Ronin: Start with the cotton

Chapter 297 Auntie Looks Good in Anything
Gu Xiaojiao obviously didn't expect Qiao Shan to answer like this.

go to school?

Is it time for school now?

Time and space have overlapped, and our rooms have collided with each other. Such a weird and bizarre thing is happening right in front of you. Are you still in the mood to go to school?
How much do you love learning!

……

"Go to school? I think you want to go to heaven!"

"Don't go!"

Gu Xiaojiao grabbed Qiao Shan's school uniform sleeve and refused to let him go.

Qiao Shan said helplessly, "I'm a senior high school student, and I'm going to take the college entrance examination next year. I have to focus on my studies so that I can be admitted to a good university."

Perhaps Qiao Shan was too calm in the face of the current situation just now, Gu Xiaojiao subconsciously treated Qiao Shan as his peers, only then did he realize that Qiao Shan was really just a young boy.

High school student?
Going to school is really important.

"But... what should we do in this situation?" Gu Xiaojiao looked back at the room.

"Oh, you don't have to worry about that." Qiao Shan explained: "I've already learned something about it. Although our two rooms and the door are merged together, it doesn't affect us going out with each other."

"I can open the door from my doorknob and continue to go to school in 1997, and you can open the door from your doorknob and go out and go back to your 2018."

"But I tested it. I can't open your door. If I force it, the room will shake violently and continue to merge... Speaking of which, the house shook like an earthquake last night, so you didn't wake up. You are the reincarnation of the second senior brother." ?"

"Hey! Little boy! No big or small, can you talk properly!" Gu Xiaojiao wanted to hit someone.

"Ok auntie." Qiao Shan nodded obediently.

Gu Xiaojiao: "..."

……

"You still can't go! We have to study the current situation clearly. It's still early. I think your school uniform is from No. [-] Middle School. The school is very close to here, and you will arrive in ten minutes. You won't be late!"

Gu Xiaojiao still held Qiao Shan.

In fact, if it were an adult man, Gu Xiaojiao would definitely not let go of his guard so quickly. Even if he encountered a strange situation, he would immediately arm himself to protect himself and would not force the other party to stay.

But now Qiao Shan is too deceptive!

Just a high school student, not as tall as her... well, a little taller than her.

Gu Xiaojiao tiptoed her toes, compared her height, looked at Qiao Shan's pure, simple and immature face, and felt that she would believe Qiao Shan when he said he was a junior high school student.

Gu Xiaojiao felt that he had to act like an adult to solve the problem, so he patted Qiao Shan on the shoulder, looking like an elder looking at a junior, with a smile on his face and a soft tone:

"Child, how old are you?"

Qiao Shan: "..."

……

"After next month's birthday, I will be 17 years old. Also, I am not called a child, but my name is Qiao Shan. How old are you, Auntie?"

"Auntie, I... bah bah bah! Sister, I'm 19 years old!"

"Ha ha……"

Qiao Shanpi looked at Gu Xiaojiao with a nonchalant smile, until the other party was about to turn into a rage, and then said lightly:
"There is your purse on the table. I found your ID card. You are 31 years old, auntie."

Gu Xiaojiao clenched her fists tightly, and stared at Qiao Shan fiercely through gritted teeth.

I thought this kid was clean and handsome just now, why is he so annoying when he opens his mouth!

What happened to 31 years old!
"You turned through my things... Hey, are you only 16 years old?" Gu Xiaojiao asked strangely.

Shouldn't high school students be 18 or 19 years old?

How did you go to high school when you were only 16 years old?

"I go to school early."

Qiao Shan thought for a while and then said: "We don't know how long we will live together. Of course, I need to get to know you a little bit. After all, a boy needs to protect himself when he is alone outside."

……

Gu Xiaojiao felt a headache.

She felt that the boy in front of her was absolutely out of her mind!

Could it be that he ran out of some hospital?
However, she caught a piece of information from Qiao Shan's words, and said in surprise:
"You live here alone?"

Qiao Shan nodded: "Of course, didn't you see that there are only my own daily necessities in my room? As a senior high school student, I need a good living environment, so my family rented this place for me."

Gu Xiaojiao rolled her eyes: "Okay, I know you are a senior high school student, so I don't need to emphasize it over and over again!"

Qiao Shan smiled and said: "No, my subtext is that because of the overlap of time and space, you may affect my living and learning environment in the future, auntie. So..."

"So what?" Gu Xiaojiao asked suspiciously.

"So, for my preparation for the college entrance examination, please move out and live in another place."

Qiao Shan smiled plainly and brightly.

……

Gu Xiaojiao blinked, and pointed to herself in disbelief: "You... let me move out?"

Qiao Shan nodded.

"Why!" Gu Xiaojiao felt that he was going to explode in anger, and asked with his eyes akimbo, "Why didn't you move out?!"

"Because I moved in earlier, I lived in 1997, 21 years earlier than you!"

Gu Xiaojiao: "..."

Seems to make sense... shit!

"Don't move!" Gu Xiaojiao angrily grabbed Qiao Shan's school uniform and dragged him back.

Qiao Shan sighed: "Oh... If you don't move, don't move. Seeing that you still live in such a small house in 2018, and you don't have the money to move, then I will just let it go. But as your next roommate, I have a few conditions..."

Gu Xiaojiao picked up the kitchen knife.

Qiao Shan shut up and didn't speak.

……

After being irritated by Qiao Shan several times, Gu Xiaojiao found that he was not as frightened by the bizarre incident as before, and even looked at Qiao Shan's living environment with great interest at this moment.

"Tsk tsk! I can't tell, you, a student, have tidied up the room quite cleanly."

no smelly socks,
No balls of toilet paper on the floor.

There was no weird smell in the room either.

"Auntie, I really have to go to school, and I will definitely be late..." Qiao Shan said helplessly.

This woman doesn't seem very smart.

When two people live together suddenly, the one who makes trouble first must have the upper hand. Qiao Shan is not the soft character of Lu Ming in the plot, so in order to prevent Gu Xiaojiao from beating others like the original plot, he gave priority to preemptive strikes!
At this moment, after a set of combined punches, Gu Xiaojiao was obviously in a daze.

Qiao Shan secretly smiled.

……

Gu Xiaojiao looked out of Qiao Shan's bedroom window, wondering what he was thinking, and suddenly asked, "Hey, kid! Do you think I can go to your 1997?"

Qiao Shan rolled his eyes: "It should be possible."

Gu Xiaojiao's eyes lit up, and he hurried into his room, carried his clothes into the bathroom, and a voice came from inside: "Wait for me, I will go to 1997 with you!"

Soon, Gu Xiaojiao changed into clothes, carrying a small red bag, and stood in front of Qiao Shan with a smile.

"Child, does sister look good in this dress?"

Qiao Shan was expressionless: "Auntie looks good in anything."

Gu Xiaojiao rolled her eyes, but this time she didn't say anything. She took out her mobile phone and called the jewelry counter manager to ask for leave. Then she smiled and pulled Qiao Shan out of the door.

"Hurry up! You're going to be late for school!"

Qiao Shan: "..."

(End of this chapter)