curator's fake fins on the ground, and the curator's green underwear inside.

I don't know where he ran with his bare butt.

……

Qiao Shan came to Bai You who was standing at the door, patted him on the shoulder, looked at the mermaid Shanshan who was leaving alone from a distance, and said:
"Okay, it's a farce, let's go back to school."

"Ah, oh, all right."

Bai You came back to his senses and took two steps. Seeing that Qiao Shan hadn't followed, he followed Qiao Shan's gaze and said with some doubts:
"What are you looking at... Hey, that girl's walking posture is so strange!"

"It probably came in those few days."

"Those days? What do you mean? Why can't I understand?"

"I'm in my sophomore year, and I don't even understand this, I feel really sad for you..."

The voices of the two gradually faded away.

……

Turning his head and glanced at the mermaid Shanshan who disappeared around the corner again, Qiao Shan had a preliminary plan in mind.

Qingluowan, Duantouya.

"I don't know if they welcome me or not..."

(End of this chapter)